Escape From New Jersey

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Escape From New

Jersey
ACT I

It was minutes before kick-off at the big gam

(o)ernor Chris Christie sent a group te*t to se)

te*t rea! ,time to shut it !own', "ach appointe!

who !i!n2t reali3e that his three emoticons of a m

full lane closures on all state highwa&s began, a shut!own'

The 4en)er Broncos )s' the Seattle Seahaw

surroun!ing it woul! be an&thing but that' As 66

e*isting e*its of the state' Traffic began to back

.)er <7,777 folks looke! on as the Super Bo

crow! was ma!e up of a few !ie-har! fans from

corporations an! e)en some famil& members of

$ew %erse& not far from the #e! Bull Arena =ho

goo! look before kick-off, I sai! to m&self ,@ an!

In the closing minutes of the first 5uarter the

force! to attempt a fiel! goal' It was blocke!1 4

blocke! in $ew %erse& ' This gu& kept cutting in :aste

blocke!' I coul! hear the horns beeping an! the to remember- a kilo is a thousan! grams' Also

anagement C'"'.' tossing back #o&al

football2s biggest game here folks, the Super Bo

!o &ou know how much a 68 secon! commercia

commercials I2m sub?ect to en!ure !uring late n

on a Tues!a& morning woul! be a little more en

A crow! of people stoo! on the platform at %

woul! ne)er come' .ne man went against the c

rogue an! sai! ,9uck That1 I2m taking the scenic

were sche!ule! to perform as the hea!liners' .

Stunne! the bassist aske! ,:ell what !o &o

,(i)e it awa& now1, replie! /ie!is, ,Let2s (o

The ban! ma!e it ?ust in time' The& performe! f

(:B worsene!' Some !eci!e! to lea)e their )e largest life insurer

were more backe! up than the traffic he was st

etLife but 2that sort of thing

Bookies were alrea!& )er& happ& since the c

si!e, the coin was tosse! again an! lan!e! tails

the Supersonics won the $BA in 6HBH, the sam

!irecti)e for secret ai! to the opponents of the p

championship =mari?uana effects memor&>' Altho

Simpson ran for <7 kilometers1 0ears later he ro

Cnless &ou were on the roa!s &ou woul! be

after a strange series of e)ents the Broncos fum

for a safet& putting Seattle up @-7' :hen 4en)e

An! run he !i!, he ran for H6'II meters gi)ing t

the people who trie! to take Circle Line boats b

aroun! the state2s bor!ers pre)enting an&one fr

surface! about the first bri!ge scan!al an! he w

nation' #enaming the state to Cnite! State of A

electe! b& the goo! people of the great state of

that .'/'2! this !ecision, because he !i! not rea notifie!' ;is biggest issue was that there woul!

of the state within the bor!ers as well' $ew 0or

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