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Eminem Beautiful
Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everybody has a private world Where they can be alone Are you calling me, are you trying to get through Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you I'm just so fuckin' depressed I just can seem to get out this slump If I could just get over this hump But I need something to pull me out this dump I took my bruises, took my lumps Fell down and I got right back up But I need that spark to get psyched back up In order for me to pick that mic back up I don't know how I pry away And I ended up in this position I'm in I starting to feel distant again So I decided just to pick this pen Up and tried to make an attempt to vent But I just can't admit Or come to grips, with the fact that I may be done with rap I need a new outlet I know some shits so hard to swallow And I just can't sit back and wallow In my own sorrow But I know one fact I'll be one tough act to follow One tough act to follow One tough act to follow One tough act to follow Here today, gone tomorrow But you have to walk a thousand miles -----Chorus----In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me I'll be you, let's trade shoes Just to see what I'd be like to Feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside each other's mind Just to see what we find Look at shit through each other's eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful woah They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sO Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful woah They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor Everything is so tense and gloom I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room Just as soon as I walk in It's like all eyes on me So I try to avoid any eye contact Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation Like I want that... I'm not looking for extra attention I just want to be just like you Blend in with the rest of the room

Maybe just point me to the closest restroom I don't need fucking man servant Tryin to follow me around, and wipe my ass Laugh at every single joke I crack And half of them ain't even funny like Ahh Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown So why don't you all sit down Listen to the tale I'm about to tell Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes And you don't have to walk no thousand miles ---------Chorus------Nobody asked for life to deal us With these bullshit hands they've delt We have to take these cards ourselves And flip them, don't expect no help Now I could have either just Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned But take this situation in which I'm placed in And get up and get my own I was never the type of kid To wait but I know to unpack his bags Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed For a dad to show up who never did I just wanted to fit in Every single place Every school I went I dreamed of being that cool kid Even if it meant acting stupid Aunt Edna always told me Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that Meanwhile I'm just standing there Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this Till I stuck my tongue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more But I already told you my whole life story Not just based on my description Cause where you see it from where you're sitting Is probably 110% different I guess we would have to walk a mile In each other's shoes, at least What size you where? I wear tens Let's see if you can fit your feet ---------Chorus--------Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everybody has a private world Where they can be alone... Are you calling me, are you trying to get through woah Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you so Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be home soon And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes That fit you, so put em on and wear em And be yourself man, be proud of who you are Even if it sounds corny, Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful

Eminem 3 A.M
[Eminem] There is no escaping, there s no place to hide You scream someone save me , but they don t pay no mind goodbye [1st Verse] Your walking down a horror corridor It s almost 4 in the morning and your in a nightmare its horrible Right there is the coroner, waiting for you to turn the corner so he could corner you Your a goner he s on to you, out the corner of his cornea he just saw you run All you want is to rest cause you can t run anymore your done All he wants is to kill in you front of an audience While everybody is watching in the party applauding it Here I sit while I m caught up in deep thought again Contemplating my next plot again Swallowing a calotapin while I m not in and out of ionamin At the Ramada Inn holding on to the pill bottled in Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it Wake up naked at McDonalds with blood all over me Dead bodies behind the counter shit Guess I must ve just blacked out again Not Again [Chorus] It s 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door Bodies laying all over the floor and I dont remember how they got there but I guess I must ve Killed em, Killed em It s 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door bodies laying all over the floor and i dont remember how they got there but i guess i must ve Killed em, Killed em [2nd Verse] Sitting nude in my living room its almost noon I wonder whats on the tube maybe they ll show some boobs Flipping every channel until I find Hannah Montana Then I reach for the Aloe & Lanolin Bust all over the wall panel and Dismantling every candle on top of the fireplace mantle Grab my flannel and my bandana then Kiss the naked mannequin man again You can see him standing in my front window if you look in I m just a hooligan who s used to using halucenogens Causing illusions again, brain contusions again Cutting and bruising the skin Razors, scissors and pins Jesus when does it end? Phases that I go through Dazed and I m so confused Days that I don t know who Gave these molecules to

Me what am I gonna do? Pay the prodigal son, The Diabolical one Very methodical when I slaughter them [Chorus] [3rd Verse] She puts the lotion in the bucket She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again She puts the lotion in the bucket She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again I bite and I slash, slice and gash Last night was a blast I can t quite Remember when I had that much fun on the half pint of the jack My last Vic and a half, a flashlight of Kim Kardashians ass I remember the first time I dismembered a family member December I think it was I was having drinks with my cousin I wrapped him in Christmas lights pushed him in the stinking tub Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood I thought I outta drink his bathwater that outta be fun thats when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun The sight of blood excites me That might be an artery son Your blood curling and screams Just dont seem to bother me none It s 3 Am and here I come So you should probably run A secret passageway around here Man theres got to be one, or no there s probably none He can scream all that he wants top of his lungs It ain t gonna stop me from choppin him up, up [Chorus]

Eminem Hello
[Intro:] Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself) My name is Shaaady So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you) It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long) My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you) [Verse 1:] You see that chick in the gym checking me out? Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a (-I'll)? and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house That was suppose to be wreckless, where the heck is it now? Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet A tat-tac-tac in the hall with the damn hatchet A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Zan-exs Shorty come back, I'm tryin to score me some lapdances I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya [Chorus 1:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to say Hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello [Verse 2:] My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em It just becomes everyday extracurriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Scuse me hun? But what is your name, Liddy-young? I want up next to ya naked and uh, did we umm? Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm

But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the fact that you, I'm cool, I immediately run like Speedy GonZalez to see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum [Chorus 2:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do you happen to have anything on you that make my mood mellow? Some are open and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello [Verse 3:] Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurtin me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good (Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word) I second that and a third, rush to emergency sur-gery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purged He's sees the loner getting the three-hundred bucks for these Perc-agains Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurtin him' Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up muscle relax-ants for his back and a couple of packs Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumblin back Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it, I'm back [Chorus 2] And so I'm sayin... [Outro:] Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself) My name is Shaaady So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you) It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long) My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you)

Eminem We made you
Guess who? Did you miss me? Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus! [Chorus] When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore Who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Playa, Who could really blame you? We're the ones who made you [Verse 1] Back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can Get ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it Grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man, No, Don't massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands on her massive Gluteus maximus again Squeeze it then squish it then pass it to a friend Can he come back as nasty as he can? Yes he can can, Don't ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha's a two, Your practically a ten I know you want me girl, In fact I see you grin Now come in girl [Chorus] [Verse 2] The enforcer, Lookin for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her Sorry Portia but what's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't Are you telling me tenderness? Well I could be as gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then nail her Baby say, "Hello" to my little friend Brit forget K-Fed, Let's cut out the middlemen Forget him or gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge Forget them other men, girl, Pay them little attention And little did I mention that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer, So sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys, You give them an inch They take a mile, They got style but it isn't Slim

[Chorus] And that's why my love you'll never live without I know you want me girl Cause I can see you checking me out And baby you know You know you want me too Don't try to deny it, baby I'm the only one for you [Verse 3] Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out? You think that's bad, You should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal But Jessica Alba, Put her breast on my mouth, bro Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us, He's back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica Rest assured, Superman's here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake Matter fact bake me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jail break Baby, I just think you just met your soul mate Now break it down girl [Chorus]

[Talking] Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good! I can't wait! I'm going back! Haha! Whoo! Dr. Dre, 2020 Yeah!

Eminem Old time s sake
Good evening, This is your fucking captain speaking. We will soon be reaching an altitude of four million and a half feet That's eight million miles in the sky. Please, undo your seatbelt for takeoff. (pshh) You are now free to smoke about the cabin I'm Dre from back in the day from, NWA from black and the gray from, Choking a bitch to smacking her face from, Stacking up bodies to, Racking their kegs up. From racking a bitch to, Stacking them crates up, I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tapeworm. And we're what's happening in rap entertainment, Me and Shady. Far as competition, faggot there ain't none Speak of the devil, It's attack of the Rainman Chainsaw in hand, blood stain on my apron Soon as the blade spun (vrun) they run away from Who wanna play dungeon? No one is safe from. In search of a brain surgeon, a great one. Wait, it ain't funny man it's urgent, I need one. Two boxes of detergent and a paint gun, and an emergency squirt gun to spray A-1. (Chorus) So one more time for old time's sake Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way And let's go We're now smoking with the best (the best) I said one more time for old time's sake Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way And let's go We're now smoking with the best (the best) Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon wireless A nice environment Surprise, entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrants taking lives of firemen, say goodbye. Here I am again, naked wives and Vicodin. Before I begin to get so high, pussy boy, I could spin (Vin, vin!) Fuck the handle, I fly off the hinge Let that boy off the bench, coach and throw it to him There he goes in his trench coat, no clothes again Baby, make us some French toast and show off some

skin. I'll show you every inch grows on my foreskin. Show me nipple I pinch, blow up, then throw up a ten. Now you know it's a sin to tease, blow us again, The sorcerer of intercourse - if it's forced, it's him. Don't fight the feeling if you're feeling the force within, And when you wake up in the morning next to the porcelain (Chorus) Now where there's smoke, there's fire Where there's fire, there's flames Where there's flames, there's chronic Either you high or you ain't I got no time for no games Nah, uh he ain't playing He's gonna get the AK and aim it right at your bra-ain I'm slightly insa-ane; Vodka and Creatine Hpnotiq and Red Bull, It's an incredible energy drink And it's givin' me wings, I believe I can fly While I pee on a girl; You won't catch me CSI! It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake Dre, get on the mic and make them tremble and shake Now put your smoke up in the air Raise your Henny and Coke And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know We can smoke till there's no more lighter fluid to do it Let's get into it, you're smoking with the triedest and truest I got the Midas touch when it comes to rolling shit up, You motherfuckers ain't smoking, you just holding shit up Now here we go, let's get up, get down, hold up a blunt. I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number one. Cuz if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed. Now them words are just a little more personal for me. Seeing as how I blew up off of puffing them trees Well smoke enough for me, fuck yeah, light it up Cheech! Come on, smoke me out, cuz, give me contact buzz Get me on track, they love me when I'm on that stuff. But this is earth calling Shady, man come on back (what?) Man we're losing him; he won't even respond back, fuck! Now look at all the pretty women in here (Damn bitches) Dre, it's hot, I think we better go check on their temperatures I'll get the thermometer, you get the bandages Now baby just bend over, this won't hurt a damn bit just...

Eminem Must be the ganja
I smell something in the air that's makin' me high I said, I smell something in the air that's makin' me high Okay, here we go, do re mi fa so, fa so la ti da so Lyrical Rosco, give back the Tabasco You motherfuckers must just not know the tic-tock song Time to show you the most kick ass flow in the cosmos Picasso with a pick ax, is a sick asshole Tic tac toe frozen six pack, with exacto Knives, stranglin' wives with big lasso Few bags of the grass, zig zags, I'm with the Doc so You know how that go, skull and the crossbones This is poison, the boys and girls who do not know You do not wanna try this at home, my lil' vato This is neither the time nor the place to get macho So crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos Maybe some popcorn and watch the show and just rock slow It's not what you expected nor what you thought so About time that you wake the fuck up, smell the pot smoke It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' up on me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind Your dreams are getting' fulfilled, ooh, I'm literally getting' the chills Spittin' at will, me and Dre have just finished splittin' a pill You're submittin' to skill, sittin' still I'm admittin', I'm beginnin' to feel like I don't think anyone's real Faced with a dilemma, I can be Dalai Llama And become a bin gramma, a step beyond a Jeffrey Dahmer Please, don't upset me, mama, you lookin' sexy, mama Don't know if it's the lala or the rum and Pepsi, mama Don't want to end up inside my refrigerator freezer Be used as extra toppin' the next time I make a pizza How many people you know can name every serial killer Who ever existed in a row? Put 'em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place from the body, the bag, the

zipper Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate And which model, which lake they found her in And how they attacked the victim Say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one Which knife and which gun, what kid, what wife and which nun? Don't stop, I like this, it's fun, the fuckin' night's just begun It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' up on me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind When I'm behind a mic dynamite is what it's kinda like You're stuck with the same stick that you're tryin' to light Behind the boards is Dre, legends are made this way Isn't it safe to say this is the way it should be? Maybe you need some lyric syrup serum for your symptoms Here's a dosage of the antidote, now you give him some He can give her some, she can give them some Get behind a Lynn drum, make up a beat and kill the sucka syndrome You're spinnin' drama when it comes to lyrics and pennin' some Startin' from scratch and then endin' up at the end enough Capable of bringin' a Pulitzer, strong believe a bullet's a Titanium, cranium that's full of surprises When the smoke rises right before your very own eyes You stare into your stereos high Good evenin', this ain't even a weed thing I ain't even smoke anything, I ain't even drink anything It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' up on me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind

Eminem My mom
(Chorus) My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired of hearin' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on Valium Valium was in everythin', food that I ate The water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three stomach aches Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin' ether Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra (Chorus) "Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes" "You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again" "And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till next Thanksgivin'

And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit" "You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't slipped us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid" My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on (Chorus) My mom loved Valium Now all I am is a party animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish Wit' me Valium spinach But my buzz only last about two minutes But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my Valium Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' passin' it up, catchin' me And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache "Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up" "All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead (Chorus) Sorry Mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta here

Eminem Insane
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed" "Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid" "The bastard won't even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck" "I bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head" If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane

Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a second helpin' Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see I only get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane

Eminem - Bagpipes From Baghdad
Ohh, it's music to my ears Oh man, how can I describe the way I feel? Fuckin' great, man Okay, let me see, how could I begin? Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch Red wine for breakfast and for brunch And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch Mariah, whatever happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch You see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's goin' through you mind After such a nasty break up With that Latin hunk Luis Miguel Nick Cannon better back the fuck up I'm not playin', I want her back you punk This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk Zap and Eric Clapton shaft brings Abba crunk And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya You can beat me with any spatula that you want I mean I really want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture (Chorus) Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's goin' through my mind half the time When my rhyme are blowin' up my Bagpipes from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture I'm the miracle whip, a trickster My signature sound when the tube of lipsticks surround I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow, man What an ensemble, what an assortment of pharmaceuticals This beautiful pill dust in my palm Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama I cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman You're so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy You don't know what the fuck you're doin' I ain't playin' no fuckin' more Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore Every minute there's a sucka born Snuck up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers suck On a shucka corn Shucka, shucka corn, shucka corn Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on Now what the fuck are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the snow blower With the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from Baghdad (Chorus) In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they become heterosexual Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles Is what they said, to the two conjoined twins "How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?" You need some ointment, just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip I just got my one year sobriety coin chip When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get? Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sowin' kit And attempt to separate 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, shit Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip Cookie looky, even took me a Polaroid (Chorus)

Eminem - Same Song & Dance
Yo... Same song and dance Damn girl, everywhere I go Same song and dance I like the way you move! All over the globe Same song and dance Something about it man Same song and dance In the Pale Moonlight Yo... I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl Your kind of tookin' back by The whole rapper thing aren't ya? Probably thinkin' you'll get slapped so dang hard ya Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya? Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster The police constantly buggin' ya non-stop I walk up on ya, well hello Tonya I think ya got your OnStar button inside your car stuck. You outta gas, do you gotta flat? I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat I got your back Why don't you put your laundry basket in the back And sit up front, not askin' it's a trap You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a rap In broad day, with no mask for this attack I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get ya back C'mon (Chorus) Yeah baby, do that dance It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't ever gonna break that glass The windshields too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing Show me what you got, give it your all Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance... The first victim I had, she was a big one Big movie star, a party girl, big fun She was the girl the media always picked on In and out of rehab, every 4 to 6 months She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once What an event it was, I was sitting in front I was hooked in it the first glimpse of them buns

Seen her back stage now here's where I come in son Look here she comes I better pull out the big guns Hello Lindsay, you're looking a little thin hun How bout a ride to rehab, get in cunt Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want Girl I'm just kidding let me start over again hun See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension You little Wench ya, murder wasn't my intention If I wanted to kill you it would of already been done Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her With sixty-six inches of extension... cord. (Chorus) My second victim was even bigger then the first Pop star, icon, the whole works She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst Upon the scene and seen that the world was hers She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts It irked me and made me mad at first I lashed out through my songs but what was really going on Was that I had developed a crush I just didn't know how to tell it to her... Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons of, footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk? We'll settle this once and for all, I'mma tell her at dusk Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must Creep up, to her mansion in stilettos and just climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love, I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up! Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? I'll share my valium with you cause I'm feelin you Britney! I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent I've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little gal you Hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value Come-on toots, give me the valium alleyoop... I'll slam dunk it in your mouth til you puke And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup I'm 'bout to, make a new outfit out of you New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit out of you Shoot! Now show me how you move baby do how ya do (Chorus) Same kickin' and screamin' same cryin' and sobbin' Same song and dance... Same diggin' and pleadin' same yellin' and bleedin' Same song and dance Yeah Same song and dance I know Same song and dance

Eminem Crack a Bottle
Oooh! Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for In this corner, weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes 400 assaults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolical Villain in the world, Slim Shady! (Chorus) So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model You just hit the lotto Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party from dusk Ok, let's go Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Picture us, you'll just be another one bit the dust Just one up my mother's son who got thrown under the bus Kiss my butt, lick my wonder cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks It's a must, I redeem my name and haters get mushed Bitches lust, man they love me when I'm laying the cut Missed the cut, the lady give a eighty some paper cut Now picture us, it's ridiculous you curse at the thought Cuz when I spit the verse the shit gets worse than Worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes It's elementary, the elephants have entered the room I venture to say with the center of attention its true Not to mention back with a vengeance and hit the signal Of the bat symbol, the platinum trio is back on you hoes (Chorus) Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us And ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party from dusk Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre They see that low rider go by they're like "Oh my!" You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why I dip through in that six trey like sick 'em Dre I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me But hey, what else can I say? I love LA Cuz over and above all, it's just another day And this one begins where the last one ends Pick up where we left off and get smashed again I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz Driving around with a smashed front end Let's cash that one in Grab another one from out the stable The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado The hell if I know Do I want leather seats or vinyl? Decisions, decisions, garage looks like Precision Collision Or Maico beats quake like Waco Just keep the bass low, speakers away from your face though (Chorus) Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us And ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party from dusk And I take great pleasure in introducing, 50 Cent It's bottle after bottle The money ain't a thang when you party with me Its what we into, it's simple We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe I'm the napalm, the bomb, the Don, I'm King Kong Get rolled on, wrapped up and reigned on I'm so calm through Vietnam, ring the alarm Bring the Chandon, burn marajauan do what you want Nigga on and on till the break of what Get the paper man I'm caking you know I don't give a fuck I spend it like it don't mean nothing Blow it like its supposed to be blown Motherfucker I'm grown I stunt I style I flash the shit I gets what the fuck I want, so what I trick? Fat ass burgundy bags, classy shit Jimmy Cho shoes I say move a bitch move (Chorus) Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us And ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party from dusk

Eminem Underground
A lotta people ask me Where the fuck I've been at the last few years Shit, I don't know But I do know I'm back now, haha (Chorus) Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I'll disappear, you'll wonder how Lookin' for me, I'm underground Dre, I'm down here under the ground Dig me up, broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up 60 sluts, all of them dyin' from asphyxia After they sip piss through Christopher Reeves sippy cup Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxy pads Enough oxy cotton to send a fuckin' ox to rehab Whack job in a bag and a black stalkin' cap Jackin' off to a hockey mask at a boxin' match He can't say that, yes he can I just did, faggot, now guess again You better text message to your next of kin Tell 'em shit's about to get extra messy especially when I flex again Throw a fuckin' lesbian in wetzy men So faggidy, faggidy, faggidy, raggidy Ann and Andy No, raggidy, Andy and Andy, no, it can't be, it can't be Yes, it can be, the fuckin' Antichrist is back Danny and Satan in black satin panties This is Amityville, calamity Goddamn it, insanity pills, fanny pack filled with zanies Through every nook and cranny, lookin' for trannies Milk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee, lookie Razor blades with me to make you bleed Cases of Maybelline make up layin' on the table with weed Slim Shady, shit sounds like a fable to me Until he jumps out of the fuckin' toilet when you're takin' a pee (Chorus) Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair Found at the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener And be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy beds And glad bags, yeah, glad to be back 'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab Fuckin' doctor, I ain't understand a damn word he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened Bitin' into a fuckin' Vicadin like I'm a Viking Oh, lighten the strikin', might be a fuckin' sign I need a psychic

Evaluation, fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th That means is just a regular day And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly Fuckin' lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way Now she's pregnant and gay, missin' both legs and beggin' to stay (Chorus) So tell the critics I'm back and I'm comin' to spit it back in abundance Hit a fag with onions and split a bag of Funyuns Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shootin' animal Light up a cannon and have him catapult addin' a dog Captain of the cult with an elite following To turn Halloween back to a trick or treat holiday Have Micheal Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his powers Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers Hit Jason Voorhees with a 40 Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a story Gave Hannibal Lecter a fuckin' nectarine And sat him in a fuckin' fruit and vegetable section And gave him a lecture Walked up Elm Street with a fuckin' wiffle bat, Drew Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands, too And came out with a little scratch, ooh Lookin' like I got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a triple fat goose Insanity, can it be vanity? Where is the humanity? And havin' a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets And a strap that wraps twice around my back, then they latch it Cut your fuckin' head off and ask you where you headed off to Get it, headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful This anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin' my hard taco (Chorus) So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do this And now I got 90 days clean and that's all I have to share, thanks Thanks for sharin', Brian, is there anyone else Who would like to share this evenin'? Yeah, I got somethin' to share When you walked through the door you were queer to me So come here, baby boy, just come here to me You're a cock boy, everybody wants you You're gayer than you would ever claim to I won't have to rape you So homie, lay down, down, down Lay down, down, down, lay down, down, down Lay down, lay down Where's everybody goin'? This always went over real big in Gay A Okay wait, I got another one I just love condoms and lots of cum No? Oh shit

Eminem Stay Wide Awake
Yeah, yeah (yeah) Follow me (follow me) Come with me to the dark side of the force (force) No man would boldly go to this place The devil only knows of this world So dark and oh so cold It's all so cold, all so cold Oh (Chorus) Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart Even though they all say that they're real I know that most aren't Boy you think your clever don't ya Girl you think your so smart Come with me to another side of the world so cold and so dark A world so dark A world so cold A world where only some will go (stay wide awake) But not return When will they learn? Where do they go? God only knows Stay wide awake Fe Fi Fo Fum I think I smell the scent of a placenta I enter central park, it's dark, it's winter in December I see my target with my car, and park and approach her tender Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl you mighta Heard of me before, see whore you're the kinda girl that I'da Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wider Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while that shits inside ya I'm the kinda guy that's mild, but I might flip and get a little bit wilder Impregnate a lesbian, yeah and now lets see her have triplets and I'll eh Incinerate them babies soon as they're out her with formalde Hide in cyanide, girl you can tryin hide, you can try to scream louder No need for no gun powder, that only takes all the fun outta Murdering, I'd rather go vin vin, and now you see just how the Fuck I do, just what I do, when I cut right through your scalp Ahh shit wait a minute, I mean skull, my knife seems dull Pull another one out (ooh) (Chorus) So dark and so cold My friends don't know this other side of me There's a monster inside of me It's quite ugly and it frigh-tens me But they can't see what I can see

There's a vacancy in my tummy It's making me play hide and seek Like Jason, I'm so hungry She's naked, see no privacy But I can see she wants me So patient see, I try to be, but gee, why does she taunt me? Close the drapes and she goes right to sleep, and I creep right through the front seat So blatantly but silently cause I know that she's sound asleep Who's waking me so violently, and why's he on top of me? He's raping me, she tries to scream, somebody please get him off me He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak Escaping me, no die she see, I might just be Ted Bundy Or Satan gee, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties I'm crazy but it's alright with me, man life can be so empty Stay away from me cause I'm dancing to quite a different drum beat (Chorus) Better try to stay wide awake Or you might end up found dead by the lake Soon as you lay me down to sleep Bitches soul, I'm a try to take Pray for light today right away Why do they try to fight today I must make them pay twice as much Might as well put the knife away Now I use power tools How about now while you in the shower Scour you for six hours till outage of power outlets How did you figure out I was down in your basement now? You - must of just heard the sound of my stomach growling from down there Holler there's no one fowler Bound to the tub they found ya Face down in the tub I drowned you with piles of downers around you Such nostalgia and powers Such prowess look how you cowered Jumped out on you now like I was a Jawa from fucking Star Wars Jaba the hut, be de ba ba, be de ba ba, it's time to die die Ought to not even bother to scream, It don't even matter Amazing when grazing skin with these razorblades he waves at ya Not your everyday Damien, bathe me in holy water Nothing like son of Sam, so please understand there's no gun in hand Where's the thrill in the hunt, there's no fun in that, here I come with axe It's fun to act like lumberjack, when I'm hacking em up with that What was that? Dial 9-1-1, someone's coming in from the back (Chorus)

Eminem Medicine Ball
Oh my goodness, what have I done? Oh no, I can't believe it It's like I've got the whole world in my palm And I'm ready to drop bombs Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca It's the village in New York, right next to the TriBeCa That's my sector, homosexual dissector Come again, rewind selector I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya' Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya' I tantalize ya' and in less then 5 seconds I get ya' They say once bitten and twice shy Well, I'm next to the guy with 9 ecstasy pills and 5 extra Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities Why? Yes sir, I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester? Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester Performed a home abortion with Dexter Then I guess, I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her (Chorus) I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pin How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pin How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends All my West Side bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy, quief and blow it up Man, I think that Eggers fell off the tip, didn't show enough So you better change the station to keep from throwing up Man, you've seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it There's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it You know you with it girl, don't front, oh no, you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole, you kiddin'? I'll pee on Rihanna, see man, I'll do what I wanna

Spray perfume in a sauna room, crazy gluing Madonna To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on her Imagine the visual for that man who would've thought I Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance But the chick's so old, she looks like she outlived her life sentence I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive (Chorus) Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab a hold of this branch with both hands Man, they don't understand I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault This name rhymes with so many different words, geez So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please Eminem, I'm coming to kill you Always hated you and I still do You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you You're taking this shit too far Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire Everyday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore (Chorus) The world is mine

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