The Grammar Nazis Will Get You
By Elton Camp The grammar police are on patrol Writings they seldom will extol For how can they possibly commend A preposition at a sentence’s end Your write they have so much hated For it violated a rule now antiquated Should a comma be put out of place They react as if it’s a major disgrace If a spelling error you should make, It’s, “Oh my, for goodness sake!” To show their victims that you care, Comfort with, “There, they’re, their.”