NNN Fashion! Fashion! Fashion! - Sheik of Chic
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NNN Fashion! Fashion! Fashion! - Sheik of Chic By Case Blackwell
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NNN FASHION! FASHION! FASHION! LOGO/INTRO. INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. Quick cuts around the busy backstage of a fashion show: models getting ready, stylists yelling for things, people crying, whatever. Cut to Brit England, mike in hand. BRIT ENGLAND We’re backstage at the unveiling of Zazo Barmagio’s springline. Many are calling it the season’s hottest fashion show. But the secret to Zazo’s success may not be the clothes his models are sporting, but the heart he’s wearing on his sleeve. INT. RUNWAY SHOW. DAY. An upscale crowd is assembled around the runway. BRIT ENGLAND This year in protest of the BP Gulf of Mexico disasterA model comes out in a chic dress. She’s covered head to toe in oil. BRIT ENGLAND (V.O,) Zazo has drenched his models, clothes and all, in oil. Yes, liquid petroleum hydrocarbon, long a popular source of fuel, now a source of chic. Zazo’s mission statement: Fashion that dares you to think. INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. A well groomed, fashionable, flamboyant older man is being interviewed. Text under him reads: Fashion Luminary: Papa DeDadio. Dedadio speaks with a strong Italian accent. PAPA DEDADIO Zazo’s a genius. No doubt. What he did today is, ahhh, it’s moving art really. It’s ahh, so slick, but so powerful, yet so sad, maybe a little happy. Also I’ve always (MORE) (CONTINUED)
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PAPA DEDADIO (cont’d) found the smell of fuels oddly erotic. No? INT. RUNWAY SHOW. DAY. More fierce and focused oil drenched models strut about to upbeat music. BRIT ENGLAND (V.O,) And moving art doesn’t come cheap. The mink this model is sporting runs upwards of 15,000 U.S. dollars. And with oil at 80 dollars a barrel, social consciousness will indeed cost you. INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. An oil covered model is being interviewed. Text under her reads: Sofia Plumb. BRIT ENGLAND Was this show especially difficult? Did you mind the drenching and what have you? SOFIA PLUMB Ha! Just to wear Zazo’s clothes is an honor. And the rest, well it’s sort of like some of my spa treatments really. I do feel a little lightheaded, but then again I haven’t eaten today. Not that I don’t eat! Ha! Of course I eat. Healthy models will always be in! Sofia looks dizzy for a moment. INT. RUNWAY SHOW. DAY. More upbeat techno-eqsue music. The full cast models takes the stage and lines up. Two men bring out an oil barrel and put it mid runway. Zazo pops from the oil barrel in a black suit and sunglasses (not covered in oil) and takes a bow. The crowd goes wild.
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INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. Zazo Barmagio is being interviewed. Text under him reads: Zazo Barmagio. BRIT ENGLAND Man of the hour! How do you feel the show went? ZAZO BARMAGIO Magnificent. Perfection. Couldn’t have gone any better if I had planned it myself. Which I did. I think we really sent a message today. BRIT ENGLAND And what was that? ZAZO BARMAGIO I’d say... stop it! Stop having accidents! For once, just think of the damage you are causing, please. Think of the animals, and water, and plankton, and sail boats, and do the right thing! Also, fabulousness. But that’s a given. INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. Zazo and his models take a bow. The models to either side of Zazo attempt to take his hand for the bow, but he shirks away from they’re oiliness. BRIT ENGLAND (V.O.) Style emerging from disaster. The power of fashion. From New York, this has been Brit England. Sofia Plumb, towards the center of the model line, passes out. END
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NNN FASHION! FASHION! FASHION! LOGO/INTRO. INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. Quick cuts around the busy backstage of a fashion show: models getting ready, stylists yelling for things, people crying, whatever. Cut to Brit England, mike in hand. BRIT ENGLAND We’re backstage at the unveiling of Zazo Barmagio’s springline. Many are calling it the season’s hottest fashion show. But the secret to Zazo’s success may not be the clothes his models are sporting, but the heart he’s wearing on his sleeve. INT. RUNWAY SHOW. DAY. An upscale crowd is assembled around the runway. BRIT ENGLAND This year in protest of the BP Gulf of Mexico disasterA model comes out in a chic dress. She’s covered head to toe in oil. BRIT ENGLAND (V.O,) Zazo has drenched his models, clothes and all, in oil. Yes, liquid petroleum hydrocarbon, long a popular source of fuel, now a source of chic. Zazo’s mission statement: Fashion that dares you to think. INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. A well groomed, fashionable, flamboyant older man is being interviewed. Text under him reads: Fashion Luminary: Papa DeDadio. Dedadio speaks with a strong Italian accent. PAPA DEDADIO Zazo’s a genius. No doubt. What he did today is, ahhh, it’s moving art really. It’s ahh, so slick, but so powerful, yet so sad, maybe a little happy. Also I’ve always (MORE) (CONTINUED)
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PAPA DEDADIO (cont’d) found the smell of fuels oddly erotic. No? INT. RUNWAY SHOW. DAY. More fierce and focused oil drenched models strut about to upbeat music. BRIT ENGLAND (V.O,) And moving art doesn’t come cheap. The mink this model is sporting runs upwards of 15,000 U.S. dollars. And with oil at 80 dollars a barrel, social consciousness will indeed cost you. INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. An oil covered model is being interviewed. Text under her reads: Sofia Plumb. BRIT ENGLAND Was this show especially difficult? Did you mind the drenching and what have you? SOFIA PLUMB Ha! Just to wear Zazo’s clothes is an honor. And the rest, well it’s sort of like some of my spa treatments really. I do feel a little lightheaded, but then again I haven’t eaten today. Not that I don’t eat! Ha! Of course I eat. Healthy models will always be in! Sofia looks dizzy for a moment. INT. RUNWAY SHOW. DAY. More upbeat techno-eqsue music. The full cast models takes the stage and lines up. Two men bring out an oil barrel and put it mid runway. Zazo pops from the oil barrel in a black suit and sunglasses (not covered in oil) and takes a bow. The crowd goes wild.
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INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. Zazo Barmagio is being interviewed. Text under him reads: Zazo Barmagio. BRIT ENGLAND Man of the hour! How do you feel the show went? ZAZO BARMAGIO Magnificent. Perfection. Couldn’t have gone any better if I had planned it myself. Which I did. I think we really sent a message today. BRIT ENGLAND And what was that? ZAZO BARMAGIO I’d say... stop it! Stop having accidents! For once, just think of the damage you are causing, please. Think of the animals, and water, and plankton, and sail boats, and do the right thing! Also, fabulousness. But that’s a given. INT. FASHION SHOW- BACKSTAGE. DAY. Zazo and his models take a bow. The models to either side of Zazo attempt to take his hand for the bow, but he shirks away from they’re oiliness. BRIT ENGLAND (V.O.) Style emerging from disaster. The power of fashion. From New York, this has been Brit England. Sofia Plumb, towards the center of the model line, passes out. END
