Easy Way to get a College Degree
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Easy Way to a College Degree
By Elton Camp Four years are not required For the degree that is desired. Avoid all that fuss Buy it now from us. One degree not enough? We’ve got even more stuff. B.A., M.A., Ph.D You can have all three. We guarantee an admittance And the cost is just a pittance Never a qualifying test We know you are the best Never have to roam Or even leave your home. A library filled with books Is only there for looks. No campus on which to park Or stumble around in the dark. Sly as any grinning fox, We operate from a P.O. Box Faculty with degrees? What need of these? Deal with an old grouch Or just lay on your couch? Never take a test Stay home and rest. What more to say? We guarantee an A. Accredited we are not. That’s a bunch of rot. Who will ever know Lest you tell them so? Send your tuition right away. What need is there of delay?
If you pay it’ll never fail Your degree arrives by mail. No need to stand around And wear cap and gown. While dean awards the sheepskin When the postman is your friend. Tell to one and all Hang it on your wall. There for all to see You have a degree.
By Elton Camp Four years are not required For the degree that is desired. Avoid all that fuss Buy it now from us. One degree not enough? We’ve got even more stuff. B.A., M.A., Ph.D You can have all three. We guarantee an admittance And the cost is just a pittance Never a qualifying test We know you are the best Never have to roam Or even leave your home. A library filled with books Is only there for looks. No campus on which to park Or stumble around in the dark. Sly as any grinning fox, We operate from a P.O. Box Faculty with degrees? What need of these? Deal with an old grouch Or just lay on your couch? Never take a test Stay home and rest. What more to say? We guarantee an A. Accredited we are not. That’s a bunch of rot. Who will ever know Lest you tell them so? Send your tuition right away. What need is there of delay?
If you pay it’ll never fail Your degree arrives by mail. No need to stand around And wear cap and gown. While dean awards the sheepskin When the postman is your friend. Tell to one and all Hang it on your wall. There for all to see You have a degree.
