Funny Joke

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Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the He gives up and goes back to bed. that that his is sound door nanny.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now." "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

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