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Patrick J. Adams is getting used to his ‘Suits’ on USA
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Evidently, the USA Network legal melodrama “Suits,” which launches its third season on Tuesday, July 16, is successful. But perhaps the person most amused by all of this is the mother of star Patrick J. Adams, who plays legal associate (if not exactly a lawyer) Mike Ross. In his role as gifted college dropout Mike — who never attended Harvard Law School, despite what he and his boss, top New York attorney Harvey Specter (Gabriel Macht), have led others to believe — Adams must wear a variety of suits. “I laugh,” says Adams, “because my mom, she always said she wanted me to be a leader of tomorrow and sent me to private schools. I remember vividly saying, ‘I will never wear a suit to work, ever.’

“Here we are, years later, and she loves it, because she loves suits, and she loves me getting dressed up. She laughs every time she comes to set.” After initial reluctance, Adams is getting the hang of dressing like a grown-up. “A suit is something that never would have gotten on my body unless I was going to a wedding or something, before this show,” he says. “Now, slowly but surely, I’ve learned how they work and how they fit, and most important, how you have to stand when you’re in them.” Along with learning how to improve his posture, Adams has acquired a sartorial sense. “I find myself saying things in fittings,” he says, “that I would never have said before. Two or three years ago, I would have said, ‘This is great.

I’ll do this suit, just do some off-therack Brooks Brothers suit.’ Now I’m in there, going, ‘Let’s get that lapel maybe a little smaller. Let’s take in the inseam on these pants.’ “There’s things that I catch myself saying that I can’t believe are coming out of my mouth, so I feel like I’m learning something.” Adams is still not fond of men’s dress shoes, but the more comfortable alternative is not an option. “The day I’d pull on an Italian loafer,” he says, “is the day I’d have to have a conversation about where my life is headed.” Meanwhile, back on “Suits,” the show, in the Season 2 finale, Mike found himself in the midst of a battle royal at the law firm of Pearson Hardman, teaming with Harvey to attempt a coup to prevent a merger with a British firm.

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Q: Was Neil Patrick Harris ever nominated for a Tony Award himself? — Jeff Sloan, Stuart, Fla. A: No, but in the late 1990s, he received a Drama League Award for his work in a touring company of “Rent.” It’s entirely possible he’ll get an Emmy nomination for his hosting of the most recent Tony Awards, which earned him raves, especially for the energetic opening number ... and once his filming on CBS’ “How I Met Your Mother” ends next season, he’s expected to return to Broadway in “Hedwig and the Angry Inch.” Q: I’ve noticed that it is the final season of “Burn Notice.” Why? — Janet Tillman, Howard, Ohio A: Though it’s ending as a regularly scheduled series, the Jeffrey Donovan-starring spy drama still could have future life on USA Network in different ways, possibly as one-shot movies or even occasional miniseries. The show has had a very healthy life, especially in cable terms, since it will have run seven seasons at the time it ends ... with the current round encompassing its 100th episode. However, Matt Nix — its driving creative force — is now developing a medical drama for USA, and talent contracts often have to be renegotiated after a show’s seventh round. “Burn Notice’ has been a strong performer, but expenditure versus potential return undoubtedly was a conversation had before the decision was made. Q: I?m glad to see Rebecca Romijn doing a television series again. How many shows did she do before “King & Maxwell”? — Scott Parker, Buffalo, N.Y. A: Several, including her stint as host of MTV’s “House of Style,” which was the former model’s first big TV gig. Around the same time, she began a recurring role on the sitcom “Just Shoot Me,” but her first big starring part was as the reporter title character in the 2006 show “Pepper Dennis.” It didn’t last long, but she rebounded as a cast member of “Ugly Betty.” She then became one of the stars of the “Witches of Eastwick” adaptation “Eastwick,” and she was in the Adult Swim comedy “NTSF:SD:SUV” before starting her current TNT series. Q: Can you get the series “Charmed” on DVD? — Leah Hughes, Greenacres, Fla. A: You can, though at this point in time — seven years after the show ended, with repeats of still it continuing weekday mornings on TNT — it likely will take some Internet shopping to acquire it. The eight seasons are available individually, but there’s also a complete series set, with the discs in a reproduction of the Book of Shadows that the magically inclined Halliwell siblings used on the drama. Q: I’m surprised to see Bill Hader hosting “Essentials Jr.” on Turner Classic Movies so soon after leaving “Saturday Night Live.” Did he get the job right after that? — Cheryl Johnson, Milwaukee A: He had it last summer, too. However, as with the opening and closing segments for TCM’s “The Essentials” that Robert Osborne and Drew Barrymore host, those sequences are filmed well in advance ... so Hader would have done the current ones before his exit from “SNL” became official.

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Sunday
MLB Baseball
On the last Sunday before the All-Star break, two American League division leaders get together at Comerica Park, where the Central-leading Detroit Tigers close out a three-game series against the West-leading Texas Rangers. Ian Kinsler and the Rangers got the better of Prince Fielder and the Tigers when these teams last met in Texas in May, winning three of four — the last victory coming despite three Miguel Cabrera home runs.
12 p.m. on TBS

with the help of her rabbi. Erica and Rob’s relationship moves forward as they start shopping for a home. Joey discovers that Ashlee has been talking behind her back to the other girls, and an ugly confrontation ensues in the new episode “Who Are You, the Pope?”

The Mentalist
It’s a “Homicide: Life on the Street” minireunion in this episode, with Reed Diamond reprising his role as CBI agent Ray Haffner and Kyle Secor guest starring as a priest who once belonged to the Visualize group. As Jane (Simon Baker) and the team investigate a 25-year-old case that seems to involve both Visualize and Red John, Lisbon (Robin Tunney) contemplates her future in “The Red Barn.”
9 p.m. on KCTV

man gets up close and personal with fans at a variety of events, from extreme winter sports to Renaissance festivals. In the premiere, “Daytona 500,” he’s in the infield at the celebrated NASCAR race, getting a look at the luxurious RVs fans camp in and the distinctive tailgating treats they cook up.

The Crash Reel
This documentary from Lucy Walker (“Waste Land”) profiles snowboarder Kevin Pearce, who suffered a severe brain injury in December 2009 while practicing for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Interviews with Pearce and his family members and friends, along with extensive snowboarding footage, tell his story.
8 p.m., 3:40 a.m. on HBO

Mistresses
Stung by the discovery that Savi (Alyssa Milano) kept her pregnancy and affair secret, Joss (Jes Macallan) moves in with April (Rochelle Aytes). Harry and Dominic (Brett Tucker, Jason George) have a tense confrontation at a social event. Karen (Yunjin Kim) meets with Detective Newsome (Gary Dourdan) again, but this one isn’t for business. April tries to move on and pursue a relationship with Richard (Cameron Bender) in the new episode “All In.”
9:01 p.m. on KMBC

Monday
How I Met Your Mother
When Robin (Cobie Smulders) discovers that Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) never formally asked her father for her hand in marriage, she insists he do so before announcing their engagement. Ted (Josh Radnor) tries to keep his own feelings in check by getting deeply involved in the wedding planning in “Band or DJ.” Jason Segel and Alyson Hannigan also star.
7 p.m. on KCTV

Bizarre Foods America
Andrew Zimmern visits the often-overlooked Gulf Coast, sampling such local delicacies as stingray tacos, pan-fried duck testicles and nutria stew, in the new episode “Third Coast: Stingrays, Swamp and Swine.”
8 p.m., 11 p.m. on TRAV

Tuesday
2013 MLB All-Star Game
Baseball’s best — as determined by a fan vote — turn out at Citi Field in New York for the 2013 All-Star Game. At this writing, Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit Tigers, Buster Posey of the San Francisco Giants, the New York Yankees’ Robinson Cano and the Baltimore Orioles’ Adam Jones appeared to be shoo-ins for starting nods. The National League holds a 43-38-2 edge in All-Star play, including last year’s 8-0 rout at Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.
6:30 p.m. on WDAF

NASCAR Racing
New Hampshire Motor Speedway is the scene today as the Sprint Cup’s best vie in the New Hampshire 300. A field including Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Tony Stewart, Jeff Gordon and Kyle Busch will take to the 1.058-mile oval in a race won last year by Kasey Kahne. He took advantage of a miscommunication between leader Denny Hamlin and his pit crew to take away the lead and bag his second win of 2012.
12 p.m. on TNT

Crossing Lines
As the ICC team races the clock to rescue a wealthy teen who’s been kidnapped, Anne-Marie (Moon Dailly) discovers a possible connection to a similar case in Florence. Dorn and Louis (Donald Sutherland, Marc Lavoine) uncover a link to their archenemy, Alexander Dimitrov (Marcel Iures), that could prove deadly. Richard Flood also stars in the new episode “Special Ops: Part 1.”
9 p.m. on KSHB

POV
Jason Tippet and Elizabeth Mims’ documentary “Only the Young” profiles three teens in a small California town. Garrison, Kevin and Skye — Garrison’s sometime girlfriend — are typical teens and also devout Christians, and their lives unfold against a backdrop of economic turmoil and uncertainty about the future.
9 p.m. on KCPT, KTWU

American Ninja Warrior
The new episode “Miami Qualifying” brings the action to Florida, where the new obstacles Utility Pole Slider, Balance Bridge, Slider Jump and Monkey Peg await the contestants. The field includes Olympic track star Dee Dee Trotter and returning competitor Flip Rodriguez. Matthew Iseman and Akbar Gbaja Biamila host; Jenn Brown is the co-host.
7 p.m. on KSHB

Longmire
on A&E

The Newsroom
The season premiere finds the “News Night” staff answering questions from a network lawyer (Marcia Gay Harden) regarding a story that’s created a crisis. Will (Jeff Daniels) makes a comment that gets him yanked from 9/11 anniversary coverage. Jim (John Gallagher Jr.) goes on the road with the Romney campaign, and Neal (Dev Patel) investigates the Occupy movement. Emily Mortimer also stars in “First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill All the Lawyers.”
9 p.m., 11 p.m. on HBO

9 p.m., 10:01 p.m., 1:01 a.m., 2:02 a.m.

NCIS
Although he’s still on medical leave, Ducky (David McCallum) orders the exhumation of a body related to a 12year-old case. As Gibbs (Mark Harmon) and the rest of the team investigate a Marine’s death, they start to suspect this new case is connected to Ducky’s old one in “Phoenix.” Rocker Michael Des Barres guest stars.
7 p.m. on KCTV

The Good Wife
When Alicia and Will (Julianna Margulies, Josh Charles) learn that an imminent Supreme Court ruling could put Colin Sweeney (Dylan Baker) away for life, they rush to trial without bothering to prepare. Diane (Christine Baranski) re-evaluates her relationship with Kurt McVeigh (Gary Cole) in “The Wheels of Justice.”
8 p.m. on KCTV

2013 Home Run Derby
This year’s Home Run Derby takes place at New York’s Citi Field, where the game’s top power hitters take aim at the shortened dimensions of a once pitcherfriendly park. Last year, Prince Fielder joined Ken Griffey Jr. as the only players to win multiple derbies when he outslugged Jose Bautista in the final round. This year, Robinson Cano of the New York Yankees and the New York Mets’ David Wright will captain the four-man American and National League squads.
7 p.m. on ESPN

Walt (Robert Taylor) investigates when a wild horse is discovered dragging a dead body, turning up evidence of an illegal rodeo taking place at a local farm. Detective Fales (Charles S. Dutton) is back in town with some questions for Henry (Lou Diamond Phillips) in the new episode “The Great Spirit.” Bailey Chase also stars.

Below Deck
Five single male passengers recruit Dave and Eddie as wingmen as they try to pick up women in the local clubs. At the end of the evening, they bring someone back to the boat who isn’t quite what they were looking for. Dave gets a special birthday surprise from his boyfriend. Adrienne, Kat and Sam continue to have trouble working together. Sam and CJ take their flirtation to the next level in the new episode “Dude, That’s a Dude, Dude.”
9 p.m., 12:30 a.m. on BRAVO

Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, who brought the laughs in the 1998-2007 incarnation of the improvisational comedy series, are back for this new reboot. Aisha Tyler takes over the hosting duties as the featured players and guest stars create sketches, scenes and songs on the spot.
7 p.m. on KCWE

Masterpiece Mystery!
In the new episode “Endeavour, Series 1: Fugue,” the police are working around the clock to stop whoever is responsible for a never-ending string of homicides. Morse’s (Shaun Evans) love of opera may actually hold the key to stopping the killings. Roger Allam, Sean Rigby and Anton Lesser also star.
8 p.m., 12:30 a.m. on KCPT, KTWU

Falling Skies
The Masons’ search-and-rescue mission is interrupted by an encounter with a family of outlaws in this new episode. The construction of a massive weapon fuels doubt and a conflict of interest. An effort to catch a killer hits a roadblock in “The Pickett Line.” Noah Wyle stars.
9 p.m., 10 p.m. on TNT

The Glades
Jim’s (Matt Passmore) latest murder investigation leads him to a trio of lovers in a polyamorous relationship. His visiting father (Corbin Bernsen) has a shocking bit of news for him in the new episode “Three’s Company.” Kiele Sanchez also stars.
8 p.m., 12:01 a.m. on A&E

Perfect Score
Date or no date? In each episode of this new game show, two friends compete to pick their ideal mates from a field of prospects, each of whom has a cash value attached based on the results of a
8 p.m. on KCWE

Princesses: Long Island
In the wake of the Drink Hanky party fiasco, Chanel tries to get back on track
8 p.m., 12:30 a.m. on BRAVO

Adam Richman’s Fandemonium
People with a passion are the focus of this new series. “Man v. Food” star Rich9 p.m., 12 a.m. on TRAV

Best Bets
compatibility test. The player who picks the most compatible — and valuable — bachelor or bachelorette wins a date with that person and the cash. Arielle Kebbel (“The Vampire Diaries”) hosts.

of abnormal neurological reactions in a group of girls. His examination yields the discovery that a dark secret is behind their symptoms. Moretti (Rachael Leigh Cook) wants to know why Pierce has taken on a case without her in the new episode “Toxic.” Arjay Smith also stars.

Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy
In this new episode, Larry discovers that the West Coast craze for customized lowrider cars has made its way to Boston, of all places. While he’s in town, he also joins historian Rick Beyer for a memorable trip along the Freedom Trail and debuts his own re-enactment troupe. A visit to the U.S. Army’s Natick Soldier Center is also on his itinerary in “Larry’s Beantown Lowdown.”
8 p.m., 12:01 a.m. on HIST

camper, Kip (Thom Green) learns he has an admirer of his own: Chloe (Natasha Bassett), one of the mean girls who’s been on Marina’s (Lily Sullivan) case. Mack’s (Rachel Griffiths) ex (Jonathan LaPaglia) pays a visit in the new episode “Capture the Flag.”

who’ll do whatever it takes to keep his motive for murder under wraps in the new episode “Detour.” Louis Ferreira, Lauren Holly, Roger Cross and Brendan Penny also star.

Intervention
The compelling reality series takes its final bow with the story of Eric, 31, who was a funny, generous and life-loving guy before being caught in the grip of addiction. Now he does whatever he can to finance his next fix, including stealing. His family members, especially his father, who feels responsible for Eric’s addiction, are desperate to get him into treatment.
8 p.m., 12:01 a.m. on A&E

Suits
As a new season opens, Jessica’s (Gina Torres) new partnership with Darby (Conleth Hill) is put to the test when he assigns Harvey (Gabriel Macht) to a highprofile, high-stakes case. Mike (Patrick J. Adams) tries to mend fences with Harvey and deal with the fallout from his confession to Rachel (Meghan Markle) in “The Arrangement.”
9:01 p.m., 12:07 a.m. on USA

Necessary Roughness
Connor (John Stamos) receives an unpleasant surprise that has him looking for a mole at V3. An accountant (Sam Page) with a secret seeks out Dani’s (Callie Thorne) services. Paloma (Karissa Lee Staples) aspires to the fast track. TK and Sheera’s (Mehcad Brooks, Kate Miner) relationship heats up in the new episode “V3 for Vendetta.”
9:01 p.m., 12:03 a.m. on USA

Rizzoli & Isles
Maura (Sasha Alexander) becomes a homicide suspect after her date is killed, and she has no memory of the time they spent together. Jane (Angie Harmon) does her best to hunt down evidence to prove her friend’s innocence, but it’s not looking good in the new episode “Killer in High Heels.” Bruce McGill also stars.
8 p.m., 10 p.m. on TNT

Franklin & Bash
A practical joke war becomes serious business when one prankster turns up dead, and the other is charged with the killing. The accused is Jared and Peter’s (Breckin Meyer, Mark-Paul Gosselaar) friend Robbie (Eddie Jemison), and to get at the truth, they’ll have to stop thinking like lawyers and think like jokers. Damien (Reed Diamond) handles a case for Infeld’s (Malcolm McDowell) foundation in the new episode “Freck.”
8 p.m., 10 p.m. on TNT

Wednesday
Suburgatory
George (Jeremy Sisto) feels threatened when Tessa (Jane Levy) returns from a summer with her grandmother in Manhattan and expresses an interest in her mother’s life. She even takes up the guitar and plans to sing in a talent show as a way of connecting with her mom’s musical side. Noah (Alan Tudyk) wants Carmen (Bunnie Rivera) to come back to work for him but has to compete for her with Dallas (Cheryl Hines) in “Homecoming.”
7:30 p.m. on KMBC

Deal With It
Howie Mandel of “Deal or No Deal” fame is an executive producer of this new addition to the “game shows with ‘Deal’ in their names” collection. Hidden cameras capture the action as people play pranks on their companions according to instructions they receive via earpieces. Theo Von hosts.
9:30 p.m., 11 p.m. on TBS

Pawn Stars
He was a singer, not a slugger, but Frank Sinatra’s signature on a Los Angeles Dodgers World Series pennant could make a big difference in its value. Also in this new episode, the guys get a chance to make a deal on a replica of the DeLorean from the movie “Back to the Future.” Rick thinks outside the box to break Chumlee of his habit of losing the keys to the shop in “World Series of Pawn.”
8 p.m., 12:01 a.m. on HIST

Covert Affairs
Season 4 finds Annie (Piper Perabo) trying to balance her budding romance with Auggie (Christopher Gorham) and her new professional partnership with Henry Wilcox (Gregory Itzin) as she searches Colombia for the agency’s latest person of interest, known as the Puma. Hill Harper (“CSI: NY”) joins the cast this season as Calder Michaels, a CIA station chief based in Latin America. Michelle Ryan guest stars in the season premiere, “Vamos.”
8 p.m., 11:07 p.m. on USA

Royal Pains
As Hank (Mark Feuerstein) tries to figure out what’s wrong with Officer Don (Brad Beyer), he finds himself becoming more involved in the lives of Don and his daughter, Molly (Alexandra Socha). Divya (Reshma Shetty) treats a famous conductor whose passion for music is causing him problems. Evan (Paulo Costanzo) realizes that his new political venture will be more difficult than he thought in the new episode “Vertigo.” Brooke D’Orsay also stars.
8 p.m., 11:03 p.m. on USA

Thursday
2013 Tour de France
NBCSP 10:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m., 11 p.m. on

Burn Notice
Michael (Jeffrey Donovan) deals with painful memories as he and Fiona (Gabrielle Anwar) pose as hackers at a malicious programming syndicate to steal some information for Sonya (Alona Tal). Sam and Jesse (Bruce Campbell, Coby Bell) make a deal with Barry (Paul Tei) for some falsified documents in the new episode “All or Nothing.”
8 p.m., 11:02 p.m. on USA

Storage Wars New York
This new episode brings the buyers back to Brooklyn, where Joe P. scores with some modern technology, and Candy and Courtney try a new bidding strategy. Chris and Tad enjoy a wine tasting in “HiText ... Hi-Jinx.”
8:30 p.m., 12:31 a.m. on A&E

Criminal Minds
When a busload of children goes missing on the outskirts of Washington, D.C., Rossi (Joe Mantegna) and the BAU team spring into action to find it before anyone comes to harm in “The Wheels on the Bus ... .” Thomas Gibson, Shemar Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook and Kirsten Vangsness also star.
8 p.m. on KCTV

Top Shot All-Stars
on HIST

Body of Proof
Tim DeKay (“White Collar”) guest stars in this episode as the father of a girl whose death Megan and Tommy (Dana Delany, Mark Valley) are investigating. It looks like an extreme case of child abuse, but he and his wife (Margaret Easley) claim their daughter was possessed, and the devil killed her. The mother begs Megan to keep her surviving child from suffering the same fate in “Lost Souls.”
9 p.m. on KMBC

9 p.m., 10:02 p.m., 1:01 a.m., 2:03 a.m.

Past Tours de France have been won and lost in the mountain stages, and that may very well be true again today as the 2013 race winds its way through the central French Alps. The 108-mile 18th stage features a double ascent of Alpe-d’Huez, a grueling climb with 21 hairpin turns that tends to separate the attackers from the rest of the peloton.

Beyond Scared Straight
A vicious inmate tries to attack one of the teens visiting the jail where he’s being held in the new episode “St. Clair County, IL.” Those young visitors include Kristin, a cheerleader whose curfew violations have led her into theft and drug use; David, a self-proclaimed racist who receives a humiliating demand from an African-American inmate; and James, whose attack on an off-duty cop has made a bad first impression on the deputies.
9 p.m., 1:01 a.m. on A&E

2013 ESPYs
Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”) hosts this edition of the annual awards honoring outstanding achievement in athletics. Robin Roberts, the former “SportsCenter” anchor now seen on “Good Morning America,” is this year’s recipient of the Arthur Ashe Award for courage in the face of adversity. Roberts is a breast cancer survivor now battling a blood and bone marrow disease called myelodysplastic syndrome.
8 p.m., 11:30 p.m. on ESPN

The contestants spin a wheel to determine the angle of their bodies as they aim a Ruger Security Six revolver. The bottom two finishers in that challenge must fire a bullet through a narrow tube to avoid being sent home in the new episode “Thread the Needle.” Colby Donaldson hosts.

The Hero
Primitive weapons and a tricky underground cave await the contestants in the Team Challenge as the competition enters the homestretch. In the War Room, Dwayne poses a “What if?” question to the hopefuls in the new episode “Endurance.”
7 p.m., 10 p.m. on TNT

Camp
The annual capture the flag contest brings out some people’s competitive streak, while others take a more laidback approach. While stewing over Sarah’s (Dena Kaplan) interest in another
9:01 p.m. on KSHB

Motive
Flynn (Kristin Lehman) is on the case when a mortgage broker is found strangled in the parking lot outside his office. Her investigation leads her to a man
8 p.m. on KMBC

Perception
An environmental activist asks Pierce (Eric McCormack) to look into a string
9 p.m., 11 p.m. on TNT

Best Bets
Elementary
Sherlock (Jonny Lee Miller) is doing research in a morgue when he discovers a series of homicides in which the victims were seriously ill and their deaths made to look like natural causes. He also learns more about why Watson (Lucy Liu) left her surgical career in “Lesser Evils.” Anika Noni Rose guest stars.
9:01 p.m. on KCTV

Shark Tank
Don’t you hate it when things slip between the seat and the center console in your car? Two entrepreneurs from Los Angeles, Marc Newburger and Jeffrey Simon, hope to solve the “carmuter triangle” problem with a device that keeps objects from falling into it, and they hope the Sharks will invest in it. Also in this episode, a teenager pitches her line of sugar scrubs, and a Massachusetts man demonstrates his shrink-wrap gift bags.
7 p.m. on KMBC

Moynahan also stars in “Fathers and Sons.”

Line”) guest stars as the suspect, Sam Rhodes, in “The Man in the Woods.”

Treehouse Masters
A bride- and groom-to-be want to get married at Treehouse Point — the unique bed-and-breakfast inn Pete and his family own — but all the treehouses are booked. Pete decides this would be the perfect time to add a honeymoon suite, and he manages to pull it together in time for the couple’s wedding in the aptly titled new episode “Love Is in the Air.”
9 p.m., 11 p.m., 4 a.m. on ANPLAN

Zero Hour
As Hank, Beck and Laila (Anthony Edwards, Carmen Ejogo, Jacinda Barrett) await their fate in the Faroe Islands, Rachel (Addison Timlin) drops a bombshell about Hank’s parents and the 41 Trust. When his mom (Beth Dixon) finally shares the painful secret she’s been keeping, Hank realizes his father (Dan Ziskie) is the missing piece of the puzzle and rushes to rescue him in the new episode “Escapement.”
7 p.m. on KMBC

bound relationship with a new guy (Mark Webber). This leads to tension with her sister (Alison Brie) who is in the process of planning her own wedding. Martin Starr and Timothy Busfield also star in this 2012 romantic comedy.

Gaslight
You’re not paranoid, dear; he is out to get you. Director George Cukor brings a classy patina to this 1944 big-screen adaptation of the creaky stage melodrama about a woman who begins to fear her husband is trying to drive her mad. Ingrid Bergman won an Academy Award for her portrayal of the mentally tortured wife of a man with a dark secret, while Oscar-nominated Charles Boyer and Angela Lansbury (in her film debut) are equally noteworthy.
7 p.m. on TCM

Rookie Blue
The squad swings into emergency mode when drugs from Andy and Marlo’s (Missy Peregrym, Rachael Ancheril) recent bust turn out to be contaminated with deadly bacteria. As Swarek (Ben Bass) leads the effort to get the tainted drugs off the streets, Andy and Marlo must undergo decontamination, where Marlo spills a big secret. Dov (Gregory Smith) suspects Chloe (Priscilla Faia) is hiding something in the new episode “Poison Pill.”
9:01 p.m. on KMBC

Teen Beach Movie
Faced with leaving the beach she loves, young surfer Mack (Maia Mitchell) goes out to ride one last wave with her boyfriend, Brady (Ross Lynch). A storm transports the couple back to 1962 and into a beach movie, where they’re in for a bit of culture shock. Garrett Clayton and Grace Phipps also star in this tuneful tween-friendly confection from the Mouse House.
7 p.m. on DISN

Jules and Jim
Francois Truffaut produced, directed and co-wrote this 1962 drama, which became one of the greatest masterpieces of the French New Wave cinematic movement. Oskar Werner and Henri Serre star as the title characters, two close friends whose relationship is irrevocably altered by their mutual attraction to a capricious woman (Jeanne Moreau). The film is based on a semiautobiographical novel by Henri-Pierre Roche.
9 p.m. on TCM

My Cat From Hell
Most of Jackson’s feline clients attack people, other pets or both. Leanne and Steve’s cat, Daisy, has a different issue: She flies into rages and attacks herself. The couple have tried everything, from drugs to acupuncture, but nothing has worked. Leanne spends so much time tending to Daisy that Steve is feeling neglected in the new episode “Crazy Daisy.”
7 p.m., 10 p.m. on ANPLAN

Do No Harm
Jason receives an anonymous text message threatening to reveal his secret and tries to track down the sender. He learns there’s a fine line between an enemy and an ally. Olivia’s (Ruta Gedmintas) flight from Ian brings her and Cole (Brendan McHale) to a place filled with memories. Jordan (Michael Esper) makes progress in his investigation of Jason’s past. Steven Pasquale plays Jason Cole and Ian Price in the new episode “I Can’t Keep Your Secret.”
9 p.m. on KSHB

Hawaii Five-0
As McGarrett and Catherine (Alex O’Loughlin, Michelle Borth) cross into North Korea to retrieve a fallen friend’s remains, he tells her about his last mission there in this episode, a prequel to the show’s pilot. Jimmy Buffett and Terry O’Quinn reprise their guest roles in “Olelo Pa’a” — Hawaiian for “the promise.” Scott Caan and Daniel Dae Kim also star.
8 p.m. on KCTV

Dead Files Revisited
In this new episode, retired detective Steve DiSchiavi and medium Amy Allan return to the scenes of two previous investigations. In Bloomington, Ill., they reconnect with Diane, a mother who reported that her son’s life was being threatened by strange entities. In Seattle, they check in with a cafe owner whose establishment was in danger of closing because of paranormal activity in “Forgotten & Burned Alive.”
9 p.m., 12 a.m. on TRAV

Graceland
Mike (Aaron Tveit) talks Bello (Gbenga Akinnagbe) into stealing from the region’s most powerful drug cartel, with a little help from Johnny (Manny Montana). Briggs (Daniel Sunjata) offers Charlie (Vanessa Ferlito) a hand with covering up her bad decisions in the wake of a bust gone wrong. Brandon Jay McLaren also stars in the new episode “Hair of the Dog.”
9:01 p.m., 12:02 a.m. on USA

Debbie Macomber’s Cedar Cove
This two-hour TV movie is actually the pilot for a new drama series. Andie MacDowell leads the ensemble cast as Olivia Lockhart, a judge in the titular small town who finds herself at a crossroads in her life when she’s appointed for a federal judgeship. Dylan Neal, Bruce Boxleitner, Barbara Niven and Teryl Rothery also star.
7 p.m., 9 p.m. on HALL

The Blind Side
A true story that had a major box-office impact, this drama from director-screenwriter John Lee Hancock (“The Rookie”) became an Academy Award contender for best picture and also gave Sandra Bullock her first Oscar nomination for best actress. She and country music star Tim McGraw play a Southern couple who take in troubled youth Michael Oher (Quinton Aaron) and give him the opportunity to become a football standout. Kathy Bates co-stars.
9:30 p.m. on FAM

The Shaw Festival: Behind the Curtain
The Shaw Festival in Ontario is one of North America’s longest-running theater events, presenting 11 plays on four stages between April and October. This new special takes viewers on an intimate tour of the festival, tracing the process of producing a play from start to finish.
8 p.m., 1 a.m. on KTWU

Friday
Gangs of New York
The word “epic” has to be used for director Martin Scorsese’s sprawling 2002 drama of rival mid-19th-century street gangs. Leonardo DiCaprio plays a young man out to avenge his father’s (Liam Neeson) murder by going after the killer, the colorful Bill the Butcher (Daniel Day-Lewis). The hero still finds time for romance with a pickpocket (Cameron Diaz); Jim Broadbent and John C. Reilly co-star, and U2 performs the theme song.
6 p.m. on SHOW

The Shaw Festival: Behind the Curtain
The Shaw Festival in Ontario is one of North America’s longest-running theater events, presenting 11 plays on four stages between April and October. This new special takes viewers on an intimate tour of the festival, tracing the process of producing a play from start to finish.
1 a.m. on KCPT

The Bourne Legacy
Another covert operative plots against the agency that apparently wants to eliminate him in this 2012 expansion of the screen franchise based on Robert Ludlum’s novels. Succeeding Matt Damon in the series, Jeremy Renner plays the operative who decides to turn the tables on his pursuers with the help of a similarly targeted government doctor (Rachel Weisz). Edward Norton and Stacy Keach co-star, with Joan Allen, David Strathairn and Albert Finney returning.
7 p.m., 10:15 p.m. on HBO

Blue Bloods
Danny (Donnie Wahlberg) struggles to hold it together after his son Sean (Andrew Terraciano) is severely injured in a bicycle accident. He needs all the strength he can summon, as he and Kate (Megan Ketch) have a tough case: finding a sniper who’s apparently targeting the drivers of gas-guzzling vehicles. Bridget
9 p.m. on KCTV

Saturday
Unforgettable
Carrie and Al (Poppy Montgomery, Dylan Walsh) travel to Syracuse to investigate a murder that resembles the killing of Carrie’s sister. Elias Koteas (“The Thin Red
7 p.m. on KCTV

Save the Date
After he blindsides her with a public marriage proposal, a young woman (Lizzy Caplan) dumps her boyfriend (Geoffrey Arend) and embarks on a re7 p.m. on SHOW

Critics Choice
NASCAR RACING
Sunday at 12 p.m. on TNT

THE NEWSROOM
Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO

THE CRASH REEL
Monday at 8 p.m. on HBO

New Hampshire Motor Speedway is the scene today as the Sprint Cup’s best vie in the New Hampshire 300. A field including Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Tony Stewart, Jeff Gordon and Kyle Busch will take to the 1.058-mile oval in a race won last year by Kasey Kahne. He took advantage of a miscommunication between leader Denny Hamlin and his pit crew to take away the lead and bag his second win of 2012.

The season premiere finds the “News Night” staff answering questions from a network lawyer (Marcia Gay Harden) regarding a story that’s created a crisis. Will (Jeff Daniels) makes a comment that gets him yanked from 9/11 anniversary coverage. Jim (John Gallagher Jr.) goes on the road with the Romney campaign, and Neal (Dev Patel) investigates the Occupy movement. Emily Mortimer also stars in “First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill All the Lawyers.”

This documentary from Lucy Walker (“Waste Land”) profiles snowboarder Kevin Pearce, who suffered a severe brain injury in December 2009 while practicing for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Interviews with Pearce and his family members and friends, along with extensive snowboarding footage, tell his story.

of prospects, each of whom has a cash value attached based on the results of a compatibility test. The player who picks the most compatible — and valuable — bachelor or bachelorette wins a date with that person and the cash. Arielle Kebbel (“The Vampire Diaries”) hosts.

CRIMINAL MINDS
Wednesday at 8 p.m. on KCTV

THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL
Tuesday at 8 p.m. on DISN

When a busload of children goes missing on the outskirts of Washington, D.C., Rossi (Joe Mantegna) and the BAU team spring into action to find it before anyone comes to harm in “The Wheels on the Bus ... .” Thomas Gibson, Shemar Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook and Kirsten Vangsness also star.

HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK
Monday at 9 p.m. on LIFE

FALLING SKIES
Sunday at 9 p.m. on TNT

BATMAN & ROBIN
Sunday at 7 p.m. on SYFY

There really are no words to describe how painfully awful this 1997 sequel is ... but we’ll try. And it’s not just the acting — although that is on par with, well, think of the worst movie you’ve ever seen. Nor is it the bad costumes. Nope. It’s the dialogue. The heinous one-liners and trite nonsense that come spewing forth from the mouths of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman, George Clooney, Alicia Silverstone and Chris O’Donnell. An elementary-school student could write better than this.

The Masons’ search-and-rescue mission is interrupted by an encounter with a family of outlaws in this new episode. The construction of a massive weapon fuels doubt and a conflict of interest. An effort to catch a killer hits a roadblock in “The Pickett Line.” Noah Wyle stars.

AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR
Monday at 7 p.m. on KSHB

BILLY MADISON
Sunday at 8 p.m. on FAM

The new episode “Miami Qualifying” brings the action to Florida, where the new obstacles Utility Pole Slider, Balance Bridge, Slider Jump and Monkey Peg await the contestants. The field includes Olympic track star Dee Dee Trotter and returning competitor Flip Rodriguez. Matthew Iseman and Akbar Gbaja Biamila host; Jenn Brown is the co-host.

Unless you, too, have a lost groove you need to get back, this movie won’t interest you. A best-selling novel by Terry McMillan inspired this 1998 tale of starcrossed lovers. Angela Bassett plays Stella, a 40-ish single mom who’s raking in the big bucks as a stockbroker but overdrawn at the love bank. Too busy to stop and smell the romance, she’s forced into a vacation by her best friend (Whoopi Goldberg). In Jamaica, she meets a 20-year-old hunk (Taye Diggs) who helps her get in touch with her inner hottie. Michael J. Pagan and Regina King also star.

If this 2005 fantasy feels like something a 7-year-old came up with, that’s because it did spring from the mind of director Robert Rodriguez’s young son. He’s got quite the imagination, but more adult editors might have helped to turn this tale into something a bit more coherent. Cayden Boyd, the youngster who conjures up the titular superheroes (Taylor Lautner, Taylor Dooley) is a cutie, though, and George Lopez makes an effective villain.

2013 ESPYS
Wednesday at 8 p.m. on ESPN

SUITS
Tuesday at 9:01 p.m. on USA

Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”) hosts this edition of the annual awards honoring outstanding achievement in athletics. Robin Roberts, the former “SportsCenter” anchor now seen on “Good Morning America,” is this year’s recipient of the Arthur Ashe Award for courage in the face of adversity. Roberts is a breast cancer survivor now battling a blood and bone marrow disease called myelodysplastic syndrome.

TOP SHOT ALL-STARS
Wednesday at 9 p.m. on HIST

2013 MLB ALL-STAR GAME
Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. on WDAF

Adam Sandler stars as a dimwitted 27year-old goofball (hey, it’s a stretch!) who must complete grades 1-12 in short order or his father will turn over the family’s hotel chain to a conniving underling. Heaven knows reliving all those early school years would be less painful than sitting through this witless 1995 “comedy,” which plays like a bloated “Saturday Night Live” sketch that didn’t make the cut.

2013 HOME RUN DERBY
Monday at 7 p.m. on ESPN

CROSSING LINES
Sunday at 9 p.m. on KSHB

As the ICC team races the clock to rescue a wealthy teen who’s been kidnapped, Anne-Marie (Moon Dailly) discovers a possible connection to a similar case in Florence. Dorn and Louis (Donald Sutherland, Marc Lavoine) uncover a link to their archenemy, Alexander Dimitrov (Marcel Iures), that could prove deadly. Richard Flood also stars in the new episode “Special Ops: Part 1.”

This year’s Home Run Derby takes place at New York’s Citi Field, where the game’s top power hitters take aim at the shortened dimensions of a once pitcherfriendly park. Last year, Prince Fielder joined Ken Griffey Jr. as the only players to win multiple derbies when he outslugged Jose Bautista in the final round. This year, Robinson Cano of the New York Yankees and the New York Mets’ David Wright will captain the four-man American and National League squads.

Baseball’s best — as determined by a fan vote — turn out at Citi Field in New York for the 2013 All-Star Game. At this writing, Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit Tigers, Buster Posey of the San Francisco Giants, the New York Yankees’ Robinson Cano and the Baltimore Orioles’ Adam Jones appeared to be shoo-ins for starting nods. The National League holds a 43-38-2 edge in All-Star play, including last year’s 8-0 rout at Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.

As a new season opens, Jessica’s (Gina Torres) new partnership with Darby (Conleth Hill) is put to the test when he assigns Harvey (Gabriel Macht) to a highprofile, high-stakes case. Mike (Patrick J. Adams) tries to mend fences with Harvey and deal with the fallout from his confession to Rachel (Meghan Markle) in “The Arrangement.”

The contestants spin a wheel to determine the angle of their bodies as they aim a Ruger Security Six revolver. The bottom two finishers in that challenge must fire a bullet through a narrow tube to avoid being sent home in the new episode “Thread the Needle.” Colby Donaldson hosts.

SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II
Tuesday at 9:15 p.m. on AMC

GIRL FIGHT
Wednesday at 9 p.m. on LIFE

WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
Tuesday at 7 p.m. on KCWE

Clearly produced to satisfy the hordes clamoring for resolution to the subtle ambiguities of the original “Smokey and the Bandit,” this witless 1980 follow-up follows the Bandit (Burt Reynolds) and his girlfriend (Sally Field) as they haul a pregnant elephant to Dallas, pursued by the relentless Sheriff Buford T. Justice (a shamelessly hammy Jackie Gleason).

Real-life couple James Tupper and Anne Heche star in this thoroughly depressing 2011 docudrama as the parents of a teenager whose life is forever altered when several other girls brutally beat her and post the video online. Jodelle Ferland and Max Lloyd-Jones also star.

DEAL WITH IT
Wednesday at 9:30 p.m. on TBS

THE GLADES
Monday at 8 p.m. on A&E

Jim’s (Matt Passmore) latest murder investigation leads him to a trio of lovers in a polyamorous relationship. His visiting father (Corbin Bernsen) has a shocking bit of news for him in the new episode “Three’s Company.” Kiele Sanchez also stars.

Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, who brought the laughs in the 1998-2007 incarnation of the improvisational comedy series, are back for this new reboot. Aisha Tyler takes over the hosting duties as the featured players and guest stars create sketches, scenes and songs on the spot.

SECOND HONEYMOON
Wednesday at 7 p.m. on HALL

PERFECT SCORE
Tuesday at 8 p.m. on KCWE

Date or no date? In each episode of this new game show, two friends compete to pick their ideal mates from a field

Maggie and George (Roma Downey, Tim Matheson) are about to announce their divorce plans when relatives surprise them with an anniversary party and an island vacation. Smiling graciously, they accept; they can get one of those quickie island divorces while they’re down there. But they didn’t figure on the local magistrate, who makes them wait 48 hours. Hey, anything can happen in two days. Daniel Lugo also stars in this predictable 2001 romance.

Howie Mandel of “Deal or No Deal” fame is an executive producer of this new addition to the “game shows with ‘Deal’ in their names” collection. Hidden cameras capture the action as people play pranks on their companions according to instructions they receive via earpieces. Theo Von hosts.

MOTIVE
Thursday at 8 p.m. on KMBC

Flynn (Kristin Lehman) is on the case when a mortgage broker is found stran-

Critics Choice
gled in the parking lot outside his office. Her investigation leads her to a man who’ll do whatever it takes to keep his motive for murder under wraps in the new episode “Detour.” Louis Ferreira, Lauren Holly, Roger Cross and Brendan Penny also star.

with a little help from Johnny (Manny Montana). Briggs (Daniel Sunjata) offers Charlie (Vanessa Ferlito) a hand with covering up her bad decisions in the wake of a bust gone wrong. Brandon Jay McLaren also stars in the new episode “Hair of the Dog.”

BLUE BLOODS
Friday at 9 p.m. on KCTV

TEEN BEACH MOVIE
Friday at 7 p.m. on DISN

ANOTHER CINDERELLA STORY
Thursday at 8 p.m. on DISN

Despite the title, this bit of tween-friendly fluff isn’t an actual sequel to 2004’s “A Cinderella Story” but just another modernized recycling of the old tale. Selena Gomez plays Mary, the put-upon ward of a washed-up pop star (Jane Lynch), who finds her “prince” in a teen idol (Drew Seeley) attending her high school — sort of a male Hannah Montana. The plot is thin, but young viewers will appreciate the song and dance numbers. Grown-ups are free to give it a pass.

Faced with leaving the beach she loves, young surfer Mack (Maia Mitchell) goes out to ride one last wave with her boyfriend, Brady (Ross Lynch). A storm transports the couple back to 1962 and into a beach movie, where they’re in for a bit of culture shock. Garrett Clayton and Grace Phipps also star in this tuneful tween-friendly confection from the Mouse House.

Danny (Donnie Wahlberg) struggles to hold it together after his son Sean (Andrew Terraciano) is severely injured in a bicycle accident. He needs all the strength he can summon, as he and Kate (Megan Ketch) have a tough case: finding a sniper who’s apparently targeting the drivers of gas-guzzling vehicles. Bridget Moynahan also stars in “Fathers and Sons.”

await their fate in the Faroe Islands, Rachel (Addison Timlin) drops a bombshell about Hank’s parents and the 41 Trust. When his mom (Beth Dixon) finally shares the painful secret she’s been keeping, Hank realizes his father (Dan Ziskie) is the missing piece of the puzzle and rushes to rescue him in the new episode “Escapement.”

BURLESQUE
Saturday at 7 p.m. on FAM

50 FIRST DATES
Friday at 10 p.m. on COMD

THE SITTER
Friday at 7:30 p.m. on HBO

PAWN STARS
Thursday at 8 p.m. on HIST

He was a singer, not a slugger, but Frank Sinatra’s signature on a Los Angeles Dodgers World Series pennant could make a big difference in its value. Also in this new episode, the guys get a chance to make a deal on a replica of the DeLorean from the movie “Back to the Future.” Rick thinks outside the box to break Chumlee of his habit of losing the keys to the shop in “World Series of Pawn.”

Jonah Hill was a recent Oscar nominee for “Moneyball,” but the more typical brand of movie he’s known for is represented by this crude comedy. As the title suggests, he plays a suspended student-turned-baby sitter, and one who buys himself a heap of trouble when he tries to meet up with his girlfriend at the same time he’s on the job. Ari Graynor and Sam Rockwell (“Conviction”) also appear.

The best movie Adam Sandler ever did was with Drew Barrymore. This is not it. Unlike their earlier collaboration, “The Wedding Singer,” this one resorts to playing memory loss — specifically, a short-term one on the part of Barrymore’s character — for laughs. Sandler’s character is courting her, but she keeps forgetting their recent history so he has to keep starting over — 50 first dates, get it? If there’s a joke in there somewhere, we’ve forgotten it.

The story is almost as old as movies themselves, but if it’s splashy production numbers you want, this 2010 musical drama has a bounty of them. If it isn’t, don’t bother. Christina Aguilera plays a Midwesterner who goes to Los Angeles in search of fame, which she just might find by graduating from waitress to performer at a nightclub operated by a former dancer (Cher). Co-stars include Stanley Tucci and Kristen Bell.

DEBBIE MACOMBER’S CEDAR COVE
Saturday at 7 p.m. on HALL

THE SHAW FESTIVAL: BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Friday at 1 a.m. on KCPT

HAWAII FIVE-0
Friday at 8 p.m. on KCTV

WAIST DEEP
Thursday at 9 p.m. on BET

Did someone misspell the first word of the title? All right, maybe that’s a bit harsh. This 2006 drama isn’t a total waste, but it’s so formulaic you’ll probably be able to predict its plot developments before they happen. It stars Tyrese Gibson as an ex-con gone straight who reverts to his criminal ways when his son is kidnapped. Meagan Good plays the Bonnie to his Clyde, a street hustler with her own reasons for wanting in on the action. Don’t feel bad if you want out.

As McGarrett and Catherine (Alex O’Loughlin, Michelle Borth) cross into North Korea to retrieve a fallen friend’s remains, he tells her about his last mission there in this episode, a prequel to the show’s pilot. Jimmy Buffett and Terry O’Quinn reprise their guest roles in “Olelo Pa’a” — Hawaiian for “the promise.” Scott Caan and Daniel Dae Kim also star.

The Shaw Festival in Ontario is one of North America’s longest-running theater events, presenting 11 plays on four stages between April and October. This new special takes viewers on an intimate tour of the festival, tracing the process of producing a play from start to finish.

This two-hour TV movie is actually the pilot for a new drama series. Andie MacDowell leads the ensemble cast as Olivia Lockhart, a judge in the titular small town who finds herself at a crossroads in her life when she’s appointed for a federal judgeship. Dylan Neal, Bruce Boxleitner, Barbara Niven and Teryl Rothery also star.

THE BOURNE LEGACY
Saturday at 7 p.m. on HBO

MR. DEEDS
Saturday at 4:57 p.m. on COMD

THE SHAW FESTIVAL: BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Friday at 8 p.m. on KTWU

GRACELAND
Thursday at 9:01 p.m. on USA

The Shaw Festival in Ontario is one of North America’s longest-running theater events, presenting 11 plays on four stages between April and October. This new special takes viewers on an intimate tour of the festival, tracing the process of producing a play from start to finish.

Legendary director Frank Capra would be spinning in his grave if Adam Sandler and his “creative team” had not already exhumed him and clumsily ripped off his warm and perceptive 1936 comedy “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.” Actually,“Mr. Deeds” goes to that hot place in a handcart pretty quickly, since any trace of genuine wit, humanity and sophistication from the original have been jettisoned to make room for Sandler’s self-indulgent shenanigans. John Turturro rises above the material as Deeds’ kinky butler, but otherwise, this film is a waste of celluloid.

Another covert operative plots against the agency that apparently wants to eliminate him in this 2012 expansion of the screen franchise based on Robert Ludlum’s novels. Succeeding Matt Damon in the series, Jeremy Renner plays the operative who decides to turn the tables on his pursuers with the help of a similarly targeted government doctor (Rachel Weisz). Edward Norton and Stacy Keach co-star, with Joan Allen, David Strathairn and Albert Finney returning.

ZERO HOUR
Saturday at 7 p.m. on KMBC

Mike (Aaron Tveit) talks Bello (Gbenga Akinnagbe) into stealing from the region’s most powerful drug cartel,

As Hank, Beck and Laila (Anthony Edwards, Carmen Ejogo, Jacinda Barrett)

Sports
Sunday
12:00 p.m. SPEED Australian V8

 8:30 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour

GOLF

AUTO RACING

11:00 a.m. KSHB European PGA

Ernie Els are expected to compete. From Inverness, Scotland. (HD)

Golf Aberdeen Asset Management Scottish Open, Final Round. Phil Mickelson and

12:00 p.m. ESPN Softball World

SOFTBALL

Futures. From Oklahoma City.
(Taped)

Supercars Townsville. From
Queensland. (Taped) (HD)
TNT NASCAR Racing Sprint

Tour Golf Aberdeen Asset Management Scottish Open, Final Round. From Inverness, Scotland. (HD)

Cup: Puerto Rico vs. United States. From Oklahoma City.  2:00 p.m. ESPN Softball USA Slow Pitch Showdown: United States vs. United States Futures. From Oklahoma City.
 8:00 p.m. ESPN2 Softball World  3:00 a.m. ESPN2 Softball World

 6:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham-

GOLF

Tuesday
 3:00 p.m. NBCSP IndyCar Racing 2

AUTO RACING

 1:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf

pionship First Round. From Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (HD)

in T.O. - Race Two. From Toronto. (HD)

(Taped)

 2:00 p.m. NBCSP IndyCar Racing 2

Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (HD)

Cup: Camping World RV Sales 301. From New Hampshire

12:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf

Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City.

Cup, Final: Teams TBA. From Cup, Final: Teams TBA. From

 6:30 p.m. WDAF 2013 MLB All-Star  2:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Home Run

BASEBALL

Marathon Classic, First Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD)  2:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Championship First Round. From
 3:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf

in T.O. - Race Two. From Toronto. (HD)

 4:00 p.m. SPEED Lucas Oil Off

 1:30 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf

Weekley are expected to compete. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (HD)

John Deere Classic, Final Round. Louis Oosthuizen and Boo

N.Y. (HD)

Game From Citi Field in Flushing, Derby From Citi Field in Flushing,

Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland.

Monday
11:30 a.m. SPEED NASCAR Rac-

N.Y. (HD)

Road Racing Lake Elsinore.
From Kal Gard Motorsports Complex in Lake Elsinore, Calif.

 5:00 p.m. SPEED Lucas Oil Off Road

Racing Lake Elsinore. ProLite
and Pro 2 from Kal Gard Motorsports Complex in Lake Elsinore, Calif. (Taped)

 2:00 p.m. KCTV PGA Tour Golf John

Park, Paula Creamer, Stacy Lewis, Suzann Pettersen, Yani Tseng, Lexi Thompson and Michelle Wie are expected to compete. From Waterloo, Ont. (HD) From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (HD)

Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, Final Round. Inbee

AUTO RACING

11:00 a.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing

MOTORCYCLE RACING
stein, Germany. (HD)

 6:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham-

Madison, Miss.

Sanderson Farms Championship, First Round. From pionship Best of the First Round. From Muirfield in

Moines, Iowa. (HD)

ing Camping World Truck Series: American Ethanol 200. From Iowa Speedway in Des

World Championship: German Grand Prix. From HohenMoto2: German Grand Prix.
From Hohenstein, Germany. (HD)

12:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing  1:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Rac-

 8:00 p.m. FSN Golf Marshall

Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

 9:00 a.m. FSN MLB Baseball Kan-

BASEBALL

Deere Classic, Final Round.
KSHB Golf U.S. Senior Open

12:00 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball Kan-

BASEBALL

in Cleveland. (HD)

sas City Royals at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field
TBS MLB Baseball Texas

 7:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Home Run

in Cleveland. (HD)

sas City Royals at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field Derby From Citi Field in Flushing,

(Taped) (HD)

ing Moto3: German Grand Prix. From Hohenstein, Germany.

Faulk’s Lumiere Place Classic. (HD) 11:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Sanderson Farms Championship, First Round. From
 3:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Champi-

Madison, Miss.

12:30 p.m. WGN-A MLB Baseball

From Comerica Park in Detroit. (HD)

Rangers at Detroit Tigers.

 6:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Web.

Club in Omaha, Neb. (HD)

Championship, Final Round. From Omaha Country

Wednesday
 9:00 p.m. FSN Baseball California

N.Y. (HD)

 1:00 p.m. ESPN2 Minor League

Bank Park in Philadelphia. (HD)

Chicago White Sox at Philadelphia Phillies. From Citizens

 8:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf John

to compete include Jason Gore, Michael Putnam and Edward Loar. From Sandy, Utah.

com: Utah Championship, Final Round. Players expected

10:00 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf

GOLF

BASEBALL

onship Second Round. From Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (HD)

Baseball SiriusXM All-Star Futures Game.  3:15 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field
 4:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Baseball

 1:00 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Web.

Louis Oosthuizen and Boo Weekley are expected to compete. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (HD)

Deere Classic, Final Round.

12:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf

expected to compete include Jason Gore, Michael Putnam and Edward Loar. From Sandy, Utah.

Web.com: Utah Championship, Final Round. Players

Collegiate League All-Star Game. (HD)

 9:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing

MOTORCYCLE RACING

 3:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham-

GOLF

From Hohenstein, Germany. (HD)

Moto3: German Grand Prix.

in Cleveland. (HD)

TD Ameritrade Home Run Derby. From Omaha, Neb. (HD)  7:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chi 1:00 a.m. ESPN2 MLB Baseball St.

to compete include Jason Gore, Michael Putnam and Edward Loar. From Sandy, Utah.
 6:45 a.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing

com: Utah Championship, Final Round. Players expected

 2:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf John

Park, Paula Creamer, Stacy Lewis, Suzann Pettersen, Yani Tseng, Lexi Thompson and Michelle Wie are expected to compete. From Waterloo, Ont. (HD)

Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, Final Round. Inbee

pionship First Round. From Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (HD)

Friday
 1:00 p.m. METSPT College Baseball  6:30 p.m. METSPT College Baseball  7:00 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball De-

BASEBALL

Thursday
 2:00 p.m. SPEED NASCAR Racing

AUTO RACING

K&N Pro Series: Sonoma.

MOTORCYCLE RACING
stein, Germany. (HD)

Louis Oosthuizen and Boo Weekley are expected to compete. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (HD)
 9:00 p.m. ESPN Softball Taco Bell

Deere Classic, Final Round.

 7:00 p.m. SPEED Australian V8

From Sonoma, Calif. (Taped) (HD)

 7:30 p.m. WGN-A MLB Baseball

in Kansas City, Mo. (HD)

troit Tigers at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium Chicago Cubs at Colorado Rockies. From Coors Field in
Denver.

Supercars Townsville. From
Queensland. (HD)

cago. (HD)

World Championship: German Grand Prix. From HohenMoto2: German Grand Prix.
From Hohenstein, Germany. (HD)

SOFTBALL

 9:00 p.m. ESPN2 WNBA Basketball

BASKETBALL

Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

 2:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing

 2:00 a.m. ESPN2 Softball USA Slow

Flushing, N.Y. (Same-day Tape)

All-Star Legends and Celebrity Game. From Citi Field in Pitch Showdown: United States vs. United States

Center in Los Angeles. (HD)

Phoenix Mercury at Los Angeles Sparks. From Staples

 6:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Champi-

GOLF

11:00 a.m. METSPT Billiards Rack N’

BILLIARDS

 8:00 a.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf

onship Second Round. From Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (HD) Marathon Classic, First Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD)

Roll: Men’s Tournament.

Sports
 1:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf

Stampeders. From McMahon Stadium in Calgary.
 6:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham-

 1:00 p.m. ESPN2 Softball National

SOFTBALL

GOLF

Pro Fastpitch: USSSA Pride at NY/NJ Comets.

Marathon Classic, Second Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD)  2:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Championship Second Round. From
 3:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf

 8:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham-

pionship Third Round. From Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (HD) pionship Third Round. From Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (HD)
GOLF LPGA Tour Golf

Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (HD)

Madison, Miss.

Sanderson Farms Championship, Second Round. From
NBCSP Golf American Cen-

 6:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham-

Golf Course in Lake Tahoe, Nev.

tury Championship, First Round. From Edgewood Tahoe pionship Best of the Second Round. From Muirfield in

Marathon Classic, Second Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD) 10:00 a.m. GOLF Golf American Century Championship, First Round. From Edgewood
 1:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf

Tahoe Golf Course in Lake Tahoe, Nev. (Taped) (HD)

11:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf

Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

Madison, Miss.

Sanderson Farms Championship, Second Round. From

Marathon Classic, Third Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD)  2:00 p.m. KSHB Golf American Century Championship, Second Round. From Edgewood Tahoe
 3:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf

Golf Course in Lake Tahoe, Nev. (HD)

Saturday
 3:30 p.m. ESPN Auto Racing Global

AUTO RACING

 6:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham-

Madison, Miss.

Sanderson Farms Championship, Third Round. From pionship Best of the Third Round. From Muirfield in

Rallycross Championship.  9:00 p.m. ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Mopar Mile-High NHRA Nationals, Qualifying. From
Denver. (Same-day Tape) (HD)
 3:00 p.m. WDAF MLB Baseball

11:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf

Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

BASEBALL

 6:00 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball De-

Braves at Chicago White Sox or New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox or Pittsburgh Pirates at Cincinnati Reds. (HD)

Regional Coverage. Atlanta

 5:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Champi-

Madison, Miss.

Sanderson Farms Championship, Third Round. From onship Final Round. (HD)

 3:00 p.m. ESPN2 MLL Lacrosse New

LACROSSE

 7:00 p.m. WGN-A MLB Baseball

in Kansas City, Mo. (HD)

troit Tigers at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium Chicago Cubs at Colorado Rockies. From Coors Field in
Denver. (HD)

York Lizards at Charlotte Hounds.

12:00 p.m. SPEED Motorcycle Rac-

MOTORCYCLE RACING
Calif. (HD)

ing AMA Supercross World Championship. From Anaheim, World Championship: U.S. Grand Prix, Qualifying. From ing AMA Peterson Cat Washougal National 450 & 250 Moto II. (HD)

 9:30 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball De-

 4:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing

in Kansas City, Mo. (HD)

troit Tigers at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium

 5:00 p.m. NBCSP Motorcycle Rac-

Salinas, Calif. (HD)

 6:00 p.m. ESPN2 CFL Football Mon-

FOOTBALL

treal Alouettes at Calgary

Movies
A
Dell’Orefice, Carol Alt, Isabella Rossellini, Christie Brinkley, Beverly Johnson and other models discuss their groundbreaking careers. (NR) HBO2 Mon. 10:30 a.m. Above the Rim ›› ’94 Duane Martin. A high-school basketball star is torn by loyalties to a drug dealer and an explayer. (R) (L, V) BET Fri. 12 p.m. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ›› ’94 (HD) Jim Carrey. A bungling gumshoe uncovers more than just a simple kidnapping when he searches for the Miami Dolphins’ missing mascot. (PG-13) (N) CMT

Alien Resurrection ›› ’97 (HD) Sigourney Weaver. Cloned Ellen Ripley and others aboard a spaceship battle rampaging aliens. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Sun.
11:10 a.m.

TCM Fri. 7:30 a.m.

trouble with a girl and gangsters. (NR)

Angel Heart ››› ’87 Mickey Rourke. A satanic figure sends a private eye to 1955 New Orleans, home of a voodoo priestess. (R) (L, V, N, S) ENC Wed. 12:40
a.m.

Autumn in New York › ’00 (HD) Richard Gere. A New York restaurateur unexpectedly falls for a free-spirited woman half his age. (PG-13) (L, S) TMC
Tue. 11 a.m.

About Face: Supermodels Then and Now ››› ’12 (HD) Carmen

Weaver. On planet LV-426, Ripley and a dwindling number of Marines battle an almost-unstoppable army of monstrous predators which wiped out an entire colony of humans, save for one little girl. (R) (L, V) MAX Thu. 10:30 a.m. All In: The Poker Movie ›› ’12 (HD) Filmmaker Douglas Tirola examines the growing popularity of poker, and the crackdown on online gambling. (NR)

Aliens ›››› ’86 (HD) Sigourney

Action in Arabia ›› ’44 George

Mon. 7 p.m., 11 p.m.

Sanders. A U.S. newsman and a French agent thwart a Nazi payoff to Arab sheiks in 1941 Damascus. (NR) TCM Wed. 6:45
a.m.

Almighty Thor ›› ’11 Cody Deal. After Loki destroys Valhalla and steals the Hammer of Invincibility, only the young hero, Thor, can protect Earth from Armageddon. (NR) (S) SYFY Sun. 8:30 a.m.
Lee. Live action/animated. Chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore, along with the Chipettes, become marooned on a not-sodeserted island. (G) MAX Mon. 8:05 a.m. The American ››› ’10 (HD) George Clooney. A hit man pursues a potentially dangerous romance with a local woman while hiding out in a picturesque Italian town. (R) (S, N, V) HBO2 Mon. 11:45 a.m.; ard Dreyfuss. Four teens in 1962 California get a final, nostalgic glimpse of innocence before facing their postgraduation lives. (PG) (L, S) ENC Sun. 7 a.m.; Fri.
3:05 p.m.

SHOW Sun. 10:35 a.m.; Wed. 7:30 a.m. SHOW2 Fri. 7:15 a.m.

Dekker. Issues of guilt and innocence tear apart residents of a small town in the wake of a 3-year-old boy’s tragic death. (R) (L, S) TMC Wed. 1:40 p.m. Angels in the Outfield ››› ’51 Paul Douglas. The Pittsburgh Pirates’ manager sees hope after a newswoman reports a girl saw angels on their side. (NR) TCM Fri. 3 p.m. Anger Management ›› ’03 Adam Sandler. A meek businessman clashes with an aggressive therapist after being ordered to undergo 20 hours of counseling. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Sun. 8 a.m.; Mon. 6

Angels Crest ›› ’11 (HD) Thomas

B
London. An archaeologist unleashes a violent storm after he releases an ancient god from captivity. (PG-13) (S, V) SYFY
Thu. 8 a.m.

to stop the trafficking of Ecstasy in Miami. (R) (L, S, V, N) TBS Sun. 9 a.m. Bad Girls From Valley High › ’04 (HD) Julie Benz. Three teenage vixens begin to age rapidly following the arrival of a Romanian exchange student. (R) (S)
HBO2 Wed. 1:35 p.m.

Ba’al: The Storm God ’08 Jeremy

Bad Santa ››› ’03 Billy Bob Thorn-

10:45 p.m.; Thu. 10:15 a.m.

ton. Two criminals disguise themselves as St. Nick and an elf to rob stores at Christmastime. (R) (L, S, N, S, V) ENC Wed.

Bendix. The baseball player goes from wayward youth to Boston Red Sox pitcher to New York Yankees home-run hero. (NR)

The Babe Ruth Story ›› ’48 William

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked › ’11 (HD) Voices of Jason

Another Cinderella Story ’08 (HD) Selena Gomez. A young man longs to reunite with a beautiful dancer that he met at a masked ball. (PG) (L, S) DISN Thu. 8
(HD) James Woods. Drugs and crime bond an aging drug dealer and his maternal girlfriend with a teen junkie and his lover. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Thu. 12:35 a.m. Another Stakeout ››› ’93 (HD) Richard Dreyfuss. Seattle police buddies track a mob witness with an assistant district attorney who brings along her dog. (PG-13) (V) TMC Sun. 8:30 a.m.; Sat.
10:30 a.m.

a.m.

Another Day in Paradise ›› ’99

p.m.; Fri. 3 p.m.

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn ››› ’60 Tony Randall. Mark The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl ›› ’05 (HD) Taylor Lautner. A

Twain’s boy hero rafts the Mississippi with slave Jim and meets a bogus king and duke. (NR) TCM Thu. 2:30 a.m.

10-year-old and his imaginary friends try to save a distant planet from the forces of darkness. (PG) (S) DISN Tue. 8 p.m.;
Wed. 11 a.m.

Baby Mama ›› ’08 (HD) Tina Fey. A battle of wills breaks out when a workingclass gal moves in with the high-powered executive who hired her to be a surrogate mother. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Fri. 8 a.m. Babylon A.D. › ’08 (HD) Vin Diesel. A post-apocalyptic mercenary guards a nun and her young charge, who may be mankind’s last hope for survival. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Wed. 6 a.m. Babysitters Beware ’08 (HD) Trenton Rogers. A 7-year-old learns how to behave badly to drive away all his baby sitters. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Fri. 6 a.m. Back to School ››› ’86 Rodney Dangerfield. An earthy self-made man divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son’s college. (PG-13) (L, S, N)
KCWE Sat. 6 p.m.

TCM Fri. 10 a.m.

waitresses seeking a better life go to Hollywood and meet an ailing millionaire. (PG-13) (L) BET Sat. 10:30 p.m. Barb Wire › ’96 Pamela Anderson Lee. A bounty hunter seeks a device that could restore her brother’s sight and save millions during U.S. civil war in 2017. (R) (S, N, V) ENC Tue. 11 p.m. ››› ’04 (HD) Ice Cube. The owner of a barbershop faces pressure from a corporation that is opening establishments in his neighborhood. (PG-13) (L, S) BET Sun.

B.A.P.S › ’97 Halle Berry. Two Georgia

Barbershop 2: Back in Business

12 a.m., 11:30 a.m.

BASEketball ›› ’98 (HD) Trey Parker. Two men invent a successful sport and then try to keep a crass businessman from gaining control of it. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Basic Instinct ››› ’92 Michael
Douglas. An erotic writer toys with a San Francisco detective who thinks she might be an ice-pick killer. (R) (L, S, V, N) ENC
Thu. 7 p.m. Sun. 3:15 a.m.

American Graffiti ›››› ’73 Rich-

Thu. 11:35 p.m.

Debbie Reynolds. Dobie Gillis and friends find fun and romance during their first year at college. (NR) TCM Sun. 8 a.m. Afterschool ›› ’08 Ezra Miller. A prep-school student accidentally films the drug-related deaths of two classmates, then is asked to put together a memorial video. (NR) TMC Mon. 11:10 p.m. Against the Ropes ›› ’04 (HD) Meg Ryan. Boxing manager Jackie Kallen believes she and a veteran trainer can turn a young man into a streamlined prizefighter. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Wed.
9 a.m.; Sat. 3 p.m. SHOW2 Sun. 2:30 p.m.; Fri. 2:30 p.m.

The Affairs of Dobie Gillis ›› ’53

Edward Norton. A brutal skinhead emerges from prison reformed and tries to show his neo-Nazi brother the error of his ways. (R) (L, V, N, S) MAX Mon. 9 p.m. American Man ’12 Former football player Kevin Turner raises awareness about concussions in sports. (NR) ESPNC berly Williams-Paisley. A grieving woman copes with the loss of her daughter after a gunman kills Amish schoolgirls in Pennsylvania. (NR) LIFE Sun. 9 a.m. An Amish Murder ’13 (HD) Neve Campbell. A murder investigation in her hometown triggers deep-seated emotions in an Ohio police chief who came from the Amish community. (NR) LIFE
Sun. 11 a.m.

American History X ››› ’98 (HD)

The billionaire founder of a software corporation offers a lucrative position to an idealistic computer genius. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Wed. 5:05 p.m. Armored ›› ’09 (HD) Matt Dillon. Armored-truck guards turn against one another after their plan to rob their company goes terribly awry. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
TNT Sun. 2 a.m.

Antitrust ›› ’01 (HD) Ryan Phillippe.

J. Fox. A teen takes a crackpot’s DeLorean time machine to 1955 and sees his parents in high school. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC

Back to the Future ››› ’85 Michael

Batman ››› ’89 Jack Nicholson. The

Back to the Future Part II ›››

Fri. 5 p.m.

Mon. 7:30 a.m.

Caped Crusader saves dismal Gotham City and gorgeous Vicki Vale from the freaky Joker. (PG-13) (V) SYFY Sun. 10:30 a.m.;

’89 Michael J. Fox. A young man and his inventor friend must take a DeLorean time machine to 2015. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC

Amish Grace ›››› ’10 (HD) Kim-

Sat. 12 p.m.

irresponsible playboy must choose between an arranged marriage that will ensure his future wealth or following his heart with a woman he truly loves. (PG-13) (L, S) VH1 Fri. 6:30 p.m.; Sat. 10:30
a.m.

Arthur ›› ’11 (HD) Russell Brand. An

Frankie Muniz. Recruited by the CIA, a teen works under cover to befriend a girl whose father is a pawn for an evil organization. (PG) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 6:15 a.m.;

Agent Cody Banks ›› ’03 (HD)

Assignment Berlin ’98 (HD) Sammi

Davis. A California detective tries to leave mobsters and intrigue behind by visiting her father in Germany. (NR) (S, V) TMC teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) (L, S, V) VH1 Sun. 11:30 a.m.

Alibi Ike ›› ’35 Joe E. Brown. An eccentric ballplayer known for his unorthodox pitching style finds major-league

Thu. 4 a.m.

ATL ›› ’06 Tip Harris. Four Atlanta

Wed. 5:30 a.m.

Two brothers fight each other and an outbreak of arson as Chicago firefighters. (R) (L, V) HBO2 Mon. 8:10 a.m. The Back-up Plan › ’10 (HD) Jennifer Lopez. A single woman meets the man of her dreams on the same day she becomes pregnant through artificial insemination. (PG-13) (L, S) USA Sat. 1 a.m., 12 p.m. The Backwoods ›› ’06 (HD) Gary Oldman. Two couples must get a feral girl to safety after the men find her in the woods. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Mon. 1 a.m. Bad Boys II ›› ’03 (HD) Martin Lawrence. Two detectives uncover a conspiracy involving a drug kingpin while trying

Backdraft ››› ’91 (HD) Kurt Russell.

Sat. 5:05 p.m.

zenegger. Batgirl joins the caped crusaders to stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from wreaking revenge upon the world. (PG-13) (S, V) SYFY Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon. 4 p.m. Batman Begins ››› ’05 (HD) Christian Bale. Following the death of his parents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a masked avenger who fights the forces of evil in Gotham City. (PG-13) (S, V) SPIKE The Caped Crusader woos a criminal psychologist, takes on a sidekick and battles Two-Face and the Riddler. (PG-13) (S, V)
SYFY Sun. 4:30 p.m.; Mon. 1:30 p.m.

Batman & Robin › ’97 Arnold Schwar-

Batman Forever ›› ’95 Val Kilmer.

Fri. 4:27 p.m.; Sat. 3:57 p.m.

Batman Returns ›› ’92 Michael

Keaton. The Caped Crusader clashes with Catwoman and saves gloomy Gotham City from the foul Penguin’s plot. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SYFY Sun. 1:30 p.m.; Mon. 10:30 a.m.

Movies
gart. A nurse joins a boozing major’s Mobile Army Surgical Hospital during the Korean War. (NR) TCM Mon. 8:15 a.m. Battleship ›› ’12 (HD) Taylor Kitsch. An epic adventure unfolds across the high seas, as American sailors go to war against an army of invading aliens. (PG13) (L, S, V) HBO Thu. 12:30 p.m., 8 p.m. Beasts of the Southern Wild ››› ’12 (HD) Quvenzhané Wallis. The father of an intrepid youngster prepares her for the end of the world, when melting ice caps release fearsome beasts, called aurochs, and rising flood waters threaten to engulf their Delta home. (PG-13) (L, S)
MAX Mon. 11:30 a.m.

Battle Circus ›› ’53 Humphrey Bo-

involved in organized crime and drug dealing find that their priorities differ. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Wed. 2:35 a.m. The Benchwarmers › ’06 David Spade. A millionaire helps three nerdy buddies form a baseball team to compete against all the mean Little Leaguers. (PG13) (L, S) ENC Tue. 3:20 a.m. Bending the Rules ’12 (HD) Jamie Kennedy. A suspended cop and a prosecutor become unlikely partners when they stumble onto a criminal plot in New Orleans. (PG-13) (S, V) TMC Fri. 6 a.m. The Best Man ››› ’99 Taye Diggs. A writer heads to New York to be best man at a friend’s wedding, where he meets up with an old flame. (R) (L, S) BET Fri. 6:30

Belly › ’98 (HD) Nas. Two young friends

Thu. 7 p.m.

wealthy mistresses. (R) (L, S, N, S) TMC

Billy Madison › ’95 (HD) Adam

8 p.m.

Sandler. An adult goof-off goes back to elementary school in order to run his father’s company. (PG-13) (L, S) FAM Sun.

bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band. (R) (L, S) MAX

Williams. In Miami Beach a gay couple pretend to be man and wife when a son’s future father-in-law and family visit. (R) (L) HBO2 Thu. 8:30 a.m. The Black Dahlia ›› ’06 (HD) Josh Hartnett. In 1940s Los Angeles two cops enter a world of greed, obsession and corruption as they probe the grisly murder of a Hollywood starlet. (R) (L, S, V)

The Birdcage ››› ’96 (HD) Robin

10:45 a.m.; Sat. 3 a.m.

Blues Brothers 2000 ›› ’98 (HD) Dan Aykroyd. Newly released from prison, Elwood Blues reassembles the Blues Brothers Band with new members. (PG13) (L, S) SHOW Mon. 5:45 a.m. SHOW2 Fri. Boat Trip › ’03 (HD) Cuba Gooding Jr. Two skirt-chasing buddies discover too late that their travel agent has booked them on an all-gay cruise. (R) (L, S, S)
TMC Thu. 1:50 p.m.

Wed. 9:30 p.m.

Beau Brummell ››› ’54 Stewart

Betrayed at 17 ’11 (HD) Alexandra

p.m.; Sat. 9:30 a.m.

7:45 a.m.

Granger. The flamboyant arbiter of 19thcentury fashion has a fragile friendship with the Prince of Wales. (NR) TCM Sat.

Paul. A woman seeks justice when a racy video of her daughter becomes public, causing the girl to commit suicide. (NR)
LIFE Wed. 7 p.m., 11:02 p.m.

Davern. A teenager lives in the shadow of his older brother, a math prodigy who maintains a distance from others. (NR) (S)
SHOW Tue. 3:30 p.m.; Fri. 5:30 a.m.

Beautiful Ohio ›› ’06 (HD) Brett

Animated. Numbskull teens wander after their stolen television and into the clutches of arms dealers. (PG-13) (L, S)
COMD Sun. 3:04 p.m.

Beavis and Butt-head Do America ›› ’96 (HD) Voices of Mike Judge.

Eddie Murphy. A clever detective from Detroit shows Los Angeles how to stop a hit woman’s so-called Alphabet Crimes. (R) (L, S, N, V) COMD Sat. 10:24 a.m. Beware of Mr. Baker ››› ’11 (HD) Filmmaker Jay Bulger interviews Ginger Baker, legendary and often volatile drummer of the rock groups Cream and Blind Faith. (NR) SHOW Tue. 7 p.m.; Sat.

Beverly Hills Cop II ›› ’87 (HD)

Black Rain ››› ’89 Michael Douglas. Two New York police detectives take an underworld upstart back to Osaka, Japan. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Fri. 10:25 p.m. Blade ›› ’98 Wesley Snipes. A man with vampire blood and his mortal partner hunt a rebel vampire and his coterie of undead. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 9:10 p.m. Blade II ›› ’02 Wesley Snipes. Blade forms an alliance with a band of hardened enemies in order to battle powerful vampires. (R) (L, S, V) SYFY Sat. 4:30 p.m. Blade Runner ›››› ’82 Harrison Ford. A specialized detective in 2019 Los Angeles receives an order to terminate obsolete android slaves. (R) (L, S, N, V)
ENC Wed. 11:15 a.m.

TMC Wed. 1:45 a.m.

Boogeyman ›› ’05 Barry Watson. A man confronts the visions that have haunted him since a terrifying incident in his childhood home. (PG-13) (S, N, V) ENC
son. A reporter and his colleagues work together to solve the murder of a deathrow inmate. (NR) TCM Thu. 8 a.m. The Bounty Hunter › ’10 (HD) Jennifer Aniston. Originally hired to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, a bounty hunter soon finds himself on the run for his life. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Mon. 12:30 Jeremy Renner. The actions of Jason Bourne spell the possible end of secret intelligence programs, so a specially enhanced operative goes on the run with a research scientist when it appears that their lives will become forfeit. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Sat. 7 p.m., 10:15 p.m. Bowfinger ››› ’99 (HD) Steve Martin. A broke producer hires a nerd who looks like a famous actor and other misfits to star in his latest movie. (PG-13) (L, S) VH1 Thu. 1 a.m. Boys’ Night Out ››› ’62 Kim Novak. Would-be swingers Fred, George, Doug and Howard share a sexy blonde who’s secretly doing a thesis on men. (NR) TCM

Born for Trouble ›› ’42 Van John-

Wed. 2:35 a.m.

Berenger. A once-prominent attorney must overcome a deep conspiracy and his troubled past to gain redemption. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Thu. 2:35 p.m. A Bride for Christmas ’12 (HD) Arielle Kebbel. A man bets his friends that he can convince a woman to marry him by Christmas. HALL Sun. 1 p.m. Bridge to Terabithia ››› ’07 (HD) Josh Hutcherson. A boy and his new friend, the class outsider, create an imaginary world in which they rule as king and queen. (PG) (L, S) USA Wed. 7 a.m. Broken Arrow ›› ’96 (HD) John Travolta. An Air Force pilot matches wits with a renegade colleague who is threatening to detonate a pair of nuclear warheads. (R) (L, V) AMC Mon. 4:30 p.m. The Brothers Karamazov ››› ’58 Yul Brynner. In 19th-century Russia, the murder of a domineering man affects his four sons differently. (NR) TCM Mon. Arnett. To fulfill their dying father’s wish for a grandchild, two socially inept siblings embark on a mission to find mates and start families. (R) (L, S) KMBC Sun.
1 a.m.

Breaking Point ’09 (HD) Tom

The Brothers Solomon › ’07 Will

11:45 a.m.

The Bourne Legacy ››› ’12 (HD)

p.m.; Tue. 6 a.m.

Blast Vegas ’13 Frankie Muniz. An
SYFY Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 12 a.m.

Seinfeld. Animated. After he talks to a human florist, a college-educated bee decides to sue the human race for stealing his kind’s honey over the centuries. (PG) (S) USA Wed. 9 a.m. Beethoven ›› ’92 (HD) Charles Grodin. Children talk their father into letting them keep a St. Bernard puppy, which grows to be a problem. (PG) (S, V) HBO Hawke. An American and a Frenchwoman meet on a train and spend a romantic day and night in Vienna. (R) (L) ENC Thu.
7 a.m.; Sat. 4:35 a.m.

Bee Movie ›› ’07 (HD) Voices of Jerry

Before Sunrise ››› ’95 Ethan

Tue. 5:45 a.m.

maker Jay Bulger interviews Ginger Baker, legendary and often volatile drummer of the rock groups Cream and Blind Faith. (NR) SHOW2 Wed. 7 p.m. Big Easy Express ››› ’12 (HD) Indie bands Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Old Crow Medicine Show and Mumford & Sons embark on a six-city tour together and travel to their concert destinations aboard an antique train. (NR)

Beware of Mr. Baker ››› ’11 Film-

2:30 a.m.

ancient Egyptian curse leads to massive storms that devastate Las Vegas. (NR)

rey. After a bad day at work, a frustrated reporter meets God, who endows him with divine powers for one week. (PG-13) (L, S) TBS Sun. 5 p.m., 11 p.m. › ’11 Nick Swardson. A small-town grocery bagger believes he has found his true destiny when he discovers that his conservative parents were once porn stars. (R) (L, S, N, S) ENC Tue. 12:10 a.m. Budz House ’12 (HD) Wesley Jonathan. A stoner and his buddies hit the jackpot when the giant bag of weed they stashed under a house becomes even more potent after a serendipitous bathroom mishap. (R) (L, S) TMC Tue. 2:45 a.m. Bull Durham ››› ’88 Kevin Costner. A literary baseball groupie romances a pitcher and a catcher on a minor-league North Carolina team. (R) (L, S, N) WGN-A
Sun. 10 p.m.

Bruce Almighty ›› ’03 (HD) Jim Car-

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

Angeles bachelor attends a company dinner with a stranger who gets silly when she drinks. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. Bullock. A well-to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM Sat. 9:30 p.m. Blitz ›› ’11 (HD) Jason Statham. A tough cop goes after a serial killer who targets police officers. (R) (L, S, V, N) TMC

Blind Date › ’87 Kim Basinger. A Los

The Blind Side ››› ’09 (HD) Sandra

5:40 a.m.

Niro. As he struggles to define his own life, a young writer encounters his estranged father, whom he hasn’t seen in 18 years. (R) (L, S, N) HBO2 Sat. 9:15 a.m. Bel Ami ›› ’12 (HD) Robert Pattinson. A morally bankrupt schemer rises to the upper echelons of Parisian society by seducing a series of powerful and

Being Flynn ›› ’12 (HD) Robert De

The Big Lebowski ››› ’98 (HD) Jeff Bridges. Bowling buddies become involved with a multimillionaire and his family wanted by mobsters in 1990s Los Angeles. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Fri. 6 p.m. Big Momma’s House 2 › ’06 Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect’s house. (PG-13) (S) BET Sun. 2 p.m.
››› ’89 (HD) Keanu Reeves. Two dopey dudes go back in time to fetch Beethoven, Napoleon and other biggies for a history project. (PG) (L, S) COMD Tue. 10:12 a.m.

SHOW2 Wed. 3:45 p.m.

Bloodknot ›› ’95 (HD) Patrick

Tue. 7:15 p.m.

Brake › ’12 (HD) Stephen Dorff. A federal agent is taken captive by terrorists who want to know the location of the U.S. president’s secret bunker. (R) (L, S) SHOW
Mon. 5:25 p.m.

Thu. 12:30 a.m.

Dempsey. The mother of a mourning family meets a mysterious young woman with a dark secret from the past. (R) (L, S, V, N, S) TMC Tue. 4 p.m. worthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White perform their stand-up routines. (NR) CMT Wed. 7 p.m., 11 p.m. The Blues Brothers ››› ’80 (HD) John Belushi. Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues, brothers on a mission from God,

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road ›› ’06 (HD) Comics Jeff Fox-

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

young man is torn between his traditional Indo-Canadian family expectations and his dreams of playing hockey. (PG-13) (L, V) SHOW Thu. 5:45 a.m. The Breakfast Club ››› ’85 (HD) Emilio Estevez. A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school. (R) (L, S) AMC Wed. 9:01 p.m.; Thu.
2:15 p.m.

Breakaway ’11 (HD) Russell Peters. A

6 p.m.

Yun-Fat. A martial-arts master finds an unlikely protégé to take over the responsibility of protecting an ancient scroll. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Tue. 10:45 p.m.; Sat.

Bulletproof Monk ›› ’03 (HD) Chow

Pegg. Two 19th-century opportunists become serial killers so that they can maintain their profitable business sup-

Burke & Hare ›› ’10 (HD) Simon

Movies
plying cadavers to an anatomist. (R) (L, S)
SHOW2 Tue. 6:30 a.m.

Captain Ron ›› ’92 (HD) Kurt Russell. A salty rogue signs on to steer the yacht of a Chicago businessman and his family in the Caribbean. (PG-13) (L, S, N) SHOW
Fri. 3:45 a.m. SHOW2 Tue. 3:15 a.m.

from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club’s musical revue. (PG-13) (L, S, N)
FAM Sat. 7 p.m.

Burlesque ›› ’10 (HD) Cher. With help

A preacher, a cabby, other customers and employees mingle to disco music at a Los Angeles car wash. (PG) (L) TMC Fri. 1 p.m.;
Sat. 4:10 a.m.

Car Wash ››› ’76 (HD) Richard Pryor.

Charlie’s Angels ››› ’00 (HD) Cameron Diaz. Three private detectives try to rescue a kidnapped computer pro whose voice-ID software would threaten global security. (PG-13) (S, N, V) TNT Sat. 12 a.m.
›› ’03 (HD) Cameron Diaz. Three private detectives work under cover to retrieve two rings that contain cryptic information. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Sat. 2 a.m. Charlotte’s Web ››› ’06 (HD) Voices of Julia Roberts. After learning that a young pig’s days are numbered, a literate spider weaves an elaborate plan to save her friend from the butcher’s block. (G)
TMC Mon. 6:30 a.m.

Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle

Charlize Theron. The offspring of two dead lovers try to understand what happened to their parents. (R) (L, S, N) TMC

The Burning Plain ›› ’08 (HD)

wives go crazy over an inept hypnotist and his magical amulet. (NR) (L, S, N, S)
MAX Wed. 11:45 p.m.

Busty Housewives of Beverly Hills ’12 (HD) Kelli McCarty. Lusty house-

Thu. 5:05 p.m.

C
Ashley. The death of the family matriarch affects the three surviving male members in different ways. (R) (L, S) KSMO Sun. 4
p.m.

The Cake Eaters ›› ’07 Elizabeth

Nielsen. An unsuccessful actor joins an experienced private investigator to foil a murder plot in Oregon. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW2 Fri. 2:30 a.m.

Camouflage ›› ’99 (HD) Leslie

An Irish-American clergyman experiences personal and professional turmoil as he rises through the Catholic Church. (NR) (L, V) TCM Sun. 5 a.m. Casino Royale ››› ’06 (HD) Daniel Craig. After receiving a license to kill, British agent James Bond enters a highstakes poker game with Le Chiffre, a man who finances terrorist groups. (PG-13) (S, N, V) AMC Sun. 5 p.m., 11 p.m. The Castilian ›› ’63 Cesar Romero. A medieval Spanish nobleman comes out of exile to fight the Moors and a bad king. (NR) TCM Sat. 5:30 a.m. Catch .44 ’11 Forest Whitaker. The plan of three women to intercept a drug shipment for their boss goes horribly wrong. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 1 a.m. Cat’s Eye ›› ’85 Drew Barrymore. Stephen King tales follow a cat into a smokers clinic, onto a penthouse ledge and into a girl’s bedroom. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
ENC Thu. 5:20 a.m.

The Cardinal ››› ’63 Tom Tryon.

claim, the two arrive in his town. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO2 Fri. 2:55 a.m. Cloak and Dagger ›› ’84 (HD) Henry Thomas. An imaginary superspy helps a boy foil enemy agents plotting to smuggle top secrets. (PG) (L, V) MAX Thu. 5:15 a.m. Closer ››› ’04 (HD) Julia Roberts. A writer, a photographer, a young woman and a successful dermatologist grapple with love and betrayal. (R) (L, S, N) HBO

Cool Runnings ››› ’93 (HD) Leon. Two Jamaicans make their way to Calgary as long-shot bobsledders in the 1988 Olympics. (PG) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 9
a.m.

fleck. A young cartoonist falls for a fellow artist, a lesbian with a long list of former lovers. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Tue. 11 p.m. The Cheetah Girls ›› ’03 (HD) Raven. Four diverse New York teenagers hope their music group will hit the big time. DISN Sat. 1:30 a.m. Chernobyl Diaries › ’12 (HD) Ingrid Bolsx Berdal. Stranded in the ghost town of Pripyat, Ukraine, near the Chernobyl disaster site, tourists find that they are not alone. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Thu. 7:30 p.m. Child of Manhattan ›› ’33 Nancy Carroll. A woman falls in love with a wealthy man but runs away with another after the death of her baby. (NR) TCM Thu.

Chasing Amy ››› ’97 (HD) Ben Af-

Animated. When hard times hit the town of Swallow Falls, a failed inventor constructs a device that turns water into delicious food. (PG) (L, S) TOON Sat. 6 p.m. The Coca-Cola Kid ›› ’85 Eric Roberts. A corporate soft-drink sales ace finds an Australian valley where everyone buys a local eccentric’s brand. (R) (L, S, N)
KCWE Sun. 12 p.m.

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs ››› ’09 (HD) Voices of Bill Hader.

Thu. 1:10 a.m.

Vaughn. Four couples find that paradise comes at a price when they must participate in therapy sessions at a tropical resort. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Fri. 7 p.m., 9:30
p.m.

Couples Retreat ›› ’09 Vince

Wayne. An aging rancher is forced to hire a group of schoolboys when his own men desert him before a 400-mile cattle drive. (GP) (L, V) AMC Sat. 5 p.m. Cowboys & Aliens ›› ’11 (HD) Daniel Craig. A 19th-century gunslinger unites townspeople, outlaws, and a band of Apache warriors against an extraterrestrial threat. (PG-13) (S, N, V) HBO Tue. 2 McDorman. Police suspect medical student Philip Markoff of murdering a young woman at a Boston hotel. LIFE Sat. 7 p.m.,

The Cowboys ››› ’72 (HD) John

professional killer carries out hits for her uncle and dreams of taking revenge on the mobster who murdered her parents. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Wed. 9:20 a.m., 8:55
p.m.

Colombiana ›› ’11 Zoe Saldana. A

The Craigslist Killer ’11 (HD) Jake

p.m.; Sat. 1 p.m.

Conception ›› ’11 (HD) Jennifer FinniSun. 5:30 p.m.

gan. Nine Los Angeles couples react to the challenges of pregnancy. (NR) (S) TMC Baird. Violent criminals try to retrieve $3 million from three young women. (NR) (L, S, N, V) SHOW Fri. 12:30 a.m. Coneheads ›› ’93 (HD) Dan Aykroyd. Stranded on Earth, aliens Beldar and Prymaat of Remulak try suburbia with their teenage daughter, Connie. (PG) (N) COMD gorillas menace an ex-CIA agent, a primatologist and others on a mission in Africa. (PG-13) (L, V) HBO Thu. 5 a.m. The Constant Gardener ››› ’05 (HD) Ralph Fiennes. A mild-mannered English diplomat begins a transcontinental quest to uncover the truth about his wife’s death. (R) (L, S, N, V) TMC Mon. 4:50

Concrete Blondes ’12 (HD) Diora

rell. Hoping to gain political influence in their North Carolina district, two wealthy CEOs put up a naive candidate to challenge a longtime incumbent congressman. (R) (L, S, N) MAX Sun. 9:30 a.m., 3:15

The Campaign ›› ’12 (HD) Will Fer-

artist acquires feline speed, agility and keen senses following a brush with death. (PG-13) (S, V) BET Thu. 6:30 p.m.; Fri. 2
p.m.

Catwoman › ’04 Halle Berry. A shy

Can’t Buy Me Love ›› ’87 (HD) Patrick Dempsey. A teenager pays the most popular girl in school to be his girlfriend for a month. (PG-13) (L, S) FAM Sat. 8:30
a.m.

p.m.; Sat. 6:20 p.m.

nifer Love Hewitt. A teen decides to proclaim his love for a classmate at their high-school graduation party. (PG-13) (L, S) AMC Fri. 1:30 a.m. The Canterville Ghost ›› ’96 (HD) Patrick Stewart. A jaded American family frustrates the ghost trying to scare them from his 400-year-old English manor. (PG) (S) SHOW2 Wed. 11 a.m. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin ›› ’01 (HD) Nicolas Cage. In World War II Greece an Italian officer falls for a doctor’s daughter who thinks her fiancé is dead. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Wed. 3 p.m.

Can’t Hardly Wait ›› ’98 (HD) Jen-

While working a job at an exclusive ski resort to support her Dad, Kim learns to snowboard and is so good at it that she enters a competition with a huge cash prize. (R) (L) TMC Tue. 9:20 a.m. Changing Lanes ››› ’02 Ben Affleck. An attorney and a recovering alcoholic have a car accident which escalates into an ongoing feud. (R) (L, S) WDAF

Chalet Girl ›› ’11 (HD) Felicity Jones.

A medical student tries to free children in a Nebraska town from an evil figure’s influence. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Thu. 12:30 a.m. termined to save her estranged brother from a suicide cult, a young woman faces murderous children and worse. (R) (S, V)
TMC Wed. 12:15 p.m.

Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering ›› ’96 (HD) Naomi Watts. Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror ’98 (HD) Stacy Galina. De-

11:15 a.m.

The Crash Reel ’13 (HD) Snowboarder Kevin Pearce suffers a traumatic brain injury while training for the 2010 Winter Olympics. His family stands by his side as he struggles through rehab, but they object when he expresses his desire to return to his favorite sport. (NR) HBO
Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 3:40 a.m.; Thu. 10:30 a.m. HBO2 Wed. 7 p.m.

11:02 p.m.

Congo ›› ’95 (HD) Dylan Walsh. Killer

Fri. 1:14 p.m.; Sat. 8:23 a.m.

Chaos ››› ’05 (HD) Jason Statham. A
1 a.m., 9 a.m.

Sun. 1 p.m.

rookie cop and grizzled veteran search for a bank robber. (R) (L, S, V) USA Mon.

The Charge at Feather River ››

’53 Guy Madison. A frontier scout leads prisoners on a death mission to save a railroad and rescue two women. (NR)
TCM Sat. 12:45 p.m.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ››› ’05 (HD) Johnny Depp. A poor

boy and four spoiled children win a tour through the incredible factory of an odd confectioner. (PG) (L, S) FAM Thu. 4 p.m.

Asner. Home on leave, a soldier visits a small town and falls for the woman who wrote a well-wishing card to the troops. (NR) HALL Sun. 3 a.m., 7 p.m. Christmas in July ››› ’40 Dick Powell. A penniless office worker goes on a spending spree after fellow workers trick him into believing he has won a contest. (NR) TCM Thu. 12:30 p.m. Chronicle ››› ’12 (HD) Dane DeHaan. Three high-school friends make a discovery that gives them incredible superpowers, but their lives spin out of control when their darker sides begin to emerge. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Tue. 7:30 a.m. The Claim ››› ’00 (HD) Peter Mullan. Twenty years after a town’s founder trades his wife and daughter for a gold

The Christmas Card ›› ’06 (HD) Ed

p.m.; Sat. 8:10 a.m.

lard. The world panics as doctors race to find a cure for a rapidly spreading virus that kills those contaminated within days. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Thu. 5:40 p.m. Contraband ›› ’12 (HD) Mark Wahlberg. A former smuggler finds himself back in the game to settle his brother-inlaw’s debt to a ruthless drug lord. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 9:35 a.m. Cool Dog ’10 Jackson Pace. A dog travels from Louisiana to New York to find his young owner. (PG) (S) SHOW2 Tue. 5 a.m.

Contagion ››› ’11 (HD) Marion Cotil-

and Terri Irwin encounter bumbling CIA agents who are trying to find a fallen U.S. spy satellite. (PG) (L, V) HBO2 Mon. 5 a.m. The Crow: City of Angels › ’96 Vincent Perez. A magic black crow guides a motorcycle mechanic who returns to avenge the murders of himself and his son. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 8 p.m. The Crow: Salvation ›› ’00 Kirsten Dunst. To avenge their deaths, a mystical crow resurrects an innocent young man who was executed for the murder of his lover. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 9:30 p.m. The Crow: Wicked Prayer ››› ’05 Edward Furlong. A resurrected ex-convict seeks revenge against Satanists who murdered both him and his girlfriend. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 11:15 p.m. jamin Button is born an old man in 1918 New Orleans and ages in reverse and, in so doing, becomes intimately familiar with the natures of love and death. (PG13) (L, S, V) FX Tue. 12:30 p.m.

The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course ›› ’02 (HD) Steve Irwin. Steve

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button ››› ’08 (HD) Brad Pitt. Ben-

(PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 9:05 a.m., 8

Movies
A con man targets a corporate lawyer and steals her heart with his adorable adopted daughter. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Mon.
8:45 p.m.

p.m.

Curly Sue ››› ’91 James Belushi.

D
Emilio Estevez. Teenage hockey players get a prep-school scholarship, with a new team name and a new coach. (PG) (L, S, V) TMC Fri. 7:30 a.m. Daddy’s Little Girls ›› ’07 (HD) Gabrielle Union. An unexpected romance blooms between a struggling mechanic and the attorney who is representing him in a custody battle for his young daughters. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Sun. 4:30 p.m. Animated. Daffy and Speedy Gonzales invite Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn and others to their own “Fantasy Island.” (G)

D3: The Mighty Ducks ›› ’96 (HD)

Hirsch. After an alien attack devastates Moscow, survivors search for a way to fight back against the deadly invaders. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 4:30 p.m. DarkWolf › ’03 (HD) Ryan Alosio. A policeman and his rookie partner try to protect a woman from a hybrid werewolf which has chosen her as its mate. (R) (L, S, V, N) HBO2 Wed. 2:35 a.m. Date Night ›› ’10 (HD) Steve Carell. Mistaken identity creates an unforgettable adventure for two suburbanites who were trying to invigorate their marriage with an evening at a bistro. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Thu. 10:30 p.m.; Fri. 10 a.m. Dawg › ’02 (HD) Denis Leary. In order to inherit $1 million, a heartless womanizer must seek forgiveness from his former conquests. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Sat.
3:30 a.m.

The Darkest Hour › ’11 (HD) Emile

after the death of his girlfriend’s daughter. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 11 a.m. › ’94 (HD) Charles Bronson. The New York vigilante goes back to work after a mobster’s thugs kill his girlfriend. (R) (L, S, N, V) AMC Fri. 1 p.m.

Death Wish V: The Face of Death

Devil ›› ’10 (HD) Chris Messina. As frightening events unfold, five strangers realize they are trapped in an elevator with Lucifer himself. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO
›› ’12 (HD) Zachary Gordon. When his dad decides it’s time for some father-son bonding, Greg Heffley pretends to have a job at a ritzy country club so his vacation won’t be ruined. (PG) (S) HBO Sun. 7:30

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

Thu. 7 a.m.

’13 (HD) Andie MacDowell. A newspaper editor complicates the life of a smalltown judge who’s trying to prevent a couple from divorcing. HALL Sat. 7 p.m.,

Debbie Macomber’s Cedar Cove

gh. Holiday travel leads to cross-country romances when a man and a woman temporarily swap houses. HALL Sun. 9 a.m. Deceived ››› ’91 (HD) Goldie Hawn. An art expert suspects her husband of forgery, then suspects him of not even being her husband. (PG-13) (V) TMC Sun.

Debbie Macomber’s Trading Christmas ››› ’11 (HD) Tom Cavana-

9 p.m.

Die Hard ››› ’88 (HD) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs holding his wife and others in a Los Angeles high-rise. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Die Hard 2 ››› ’90 (HD) Bruce Willis.
Sun. 1 p.m.

a.m.; Wed. 6 a.m., 6:15 p.m.; Sat. 6:30 a.m., 3:15 p.m.

able horror during a deep-woods sojourn. (NR) SHOW2 Fri. 9:45 p.m. Double Harness ›› ’33 Ann Harding. After tricking him into marriage, a woman tries to win the love of her philandering husband. (NR) TCM Thu. 5 a.m. Dragonheart ›› ’96 (HD) Dennis Quaid. A medieval dragon-slayer teams up with his intelligent prey to rid the land of a tyrant who betrayed them. (PG-13) (V) KPXE Fri. 10 a.m. Dream House › ’11 (HD) Daniel Craig. A publisher and his wife discover that their beautiful new home was once the scene of the gruesome murders of a woman and her children. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
HBO2 Tue. 5:55 p.m.

Daffy Duck’s Movie: Fantastic Island ›› ’83 (HD) Voices of Mel Blanc.

Dakota Skye ’08 (HD) Eileen Boylan. A teen falls in love with a girl who has the ability to detect lies. (R) (L, S) SHOW2
Thu. 3:30 a.m.

MAX Sat. 5:30 a.m.

Bush. Two teens from opposite sides of the tracks come together through their passion for dancing and their desire to win the mother of all dance battles. (PG13) (L, S) BET Tue. 12:05 a.m. Daredevil ›› ’03 (HD) Ben Affleck. A blind man whose other senses are extraordinary works as an attorney during the day and fights crime at night. (PG-13) (S, V) TBS Fri. 1 a.m. The Dark Knight ›››› ’08 (HD) Christian Bale. Batman has to keep a balance between heroism and vigilantism to fight a vile criminal known as the Joker, who would plunge Gotham City into anarchy. (PG-13) (S, V) TNT Sun. 5:45 p.m. The Dark Knight Rises ››› ’12 (HD) Christian Bale. Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death and vanished into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called Bane. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Depp. Turned into a vampire by a vengeful witch, Barnabas Collins escapes from his tomb after 200 years and finds 1972 Collinsport, Maine, a very different place.

Dance Flick ›› ’09 (HD) Shoshana

(HD) Dennis Quaid. A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (PG13) (S, V) MAX Thu. 9 p.m. Daydream Nation ’10 (HD) Kat Dennings. Forced to move to a boring backwater town, a teenager embarks on affairs with a teacher and a stoner classmate. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 10:40 a.m. Daylight ›› ’96 (HD) Sylvester Stallone. An ex-EMS chief leads the rescue of New Yorkers trapped by an explosion in the Holland Tunnel. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW
Sun. 2:15 p.m. SHOW2 Sat. 5:15 a.m.

The Day After Tomorrow ›› ’04

Deep Blue Sea ›› ’99 (HD) Thomas

4:30 a.m.

The sequel’s police hero spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife at a Washington, D.C., airport. (R) (L, S, N, V)

Jane. A marine biologist and her staff become the prey of scientifically altered sharks that have a hunger for human flesh. (R) (L, V) KPXE Thu. 10 a.m. › ’97 (HD) Bill Bellamy. A womanizer’s sister and girlfriend study him for anthropology class, then try to reform him. (R) (L, S, S) SHOW Thu. 2:25 a.m. Den Brother ’10 (HD) Hutch Dano. Suspended from his hockey team, a teenager becomes a substitute leader for his sister’s Girl Scout troop. (NR) DISN Sun. George Clooney. A man simultaneously struggles with the decision to pull the plug on his comatose wife while facing pressure from relatives to sell 25,000 acres of unspoiled Hawaiian land. (R) (L, S) MAX Tue. 2:40 p.m.; Sat. 12:20 p.m. Desperado ›› ’95 Antonio Banderas. A guitar-playing stranger shoots up a Mexican cantina while seeking the drug dealer who killed his girlfriend. (R) (L, S, V, S) ENC Tue. 1:45 p.m. Detachment ››› ’11 (HD) Adrien Brody. A substitute teacher and a principal are among those trying to maintain their sanity in the face of a crumbling high-school environment. (NR) (S) TMC

Def Jam’s How to Be a Player

Australian in a sinking yacht tries to reach his wife, trapped on another vessel with a killer. (R) (L, S, N, V) OXY Thu. 5 a.m. Dead Silence ›› ’07 (HD) Ryan Kwanten. After his wife meets a grisly end, a man returns to their haunted hometown and uncovers a supernatural link to her death. (R) (S, V) MAX Wed. 9:05 a.m. The Dead Zone ››› ’83 Christopher Walken. A man comes out of a coma able to see the probable futures of anyone he touches. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Tue. 5:15 p.m. Death Becomes Her ››› ’92 (HD) Meryl Streep. An actress and an author fight over a plastic surgeon and the secret of eternal beauty. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
MAX Thu. 12:50 p.m.

Dead Calm ››› ’89 Sam Neill. An

The Descendants ››› ’11 (HD)

1:30 a.m.

Die Hard With a Vengeance ››› ’95 (HD) Bruce Willis. Suspended from the police force, John McClane enlists a Harlem shopkeeper to help stop a terrorist bomber. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 6:45 p.m. Dinoshark ›› ’10 Eric Balfour. A prehistoric shark unfreezes from an Arctic glacier and finds a feeding ground full of tourists and locals near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. (NR) SYFY Sat. 10 p.m. Dirty Dancing ››› ’87 (HD) Jennifer Grey. A doctor’s teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. (PG-13) (L, S) A&E Sat. 4 p.m. Dirty Laundry ’06 (HD) Rockmond Dunbar. Family secrets bubble to the surface when a closeted gay man returns home to see his mother and learns that he has a young son. (PG-13) (L, S) LIFE
Dick Van Dyke. A couple break up after 15 years of marriage, then get back together as the easy way out. (NR) TCM
Sun. 5 p.m.

MAX Thu. 1:10 a.m.

racehorse trainer and his daughter nurse a gravely injured filly back to health and aim for a slot in the Breeders’ Cup Classic. (PG) (L, S) HBO Mon. 12:30 p.m. The Dreamers ›› ’03 (HD) Michael Pitt. A young woman and her twin brother play sexual games with an American student in 1968 Paris. (R) (L, S, N, S) HBO2 request of the team owner, an auto racer comes out of retirement to mentor an immature hotshot. (PG-13) (L, S, V) KCTV

Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story ››› ’05 (HD) Kurt Russell. A

Driven › ’01 Sylvester Stallone. At the

Thu. 2:25 a.m.

gan Freeman. An Atlanta widow and her chauffeur reflect the changing times, from 1948 to 1973. (PG) (L, S) ENC Fri. ward. An office worker discovers that his colleagues, including his new girlfriend, are aliens. (R) (L) SHOW Tue. 8:45 a.m.

Driving Miss Daisy ›››› ’89 Mor-

Sat. 2:30 p.m.

Drones ›› ’10 (HD) Jonathan M. Wood-

8 a.m.

Divorce American Style ››› ’67

Mon. 7 p.m., 11:02 p.m.

E
tum. Accompanied by his slave, a Roman soldier heads to Scotland’s Highlands to retrieve the long-lost Ninth Legion’s emblem, and in doing so, to restore his father’s honor. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO2 Sun. 6 Flynn. A Norwegian fisherman and his bride lead the underground against the Nazis. (NR) TCM Tue. 10 a.m. Elevator Girl ›› ’10 Lacey Chabert. Sparks fly between a free-spirited woman and a successful lawyer who meet while stuck in an elevator. HALL Thu. 7 p.m. Elizabeth: The Golden Age ›› ’07 (HD) Cate Blanchett. Queen Elizabeth I faces a threat to her rule from Spain’s King Phillip II and temptation from char-

The Eagle ›› ’11 (HD) Channing Ta-

Fox. An upstart plastic surgeon gets stuck in a one-doctor Southern town and falls in love with a local. (PG-13) (L, S, N) ENC
Fri. 4:30 a.m., 8:40 p.m.

Doc Hollywood ››› ’91 Michael J.

Edge of Darkness ››› ’43 Errol

a.m., 10 p.m.

Dark Shadows ›› ’12 (HD) Johnny

Tue. 9:30 a.m., 10 p.m.

Robert Young. A rookie pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals investigates the mysterious murders of several of his teammates. (NR) TCM Fri. 8:45 a.m. Death Wish 4: The Crackdown › ’87 (HD) Charles Bronson. The vigilante architect targets Los Angeles drug rings

Death on the Diamond ›› ’34

(HD) Andy Lau. During the Tang Dynasty, China’s future empress frees an imprisoned detective to solve the deaths of two courtiers who burst into flame upon exposure to sunlight. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW2
Mon. 4 a.m.; Thu. 5 a.m.

Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame ›› ’10

Thu. 3:20 a.m.

Wayans. A Los Angeles teen with an irresponsible father seeks guidance from a cousin whose weapons color-coordinate with his sneakers. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO2
Fri. 1:25 a.m.

Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood ›› ’96 (HD) Shawn

Don’t Go in the Woods ’10 (HD) Eric
Bogosian. Musicians encounter unspeak-

Movies
ismatic seafarer Sir Walter Raleigh. (PG13) (S, V) SHOW Mon. 10 a.m.; Sat. 7:30 a.m.
SHOW2 Sun. 4:35 a.m.; Thu. 4 p.m.

vinced that his late father left a final message for him somewhere in New York City, a boy scours the five boroughs for clues relating to a mysterious key. (PG-13) (L, S)
HBO Mon. 10:15 a.m.; Fri. 1 p.m.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close ››› ’11 (HD) Tom Hanks. Con-

Fatal Instinct › ’93 Armand Assante. A cheating wife plots the death of her policeman/lawyer husband to cash in on his insurance policy. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC
rymore. A corporate executive falls for an affable schoolteacher obsessed with the Boston Red Sox. (PG-13) (S) AMC Thu. Cleese. An ex-Hong Kong policeman ruins a media mogul’s London zoo that he had been hired to make profitable. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO2 Fri. 11 a.m. 50/50 ››› ’11 (HD) Joseph GordonLevitt. After learning that he has malignant tumors along his spine, a young man vows to beat his illness. (R) (L, S) TMC

Fever Pitch ›› ’05 (HD) Drew Bar-

Thu. 8:45 a.m.

thaway. A young woman embarks on a journey to break the curse of obedience placed upon her by a fairy godmother. (PG) (L, S) ENC Fri. 6:15 a.m., 7 p.m. Elmer the Great ››› ’33 Joe E. Brown. A country bumpkin-turned-baseball player foils crooked pitchers and racketeers conspiring to fix the World Series. (NR) TCM Fri. 6:15 a.m. Employee of the Month ›› ’06 Dane Cook. The chance of a date with a beautiful new cashier sends two store clerks into fierce competition for a coveted award. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Thu. 7 p.m.,
10 p.m.

Ella Enchanted ›› ’04 Anne Ha-

lone. While staying at a clinic for therapy, an FBI agent searches for a serial killer who is murdering the staff and patients. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 1:05 a.m.; Fri.
11:15 p.m.

Eye See You › ’02 (HD) Sylvester Stal-

Fierce Creatures ›› ’97 (HD) John

6:30 p.m., 11 p.m.

F
The Falcon’s Adventure ›› ’46 Tom Conway. The debonair Falcon rescues the Brazilian daughter of a scientist slain for his synthetic-diamond formula. (NR) TCM Sat. 9:45 a.m.
›› ’11 (HD) In the 1960s, incredible musical talent helps propel the Cowsill family to the top of the charts, but their meteoric rise ends almost as quickly as it began. (NR) (L, S) SHOW Tue. 4 a.m. Reed, Susan, Johnny and Ben face an intergalactic messenger who has arrived to prepare Earth for destruction. (PG) (L, S, V) FX Thu. 6:30 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m. Fargo ››› ’96 (HD) Frances McDormand. A pregnant police chief probes the murderous events that evolved from a desperate car salesman’s kidnapping scheme. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Tue. 3 a.m. Fast & Furious ›› ’09 (HD) Vin Diesel. Back in Los Angeles, fugitive Dom Torretto and agent Brian O’Conner reignite their feud but, then, must join forces against a common enemy. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
USA Sun. 10 a.m.

to survive after a huge sandstorm causes their plane to crash in the Gobi desert. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 12:35 p.m. Flightplan ›› ’05 Jodie Foster. A widow becomes frantic when her 6-yearold daughter disappears on an airplane traveling from Berlin to New York. (PG-13) (S, V) OXY Mon. 5 a.m. Flyboys ›› ’06 James Franco. Several American youths volunteer for the French military before the U.S. enters World War I and later become a squadron of fighter pilots, the celebrated Lafayette Escadrille. (PG-13) (S, V) WGN-A Sun. 10 Conaughey. A treasure hunter drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) LIFE Sun. 6 p.m., 10:02
p.m.

with a country girl rumored to be 16 and married. (PG-13) (L, S, V) WDAF Sun. 2

p.m.; Sat. 6 p.m.

Friday After Next › ’02 Ice Cube. Working as security guards, Craig and Day-Day run into the thief who stole their Christmas presents. (R) (L, S) BET Fri. 9 The Fugitive ››› ’93 (HD) Harrison

a.m.

Fool’s Gold › ’08 (HD) Matthew Mc-

a.m.; Mon. 3 a.m.

Ford. A U.S. marshal hunts a doctor on the run who was convicted of murdering his wife. (PG-13) (S, V) KPXE Mon. 10 a.m. Fun With Dick and Jane ››› ’77 Jane Fonda. When a California aerospace executive loses his job, he and his wife turn to armed robbery. (PG) (L, S) OXY Fri.
5 p.m.; Sat. 12 a.m.

Family Band: The Cowsills Story

50 First Dates ›› ’04 (HD) Adam

Mon. 9:30 p.m.

detective Emory Lane finds a disturbing photo of a young woman inside of a car wreck and races to find her before it is too late. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Thu. 4:10 p.m.

Endure ’10 (HD) Devon Sawa. Veteran

Sandler. A veterinarian tries to make a woman who has short-term memory loss fall in love with him. (PG-13) (L, S) COMD

Footloose ›› ’84 (HD) Kevin Bacon. A

The Funhouse ››› ’81 (HD) Elizabeth Berridge. Naughty teens are locked in a carnival fun house with a man in a Frankenstein mask. (R) (L, S, V, N) MAX
Fri. 12:35 a.m.

The Fighter ››› ’10 (HD) Mark Wahl-

Fri. 10 p.m.; Sat. 6:58 p.m.

A doctor’s invention allows a couple to erase the memories of their tumultuous relationship. (R) (L, S, N) SHOW Wed. 11
a.m.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ››› ’04 (HD) Jim Carrey.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer ›› ’07 (HD) Ioan Gruffudd.

8 a.m.

berg. Having earned a shot at a world championship, boxer Micky Ward reunites with his estranged brother to train for the fight and become the new “Pride of Lowell.” (R) (L, S, V) FX Wed. 12 p.m.; Thu.

Eurotrip ›› ’04 (HD) Scott Mechlo-

Mon. 1 a.m.

wicz. A teenager and his friends have misadventures in Europe while trying to meet one’s pen pal. (R) (L, S, N) TBS

Carell. A newly elected congressman faces a crisis of biblical proportions when God commands him to build an ark. (PG) (S) TBS Sun. 3 p.m.

Evan Almighty ›› ’07 (HD) Steve

Connery. While studying at a prep school, an aspiring writer befriends a reclusive author who becomes his mentor. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Wed. 2:50 p.m. Finding Nemo ››› ’03 Voices of Albert Brooks. Animated. A clown fish embarks on a journey to find his son after losing him in the Great Barrier Reef. (G)
ENC Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 6:30 a.m.

Finding Forrester ››› ’00 Sean

berly Elise. A group of women comes together in search of commonality and understanding in the wake of personal crises, heartbreak and crimes. (R) (L, S, V) BET Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 2 p.m. Forced Vengeance ›› ’82 Chuck Norris. The security chief of a Hong Kong casino kicks apart a crime gang to avenge his boss. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC Thu. 12:20

For Colored Girls ›› ’10 (HD) Kim-

1 p.m.

hip Chicago teen moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks to a pastor, dancing is outlawed. (PG) (L) CMT Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat.

G
Moore. Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska becomes Sen. John McCain’s running mate in the 2008 presidential election. (L, S)

Game Change ››› ’12 (HD) Julianne

Forget Paris ››› ’95 Billy Crystal. Friends at a restaurant recall the romance of a yuppie couple who met in Paris four years before. (PG-13) (L) ENC
Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Thu. 4:30 p.m. The 40-Year-Old Virgin ››› ’05 (HD) Steve Carell. Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence. (R) (L, S, S) E! Sat. 7 p.m. ’11 Lucas Cruikshank. A teenager tries to convince everyone that his new neighbor is a vampire. (NR) NICK Sun. 12 p.m. Freedom Writers ››› ’07 Hilary Swank. A dedicated Los Angeles teacher inspires her class of at-risk students to believe in themselves and achieve academic success. (PG-13) (L, S, V) OXY Tue. 9

a.m.

The Game Plan ›› ’07 (HD) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. A star football player tries to juggle his carefree lifestyle, his team’s bid for the championship and the needs of his newly discovered young daughter. (PG) (S) KMBC Sat. 8 p.m. Gangs of New York ››› ’02 Leonardo DiCaprio. During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father. (R) (L, S, V, N) SHOW2 Mon. 3 p.m.;
Leonardo DiCaprio. During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father. (R) (L, S, V, N) SHOW
Fri. 6 p.m.

HBO2 Sat. 3:15 p.m.

Ever After: A Cinderella Story

››› ’98 (HD) Drew Barrymore. Treated as a servant by her stepmother, a 16thcentury woman wins the heart of the French prince. (PG-13) (L, S) E! Thu. 3:30 Brown. A drug dealer forces a man back into being the violent person he once was. (R) (L, V) BET Fri. 7 a.m. Evil Eyes ’04 (HD) Adam Baldwin. A series of grisly murders mirrors a screenwriter’s script about the slaying of a family. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Thu. 2 a.m. Extreme Prejudice ›› ’87 (HD) Nick Nolte. A border-town Texas Ranger gets caught between a drug-dealing ex-friend and a major’s commandos. (R) (L, S, N, V)
MAX Wed. 1:05 a.m.

(HD) Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Sat. 9 p.m.

The Fast and the Furious ›› ’01

Everyday Black Man ’10 (HD) Henry

p.m.; Fri. 12:30 p.m.; Sat. 6 a.m.

street racer in Japan learns an exciting but dangerous new style and goes headto-head with a local champion who has ties to the Yakuza. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SPIKE
Fri. 7:30 p.m.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift ›› ’06 Lucas Black. An American

E. Brown. A Kansas firefighter pitches for the St. Louis Cardinals and perfects a new extinguisher. (NR) TCM Fri. 5 a.m. Firestarter ›› ’84 David Keith. Quasifederal agents hunt a man,who can bend minds, and his daughter,who can start fires by staring. (R) (S, V) ENC Thu.

Fireman Save My Child ›› ’32 Joe

Forrest Gump ›››› ’94 (HD) Tom

Wed. 5:45 a.m.; Sat. 8:15 a.m.

Gangs of New York ››› ’02 (HD)

Thu. 6 p.m.

American street racer in Japan learns an exciting but dangerous new style and goes head-to-head with a local champion who has ties to the Yakuza. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SPIKE Sat. 7 p.m.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift ›› ’06 (HD) Lucas Black. An

The Five-Year Engagement ››› ’12 (HD) Jason Segel. Career plans and other obstacles stand in the way of two lovers who run into trouble each time they try to set a wedding date. (R) (L, S) Fled ›› ’96 (HD) Laurence Fishburne. Escaped convicts fight while they evade authorities seeking a computer disk on Cuban mobsters. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Fri.
Dennis Quaid. A group of people struggles
HBO Sat. 12 a.m.

11:15 p.m.

rapper seeks revenge when a pop singer steals his song. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Tue.
5 a.m.

Ganked › ’05 Kel Mitchell. An aspiring

Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred

Flight of the Phoenix ›› ’04 (HD)

1:45 a.m.

Fresh Horses ›› ’88 Molly Ringwald. An Ohio engineering student falls in love

p.m., 11:30 p.m.

Garfield: The Movie ›› ’04 (HD) Breckin Meyer. Live action/animated. An orange cat tries to save his owner’s new dog after a television personality kidnaps it. (PG) (L, S) HBO Mon. 7 a.m. Gasland Part II ’13 (HD) Filmmaker Josh Fox examines the potential longterm environmental impact of hydraulic fracturing, including poisonous water and earthquakes. (NR) HBO Sun. 2:15 p.m.;
Wed. 12:45 p.m., 11 p.m.; Sat. 8:10 a.m.

Movies
Scotland Yard detective figures out why a schizoid Victorian is trying to drive his wife mad. (NR) TCM Sat. 7 p.m. Get Smart ›› ’08 (HD) Steve Carell. A newly promoted field agent, partnered with veteran Agent 99, blends inexperience, enthusiasm and ineptitude as he battles against KAOS. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS
Sun. 2 a.m.

Gaslight ››› ’44 Charles Boyer. A

Parapsychologists with nuclear guns go into business ridding New York of poltergeists. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 9 a.m. Ghosts of Mars › ’01 Ice Cube. An intergalactic cop and her team join forces with a dangerous criminal to battle supernatural warriors. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Sun.
9:15 p.m.

Ghostbusters ››› ’84 Bill Murray.

The Good Witch ›› ’08 (HD) Catherine Bell. A woman moves into a supposedly haunted house and changes the lives of the townspeople. HALL Sat. 5 p.m. The Good Witch’s Charm ›› ’12 (HD) Catherine Bell. Newly appointed Mayor Cassie Nightingale deals with a string of mysterious crimes in her small town. HALL Sat. 3 p.m. The Good Witch’s Family ›› ’11 (HD) Catherine Bell. Trouble plagues a witch and other townspeople when her long-lost cousin appears. HALL Sat. 1 p.m. The Good Witch’s Garden ›› ’09 (HD) Catherine Bell. A woman faces a threat from a stranger who claims to have legal ownership of her house. HALL The Good Witch’s Gift ›› ’10 (HD) Catherine Bell. A criminal threatens the Christmas Eve wedding of an enchanting witch and a police chief. HALL Sat. 11 a.m. Goon ››› ’11 (HD) Seann William Scott. Though a misfit among his brainy family members, Massachusetts bouncer Doug Glatt has a knockout punch that lands him a spot on a minor-league Canadian hockey team. (R) (L, S, S, V) SHOW Mon. 2
a.m.; Wed. 10 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.

strain of a parasite threatens humans on an island that had a deadly outbreak 20 years earlier. (NR) (L, S, V) SYFY Wed.
2 a.m.

Growth ›› ’09 Mircea Monroe. A new

The Grudge ›› ’04 (HD) Sarah Michelle Gellar. An American exchange student and her boyfriend encounter vengeful spirits that haunt a house in Tokyo. (PG-13) (S, V) MAX Wed. 3:45 p.m.

Radcliffe. As his showdown with Lord Voldemort nears, Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. (PG-13) (S, V)
HBO Wed. 10:30 a.m.; Sat. 10:45 a.m.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 ››› ’11 (HD) Daniel

H
’44 Eddie Bracken. Preston Sturges’ satire about a sickly soldier discharged from duty and mistaken for a war hero when he returns home. (NR) TCM Thu. 3:30 p.m. Hallelujah, I’m a Bum ››› ’33 Al Jolson. A Central Park hobo falls in love with the mayor’s amnesiac girlfriend. (NR) TCM Tue. 6:45 a.m. Halloween: Resurrection › ’02 (HD) Jamie Lee Curtis. Internet users watch six collegians as they spend the night in Michael Myers’ childhood home. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Mon. 1:15 a.m.; Wed. 7
p.m.

Hail the Conquering Hero ››››

Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon,. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Thu.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ››› ’09 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe.

cliffe. The young wizard and his friends confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harry’s past. (PG) (L, S, V) HBO Wed. A teenager becomes a big hit when he dons a chicken suit to become a highschool mascot. (NR) DISN Mon. 1:30 a.m. The Haunting ››› ’63 Julie Harris. An anthropologist, an heir and two ESPprone women explore a New England mansion. (G) TCM Sun. 2:30 a.m. He Got Game ››› ’98 (HD) Denzel Washington. A convict’s freedom depends upon convincing his estranged son, a basketball star, to attend the governor’s alma mater. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Tue. 10:20
a.m.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban ››› ’04 (HD) Daniel Rad-

6:30 p.m.

women who work for prominent white families. (PG-13) (S) TMC Mon. 7 p.m. Help for the Holidays ’12 (HD) Summer Glau. Santa’s elf leaves the North Pole to help a family during Christmastime. HALL Sun. 7 a.m., 9 p.m. Hemingway & Gellhorn ›› ’12 (HD) Nicole Kidman. Writer Ernest Hemingway begins a romance with fellow scribe Martha Gellhorn. HBO Tue. 9 a.m. Hiding Out ›› ’87 (HD) Jon Cryer. A Wall Street yuppie hunted by mobsters hides out as a student in his nerdy cousin’s high school. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX Friends’ relationships are tested during a birthday party, a Halloween party and a New Year’s Eve party. (R) (L) SHOW Thu.
7:30 a.m.

Highball ›› ’97 (HD) Justine Bateman.

Fri. 6:05 a.m.

Hatching Pete ’09 (HD) Jason Dolley.

8 a.m.

young public defenders dedicate their lives to helping the people that society would like to forget. (NR) HBO Fri. 7:15
a.m.

Gideon’s Army ››› ’13 (HD) Three

James Darren. Teenage Gidget flirts with beach boys in Hawaii until her old California boyfriend shows up. (NR) TCM Sun. of an assault on a teenager surfaces on the Internet. (NR) LIFE Wed. 9 p.m.; Thu.
1:02 a.m.

Gidget Goes Hawaiian ››› ’61

Girl Fight ’11 (HD) Anne Heche. A video GoldenEye ››› ’95 (HD) Pierce Bros-

11 a.m.

Roberts. Evicted from his apartment, a video-game tester must live with his grandmother and her two friends. (R) (L, S, N, S) COMD Sun. 7 p.m. Grease ››› ’78 (HD) John Travolta. Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. (PG) (L) AMC Wed. 11:17 p.m.; Thu.
11:45 a.m.

Grandma’s Boy › ’06 (HD) Doris

Simmons. An affluent Denver woman gets drunk, pops pills and walks out on her lawyer husband after 16 years. (PG) (S) TCM Mon. 5 p.m. Happy Gilmore ›› ’96 (HD) Adam Sandler. A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA tour and win back his grandmother’s repossessed house. (PG-13) (L, S) FAM Sun. 6
p.m.

The Happy Ending ››› ’69 Jean

nan. A secret weapon’s theft sends Agent 007 to Russia, where a pretty computer programmer helps him track an ex-cohort believed dead. (PG-13) (S, V) BBC After escaping from an abductor a year earlier, a young woman sets out to save her sister, who has been kidnapped by the same serial killer. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
SHOW Wed. 5:15 p.m.

Gone ›› ’12 (HD) Amanda Seyfried.

Sun. 6 p.m.; Mon. 1 a.m.

Rival heirs send a nephew to save their claim to the scrap-metal fortune of an uncle who makes them nervous. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW2 Thu. 7:05 a.m. The Green Berets ››› ’68 (HD) John Wayne. A cynical newsman follows a Green Beret colonel on missions to hold a hill and kidnap a Viet Cong general. (G)
AMC Fri. 3 p.m.

Greedy ›› ’94 (HD) Michael J. Fox.

Snipes. A former criminal goes on the run with a stripper after a drug deal goes bad. (R) (L, S, N, V) USA Tue. 1:09 a.m. Hard Rain › ’98 (HD) Morgan Freeman. A thief, a sheriff and the nephew of an armored-truck driver seek money bags in a flooding Indiana town. (R) (V)

Hard Luck ››› ’06 (HD) Wesley

con. After they split up, a newspaperman and a woman journalist each tell about their romance and becoming a Baltimore TV team. (PG-13) (L, S) KSMO Sat. 6:30
p.m.

He Said, She Said ›› ’91 Kevin Ba-

Epps. The harsh realities of identity, sex, politics and racism greet the incoming freshmen of Columbus University. (R) (L, S, V) BET Wed. 12 a.m., 2:30 p.m. Highlander: The Source ›› ’07 Adrian Paul. Duncan MacLeod and a group of companions embark on a quest to discover the origin of their immortality. (R) (L, S, V) SYFY Sat. 2:30 p.m. History Is Made at Night ››› ’37 Charles Boyer. A Parisian headwaiter rescues a woman from her husband, a mad steamship-magnate. (NR) TCM Sat. 9 p.m. Hitch ››› ’05 Will Smith. A smoothtalking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Tue.

Higher Learning ››› ’95 Omar

An alderman becomes a presidential candidate and chooses his unsophisticated brother as a running mate. (PG-13) (L, S)
TBS Sat. 1 a.m.

Head of State ›› ’03 (HD) Chris Rock.

lando Bloom. A young physician becomes dangerously obsessed with a teenage patient and falls into an illicit romance. Things quickly spin out of control when an orderly finds out and blackmails the doctor. (PG-13) (S) SHOW Thu. 2 p.m. The Good Doctor ›› ’11 Orlando Bloom. A young physician becomes dangerously obsessed with a teenage patient and falls into an illicit romance. Things quickly spin out of control when an orderly finds out and blackmails the doctor. (PG-13) (S) SHOW2 Fri. 4:30 p.m.

The Good Doctor ›› ’11 (HD) Or-

recruits warrior Beowulf to fight the monster Grendel. (NR) SYFY Mon. 2:30 a.m. Griff the Invisible ›› ’10 (HD) Ryan Kwanten. An office worker who imagines himself a superhero by night becomes involved with a woman who has a few idiosyncrasies of her own. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Thu. 3:30 p.m. Grown Ups › ’10 (HD) Adam Sandler. Friends and former teammates learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach. (PG-13) (L, S, N)
FX Sun. 7 p.m., 9 p.m.

Grendel ’07 Chris Bruno. King Hrothgar

Hardball › ’01 (HD) Keanu Reeves. A sports junkie agrees to coach Little League Baseball in Chicago in order to pay his gambling debts. (PG-13) (L, V) FX
chelle Trachtenberg. Spying on and writing about family, friends and neighbors turn a preteen aspiring novelist into an outsider. (PG) (L, S) MAX Sun. 6 a.m. The young wizard and his best friends investigate a dark force that is terrorizing their school, Hogwarts. (PG) (L, S, V)
HBO2 Thu. 5:15 a.m.

TMC Fri. 9:15 a.m.

der. Cool Veronica and her quirky new boyfriend topple a high-school trio of too-cool Heathers. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW

Heathers ››› ’89 (HD) Winona Ry-

Harriet the Spy ›› ’96 (HD) Mi-

Wed. 8 a.m.; Thu. 6 a.m.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ››› ’02 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe.

Heaven ›› ’02 (HD) Cate Blanchett. After falling in love with a widow, an Italian policeman tries to help her kill a drug dealer. (R) (S) TMC Tue. 2:15 p.m. Heaven Help Us ›› ’85 (HD) Andrew McCarthy. Students reject authority in 1965 Brooklyn at St. Basil’s Catholic School for Boys. (R) (L, N) HBO2 Wed.
Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl turns her small town on its ear by interviewing black

Tue. 5:15 p.m. SHOW2 Wed. 2 p.m. TMC Fri. 4:15 p.m.

Hitched for the Holidays ’12 (HD) Joey Lawrence. A man and a woman pose as a couple to fool their respective families. HALL Sun. 3 p.m. The Hitcher › ’07 (HD) Sean Bean. Two traveling students pick up a hitchhiker, unaware that he is a serial killer who intends to pin his crimes on them. (R) (L, S, V) USA Fri. 1:02 a.m. A Holiday Engagement ’11 (HD) Jordan Bridges. A woman hires a man to pose as her fiance when she returns home for the holidays. (NR) HALL Sun. 1
reid. An ex-medical student on the run kills a look-alike doctor and almost takes his place. (NR) TCM Tue. 10:30 p.m. Home Alone ››› ’90 (HD) Macaulay Culkin. Accidentally left by his Paris-bound family, an 8-year-old makes mincemeat of two burglars in the house. (PG) (S, V) FAM Sun. 7:30 a.m.

10:10 a.m., 7 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m., 7 p.m.

Hollow Triumph ››› ’48 Paul Hen-

a.m., 11 a.m.

The Help ››› ’11 (HD) Viola Davis.

4:10 a.m.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
›› ’92 (HD) Macaulay Culkin. Once again

Movies
left behind by his family, the boy hero lands in Manhattan and battles two burglars he faced before. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM more. Two killers fear a fast-food cashier and her associates may be able to identify them. (PG-13) (S) MAX Tue. 5:15 a.m. Honeymoon for One ››› ’11 (HD) Nicollette Sheridan. A woman travels to an Irish castle after her engagement ends one week before her wedding. (NR) HALL Bateman. Three oppressed workers devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their intolerable employers. (NR) (L, S) MAX Sat. 12:10 a.m. House of D ›› ’04 (HD) Anton Yelchin. His son’s 13th birthday prompts an artist to revisit his own adolescence in New York’s Greenwich Village. (PG-13) (L, S)
TMC Mon. 8:10 a.m.

I
› ’11 (HD) Sarah Jessica Parker. A new account in New York requiring a lot of travel threatens to derail a Boston-based financial executive’s attempt to juggle work and family. (PG-13) (S) SHOW Wed. 6

I Don’t Know How She Does It

Home Fries ›› ’98 (HD) Drew Barry-

Sun. 9:30 a.m.

stalks North Carolina teens who disposed of an auto accident’s live victim. (R) (L, V)
ENC Tue. 3:30 p.m.

I Know What You Did Last Summer › ’97 Jennifer Love Hewitt. A killer

a.m. SHOW2 Sun. 8 a.m.

detective helps a retired Army sergeant uncover the fate of his son, who went missing shortly after returning from Iraq. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Sat. 2:10 a.m. In Time ›› ’11 (HD) Justin Timberlake. Accused of murder, a man must figure out how to bring down a system where time is money, enabling the wealthy to live forever, while the poor must beg for each minute of life. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) MAX Sat.
10:30 a.m.

Horrible Bosses ›› ’11 (HD) Jason

Fri. 7 p.m.

’68 Peter Sellers. A Los Angeles lawyer shocks his mother by dropping out with a hippie who bakes marijuana brownies. (R) (S) TCM Fri. 3 a.m. I Love You, Man ››› ’09 (HD) Paul Rudd. As a bridegroom’s bond with his new best friend grows, it threatens his relationship with his fiancee. (R) (L, S)

I Love You, Alice B. Toklas ›››

After the death of his mother, a Muslim learns that he is Jewish and an adoptee. (NR) (L, S) TMC Wed. 8:35 a.m. Intolerable Cruelty ››› ’03 (HD) George Clooney. A successful Los Angeles attorney matches wits with an attractive woman who marries men for their money. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Thu. 3:45 p.m.; Sat.
1:15 p.m.

The Infidel ›› ’10 (HD) Omid Djalili.

’73 John Ireland. An actress reads the Tibetan Book of the Dead on the creepy set of a director’s horror movie. (PG) (S, V) TCM Sun. 1 a.m. House Party ››› ’90 Kid ’N Play. Two teenage rappers try to throw a party despite a trio of rap bullies and the police. (R) (L, S, V) COMD Wed. 11:20 a.m. How High › ’01 (HD) Method Man. Two stoners get into Harvard University after magic marijuana enables them to ace their tests. (R) (L, S) MAX Wed. 10:35 a.m. How I Got Into College ›› ’89 (HD) Anthony Edwards. A high-school senior tries to get into the same college where his dream-girl wants to go. (PG-13) (L, S)
MAX Sat. 6:50 a.m.

The House of Seven Corpses ›

I, Robot ›› ’04 (HD) Will Smith. In 2035 a Chicago homicide detective tracks a sophisticated robot accused of murdering a visionary scientist. (PG-13) (S, N, V)
HBO Mon. 6 p.m.; Fri. 11 a.m.

COMD Sun. 4:59 p.m.

Hewitt. A killer with a hook returns to stalk a young woman and her friends at a tropical island resort. (R) (L, S, V) MAX

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer › ’98 (HD) Jennifer Love

Clooney. A successful Los Angeles attorney matches wits with an attractive woman who marries men for their money. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Fri. 8 p.m. Invincible ›› ’06 Mark Wahlberg. At 30 years old, bartender Vince Papale sees his wildest dreams come true when he becomes a member of the Philadelphia Eagles football team. (PG) (L, S)

Intolerable Cruelty ››› ’03 George

’50 Jackie Robinson. Brooklyn Dodgers owner Branch Rickey makes Robinson the first black player in major-league baseball. (NR) TCM Fri. 1:30 p.m. Jane Eyre ››› ’11 (HD) Mia Wasikowska. After fleeing Thornfield House, governess Jane Eyre realizes she must return and come to terms with Edward Rochester’s terrible secret. (PG-13) (S, N, V) MAX Tue. 3:10 a.m. Janie Jones ›› ’10 (HD) Abigail Breslin. First, a fading musician learns that he has a daughter from a long-ago tryst, then he must take the teen on tour with him when her mother checks into rehab. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Tue. 12 p.m. Jaws 2 ›› ’78 (HD) Roy Scheider. Amity’s citizens and police chief dread another tourist season with a huge white shark near the beach. (PG) (L, V) MAX engineer and a marine biologist face a mother white shark at a Florida sea park. (PG) (L, S, V) MAX Wed. 2:50 a.m. The Jerk ›› ’79 Steve Martin. A simpleton leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend and invents slip-proof eyeglasses. (R) (L, S) ENC Tue. 12:10 p.m.; Sat.

The Jackie Robinson Story ›››

1:40 p.m.

a political killing. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Sun.

church choir is to stay together and win a national competition. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX ter Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in 22nd-century New York and seeks revenge on the lawman who sent him to prison. (R) (S, V) SHOW Sun. 4:15 p.m.; Fri.

Judge Dredd ›› ’95 (HD) Sylves-

Wed. 1:45 p.m.

Jules and Jim ›››› ’61 Jeanne

2:25 p.m. SHOW2 Mon. 1:15 p.m.

Moreau. An Austrian and a Frenchman love a woman who loves them, between the world wars. (NR) TCM Fri. 9 p.m. Just Go With It ›› ’11 (HD) Adam Sandler. A plastic surgeon enlists the aid of his assistant and her children to help him win the heart of a beautiful woman. (PG-13) (L, S, N) FX Sun. 4:30 p.m. Just Like Heaven ›› ’05 (HD) Reese Witherspoon. A San Francisco widower falls in love with a ghostly doctor while subletting her apartment. (PG-13) (S)
MAX Tue. 6:50 a.m.

Jaws 3-D › ’83 (HD) Dennis Quaid. An

Sat. 3:30 a.m.

›› ’98 (HD) Angela Bassett. A 40ish San Francisco stockbroker has a fling with a 20-year-old while vacationing in Jamaica. (R) (L, S) LIFE Mon. 9 p.m.; Tue. 1:02 a.m. Hudson Hawk › ’91 Bruce Willis. An ex-con cat burglar becomes mixed up with a CIA operative, a Vatican agent and a wealthy couple in a plot to steal da Vinci artifacts. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 7:20 a.m. The Hustler ›››› ’61 (HD) Paul Newman. A gambler stakes pool shark “Fast Eddie” Felson in a smoke-filled marathon against Minnesota Fats. (NR)
AMC Mon. 8 a.m.

How Stella Got Her Groove Back

I Think I Love My Wife ›› ’07 (HD) Chris Rock. Attraction to a free-spirited woman causes a man to question the happiness he feels with his wife and family. (R) (L, S) VH1 Sun. 1 a.m. Ice Age ››› ’02 Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. A woolly mammoth, a saber-toothed tiger and a sloth find a human baby and try to reunite him with his tribe. (PG) (S, V) KSMO Sat. 3 p.m. Idlewild ››› ’06 (HD) André Benjamin. In a 1930s speakeasy, a piano player and his fellow performer try to keep their establishment out of hoodlums’ hands. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Fri. 4 a.m. I’m Gonna Git You Sucka ›› ’88 Keenen Ivory Wayans. A veteran, his idol and other ghetto good guys battle a white mobster called Mr. Big. (R) (L, S, V) ENC The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus ››› ’09 Heath Ledger. After
Wed. 1:20 p.m.

Wed. 7:45 p.m.

Iron Man ››› ’08 (HD) Robert Downey Jr. A wealthy industrialist builds an armored suit and uses it to defeat criminals and terrorists. (PG-13) (S, V) FX
Gregor. In 2019 a mercenary pursues two clones who escaped from a research facility after learning their true fate. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX Sun. 4:50 p.m.; Fri. 6:45 p.m. It Happens Every Spring ›› ’49 Ray Milland. A professor becomes a World Series pitcher with his secret formula for wood-repellent screwballs. (NR) TCM Fri.
12 p.m.

KSMO Sun. 7 p.m.

The Island ›› ’05 (HD) Ewan Mc-

Wed. 6 p.m.; Thu. 3:30 p.m.

Joan of Paris ››› ’42 Michele Morgan. A French barmaid distracts the Gestapo so an underground leader can sneak out British pilots. (NR) TCM Wed.
12 a.m.

1:45 p.m.

han. A young woman, who has always led a charmed life, suffers a reversal of fortune after kissing a stranger at a costume party. (PG-13) (S) FAM Sat. 10:30 a.m. Just Visiting › ’01 Jean Reno. Drinking a defective potion takes a French nobleman and his servant from the Middle Ages to 20th-century Chicago. (PG-13) (L, V) ENC Thu. 11:50 a.m.

Just My Luck › ’06 (HD) Lindsay Lo-

K
Macchio. A New Jersey teen moves to California, meets bullies and learns karate from a handyman, Mr. Miyagi. (PG) (L, V) NICK Sun. 8 p.m. Kassim the Dream ’08 The life of World Champion Boxer Kassim “The Dream” Ouma, a man from Uganda who was trained as a child soldier before getting involved in boxing. (NR) ESPNC Sat.

The Karate Kid ›› ’84 (HD) Ralph

Somehow transported to Mars, a warweary human captain becomes embroiled in an epic conflict among the inhabitants of that planet. (PG-13) (S, V) ENC Sun. 7
p.m.

John Carter ›› ’12 Taylor Kitsch.

Wahlberg. A master thief and his crew plan to steal back a fortune in gold bullion after they lose it to a double-crossing gang member. (PG-13) (L, V) AMC Sat.
11 p.m.

The Italian Job ››› ’03 (HD) Mark

John Q ›› ’02 Denzel Washington. A desperate man takes hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors to save his dying son. (PG-13) (L, V) BET Fri. 12:05
a.m.

J
Jabberwock ›› ’11 Tahmoh Penikett. A peaceful man uses a powerful sword to save the woman he loves from a winged monster. (R) (S) SYFY Sun. 3 a.m. The Jackal ›› ’97 Bruce Willis. A jailed IRA operative helps the FBI track a masterful assassin about to perform

(HD) Cedric the Entertainer. Disaster strikes when a man takes his wife and three unruly children on a road trip from Los Angeles to Missouri. (PG-13) (S) HBO

Johnson Family Vacation ›› ’04

a carnival troupe saves his life, a man agrees to help its immortal leader collect five souls and win a bet with the devil. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Fri. 1 p.m. In the Valley of Elah ››› ’07 (HD) Tommy Lee Jones. A sympathetic police

›› ’12 (HD) Dwayne Johnson. Sean Anderson and his new stepfather find an island of secrets, strange life forms, and gold when they answer a coded distress signal. (PG) (L, S) MAX Wed. 12:10 p.m. Joyful Noise ›› ’12 (HD) Queen Latifah. Two strong-willed singers must learn to work in harmony if their Georgia

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

Wed. 3 p.m.

The Kids Are All Right ››› ’10 (HD) Julianne Moore. The teenage children of a lesbian couple seek out their biological father and make him a part of their lives. (R) (L, S, N, S) HBO2 Thu. 6:10 p.m. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 ››› ’03 Uma Thurman. Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. (R) (L, S, V) ENC
man. Before confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man’s younger brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 12:50 p.m. Killers › ’10 (HD) Ashton Kutcher. A woman’s perfect suburban life explodes

5:15 p.m.

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 ››› ’04 Uma Thur-

Mon. 10:50 a.m.

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in a hail of bullets when she learns that her husband is an international superspy. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS Sat. 10 a.m., 11:30
p.m.

Bainter. An elderly rich woman forms her own gang to bust racketeers. (NR) TCM
Thu. 6:30 a.m.

The Lady and the Mob ››› ’39 Fay

Fri. 11 a.m.

that his only son is gay. (R) (L, S, V) TMC

Laws of Attraction ›› ’04 Pierce

Brosnan. Two successful attorneys fall in love despite battling each other in highprofile divorce cases. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Tom Hanks. The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has-been as a manager. (PG) (L) CMT Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed. 1 p.m. Lebanon, Pa. ’10 (HD) Josh Hopkins. A man forms an unexpected friendship with his pregnant, teenage cousin, while both struggle with potentially life-changing decisions. (PG-13) (S) TMC Thu. 8:30 a.m. spoon. Fired from her firm, a young Boston lawyer heads to Washington, D.C., to fight for animal rights. (PG-13) (S) SHOW2
Tue. 3:40 p.m.; Fri. 12:55 p.m.

Schwarzenegger. An undercover officer teaches a rowdy class of peewees, to identify one whose mother must be found. (PG-13) (L, V) ENC Tue. 8:15 a.m. The Kingdom ›› ’07 (HD) Jamie Foxx. A sympathetic Saudi police captain helps a team of federal agents flush out a terrorist cell in Riyadh. (R) (L, S, V) AMC
Mon. 2 p.m.

Kindergarten Cop ›› ’90 Arnold

Kingdom Come ›› ’01 LL Cool J. Members of a dysfunctional family bicker while mourning the loss of their patriarch. (PG) (L, S) BET Mon. 6:30 p.m.; Tue.
(HD) Robert Downey Jr. Hoping to land a movie role, a thief learns investigative techniques from a detective. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Mon. 2:15 a.m. Kiss the Girls ›› ’97 (HD) Morgan Freeman. After escaping from a serial killer, a doctor helps police and a forensic psychologist track the madman. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Mon. 2:30 a.m. Knuckleball! ›› ’12 (HD) Filmmakers Ricki Stern and Annie Sundberg profile baseball’s Tim Wakefield, R.A. Dickey and other Major League pitchers who still have the knuckleball in their repertoire. (NR) SHOW Sun. 8 a.m. Kung Fu Panda ››› ’08 (HD) Voices of Jack Black. Animated. Chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, a clumsy panda must become a martial-arts master and defend his people from a villainous snow leopard. (PG) (S, V) FX Mon. 7 p.m., 9:30

Stanwyck. Father-daughter cardsharps fleece a rich man’s son on a cruise ship. (NR) TCM Sun. 1 p.m. Lady L ›› ’65 Sophia Loren. An 80year-old Frenchwoman recalls her adventures with a French anarchist and a British lord. (NR) TCM Wed. 3:15 p.m. Lake Placid ›› ’99 (HD) Bill Pullman. A New York paleontologist goes to the backwoods of Maine and teams up with the local game warden to stop a 35-foot killer crocodile. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Tue.
4:20 a.m.

The Lady Eve ›››› ’41 Barbara

A League of Their Own ››› ’92

Sun. 5:20 a.m.; Fri. 9:40 a.m.

The Little Match Makers ’11 (HD) Hannah Frantz. A girl from New York and a boy from Mexico scheme to start a romance between their divorced parents. (NR) (S) TMC Tue. 5:55 a.m. Little Nicky ›› ’00 (HD) Adam Sandler. The youngest son of Satan must go to New York City and bring back his brothers, whose absence is wreaking havoc in hell. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Sun. 6 a.m.,
vis Tedford. For wooing Darla, Alfalfa has a falling out with Spanky and the all-boys clubhouse gang. (PG) (L, S) FAM nie Bedelia. A psychologist tries to help a 9-year-old who stops speaking in reaction to family crises. (S, V) TMC Thu.

(L, S) ENC Mon. 10:30 p.m.; Tue. 4:50 a.m.; Sat. 9 p.m.

The Lucky One ›› ’12 (HD) Zac Efron. A war veteran pursues a romance with the woman whose photograph he believes helped him survive his tour of duty in Iraq. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Sun. 11:15 a.m.; Lucky Partners ›› ’40 Ronald ColThu. 8:30 a.m.

Tue. 8:15 a.m.

man. A Greenwich Village artist goes to Niagara Falls with his sweepstakes partner, another man’s fiancee. (NR) TCM

The Little Rascals ›› ’94 (HD) Tra-

11 p.m.

M
››› ’08 (HD) Voices of Ben Stiller. Animated. Zoo animals from New York meet others of their species for the first time after crash-landing on the Dark Continent. (PG) (S) FX Mon. 5 p.m.; Tue.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde ›› ’03 (HD) Reese Wither-

Locked in Silence ›› ’99 (HD) Bon-

Sun. 12 p.m.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang ››› ’05

10 a.m.

Baker. A mercenary leader squares off with a rebellious comrade, while flesheating zombies threaten their fortified city. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 11:30 p.m. The Laramie Project ››› ’02 (HD) Dylan Baker. Two young men face murder charges for the beating of Matthew Shepard, a homosexual student at the University of Wyoming. (S) HBO2 Wed.
3:05 p.m.; Sat. 6:35 a.m.

Land of the Dead ›› ’05 (HD) Simon

inson. An ex-convict’s niece runs a shop over the tunnel he and his partners are digging to a bank vault. (NR) (S, V) TCM

Larceny, Inc. ›› ’42 Edward G. Rob-

Kung Fu Panda 2 ››› ’11 (HD) Voices of Jack Black. Animated. Po must unlock secrets of his past in order to defeat a formidable villain who plans to wipe out kung fu and conquer China. (PG) (S, V) HBO Sat. 5 a.m.

p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m.

Larry Crowne ›› ’11 (HD) Tom Hanks. Unemployed after a round of corporate downsizing, a middle-aged man enrolls in college and meets a teacher who has lost her passion for her job and her husband. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Thu. 2:45 p.m. The Last Days of Disco ›› ’98 (HD) Chloë Sevigny. Two young women and their friends spend spare time at an exclusive nightclub in 1980s New York. (R) (S) SHOW2 Mon. 6:15 a.m. The Last Hunt ››› ’56 Robert Taylor. A buffalo hunter has a falling-out with his partner, who kills for fun. (NR) TCM
Mon. 10 a.m.

Thu. 9:30 a.m.

son. Hoping that his estranged brother will train him, a scrawny teenager joins his high-school wrestling team. (PG-13) (S, N, V) SHOW Sat. 5:40 a.m. Let’s Go to Prison › ’06 (HD) Dax Shepard. After learning that the son of the judge who put him away is in jail, an ex-con gets himself sent back to prison so he can make the man’s life miserable. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Fri. 5:15 p.m. Liar Liar ›› ’97 (HD) Jim Carrey. A boy’s birthday wish comes true that his neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer, will not be able to tell a lie for 24 hours. (PG-13) (L, S) FAM Sun. 2 p.m. Liberal Arts ›› ’12 (HD) Josh Radnor. A New York college adviser becomes involved with a student when he returns to his alma mater in Ohio for a favorite professor’s retirement party. (PG-13) (S)
SHOW Fri. 10:35 a.m. SHOW2 Mon. 11:30 a.m.; Sat. 12:30 p.m.

Legendary › ’10 (HD) Patricia Clark-

Lola Versus ›› ’12 (HD) Greta Gerwig. A young woman tries to get back into the swing of single life when her fiance dumps her shortly before their wedding. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Sun. 1:45 a.m.; Wed. 12 p.m.;
Fri. 4:15 p.m.

10:20 a.m.

(HD) Geena Davis. Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin. (R) (L, V) HBO2 ’03 (HD) Brendan Fraser. Live action/ animated. Bugs Bunny tries to find Daffy Duck after the latter loses his job and travels to Las Vegas with a man. (PG) (L, S) HBO Mon. 5:25 a.m. Lord Jim ››› ’65 Peter O’Toole. A merchant seaman is branded a coward after he abandons ship during a fatal hurricane. Based on Joseph Conrad’s novel. (NR) (S, V) TCM Mon. 2:15 p.m. Losing Chase ›› ’96 (HD) Helen Mirren. A woman’s clinical depression subsides when a mother’s helper stands up to her abusive behavior. (R) (L, S) TMC Humanity bands together to defeat a devastating disease in a post-apocalyptic world. (NR) SYFY Thu. 12 a.m. Lucky Christmas ’11 (HD) Elizabeth Berkley. A woman must retrieve her winning lottery ticket from the glove compartment of her stolen car. HALL Sun. 5

The Long Kiss Goodnight ››› ’96

Looney Tunes: Back in Action ››

Tue. 2:05 p.m.

6:30 a.m.

Granger. An innocent Italian artist becomes involved with a master thief, his partner and their caper. (NR) TCM Mon.

The Light Touch ›› ’51 Stewart

Made in Paris ›› ’66 Ann-Margret. A fashion buyer sent to Paris attracts a charmer, a newsman and her boss’ son. (NR) TCM Wed. 5:15 p.m. Madea’s Family Reunion ›› ’06 Tyler Perry. A Southern matriarch deals with a host of personal and family issues while planning her clan’s upcoming reunion. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 8 p.m. The Magic of Belle Isle ›› ’12 (HD) Morgan Freeman. An alcoholic, disabled novelist finds his muse again after he moves into a lakeside cabin and meets a single mother and her daughters. (PG) (L, S) TMC Tue. 4:05 a.m. The Magnificent Seven ››› ’60 Yul Brynner. A man in black recruits six hired guns to lead Mexican villagers against the gang of an outlaw. (NR) (L, S, V) TCM Sun. 7 p.m. Maid in Manhattan ›› ’02 Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Wed. Major Dundee ››› ’65 Charlton
5 p.m., 11 p.m.

8:30 a.m.

L
lie Caron. A pregnant Frenchwoman living alone in a squalid London boardinghouse finds romance with an unemployed writer. (NR) TCM Tue. 2 a.m. La Mission ›› ’09 (HD) Benjamin Bratt. A macho ex-convict in San Francisco has difficulty accepting the fact

The L-Shaped Room ›››› ’63 Les-

Richardson. The parents and teacher of a pair of siblings notice the children are developing amazing mental abilities following their discovery of a box of strange toys. (PG) (L, S) TBS Thu. 1 a.m. Lawless ›› ’12 (HD) Shia LaBeouf. A sadistic Chicago lawman comes to 1931 Virginia to shut down the Bondurant brothers’ bootlegging business. (R) (L, S, V, N) SHOW Mon. 11 p.m.; Thu. 8 p.m.
SHOW2 Sun. 10:05 p.m.; Wed. 8:35 p.m.

The Last Mimzy ›› ’07 (HD) Joely

teen joins a carnival and meets a lying magician and a loving puppeteer. (G) TCM
Sun. 9:30 a.m.

Lili ››› ’53 Leslie Caron. A French Little Big League ›› ’94 Luke Ed-

The Lost Future ››› ’10 Sean Bean.

Wed. 3:50 a.m.

wards. The 12-year-old heir and manager of the Minnesota Twins coaches the baseball team to a winning streak by teaching the players to love the game once more. (PG) (L, S) ENC Mon. 5 p.m. Little Man ›› ’06 Shawn Wayans. A very small fugitive from the law poses as a toddler to gain access to the stolen gem he stashed in a woman’s purse. (PG-13)

Heston. A Union major chases Indians to Mexico with a condemned Confederate captain and a cavalry of prisoners. (PG13) (L, S, V) TCM Sat. 4:30 p.m. Major League ›› ’89 (HD) Tom Berenger. Lackluster baseball players hear their Cleveland team’s new owner is counting on them to lose. (R) (L, S, N, V)

Lucky Me ›› ’54 Doris Day. A songwriter finds a singer and her stranded troupe working in a Miami hotel’s kitchen. (NR) TCM Wed. 9:45 a.m.

a.m.

Malibu’s Most Wanted ›› ’03 (HD) Jamie Kennedy. A rapper’s hip-hop lifestyle jeopardizes his father’s campaign to become governor of California. (PG-13) (L, S, V) VH1 Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 3 p.m. Mallrats › ’95 (HD) Shannen Doherty. Dumped by girlfriends, two teens go to a

COMD Sun. 12:33 p.m.

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shopping mall and land on a dating game show. (R) (L, S) TMC Fri. 2:40 p.m. A Man Apart › ’03 (HD) Vin Diesel. A DEA agent embarks on a vengeful quest to find the drug lord responsible for his wife’s murder. (R) (L, S, V) SPIKE Thu. 11
p.m.

rean conflict comes to an end, the men and women of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital prepare to go home.
TVLAND Mon. 8:30 a.m., 4 p.m.

M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen ››› ’83 Alan Alda. As the Ko-

Million Dollar Baby ›››› ’04 (HD) Clint Eastwood. A deep bond develops between a cantankerous trainer and the female boxer he reluctantly takes under his wing. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX Fri. 1:30
p.m.

Worthington. While trying to convince a disgraced ex-cop to come in from a highrise ledge, a police negotiator begins to realize that the man has an ulterior motive. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Tue. 9 p.m. Man on the Moon ››› ’99 (HD) Jim Carrey. Milos Forman’s film spotlights Andy Kaufman’s unusual performance style, his becoming “intergender wrestling champion,” and his role as Latka Gravas on the TV sitcom “Taxi.” (R) (L, S, N) SHOW Fri. 12:15 p.m. The Man Who Loved Women ››› ’77 Charles Denner. A doctor’s wife, an editor and other women recall a 40-ish Frenchman who loved them. (NR) (S, N, V) TCM Sat. 3:30 a.m. The Man With the Iron Fists ›› ’12 (HD) RZA. In feudal China, a blacksmith channels ancient energies to transform himself into a human weapon capable of defending his fellow villagers from soulless villains. (NR) (L, S, V, S) MAX Sun.
1 a.m., 7:10 p.m.; Tue. 8:30 a.m., 9 p.m.

Man on a Ledge ›› ’12 (HD) Sam

sell Crowe. In 1805 a British captain and his crew endure hardships while trying to prevent a French ship from reaching the Pacific Ocean. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BBC A producer sells his new monster movie with gimmicks in Key West, Fla., during the 1962 Cuban missile crisis. (PG) (V)
HBO2 Tue. 5:45 a.m.

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World ››› ’03 (HD) Rus-

Matinee ›› ’93 (HD) John Goodman.

Sun. 3 p.m.

Herb Brooks leads the U.S. Olympic hockey team to victory over the Soviet team in 1980. (PG) (L, S) ENC Sun. 3 a.m. Miracle in the Rain ››› ’56 Jane Wyman. A mousy New York secretary meets and loves a lonely soldier, but then loses him to war. (NR) TCM Wed.
11:30 a.m.

Miracle ››› ’04 Kurt Russell. Coach

Reynolds. An Internal Revenue Service agent audits an evasive farmer and woos his elusive daughter. (NR) (S) TCM Wed.
10:45 p.m.

The Mating Game ›› ’59 Debbie

Patrick Flanery. In Mongolia, a treasure hunter and a doctor try to avoid becoming worm food after oil drillers awaken a nest of gigantic, carnivorous slugs. (NR)
SYFY Thu. 10 a.m.

Mongolian Death Worm › ’10 Sean

contain an infection that turns people into mutants. (R) (S, V) SYFY Thu. 2 a.m. Mutiny on the Bounty ››› ’62 Marlon Brando. First mate Fletcher Christian leads his 18th-century shipmates in revolt against odious Captain Bligh. (NR) (S, V) TCM Tue. 3:45 p.m. My Father, the Hero ›› ’94 (HD) Gérard Depardieu. While on a tropical vacation with her father, a teen passes him off as her lover, to impress a boy. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Sun. 6:30 a.m.; Wed. 9:30 a.m. My Left Foot ››› ’89 (HD) Daniel Day-Lewis. Born with cerebral palsy, Irish Christy Brown uses an unafflicted foot to paint and write. (R) (L, S) TMC Sun.
10:20 a.m.

Never Die Alone ›› ’04 (HD) DMX. An aspiring writer learns about the rise and fall of a ruthless Los Angeles drug dealer. (R) (L, S, V, N) HBO2 Sat. 2 a.m. Never So Few ››› ’59 Frank Sinatra. A U.S. captain loves an arms merchant’s mistress and leads troops from Burma into China. (NR) TCM Tue. 7 p.m. New Year’s Eve › ’11 (HD) Halle Berry. Intertwining stories promise love, hope, forgiveness, second chances and more for a number of New Yorkers on the celebrated night. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX
son. A courier lands in the middle of a drug deal gone awry when he accidentally delivers a box of cocaine to the wrong address. (R) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 12 p.m. The Nightmare Nanny ’13 (HD) Ashley Scott. A woman uncovers the dark truth about the nanny who cares for her 3-year-old daughter. (NR) LIFE Sun. 1 p.m. No Escape ›› ’94 (HD) Ray Liotta. The warden of a 2022 prison sends an exMarine to a jungle island where inmates are left to die. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 2:45

Next Day Air › ’09 (HD) Donald Fai-

Mon. 4:45 p.m.

McLintock! ››› ’63 (HD) John Wayne. A cattle baron tries to tame his wife amid a feud with settlers and trouble with Indians. (NR) AMC Fri. 6 p.m.; Sat. 2 p.m. Mean Girls ››› ’04 (HD) Lindsay Lohan. Attending high school for the first time, a teenager becomes friends with three popular but manipulative students. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW2 Tue. 5:15 p.m.; Sat.
Martin. A clique of girls makes life difficult for a new student at a high school. (PG-13) (L, S) E! Mon. 6 a.m.; Tue. 1 a.m. The Mechanic ›› ’11 (HD) Jason Statham. After his mentor is murdered, an elite assassin accepts the man’s son as an apprentice, so that they both may take their revenge. (R) (L, S, V, N) USA ’10 (HD) John Rhys-Davies. A sadistic killer terrorizes a rookie cop and civilians inside an asylum. (NR) (S) TMC Fri. dine. An account of the courageous B-17 bomber crew that flew more than two dozen perilous missions over Nazi-occupied Europe. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Mon.

The British troupe’s sketches include gluttony, birth control and total insignificance. (R) (L, N, V) TMC Sat. 12:40 a.m. Mother’s Day › ’10 (HD) Rebecca De Mornay. Crazed members of a sadistic family return to their childhood home to terrorize the new owners. (R) (L, S, V)
TMC Wed. 10:30 p.m.

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life ››› ’83 (HD) Graham Chapman.

(HD) Michelle Williams. A production assistant introduces Marilyn Monroe to the pleasures of the British countryside during the filming of “The Prince and the Showgirl.” (R) (L, S, N) SHOW Mon. 3:45

My Week With Marilyn ››› ’11

Mystic River ››› ’03 (HD) Sean

p.m.; Sat. 11:35 a.m. SHOW2 Thu. 2:10 p.m.

Penn. A detective investigates the brutal beating and murder of the daughter of a childhood friend, then questions a second friend. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Sun. 2 p.m.; Mon.
11 a.m.

Mean Girls 2 ›› ’11 (HD) Meaghan

2:15 p.m.

The Manchurian Candidate ›››

’62 Frank Sinatra. A Korean War hero’s commanding officer discovers he and his platoon were brainwashed. (PG-13) (V)
TCM Thu. 8:45 p.m.

Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO Sat. 4:55 p.m. Mr. Deeds › ’02 (HD) Adam Sandler. A television producer tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner after he inherits $40 billion. (PG-13) (L, S, N)
COMD Sat. 4:57 p.m.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith ›› ’05 (HD) Brad

N
Jon Heder. A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student. (PG) (L, S) HBO Sun. 5:45 a.m.; Fri. 9 a.m.

Napoleon Dynamite ››› ’04 (HD)

National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2 ’06 (HD) Gable Carr. College students
MAX Sun. 9 p.m.; Thu. 8:45 a.m.

No Strings Attached ›› ’11 (HD) Natalie Portman. After sex enters the equation, two lifelong friends make a pact to keep their relationship purely physical. (R) (L, S) USA Sat. 2:30 p.m. North Country ››› ’05 (HD) Charlize Theron. A constant barrage of abuse from her co-workers spurs a miner to file a sexual harassment lawsuit against her employer. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Wed. 12:55 Not Easily Broken ›› ’09 (HD) Morris Chestnut. A physical therapist, who is helping a woman recover from a terrible injury, becomes involved with the patient’s disenchanted husband. (PG-13) (S) LIFE Mon. 5 p.m. Notting Hill ›› ’99 (HD) Julia Roberts. A man’s life changes when an international star walks into his bookshop. (PG-13) (L, S) LIFE Sun. 3 p.m. Nurse Betty ››› ’00 (HD) Morgan Freeman. After seeing her no-good husband killed by hit men, a woman thinks she is a nurse who must find her lover, a soap-opera doctor. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sun.
11:20 p.m. a.m.

p.m.

Feeling responsible for a fatal traffic accident, a high-school student lashes out when her attempts to make amends meet with opposition. (R) (L, S) HBO2 discharged soldier returns home from Iraq and finds that his wife has been kidnapped by the gang of a murderous thug. (PG-13) (L, S, V) AMC Wed. 1 p.m. Married to the Mob ››› ’88 Michelle Pfeiffer. An FBI agent gets close to a gangster’s widow in order to nab a crime boss. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC Sat. 12

Margaret ›› ’11 (HD) Anna Paquin.

Medium Raw: Night of the Wolf

Sun. 2 p.m.

liams. Estranged from his wife, an outof-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. (PG) (L, S) CMT young man quits his IRS job and heads to a small town, where he poses as a psychologist and gives no-nonsense advice. (R) (L, S) FX Fri. 6 a.m. The Mummy ›› ’59 Peter Cushing. British archaeologists defile the tomb of an Egyptian princess and her buried-alive lover. (NR) TCM Sat. 11 a.m. Muriel’s Wedding ››› ’94 (HD) Toni Collette. An Australian social outcast moves to Sydney, cares for an ailing friend and weds an Olympian needing citizen status. (R) (L, S) SHOW Mon. 12 security expert and his girlfriend must

Mrs. Doubtfire ››› ’93 Robin Wil-

take a chaotic cruise on a ship containing a priceless stolen jewel. (R) (L, S, N, S)

National Security ›› ’03 Martin

The Marine › ’06 (HD) John Cena. A

Mon. 12 a.m.

Memphis Belle ›› ’90 Matthew Mo-

2:30 a.m.

Mumford ›› ’99 (HD) Loren Dean. A

Sun. 4 p.m.

Lawrence. Two Los Angeles security guards try to stop a criminal mastermind and his gang of robbers. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
TVONE Sat. 7 p.m., 10 p.m.

Mary and Martha ››› ’13 (HD) Hilary Swank. After losing their sons to malaria, two women dedicate their lives to helping others affected by the disease.
HBO Fri. 5:30 a.m.

p.m.

Midnight Run ››› ’88 (HD) Robert De Niro. A scruffy bounty hunter has five days to bring a fussy embezzler from New York to Los Angeles. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Fri.
Stone. Friendship develops as a physically handicapped youngster teaches a fellow outcast how to read. (PG-13) (V)
SHOW2 Fri. 4:10 a.m.

3:10 p.m.

baker. Complications arise when three women learn that their marriages are not official. HALL Tue. 7 p.m. Neil Young Journeys ›› ’11 Canadian-born singer Neil Young returns to his hometown of Omemee, Ont., and later performs a solo concert at Toronto’s Massey Hall. (PG) (L, S) ENC Tue. 1:50 a.m.; away. A TV executive boosts her ratings with a mad anchorman who thinks he speaks for God. (R) (L, S, N) MAX Mon.
4 a.m.

Nearlyweds ’13 (HD) Danielle Pana-

The Mighty ››› ’98 (HD) Sharon

9:30 a.m.

Network ›››› ’76 (HD) Faye Dun-

Sat. 3:05 a.m.

Mutants › ’08 Michael Ironside. A

p.m.; Thu. 12:15 p.m.

›› ’00 (HD) Eddie Murphy. In an attempt to remove Buddy Love from his subconscious, professor Klump accidentally creates him as a separate person. (PG-13) (S)
AMC Mon. 11:30 p.m.; Tue. 11:30 a.m.

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

Movies
O
’00 (HD) George Clooney. A mysterious lawman tracks three escaped convicts searching for buried treasure in 1930s Mississippi. (PG-13) (L, V) AMC Mon. 7 p.m.;

Overboard ›› ’87 (HD) Goldie Hawn. A yachtsman’s wife falls overboard, forgets who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter’s mate. (PG) (L, S) FAM Sat. 6
a.m.

found brutally murdered. (R) (L, S, V) TNT

O Brother, Where Art Thou? ›››

P
Claudette Colbert. An inventor’s wife meets some sporting millionaires on a train to Florida. (NR) TCM Thu. 7 p.m. Paper Man › ’09 (HD) Jeff Daniels. A frustrated novelist begins to depend less on his imaginary friend when he forms a unique bond with a Long Island teenager. (R) (L, S) TMC Sun. 6:30 a.m. The Parent Trap ››› ’61 (HD) Hayley Mills. A prissy Bostonian meets her California-tomboy twin, and they plot to reunite their parents. (G) SHOW2 Wed. dot. A diplomat’s daughter becomes a favorite attraction with royalty as she attempts to recapture her husband’s attention. (NR) TCM Sat. 11 p.m. Paul Blart: Mall Cop ›› ’09 (HD) Kevin James. When crooks shut down a suburban New Jersey shopping mall, a security officer must find his inner policeman to save the day. (PG) (L, S, V) E! Tue.

The Palm Beach Story ›››› ’42

Petulia ››› ’68 Julie Christie. A divorced doctor has a hectic affair with a kooky married woman in 1960s San Francisco. (R) (L, S, N, V) TCM Fri. 1 a.m. Phantasm II ›› ’88 (HD) James LeGros. Two psychically linked teens cannot escape from the grave-robbing Tall Man of their nightmares. (R) (L, S, V, N)
MAX Mon. 1:05 p.m.

Sun. 11 p.m.

pranks on bullies, but he longs for more from life. Using the wisdom of his Uncle Nick, Chris starts on a path of self-discovery and romance. (NR) SHOW Mon. 8 a.m. Preacher’s Kid ›› ’09 LeToya Luckett. A smooth-talking singer convinces a young woman to leave the security of her family, friends and church to join a traveling gospel show. (PG-13) (S, V) BET A woman travels to a remote cabin and is stalked by a ghost and after her boyfriend arrives she begins to exhibit irrational behavior as the line between sanity and possession blurs. (PG-13) (S) MAX Fri.

Tue. 4:30 p.m.

OC Confidential ’08 Cassie Court-

12:30 a.m.

land. California collegians test sex and relationships. (NR) (L, S, N, S) TMC Wed.

Ocean’s Twelve ››› ’04 (HD) George

Clooney. To pay back a casino boss, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe. (PG-13) (L, S)
MAX Tue. 4:35 p.m.; Sat. 8:20 a.m.

October Sky ››› ’99 (HD) Jake Gyl-

La Parisienne ››› ’58 Brigitte Bar-

5 a.m.

A purple-costumed superhero tries to thwart a master criminal’s acquisition of mystical skulls with legendary powers. (PG) (L, V) ENC Wed. 5:15 p.m. Phat Girlz ›› ’06 Mo’Nique. Two large women — one a tart-tongued gal who wants to be a fashion designer — struggle to find love and acceptance in a culture where thin is in. (PG-13) (L, S) BET Mon. Spring break turns gory at a popular waterside resort, where hundreds of prehistoric man-eating fish have come to dine on hapless humans. (R) (L, S, V, N) SPIKE
Sat. 1:57 p.m., 9:30 p.m.

The Phantom ›› ’96 Billy Zane.

The Presence ’10 (HD) Mira Sorvino.

Thu. 12:05 a.m., 10 a.m.

of America’s downtrodden public. (R) (L, S, V) USA Mon. 6 a.m. Public Sex › ’09 Luke Treadaway. An aspiring journalist follows his swinging cousin to parking lots where strangers have sex. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Mon. 2:05 a.m. Purple Violets ›› ’07 (HD) Selma Blair. Patti Petalson has a difficult time with the pressures of becoming the next important American writer. (NR) (L, S)
HBO2 Thu. 10:30 a.m.

Q
Daniels. A rebellious teen vents his anger with the Mods and the Rockers in 1964 London. Based on the album by the Who. (R) (L, S, N, V) SHOW2 Wed. 1 a.m. Quantum of Solace ›› ’08 Daniel Craig. James Bond’s hunt for those responsible for Vesper Lynd’s death leads him to a ruthless businessman who is plotting to seize control of a valuable resource. (PG-13) (S, V) BRAVO Sat. 8 p.m.,
10:30 p.m.

Quadrophenia ››› ’79 (HD) Phil

lenhaal. Not wanting to be a miner, a young West Virginian builds rockets with his friends and later becomes a NASA scientist. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Sun. 4:30 p.m.;

Piranha ›› ’10 (HD) Elisabeth Shue.

8:30 p.m.; Tue. 2:30 p.m.

Presumed Innocent ››› ’90 (HD) Harrison Ford. A married prosecutor hires an attorney to defend him against charges of murdering his seductive colleague. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Tue. 6:45 p.m. Pretty Woman ››› ’90 (HD) Richard Gere. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills. (R) (L, S) FAM Sat. Prey of the Jaguar ›› ’96 (HD) Maxwell Caulfield. An ex-federal agent lifts weights, learns martial arts and becomes a superhero called the Jaguar to nab the drug lord who killed his family. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Wed. 7 a.m. Pride and Glory ›› ’08 (HD) Edward Norton. Duty and family loyalties come into conflict when a detective and his brother-in-law probe a failed drug bust in which a fellow cop and family member lost four men. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 8 a.m. A Princess for Christmas ›› ’11 (HD) Katie McGrath. A woman escorts her niece and nephew to spend the holidays with their grandfather, an English duke.
HALL Sun. 5 p.m. 4:30 p.m.

3:45 p.m.

Once Around ››› ’91 Richard Drey-

Sat. 10:30 a.m.

Wed. 3 a.m.

fuss. An obnoxious salesman charms a woman but not her close-knit Boston family. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Tue. 8:05 a.m.;

For 20 years, an idealist and a wealthy charmer reunite on the anniversary of the day they first met, their college graduation. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) HBO Mon. 2:30
p.m.

One Day ›› ’11 (HD) Anne Hathaway.

Pavement ’02 (HD) Robert Patrick. A homicide detective and a wilderness expert team together to stop a serial killer who murdered the latter’s sister. (R) (L, V) Payback ›› ’99 (HD) Mel Gibson. A man seeks revenge on his wife and crime partner, who shot him and left him for dead. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Mon. 3:05 p.m.; Sat.
12:30 p.m. MAX Sat. 2 a.m.

8 p.m.; Wed. 4 p.m.

Original Gangstas ›› ’96 (HD) Fred

Williamson. Former gang members return to depressed Gary, Ind., to quell violence perpetrated by their successors. (R) (L, V)
MAX Wed. 5:20 p.m.

Rudd. Following his release from jail, a well-meaning but dimwitted slacker wreaks havoc with his three sisters’ carefully structured lives. (R) (L, S, N) TMC Randall. Moroccan gangsters involve an American tourist in a complex espionage scheme. (NR) TCM Wed. 9 p.m. The Out-of-Towners ›› ’99 (HD) Steve Martin. An Ohio couple reinvigorate their passionless marriage during a bizarre 24 hours in New York City. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO2 Wed. 6 a.m. The Outlaw Josey Wales ››› ’76 (HD) Clint Eastwood. A Missouri farmer hunts down the Union soldiers who killed his family and left him for dead. (PG) (L, S, N, V) KPXE Tue. 10 a.m.

Our Idiot Brother ››› ’11 (HD) Paul

After learning that his memory has been erased, a technical wizard goes on the run to piece together clues from his past. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 6:30 p.m.;

Paycheck ›› ’03 (HD) Ben Affleck.

Our Man in Marrakesh ›› ’66 Tony

Wed. 5:30 p.m.

People Like Us ›› ’12 (HD) Chris

Fri. 6 p.m.

Pine. In the course of settling the estate of his late father, a young salesman is surprised to discover the existence of a 30-year-old sister, Frankie. (PG-13) (L, S)
SHOW Sat. 8:35 p.m.

’12 Voices of Hugh Grant. Animated. Seemingly blind to the odds stacked against him, an enthusiastic pirate dreams of besting his rivals and winning a coveted award. (PG) (L, S) ENC Mon. 4:10 a.m. Pitch Perfect ››› ’12 (HD) Anna Kendrick. When a new student joins her college’s female a cappella group, she takes the women out of their comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces them to innovative arrangements. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Fri. 3:15 p.m. Poetic Justice ›› ’93 (HD) Janet Jackson. A beauty-salon worker goes from South Central Los Angeles to Oakland in a mail truck with a guy she cannot stand. (R) (L, S, V) VH1 Tue. 10:30 p.m. The Pool Boys ›› ’11 (HD) Matthew Lillard. A pool cleaner and a gardener hatch a scheme to make money by turning an empty mansion into a home for prostitutes. (R) (L, S, N, S) HBO Mon. 2:40

The Pirates! Band of Misfits ›››

Quick Change ››› ’90 Bill Murray. Robbing a bank is easy for a clownish trio; it’s getting out of New York that’s hard. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 1:20 p.m. The Quiet Man ›››› ’52 (HD) John Wayne. An American boxer returns to Ireland to live in peace, but his bride’s burly brother picks a fight. (NR) AMC Sat.
11 a.m.

R
worlds collide when a shy teenager develops an alter ego that becomes popular on the radio. (NR) DISN Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu.
11 a.m.

Radio Rebel ’12 (HD) Debby Ryan. Two

Belushi. The new principal of a drug-infested high school joins with a security guard to clean it up. (R) (L, S, V) KPXE
Sat. 12 p.m.

The Principal ›› ’87 (HD) James

Problem Child 2 ›› ’91 (HD) John

ton Collins Jr. A small miracle awaits as a ragtag team from a poor Mexican town enters the 1957 Little League World Series. (PG) (S) SHOW Tue. 1:30 p.m. A Perfect Getaway ›› ’09 (HD) Steve Zahn. Newlyweds find terror in paradise when they encounter other hikers who claim that some tourists were

The Perfect Game ›› ’08 (HD) Clif-

Pootie Tang › ’01 Lance Crouther. Although he speaks an indecipherable language, a superhero protects children from a mogul who encourages smoking, drinking and eating fast food. (PG-13) (L, S) COMD Mon. 1:33 p.m. Pork Chop Hill ››› ’59 Gregory Peck. A lieutenant is ordered to take an inconsequential hill during the Korean War truce talks. (NR) TCM Tue. 2 p.m. The Prankster ’10 (HD) Matt Angel. Chris leads a group of students who pull

a.m.

Prometheus ››› ’12 (HD) Noomi Rapace. A clue to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. (R) (L, S, V) Public Enemies ››› ’09 (HD) Johnny Depp. Depression-era outlaw John Dillinger becomes the fledgling FBI’s mostwanted criminal and a folk hero to much
MAX Sat. 9 p.m.

6:35 a.m.

Ritter. Unruly Junior meets wild Trixie and together they try to match his father with her mother. (PG-13) (L, V) HBO2 Mon.

Whitaker. An unhip undertaker’s helper seeks stolen gold and a temptress with his con-man brother in 1954 Harlem. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Thu. 3:15 a.m. Rain ››› ’32 Joan Crawford. IWhen pasengers of a boat are forced ashore by a cholera scare, missionaries Alfred Davidson and his wife try to reform fellow passenger and spirited prostitute Sadie Thompson. (NR) TCM Tue. 5 a.m. The Rains Came ››› ’39 Myrna Loy. An English lord’s wife falls in love with a Hindu doctor amid disaster in fictional Ranchipur. (NR) TCM Sun. 3 p.m. The Ramen Girl ’08 (HD) Brittany Murphy. Abandoned by her boyfriend in Tokyo, a woman learns how to become a ramen chef. (PG-13) (S) TMC Wed. 10:30
a.m.

A Rage in Harlem ›› ’91 (HD) Forest

Movies
Ray ››› ’04 (HD) Jamie Foxx. Blind since childhood, Ray Charles overcomes poverty, hardship and addiction and becomes an American music legend. (PG-13) (S) HBO Tue. 4:15 p.m. Reach the Rock › ’98 (HD) William Sadler. A jailed troublemaker tries to get through to an ex-girlfriend and to a policeman who has a grudge against him. (R) (L, S) MAX Sun. 4:20 a.m. Real Steel ›› ’11 (HD) Hugh Jackman. A small-time boxing promoter and his estranged son reluctantly join together to build and train a robot fighter of championship caliber. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Sun.
12:05 p.m., 9:10 p.m.

a skyscraper homicide to Washington politics and corporate Japan. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Tue. 1 a.m. Rites of Passage ’12 (HD) Wes Bentley. Anthropology students and their professor experience terror when they visit a sacred burial ground. (R) (L, S, S, V) TMC Tennessee family corn farmers sandbag a flooding levee despite a dam builder who wants it to break. (PG-13) (S) HBO2

Ruby Sparks ››› ’12 (HD) Paul Dano. A struggling novelist creates an inspirational female character, who somehow leaps from the page into his home as a real flesh-and-blood woman. (R) (L, S) Rudy ››› ’93 (HD) Sean Astin. With heart and determination an Illinois youth tackles shortcomings to play Notre Dame football. (PG) (L, S) AMC Wed. 8 a.m. Rules of the Game ››› ’39 Marcel Dalio. Jean Renoir’s classic illustration of the sexual and social “rules” that separate the classes. (NR) TCM Thu. 11 p.m. Rumble in the Bronx ›› ’95 (HD) Jackie Chan. A Hong Kong policeman in New York defends a woman shopkeeper against bikers who want protection money. (R) (L, N, V) MAX Mon. 12:15 a.m. Rush Hour 2 ›› ’01 (HD) Jackie Chan. Two detectives battle a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen after a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat.
12 a.m., 2 a.m. HBO Fri. 3:25 a.m.

treacherous labyrinth. (R) (L, S, V) HBO

The River ››› ’84 (HD) Mel Gibson.

Tue. 1 a.m.

Sand Serpents ›› ’09 Jason Gedrick. U.S. soldiers encounter giant, man-eating serpents while fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan. (NR) (L, S, V) SYFY Thu. 6 p.m. Sand Sharks ’11 Julie Marie Berman. A ravenous prehistoric predator is released from underground by an earthquake to terrorize people on land. (R) (V) SYFY
Thu. 2 p.m.

Sun. 2:45 a.m.

With an asteroid due to smash into Earth in 21 days, two misfits embark on a road trip to find one’s high-school sweetheart before it’s too late. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Tue.
4:10 p.m.; Wed. 12:50 a.m.

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World ›› ’12 (HD) Steve Carell.

McGowan. An unscrupulous stripper and a con man who goes on game shows befriend a newcomer in Los Angeles. (R) (L, S) MAX Sun. 2:50 a.m. Interviews with Iggy Pop, Yoko Ono, Alice Cooper and others highlight a look at the stories behind some of photographer Bob Gruen’s most famous snapshots. (NR)
SHOW2 Sun. 2:45 a.m.; Wed. 5 p.m.

Roads to Riches ››› ’01 (HD) Rose

Thu. 12:20 p.m.

Rock ’N’ Roll Exposed: The Photography of Bob Gruen ’12 (HD)

CIA agents reassemble for survival after the agency sends assassins to silence them and the secrets they carry. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 5 p.m. Reservoir Dogs ››› ’92 (HD) Harvey Keitel. Thieves ponder the identity of the traitor in their midst in the violent aftermath of a failed jewelry heist. (R) (L, S, V)
TMC Sat. 2:30 a.m.

Red ›› ’10 (HD) Bruce Willis. Retired

tranged siblings, working as bail bondsmen, cross the path of a drug lord and a murderous businessman in Mexico. (PG13) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 4:30 a.m. Revenge of the Pink Panther ›› ’78 Peter Sellers. Inspector Clouseau tracks a French drug kingpin with the help of disguises and his quarry’s ex-mistress. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Fri. 2:50 a.m. Riddles of the Sphinx ’08 Dina Meyer. A man and his daughter must solve a series of riddles to defeat a deadly creature. (NR) SYFY Thu. 12 p.m. ing champion gains notoriety after an opponent dies from injuries sustained in a bout. (NR) ESPNC Sat. 3:30 p.m. Rip Girls ›› ’00 Camilla Belle. A 13year-old learns to surf while visiting Hawaii for the first time to see a plantation she inherited. DISN Wed. 11 p.m. ››› ’11 (HD) James Franco. A scientist’s quest to find a cure for Alzheimer’s disease unintentionally results in a highly intelligent chimpanzee, which may signal the end of man’s dominion over Earth. (PG-13) (S, V) MAX Sun. 7:45 a.m.; Thu. 7
a.m.

The Reunion › ’11 (HD) John Cena. Es-

Hough. Songs by Def Leppard, Journey, Joan Jett, Bon Jovi and others underscore a rock ’n’ roll romance between a small-town girl and a city boy who meet on the Sunset Strip while chasing their Hollywood dreams. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX heavy-metal group hires a singer from a tribute band after their frontman quits. (R) (L, S) VH1 Sat. 8 p.m. Rocky Balboa ››› ’06 (HD) Sylvester Stallone. Retired Rocky’s plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world’s reigning heavyweight. (PG) (L, S, V) FX Tue. 10:30 a.m.; Wed. 10 a.m. tive intends to prove that a young man is guilty of a savage ax attack that killed the college student’s father and disfigured his mother. LIFE Sat. 3 p.m.

Rock of Ages ›› ’12 (HD) Julianne

S
Sacrifice ›› ’11 (HD) Cuba Gooding
Jr. Mike tries to get out of the drug trade to save his little sister, Angel, and leaves her with John, an undercover cop. Mike is killed and the drug lords kidnap Angel forcing John to use all of his skills to save the innocent girl. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Fri.

tellaneta. The spirit of an avenging demigod emerges from its tomb to wreak havoc. (NR) SYFY Thu. 4 p.m. Santa With Muscles › ’96 (HD) Hulk Hogan. Amnesia makes a mean healthfood tycoon think he’s Santa Claus, especially when it comes to a local orphanage. (PG) (L, V) TMC Tue. 7:40 a.m. Save the Date ›› ’12 (HD) Lizzy Caplan. After breaking up with her boyfriend, a bookstore manager resists a seemingly perfect guy’s attempts to woo her. (R) (L, S) SHOW Sat. 7 p.m. Say Anything... ››› ’89 (HD) John Cusack. A high-school senior falls in love with an honor student bound for studies in England. (PG-13) (L, S) AMC Thu. 1:45

Sands of Oblivion ›› ’07 Dan Cas-

11:45 p.m.

Serena the Sexplorer ’12 (HD) Melissa Jacobs. A sexy and innocent alien temptress comes to Earth to learn our sex secrets. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Mon. The Sessions ››› ’12 (HD) John
Hawkes. Confined to an iron lung, writer Mark O’Brien consults a sex therapist to lose his virginity. (R) (L, S, N, S) MAX Wed. Massey. Abolitionist John Brown’s fight against slavery ends with his 1859 arsenal raid at Harpers Ferry. (NR) TCM Sun.

Seven Angry Men ›› ’55 Raymond

7:30 a.m.

aton. Silent. Women start an avalanche chasing a man who must be married by 7 o’clock to inherit $7 million. (NR) TCM
Mon. 12:15 a.m.

Seven Chances ››› ’25 Buster Ke-

9:15 p.m.

Rock Star ›› ’01 Mark Wahlberg. A

Tue. 12:35 p.m.

2:05 a.m.

Through interviews and archive footage the hippie icon and activist’s life and influences on culture is revealed. (NR)
SHOW Tue. 5:30 a.m.

Saint Misbehavin’: The Wavy Gravy Movie ’09 (HD) Wavy Gravy.

Ring of Fire: The Emile Griffith Story ››› ’05 The welterweight box-

Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco Story ’13 (HD) Eric McCormack. A detec-

p.m., 9 p.m.

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen ›› ’11 (HD) Ewan McGregor. A scientist and a businesswoman fall in love while devising a way to bring sport fishing to the Middle East. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Thu. 12 Salt ››› ’10 (HD) Angelina Jolie. After

School for Scoundrels ›› ’06 (HD) Billy Bob Thornton. A downtrodden meter-reader enrolls in a confidence-building class in the hope of winning the gal of his dreams, then he discovers that his professor loves the same woman. (PG-13) (L, S, V) COMD Thu. 12:16 p.m. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ››› ’10 (HD) Michael Cera. After meeting the gal of his dreams, a charming slacker must contend with an army of her ex-boyfriends, wanting to get rid of him. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MTV Sat. 8 a.m. Seance on a Wet Afternoon ›››› ’64 Kim Stanley. A medium orders her husband to kidnap a child so she can stage a seance later to find it. (NR) TCM Seattle Superstorm ’12 Esai Morales. A scientist and his fiancee search for answers when cataclysmic weather threatens the planet. (NR) SYFY Thu. 10 p.m. Second Honeymoon ’01 (HD) Roma Downey. The children of a couple on the brink of divorce send their parents on a trip in hopes of rekindling the romance.
HALL Wed. 7 p.m. Mon. 10 p.m.

a.m.

Randall. A Chinese showman becomes Merlin, Pan, Medusa, Apollonius, the Abominable Snowman and a sea serpent. (NR) TCM Wed. 7 p.m. Seven Samurai ›››› ’54 Toshirô Mifune. Feudal Japanese villagers hire seven warriors to defend them from 40 mounted bandits. (NR) TCM Mon. 1:15
a.m.

7 Faces of Dr. Lao ››› ’64 Tony

Linder. Silent. A superstitious man experiences numerous calamities after breaking a mirror. (NR) TCM Sun. 11 p.m. Sex and a Girl ›› ’01 (HD) Angela Gots. A 16-year-old aspiring dancer questions her priorities after news that her parents are divorcing. (R) (L, S) SHOW2

Seven Years Bad Luck ’21 Max

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Two pinheads try to impress former classmates with far-fetched success stories. (R) (L) HBO2 Wed. 7:35 a.m. Route 666 › ’01 (HD) Lou Diamond Phillips. Two federal agents encounter zombies on a desert highway years after the massacre of a chain gang. (R) (L, S, V)

Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion ›› ’97 (HD) Mira Sorvino.

a defector accuses her of spying for the Russians, a CIA officer goes on the run and tries to come up with a way to establish her innocence. (PG-13) (S, V) FX
Sat. 2 p.m.

Pierce Brosnan. A man becomes the target of a fundamentalist preacher’s minions after he sees the preacher accidentally shoot an atheist. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW Tue. 7 a.m.

Salvation Boulevard › ’11 (HD)

Sexting › ’11 (HD) Jason Lewis. Looking for love, a man and a woman try to end relationships formed through their BlackBerrys. (R) (L, S) SHOW Thu. 9 a.m. Shakespeare in Love ››› ’98 (HD) Joseph Fiennes. Young William Shakespeare falls for Viola, reawakening his creativity, but she is betrothed to Wessex. (R) (S) SHOW Sun. 12 p.m.; Mon. 3:35 a.m.;
Sat. 9:30 a.m.

Thu. 12:30 p.m.

Rising Sun ››› ’93 (HD) Sean Con-

nery. Los Angeles police detectives tie

Route 30 ’08 (HD) Curtis Armstrong. A tour guide, a man with chronic pain and a writer have different experiences. (NR) (S) SHOW Tue. 10:30 a.m.

SHOW Tue. 12 p.m.

Sanctum ›› ’11 (HD) Richard Rox-

burgh. While exploring an underwater cave system in the South Pacific, a skilled diver and his team become trapped in the

’10 Voices of Bridgit Mendler. Animated. A secret friendship blossoms between a human boy and a tiny girl who lives with her family beneath the floorboards of his home. (G) ENC Mon. 2:35 a.m.; Wed.
4:10 a.m.

The Secret World of Arrietty ›››

Mackie. Fired from his corporate job, a man agrees to impregnate his ex-fiancee and a slew of lesbians for money. (R) (L, S, N, S) HBO2 Tue. 2 a.m. She Made Them Do It ’12 (HD) Jenna Dewan Tatum. Convicted of murder, Sarah Pender escapes from prison and

She Hate Me ›› ’04 (HD) Anthony

Movies
becomes a most-wanted fugitive. (NR)

She’s the Man ›› ’06 Amanda Bynes. Romantic complications ensue when a student poses as her twin brother and replaces him at his boarding school. (PG13) (S) MTV Sat. 12 p.m., 9 p.m. A Shot in the Dark ››› ’64 Peter Sellers. Clumsy Inspector Clouseau visits a nudist camp to prove a French maid innocent of murder. (PG) (S, N, V) ENC
Voices of Mike Myers. Animated. After Rumpelstiltskin tricks him into making a pact, Shrek finds himself in an alternate version of Far Far Away, in which he and Fiona never met. (PG) (L, S) FX Fri. 5 p.m.; Michelle Gellar. A man resists falling in love with a woman he believes received magic powers after inheriting a restaurant. (PG-13) (S) HBO2 Fri. 5 a.m. Sin City ››› ’05 Jessica Alba. Lawmen, prostitutes, a hulking thug and other sordid characters run amok in a crime-ridden metropolis. (R) (L, S, V, N)
SYFY Sun. 10 p.m.

LIFE Sat. 5 p.m.

time odyssey through New York. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Mon. 11 p.m.; Fri. 7:30 p.m. 16 Blocks ››› ’06 (HD) Bruce Willis. A boozy, world-weary NYPD cop must outwit rogue officers planning to kill a witness who is set to testify against them. (PG-13) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 9 p.m. Sixteen Candles ›› ’84 (HD) Molly Ringwald. A girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy and feels nobody cares about her birthday. (PG) (L, S, N) AMC Wed. 7 zenegger. When a man discovers he has been illegally cloned, he must outrun assassins trying to protect their secret experiment. (PG-13) (L, S, V) KMCI Sun.
2:30 a.m.; Sat. 2 p.m.

The 6th Day ›› ’00 Arnold Schwar-

p.m.; Thu. 4:30 p.m.

Shrek Forever After ›› ’10 (HD)

Thu. 3:35 a.m.

away bride and 400 cases of beer. (PG) (L, V) AMC Tue. 7 p.m., 11:45 p.m. Smokey and the Bandit II ›› ’80 (HD) Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker and his girlfriend hauling a pregnant elephant to Dallas. (PG) (L, V) AMC Tue. 9:15 p.m.; Wed. 2 a.m. Snakes on a Plane ›› ’06 (HD) Samuel L. Jackson. An FBI agent must contend with a swarm of deadly serpents that have been released aboard an airliner to kill the witness he is escorting to trial. (R) (L, S, V, N) SPIKE Sat. 11:30 p.m. Sniper ›› ’93 Tom Berenger. A lone Marine sharpshooter goes on a Panama mission with a Washington bureaucrat accustomed to paper targets. (R) (L, V)
ENC Thu. 1:55 a.m.

KPXE Wed. 10 a.m.

and repair a 1950s satellite. (PG-13) (L)

Storm War ’11 Stacy Keach. A deranged
a.m.

Opposing speechwriters fall in love on the campaign trail for senator of New Mexico. (PG-13) (L) ENC Sat. 3:20 p.m. Splitting Heirs ›› ’93 (HD) Rick Moranis. An American klutz and a British banker compete for the title of the 15th Duke of Bournemouth. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX

Speechless ›› ’94 Michael Keaton.

scientist manipulates the weather as a weapon of destruction. (NR) SYFY Fri. 2

Willis. While their children are away at summer camp, a married couple try to remember why they fell in love. (R) (L, S)

The Story of Us ›› ’99 (HD) Bruce

learning that their stepmother is a retired spy, twins step up to help save the world from an evil maniac known as Timekeeper. (PG) (S) SHOW2 Mon. 10 a.m.; fuss. A Seattle detective watches his partner flirt with an escaped convict’s ex-girlfriend under surveillance. (R) (L, S, N, V)

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World › ’11 (HD) Jessica Alba. Upon

Wed. 6 a.m.

Simply Irresistible › ’99 (HD) Sarah

Sat. 6 a.m.

Dramatic events in Texas force the manager of a skating rink to look at his life in a very different manner in the early 1980s. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Fri. 7:15 a.m.
SHOW2 Tue. 2 p.m.

Skateland ›› ’10 (HD) Ashley Greene.

The Sin of Harold Diddlebock ››

’47 Harold Lloyd. After being fired from his office job, Harold Diddlebock gets drunk, goes on a wild binge, and buys a near-bankrupt circus. (G) TCM Thu. 5:15
p.m.

garano. Hoping he will follow in their footsteps, two superheroes send their reluctant son to a training school. (PG) (L, S, V) DISN Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 11 a.m. Sleepers ››› ’96 Kevin Bacon. A DA and a reporter fix the trial of childhood pals who killed a sadistic guard they all knew as teens in a detention center. (R) (L, V, S) ENC Sat. 12:35 a.m. Sleeping With the Enemy ›› ’91 Julia Roberts. The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (R) (L, S, V)
E! Sun. 12 p.m.; Fri. 1 a.m., 6 a.m.

Sky High ›› ’05 (HD) Michael An-

›› ’12 (HD) Kristen Stewart. Sent by an evil queen to capture an escaped princess, a huntsman instead becomes the young woman’s protector and helps her in her quest to regain control of her kingdom. (NR) (S, V) MAX Sat. 4:05 p.m. So Young, So Bad ›› ’50 Paul Henreid. A doctor attempts to enact some desperately needed social reforms inside a girls correctional school. (NR) TCM Wed. A French magazine editor’s wife puts an end to his affair with a stewardess. TCM
Fri. 7 p.m.

Snow White and the Huntsman

Stakeout ››› ’87 (HD) Richard Drey-

Sat. 9 a.m.

Stranger Than Fiction ››› ’06 Will Ferrell. A mentally unstable IRS auditor hears an author’s voice in his head and discovers that he is the ill-fated protagonist of her latest work. (PG-13) (L, S, N) ENC Sat. 6:20 a.m. Straw Dogs ›› ’11 James Marsden. A screenwriter and his wife are pushed into a violent confrontation with locals after they move to the woman’s Mississippi hometown for the summer. (R) (L, S, V) Stripes ›› ’81 (HD) Bill Murray. A lazy New York cabby quits his job and convinces his bored buddy they should join the Army. (R) (L, S, N) AMC Tue. 2 p.m.;
McCrea. A Hollywood director’s desire to produce a film about real people and human suffering leads him on an odyssey as a hobo. (NR) TCM Thu. 1:45 p.m. Superman III ›› ’83 (HD) Christopher Reeve. Ersatz kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. (PG) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 6 a.m. The Surrogate ’13 (HD) Cameron Mathison. Hoping to have a baby, a college professor and his wife hire a surrogate who has a deadly agenda. (NR) LIFE ese Witherspoon. Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Sat. 7 p.m., Karma infiltrates Toronto’s underground sex trade to get revenge after her sister becomes a casualty of the perverted crooks who run it. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2
Wed. 10:35 p.m. ENC Sun. 1:05 a.m.

SHOW Mon. 2 p.m.

The Soft Skin ››› ’64 Jean Desailly. Something’s Gotta Give ››› ’03

3:15 a.m.

Star Trek: First Contact ››› ’96 Patrick Stewart. Picard, Riker and the others set off to stop the half-robot Borg from sabotaging a historic rocket flight in 2063. (PG-13) (S, V) SYFY Sat. 9:30 a.m. Star Trek: Nemesis ›› ’02 Patrick Stewart. The crew of the Enterprise must prevent a replica of Capt. Picard from overtaking Earth. (PG-13) (S, V) SYFY Sat.
To win the heart of his beloved, a young man ventures into the realm of fairies to retrieve a fallen star. (PG-13) (S, V)
SHOW2 Wed. 7:10 a.m.

TMC Mon. 1:05 p.m.

Sullivan’s Travels ›››› ’41 Joel

Wed. 10:30 a.m.

Stardust ››› ’07 (HD) Claire Danes.

12 p.m.

Manu Bennett. Sinbad encounters the monstrous Minotaur while searching for the head of a statue. (NR) SYFY Sun. 1
a.m.

Sinbad and the Minotaur › ’11

Hanks. A recently engaged newswoman becomes obsessed with meeting a grieving widower she heard on a late-night radio call-in show. (PG) (L) E! Thu. 1 p.m.;
Fri. 8 a.m.

Sleepless in Seattle ››› ’93 Tom

Siren of Bagdad ›› ’53 Paul Henre-

Sister Act ›› ’92 Whoopi Goldberg. A Reno lounge singer on the run plays nun and shows a San Francisco convent’s chorus how to rock. (PG) (L, S, V) WE Sat.
›› ’93 Whoopi Goldberg. A Las Vegas singer teaches a mother superior’s flock how to rock and save the school from closure. (PG) (L) WE Sat. 11:30 a.m. The Sitter › ’11 (HD) Jonah Hill. The world’s worst baby sitter takes a brood of rambunctious children on a wild night-

Tue. 9:15 p.m.

id. A magician and his friend try to rescue some Bagdad dancing girls who are going to be auctioned off as slaves. (NR) TCM

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

9 a.m.

Paltrow. After a series of misfortunes, a woman with an unfaithful boyfriend experiences an alternate reality. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Mon. 8:30 a.m. Slumdog Millionaire ››› ’08 Dev Patel. Flashbacks reveal how a poor youth came to be a prize-winning contestant on one of India’s most-popular game shows. (R) (L, S, V) WGN-A Sun. 2:30 a.m. Smiley Face ››› ’07 (HD) Anna Faris. A perpetually stoned actress has a series of comic misadventures all over Los Angeles after she eats her roommate’s marijuana-laced cupcakes. (R) (L, S) TMC (HD) Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a run-

Sliding Doors ›› ’98 (HD) Gwyneth

(HD) Jack Nicholson. A music executive falls for the mother of his young girlfriend after having a heart attack in her home. (PG-13) (L, S, N) A&E Sat. 1 p.m. The Sons of Katie Elder ››› ’65 (HD) John Wayne. Four sons attend their mother’s Texas funeral and avenge their slain father. (NR) AMC Sat. 8 p.m. Soul Plane ›› ’04 Kevin Hart. Passengers and crew enjoy a wild party aboard an airliner flying from Los Angeles to New York. (R) (L, S, N, S) BET Sat. 12:05
a.m., 4 p.m.

Sat. 10:15 p.m.

portal takes an Egyptologist, a colonel and a team of soldiers to another planet with pyramids, slaves and an alien ruler. (PG-13) (V) BBC Wed. 8 p.m., 11:30 p.m.;

Stargate ›› ’94 (HD) Kurt Russell. A

Sweet Home Alabama ›› ’02 Re-

Sun. 1:02 a.m.

Starsky & Hutch ›› ’04 (HD) Ben

Source Code ››› ’11 (HD) Jake Gyl-

Stiller. Thrown together as partners, two detectives investigate a cocaine dealer suspected of murder. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V)
AMC Mon. 9:30 p.m.

Sweet Karma ’09 (HD) Shera Bechard.

9:30 p.m.

lenhaal. A helicopter pilot takes part in a secret government program that enables him to assume someone’s identity and experience the last few minutes of that person’s life. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Fri. 9

Smokey and the Bandit ››› ’77

Fri. 11:15 p.m.

Southie ›› ’98 (HD) Donnie Wahlberg. A prodigal finds trouble upon returning from New York City to his Boston neighborhood. (R) (L, V) TMC Mon. 11:25 a.m. Space Cowboys ››› ’00 (HD) Clint Eastwood. Four aging astronauts who never made it into space agree to go up

a.m.; Sat. 4:05 a.m. SHOW2 Sun. 9:30 a.m., 8:30 p.m.; Sat. 10 p.m.

Dave and Emma move into their dream house and are happy until violent thugs imprison them in their home while they search for a stash of heroin. (R) (V) HBO York fashion photographer contends with her boyfriend’s children and ex-wife. (PG13) (L) ENC Thu. 2:50 p.m. Stompin’ at the Savoy ›› ’92 Lynn Whitfield. Harlem’s Savoy Ballroom is the backdrop for this tale of the lives and loves of four World War II-era black women. (NR) BET Sun. 9:30 a.m.

Stash House ’12 (HD) Dolph Lundgren.

Stepmom ›› ’98 Julia Roberts. A New

Sun. 1 a.m.

Diaz. A confirmed flirt and her best friend search for the charming guy who slipped through her fingers at a dance club. (R) (L, S) OXY Sun. 7 a.m.

The Sweetest Thing › ’02 Cameron

T
Tactical Force ’11 (HD) Steve Austin. Rival gangs trap members of a Los An-

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geles SWAT team inside an abandoned hangar. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 2 a.m. Take This Waltz ››› ’11 (HD) Michelle Williams. A young woman is torn between the husband that she loves and a new man in her life, whom she’s unable to ignore. (R) (L, S, N, S) TMC Sun. 2:30
a.m.; Thu. 11 p.m.

gosian. Oliver Stone’s dark film shows the self-destruction of a talk radio host whose broadcasts are marked by verbal abuse. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 12:05 a.m. Tall Hot Blonde ’12 (HD) Garret Dillahunt. A married man begins an online relationship with a beautiful teenager.
LIFE Sat. 1 p.m.

Talk Radio ››› ’88 (HD) Eric Bo-

future arrives in 20th-century Los Angeles to kill the woman who will give birth to mankind’s post-apocalyptic savior. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Sat. 2:15 p.m. Terminator Salvation ›› ’09 (HD) Christian Bale. As the machines prepare for a final attack, John Connor and a mysterious stranger delve into the heart of Skynet and uncover a terrible secret involving the annihilation of mankind. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Thu. 5 p.m., 8 p.m. Terror Tract › ’00 (HD) John Ritter. A real estate agent tries to sell a newlywed couple on one of three homes with gruesome pasts. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Thu.
12:45 a.m.

Mon. 6 p.m.

a quest to foil a plot against the crown. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW Wed. 1 p.m. SHOW2

Hayes. Knuckleheads Larry, Curly and Moe become embroiled in a murder plot and stumble into starring roles in a TV reality show while trying to save their childhood home. (PG) (L, S, V) HBO2 Sat. A teenage klutz becomes the star of his high-school basketball team when he magically acquires the abilities of his hero, NBA star Kevin Durant — but the switch leaves Durant unable to score. (PG) (L, S) HBO2 Sat. 5 a.m. filmmakers Tim and Eric squander $1 billion of the sinister Schlaaang Corp.’s money and must figure out a way to pay it back. (R) (L, S, N, S, V) TMC Fri. 9:40 p.m. The Time Machine ›› ’02 (HD) Guy Pearce. A scientist travels into the future and meets a race of people who fear hideous monsters living under the ground. (PG-13) (V) TNT Mon. 1 a.m. Tip on a Dead Jockey ›› ’57 Robert Taylor. Broke and about to divorce his wife, a pilot joins a smuggling scheme in postwar Madrid. (NR) TCM Wed. 1:30 p.m. To Have and Have Not ››› ’44 Humphrey Bogart. A boat skipper flirts with a singer and fools Nazis on the island of Martinique. (NR) TCM Wed. 8 a.m. To Live and Die in L.A. ›› ’85 William L. Petersen. A Secret Service agent bends and breaks the law to nab an artist/counterfeiter in Los Angeles. (R) (L, V, N) ENC Sat. 10:40 p.m. The Tourist ›› ’10 (HD) Johnny Depp. During an impromptu trip to Europe, a man’s flirtation with an alluring stranger leads to a dangerous game of cat and mouse. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat. 12 p.m. Tower Heist ›› ’11 (HD) Ben Stiller. The manager of a luxury condominium joins forces with a petty crook to steal back the retirement money a Wall Street swindler stole from him and his co-workers. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Tue. 7:15 a.m. The Town ››› ’10 (HD) Ben Affleck. A Boston bank robber looks for a way out of his criminal lifestyle after beginning a passionate romance with the woman that his gang briefly took hostage. (R) (L, S, V)
TNT Sat. 12 p.m.

The Three Stooges ›› ’12 (HD) Sean

Thunderstruck ’12 (HD) Kevin Durant.

12:40 p.m.

Trading Places ››› ’83 (HD) Dan Aykroyd. Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker and a street hustler. (R) (L, S, V) COMD Sat. 2:26 p.m. Traffic ››› ’00 (HD) Michael Douglas. While a judge’s anti-drug campaign leads him to his own daughter, a DEA agent targets a trafficker’s wife, and a policeman fights corruption. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Tue.
8:35 p.m. SHOW2 Thu. 9 p.m.

covers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R) (L, S, V) A&E Sun. 12 p.m. Turner & Hooch ›› ’89 (HD) Tom Hanks. A drooling dog helps a tidy detective link California beach-town foul play to a drug-money laundry. (PG) (L, S, V)
SHOW2 Mon. 8:15 a.m.; Sat. 7:15 a.m.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ›› ’06 (HD) Will Fer-

rell. NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS Sun. action/animated. Thirty years after his childhood wish brought his beloved teddy bear to life, a man’s close attachment to the talking toy prevents him from making the emotional leap from boyhood to adulthood. (R) (L, S) HBO Sun. 6:05 p.m.;

Ted ›› ’12 (HD) Mark Wahlberg. Live

7 p.m., 9 p.m.

Midler. An angry confrontation evolves into renewed passion for a divorced couple at their daughter’s wedding. (PG-13) (L) MAX Fri. 7:45 a.m. That’s My Boy › ’12 Adam Sandler. A groom’s world comes crashing down when his estranged father — who is desperate to reconnect with his son — shows up on the eve of the young man’s wedding. (R) (L, S, N, S) ENC Tue. 9 p.m. Thelma & Louise ››› ’91 (HD) Susan Sarandon. An Arkansas waitress and a housewife shoot a rapist and take off in a ’66 Thunderbird. (R) (L, S, N, V) AMC reid. An Arabian general foils invaders with Sinbad, Ali Baba, Aladdin, Scheherazade and special steel. (NR) TCM Wed. Winstead. Paranoia spreads among a team of Arctic researchers as they battle a deadly alien organism that assumes the shapes of its victims. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2
Sun. 12 a.m.

That Old Feeling ›› ’97 (HD) Bette

Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie ›› ’12 (HD) Tim Heidecker. Would-be

Washington. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (R) (L, S, N, V) TNT Sat. 2:30 p.m. Transformers ››› ’07 (HD) Shia LaBeouf. Humanity’s fate rests in the hands of a youth when two races of warring robots make Earth their final battleground. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat. 7 p.m.

Training Day ››› ’01 (HD) Denzel

Thief of Damascus ›› ’52 Paul Hen-

Tue. 8:30 a.m.

an ancient Decepticon rises for revenge, Sam and Mikaela must figure out the history of the Transformers’ presence on Earth and find a way to save the planet. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat. 10 p.m. Transit ›› ’12 (HD) Jim Caviezel. A family’s vacation goes horribly wrong when bank robbers hide their stolen loot in their car and try to intercept them later to retrieve it. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ›› ’09 (HD) Shia LaBeouf. When

a court order sends a New York journalist to a rehabilitation center for substance abusers, she meets a ballplayer. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Mon. 6 p.m.; Tue. 12 a.m. 28 Hotel Rooms ’12 (HD) Chris Messina. A night of casual sex between a New York novelist and an accountant from Seattle unexpectedly leads to a long-distance relationship that lasts for several years. (NR) (S) TMC Fri. 1 a.m. 29 Palms › ’02 (HD) Rachael Leigh Cook. In a small California town, a hit man searches for an undercover FBI agent and a bag of money. (R) (L, S, V)
TMC Tue. 5:40 p.m.

28 Days ›› ’00 Sandra Bullock. When

21 Jump Street ››› ’12 Jonah Hill. Two cops must confront their teenage angst all over again when they go under cover as high-school students. (R) (L, S, V)
ENC Wed. 7:30 a.m., 7 p.m.

Tue. 8 p.m.; Wed. 3:05 a.m. HBO2 Thu. 8 p.m.

Two young surfers find romance when they magically become part of a movie musical. DISN Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m.

Teen Beach Movie ’13 Ross Lynch.

The Thing ›› ’11 (HD) Mary Elizabeth

1:45 a.m.

’12 (HD) Beverly Lynne. Beautiful agents encounter danger at every turn. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Fri. 10:50 p.m. The Temp ›› ’93 Timothy Hutton. A junior executive’s temporary helper works her way up the ladder with her own deadly agenda. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Fri.
1:10 a.m.

The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad

Jason Statham. A former Special Forces operative springs into action to save the kidnapped son of an anti-drug czar. (PG13) (L, S, N, V) USA Sun. 12 p.m., 11:01 p.m. Triassic Attack ›› ’10 Steven Brand. A sheriff must save his town when dinosaur skeletons come back to life. (NR)

The Transporter 2 ›› ’05 (HD)

11:30 p.m.

art. A chain of events, set off by Edward and Bella’s marriage, honeymoon and birth of a child, yields a shocking development for Jacob. (PG-13) (S, N, V) SHOW
Fri. 4 p.m. SHOW2 Tue. 10 a.m., 9 p.m.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 ›› ’11 (HD) Kristen Stew-

Twins ››› ’88 Arnold Schwarzeneg-

Witherspoon. Once inseparable pals and partners, two CIA agents turn their deadly skills and an array of high-tech gadgetry against each other after both fall for the same woman. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
HBO2 Tue. 12:20 p.m.

This Means War › ’12 (HD) Reese

The Tempest ›› ’10 Helen Mirren. Prospera, an exiled sorceress, brings her powers to bear against enemies who have become shipwrecked on her magical island. (PG-13) (S, N) KCTV Sat. 12 p.m.
KSMO Sun. 1 a.m.

ta’s King Leonidas and his badly outnumbered warriors fight to the death against King Xerxes’ massive Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae. (R) (S, V, N) TNT

300 ››› ’07 (HD) Gerard Butler. Spar-

son. A narcotics officer uses a woman to catch his buddy, a big-time cocaine dealer ready to retire. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC nold Schwarzenegger. A cyborg from the

Tequila Sunrise ›› ’88 Mel Gib-

360 ’11 (HD) Anthony Hopkins. A man

Sun. 3:45 p.m.

The Trouble With Bliss › ’11 (HD) Michael C. Hall. An emotionally inert 35year-old finds his life opening up when he begins a relationship with a former classmate’s 18-year-old daughter. (PG-13) (S, N) SHOW Thu. 10:35 a.m. Trouble With the Curve ›› ’12 (HD) Clint Eastwood. When his bosses call his judgment into question, an aged baseball scout is forced to take his estranged daughter with him on a road trip to North Carolina to check out a hot prospect. (PG13) (L, S) HBO2 Mon. 1:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m.;
A teenage girl enlists the aid of a boozy, trigger-happy lawman to hunt down her father’s killer. (PG-13) (S, V) FX Tue. 7 p.m.,

SYFY Mon. 12:30 a.m.

ger. A genetically perfected specimen meets his pint-size, wise-guy long-lost twin. (PG) (L, V) SHOW2 Fri. 8:45 a.m. Twisted › ’04 (HD) Ashley Judd. With help from her partner, a police inspector searches for a killer who is murdering her former lovers. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM lie Delpy. A happily married man’s sanity is pushed to the limit when his wife’s crazed, over-sexed French relatives crash their cramped New York apartment. (R) (L, S, N) TMC Mon. 9:50 a.m. Two English Girls ››› ’71 JeanPierre Léaud. A French writer falls in and out of love with sisters of opposite virtue. (NR) (S, N) TCM Fri. 11 p.m. 2 Fast 2 Furious ›› ’03 (HD) Paul Walker. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to

Twister ››› ’96 (HD) Helen Hunt.

2:15 p.m.

2 Days in New York ’12 (HD) Ju-

Fri. 5 p.m., 7:30 p.m.

The Terminator ››› ’84 (HD) Ar-

Thu. 5 p.m.

The Three Musketeers › ’11 (HD) Matthew MacFadyen. A young swordsman joins three of France’s finest warriors in

Thu. 10:30 p.m.

searches for his missing daughter in one of several vignettes dealing with issues of love, loss and betrayal. (R) (L, S, N) SHOW

The Toyman Killer ’13 (HD) Sarah

True Grit ››› ’10 (HD) Jeff Bridges.

Fri. 6 p.m.

Carter. A criminal psychologist evaluates the sanity of a death-row inmate who shows signs of multiple personality disorder. (NR) LIFE Sat. 9 p.m.

9:30 p.m.

True Lies ››› ’94 (HD) Arnold

Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife dis-

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indict a launderer in Miami. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Sat. 7 p.m. Two Rode Together ››› ’61 James Stewart. A Texas marshal and a cavalry officer recover long-held captives from Comanches. (NR) TCM Sat. 2:30 p.m.

Fri. 10 a.m.

street gang after his car is stolen with his son inside. (R) (L, S, V) BET Thu. 9 p.m.;

drews. Weary GIs hit the beach at Salerno and advance on a farmhouse full of Nazis. (NR) TCM Tue. 12 p.m. Walking Tall ›› ’04 (HD) The Rock. A former Special Forces soldier becomes sheriff and deputizes an old friend to help rid their town of thugs. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
MTV Fri. 9 p.m., 11 p.m.

A Walk in the Sun ››› ’46 Dana An-

Weekend at Bernie’s ›› ’89 (HD) Andrew McCarthy. Two guys party with their bumped-off boss at his Long Island beach house, and no one notices. (PG-13) (L, S) COMD Sun. 8:31 a.m.
A London antiques dealer travels to New Orleans to save his estranged daughter from his nemesis, Count Dracula. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. 12:50 a.m. Wet Hot American Summer ›› ’01 (HD) Janeane Garofalo. After their charges have left, staff members of a children’s camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season. (R) (L, S, S)
TMC Fri. 8 p.m.

10 a.m.; Mon. 8 a.m.

the same weddings. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Sun.

MAX Fri. 2:15 a.m.

working-class woman and a 20-ish yuppie adman with little in common. (R) (L, S)

boding estate of a recently deceased client. (PG-13) (S, V) TMC Sun. 3:55 p.m.; Gérard Depardieu. A husband learns his married neighbor is the woman he loved and lost years earlier. (R) (S, V) TCM Sat. Griffith. A spunky Wall Street secretary takes her boss’s place with a merger specialist. (R) (L, S) AMC Thu. 9:15 a.m. Wrath of the Titans › ’12 (HD) Sam Worthington. Perseus enlists the aid of Queen Andromeda, Hephaestus and Poseidon’s son to rescue Zeus from the underworld, defeat the Titans and save mankind. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Sun. 9:15

Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000 › ’00 (HD) Christopher Plummer.

Enamored of the hip-hop culture, three Iowa youths convince a black student to take them to Chicago, where one plans to get drugs to sell. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Thu.

Whiteboys ›› ’99 (HD) Danny Hoch.

The Woman Next Door ››› ’81

Mon. 2:45 a.m.

U
Robinson. A crusading newsman starts up a tabloid with a gangster as his 50-50 partner. (NR) TCM Wed. 5 a.m. Untamed Heart ››› ’93 Christian Slater. A Minneapolis waitress falls for a shy busboy who thinks his heart came from a baboon king. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Robert Redford. Romance and stardom result for a pretty young reporter when her boss takes her under his wing. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 6:40 a.m.

Unholy Partners ›› ’41 Edward G.

son. After forcibly parted from his beloved owner, a remarkable horse changes and inspires the lives of all he meets as he moves through the battlefields of World War I. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW Thu.
5:30 p.m.

War Horse ››› ’11 (HD) Emily Wat-

Up Close & Personal › ’96 (HD)

Fri. 11:15 a.m.

V
O’Donnell. A climber must rescue his sister stranded by an avalanche. (PG-13) (L, V) TBS Wed. 1 a.m. VHS ’12 (HD) Calvin Reeder. Hired to steal a rare VHS tape from a remote house, a ragtag band of crooks finds a dead body, old TVs and a lot of cryptic footage. (R) (L, S, V, N) TMC Wed. 8:30 p.m. Video Girl ›› ’10 (HD) Meagan Good. After a knee injury, an aspiring ballerina lands a glamorous new career in hip-hop, but soon finds that fame has a dark side. (R) (L, S) BET Wed. 10 a.m. View From the Top ›› ’03 Gwyneth Paltrow. A woman from a small Nevada town makes friends while training to become a flight attendant. (PG-13) (L, S)
KSMO Sun. 2 p.m.

mates who work at a car wash must save their kidnapped boss in order to keep their jobs. (R) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 2 p.m. The Watch › ’12 (HD) Ben Stiller. Four members of a neighborhood watch group discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites. (R) (L, S, S, V) HBO Tue.
12:55 a.m.; Fri. 12 a.m. HBO2 Sun. 8 a.m., 8 p.m.; Wed. 10:15 a.m., 11 p.m.; Sat. 5:15 p.m.

The Wash › ’01 Dr. Dre. Two room-

(HD) Robin Williams. A man explores a lush, vivid afterlife and tries to reunite with his beloved wife. (PG-13) (L, S) TMC
Mon. 4:30 a.m.

What Dreams May Come ›› ’98

Who Framed Roger Rabbit ›››› ’88 (HD) Bob Hoskins. Live action/animated. In a world where cartoons coexist with humans, a private eye tries to clear a long-eared fugitive of murder charges. (PG) (V) TOON Sun. 5 p.m. The Whole Nine Yards ›› ’00 (HD) Bruce Willis. A hit man in the Witness Protection Program and his next-door neighbor team up to find out who is trying to kill them. (R) (S, N, V) HBO2 Mon.
5:15 p.m.; Sat. 11 a.m.

3 a.m.

Working Girl ››› ’88 (HD) Melanie

1:30 a.m.

Vertical Limit ›› ’00 (HD) Chris

Water Damage ›› ’99 (HD) Daniel

Wed. 12:35 p.m.

Baldwin. Years after his son’s accidental death, a broken man becomes involved in a murder mystery. (NR) (L, S, V) SHOW2

The Waterboy › ’98 (HD) Adam
Sandler. A water boy’s temper tantrums spur an addled football coach to sign him on as defensive tackle. (PG-13) (L, S) FX
Sun. 2:30 p.m.

What’s Your Number? ›› ’11 (HD) Anna Faris. A pessimistic magazine article prompts an unmarried woman to revisit her numerous ex-boyfriends to find out if one of them could be her true love. (R) (L, S, N) MAX Fri. 11:40 a.m. When a Man Loves a Woman ›› ’94 (HD) Andy Garcia. Alcoholism and recovery test the marriage of a San Francisco couple with two young daughters. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Thu. 4 p.m. When in Rome › ’10 (HD) Kristen Bell. Magic coins bring an assortment of odd suitors to a disillusioned woman, but a persistent reporter may hold the promise of real romance. (PG-13) (S) FAM
Richard Grieco. A series of chain reactions will destroy the Earth unless a time traveler successfully completes his mission. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) SHOW Wed. Familial problems and social-agency representatives disrupt the otherwise lonely existence of an elderly woman. (NR) TCM
Tue. 12 a.m.

Granger. A Hollywood producer’s wife does not believe he has stabbed his actress lover, another man’s wife. (NR) TCM
Mon. 5 a.m.

The Whole Truth ›› ’58 Stewart

Who’s Your Caddy? › ’07 (HD) Antwan “Big Boi” Patton. When members of a stuffy country club oppose his bid to join, a rap mogul buys the land adjacent to the golf course’s 17th hole. (PG-13) (L, S, N) COMD Fri. 11:12 a.m. Wild Cherry ›› ’09 (HD) Tania Raymonde. With help from her best friends, a high schooler turns the tables on a jock who plans to deflower her. (R) (L, S)
SHOW2 Fri. 1:05 a.m.

The Wrong Box ››› ’66 John Mills. Two brothers try to outlive each other to win a cash hoard in Victorian London. (NR) (S, V) TCM Mon. 8 p.m. Wyatt Earp ›› ’94 Kevin Costner. The portrait traces him from Southern boy to Western lawman defending boomtowns with his brothers and Doc Holliday. (PG13) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 3:45 p.m.

a.m., 4:25 p.m.; Fri. 5:30 p.m.

X
X2: X-Men United ››› ’03 (HD) Patrick Stewart. After a mutant-hating militarist named Stryker invades their school, the X-Men must join forces with Magneto to rescue Professor Xavier and neutralize the threat posed by Stryker. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BBC Fri. 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m. XXX ›› ’02 Vin Diesel. A government agent recruits an athlete to stop an anarchist from using biological and chemical weapons. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat. 4:30
p.m.

The Way of the Gun ›› ’00 Ryan

Phillippe. Looking for an easy payoff, career criminals kidnap the surrogate mother to a wealthy couple. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW2 Mon. 12:05 a.m.; Sat. 1 a.m.

When Time Expires ›› ’97 (HD)

Sat. 12:30 p.m.

›› ’04 (HD) Kate Bosworth. Secretly in love with his friend, a supermarket manager becomes jealous when she meets a famous actor. (PG-13) (L, S) TBS Tue.
1 a.m.

Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!

A Los Angeles emergency official takes charge when earthquakes and erupting lava ravage the city. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO2
Mon. 3:30 p.m.

Volcano ›› ’97 (HD) Tommy Lee Jones.

W
W. ›› ’08 (HD) Josh Brolin. George W.
Bush transforms himself from a ne’er-dowell son of privilege to president of the United States. (PG-13) (L, S) TMC Sun. 7 ex-convict collides with members of a

Phoenix. As the NYPD wages war on drugs, a nightclub manager whose brother is a cop tries to remain neutral. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC Sun. 11 p.m. We the Party ›› ’12 (HD) Mandela Van Peebles. A teen who would rather organize dance parties than study sets his sights on a brainy classmate. (R) (L, S)
BET Mon. 2:30 p.m.

We Own the Night ›› ’07 Joaquin

The Whisperers ›› ’67 Edith Evans.

4:15 a.m.

Day. Grover Cleveland Alexander becomes one of baseball’s greatest pitchers, with his wife’s support. (NR) TCM Fri. 5 p.m. Wishful Thinking › ’99 (HD) Drew Barrymore. A young woman falls for her best friend while he looks for the man his girlfriend is having an affair with. (R) (L)
TMC Tue. 12:45 p.m.

The Winning Team ››› ’52 Doris

Y
lazy primitives begin an epic journey through the ancient world after they are banished from their village. (PG-13) (L, S, V) COMD Sun. 10:32 a.m.; Mon. 12:04 a.m. Yogi Bear › ’10 (HD) Voices of Dan Aykroyd. Live action/animated. Yogi, Boo Boo and Ranger Smith team up to stop the mayor from closing Jellystone Park and selling it to loggers. (PG) (S) FAM upcoming family wedding brings a young woman and her mother face to face once more with their high-school tormentors. (PG) (L, S) FAM Sat. 2:30 p.m.

Year One ›› ’09 (HD) Jack Black. Two

White Chicks ›› ’04 (HD) Shawn

p.m.; Wed. 3:20 p.m.; Sat. 6 a.m., 2:15 p.m.

Waist Deep › ’06 Tyrese Gibson. An

Owen Wilson. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. (R) (L, S, N, S) TBS Fri. 8 p.m.; Sat. 12 p.m. The Wedding Singer ››› ’98 (HD) Adam Sandler. A spirited entertainer and a waitress with a boorish fiance work at

Wedding Crashers ››› ’05 (HD)

Wayans. Two male FBI agents pose as female socialites to foil a kidnapping plot and save their jobs. (PG-13) (L, S) VH1 Thu.

White Men Can’t Jump ››› ’92 Wesley Snipes. Two basketball hustlers, black and white, count on racial myth to cash in on street games. (R) (L, S, N, V)
BET Mon. 10 a.m.

10 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m.

Ladd. A wishing well magically gives a celebrity journalist a new life in a small town. HALL Mon. 7 p.m. Without a Paddle ›› ’04 Seth Green. Three childhood friends embark on a canoe trip to find a plane hijacker’s stash of money. (PG-13) (L, S, V) CMT Sun. Daniel Radcliffe. A widowed lawyer encounters ghostly goings-on at the fore-

The Wishing Well ’10 (HD) Jordan

You Again ›› ’10 (HD) Kristen Bell. An

Sun. 6 a.m.

White Palace ››› ’90 (HD) Susan
Sarandon. Lust turns to love for a 40-ish

The Woman in Black ››› ’12 (HD)

1 p.m., 11 p.m.

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan

›› ’08 (HD) Adam Sandler. A much-

Movies
feared Israeli commando fakes his own death and moves to New York, where he fulfills his dream of becoming a successful hairstylist. (PG-13) (L, S, N) FX Sun. 12

You’ve Got Mail ›› ’98 Tom Hanks. Professional rivalry threatens to thwart romance when anonymous e-mail pals meet each other. (PG) (L) WGN-A Tue. 7
p.m.

p.m.; Mon. 10 a.m.

Z
Zookeeper › ’11 (HD) Kevin James. When their shy caretaker decides he needs to switch careers to find a woman, zoo animals reveal their secret ability to talk and teach him how to woo the ladies. (PG) (L, S) FAM Sun. 4 p.m.

Soaps
For release: 07/13/13
By George Dickie Tribune Media Services

(This column is for print use ONLY.) (This column represents on air summaries for the week of July 8-12, 2013.)

replacement doll for Emma. Sabrina and Patrick questioned Britt’s health crisis. Laura was livid with Lucy for going behind her back to get Nik’s investment in Deception. Olivia confronted Sonny about Franco. Danny had a high fever. Sam and Silas got emotional over Danny’s declining health. Dante and Lulu discussed baby names. Ellie told Spinelli she was reconsidering her position on having a family.

The Young and the Restless

The Bold and the Beautiful
A marriage seemed unsalvageable. Brooke had trouble redeeming herself to her family. Bill sought help from an unlikely party with a personal matter. Liam searched for answers before making a major life decision. Hope was suspicious of Wyatt’s past.

Days of our Lives

Rafe came out of his coma and had a strange reaction to Sami. Jennifer was stunned to meet her new assistant. EJ and Justin labored to steal DiMera Enterprises. EJ kicked his dad out of the mansion. Sami again defied doctors’ orders. Jennifer went with her instincts in hiring Theresa and was proved right. Eric had another attack. Fearing her secret was about to be exposed, Kristen confronted Dr. Chyka. Brady confessed to Maggie. Eric had a disturbing memory of the night he got sick. Rafe had a baffling question for Kate. Kristen moved forward with her plot against Marlena. Sami and EJ fought and then made love. Jennifer set boundaries for Theresa. Adrienne and Justin remained at loggerheads. Kristen made a request of Eric. Rafe took a turn for the worse. Cameron and Abigail advised Chad regarding EJ’s offer.

General Hospital

Sam had a nightmare about Danny. Connie fished for news about Sonny from Olivia. Maxie advised Connie to go after her man. Olivia and Sonny realized nothing stood in the way of their romance. Kiki dreamed of Michael. Sonny and Shawn plotted against, then pummeled Franco. Silas and Ava had a tense reunion. Brad caught Kiki and Michael kissing and attempted blackmail. Silas had ulterior motives for visiting Sam and Danny. Ava revealed her relationship with Silas to Tracy. Britt brought a

Adam exposed Melanie’s disloyalty. Leslie told Neil about Rose and the daughter she had. The blogger called Neil a coward. Chloe rushed Delia to the hospital because of a high fever. Alex wanted Kevin to take him up on his offer and work for the police. Billy begged Nikki to ask Victoria to give him one more chance, but Victor berated him for being an addict. Cane set up a romantic evening for himself and Lily. Sharon felt trapped in a time warp. Kyle admitted to Abby he made a mistake in ending things with Summer. Kyle was forced to come clean after Jack overheard him and Abby discussing his kiss with Phyllis, who then said she did it to break Kyle and Summer up. Michael reasserted his commitment to Lauren by tearing up the divorce papers and taking her to bed. Carmine turned down Fen’s request to help him get drugs, then later found him passed out in an alley with a bag of white powder. Carmine rushed him to the hospital, where Michael accused him of giving Fen the drugs. Paul then took Carmine to the police station. Chelsea was upset over Jeffrey and Anita’s snide comments about her living arrangements. Victor fired Melanie after getting her to admit she was working with Adam. Nikki told Victoria to give Billy another chance. Chloe offered Billy support.