{186}{235}Hello, Radio Tower.
{237}{338}Lisbon plane taking off|in ten minutes. East runway.
{634}{708}Have your men go with Mr Laszlo.|Take his luggage.
{710}{759}Certainly, Rick. Anything you say.
{761}{830}Find Mr Laszlo's luggage|and put it on the plane.
{831}{886}This way, please.
{911}{991}You fill in the names.|That'll make it more official.
{993}{1048}You think of everything, don't you?
{1050}{1126}The names of|Mr and Mrs Victor Laszlo.
{1127}{1203}- Why my name?|- Cos you're getting on that plane.
{1204}{1294}- What about you?|- I'm staying here till the plane goes.
{1295}{1391}- What's happened to you...|- Last night we said many things.
{1392}{1466}You said I was to do the thinking|for both of us
{1468}{1544}and you're getting on that plane|with Victor.
{1546}{1620}- Richard, no...|- You've got to listen to me.
{1621}{1697}You know what you can|look forward to if you stay here?
{1699}{1769}We'd both wind up|in a concentration camp, right?
{1770}{1825}Major Strasser would insist.
{1827}{1911}- You're saying it only to make me go.|- But it's true.
{1913}{2018}We both know you belong with Victor.|You're part of his work.
{2020}{2102}If that plane leaves and you don't,|you'll regret it.
{2104}{2163}Maybe not today or tomorrow|but soon
{2164}{2213}and for the rest of your life.
{2215}{2303}- But what about us?|- We'll always have Paris.
{2304}{2384}We didn't have, we'd lost it|until you came to Casablanca.
{2385}{2434}We got it back last night.
{2454}{2554}- And I said I would never leave you.|- And you never will.
{2555}{2651}I'm no good at being noble|but the problems of three people
{2652}{2730}don't amount to a hill of beans|in this crazy world.
{2748}{2803}Someday you'll understand that.
{2840}{2881}Now...
{2917}{2968}Here's looking at you, kid.
{3272}{3329}There's something you should know.
{3330}{3443}- You don't have to explain anything.|- It may make a difference to
you.
{3444}{3508}You knew about llsa and me
{3509}{3591}but you didn't know she was|at my place when you were.
{3593}{3673}She came for the letters of transit.|Isn't that true, llsa?
{3675}{3709}Yes.
{3710}{3765}She tried everything to get them.
{3766}{3860}She did her best to convince me|she was still in love with me.
{3862}{3911}It was all over long ago.
{3913}{4010}For your sake she pretended it wasn't|and I let her pretend.
{4011}{4075}- I understand.|- Here it is.
{4076}{4125}Thanks.
{4434}{4483}Are you ready, llsa?
{4531}{4580}Yes, I'm ready.
{4644}{4695}Bye, Rick.
{4696}{4747}God bless you.
{4766}{4832}You better hurry,|you'll miss that plane.
{5549}{5649}It'd be an idea for you to disappear|from Casablanca for a while.
{5650}{5761}There's a Free French garrison at|Brazzaville. I can arrange a passa
ge.
{5763}{5827}My letter of transit? I could use a trip.
{5828}{5925}It doesn't change our bet.|You still owe me 10,000 Francs.
{5926}{5998}That 10,000 Francs|should pay our expenses.
{6000}{6047}Our expenses?
{6048}{6157}Louis, I think this is the beginning|of a beautiful friendship.
{7177}{7259}Who am I kidding? I'm not like that.
{7261}{7326}I never was, I never will be.
{7352}{7393}That's strictly the movies.
{7465}{7514}I'm so depressed.
{7548}{7642}Maybe if I took|two more aspirin it would help.
{7643}{7744}That would make...|two, four, six aspirin.
{7771}{7828}I'm turning into an aspirin junkie.
{7830}{7943}Soon I'll be boiling the cotton|at the top of the bottle to get the
extra.
{8175}{8230}I shouldn't have signed those papers.
{8231}{8284}Let her take me to court.
{8285}{8355}Two years of marriage down the drain.
{8356}{8420}I couldn't believe what she said to me.
{8421}{8497}She was like a total stranger,|not like my wife.
{8499}{8581}I don't want any alimony.|I just want out.
{8583}{8675}- Can't we discuss it?|- We discussed it 50 times.
{8676}{8735}- Why?|- I don't know.
{8736}{8785}I can't stand the marriage.
{8787}{8840}You're no fun, you suffocate me.
{8841}{8919}There's no rapport|and I don't dig you physically.
{8921}{8999}For God's sake, Allan,|don't take it personal.
{9001}{9083}I won't take it personal,|I'll just kill myself.
{9105}{9187}If only I knew where my analyst|was vacationing.
{9188}{9291}Where do they go every August?|They leave the city.
{9292}{9393}Every summer the city is full of people|who are crazy till Labour Da
y.
{9394}{9468}What if I reach him?|What's he gonna tell me?
{9469}{9549}Whatever I say|he tells me it's a sexual problem.
{9551}{9631}Isn't that ridiculous?|How can it be sexual?
{9633}{9696}We weren't even having relations.
{9697}{9746}Maybe once in a while.
{9748}{9807}She used to watch TV during it.
{9809}{9887}Change channels|with the remote control.
{9889}{9963}Why should a divorce bother me so?
{9964}{10025}Maybe I'm better off without her.
{10026}{10100}Why not?|I'm young, healthy, got a good job.
{10101}{10179}This could be my chance|to step out a little bit.
{10181}{10230}If she can swing, so can l.
{10232}{10289}I could turn this place into a nightclub.
{10291}{10363}Get broads here|like you wouldn't believe.
{10364}{10425}Swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs,
{10426}{10481}dental hygienists.
{10483}{10554}If she didn't want me,|I won't push myself on her.
{10555}{10633}I couldn't believe|what she said when she left.
{10635}{10680}I want a new life.
{10681}{10748}I want to go skiing,|go dancing, go to the beach,
{10749}{10810}ride through Europe on a motorcycle.
{10811}{10887}- All we ever do is see movies.|- I write for a film magazine.
{10889}{10938}Besides, I happen to like movies.
{10940}{11030}That's because|you're one of life's great watchers.
{11031}{11144}I'm a doer. I want to participate.|We never laugh together.
{11145}{11237}How can you say that?|I'm constantly laughing.
{11238}{11361}I chuckle, I giggle, I guffaw. Why didn't|this come up when we wer
e dating?
{11362}{11417}You were more aggressive then.
{11419}{11499}Everybody is during courtship.|It's natural.
{11500}{11621}You can't expect me to keep up that|level of charm, I'd have a hea
rt attack.
{11623}{11684}Goodbye, Allan.
{11686}{11737}My lawyer will call your lawyer.
{11773}{11822}I don't have a lawyer.
{11824}{11873}Have him call my doctor.
{11993}{12071}What's the matter with me?|Why can't I be cool?
{12073}{12132}What's the secret?
{12133}{12240}There's no secret, kid.|Dames are simple.
{12241}{12343}I never met one that didn't understand|a slap in the mouth
{12344}{12401}or a slug from a .45.
{12402}{12453}Yeah, cos you're Bogart.
{12454}{12538}I could never hit Nancy.|It's not that type of relationship.
{12539}{12617}Where'd you learn that word,|the shrink?
{12618}{12737}I'm not like you. In Casablanca, when|you lost lngrid, weren't you
crushed?
{12738}{12803}Nothing a little bourbon and soda|wouldn't fix.
{12804}{12880}I can't drink.|My body won't tolerate alcohol.
{12881}{12986}Take my advice and forget|all this fancy relationship stuff.
{12987}{13040}The world is full of dames.
{13042}{13101}All you got to do is whistle.
{13259}{13304}He's right.
{13305}{13374}You give them an inch|and they step all over you.
{13387}{13456}Why can't I develop that attitude?
{13457}{13547}Nothing a little bourbon and soda|couldn't fix.
{14248}{14303}- Are you all right?|- You poor thing!
{14304}{14376}- Why didn't you call us?|- I didn't want to bother you.
{14378}{14468}Not bother us?|For God's sake, what are friends for?
{14469}{14526}Why did she say|she wanted a divorce?
{14527}{14578}She doesn't laugh enough.
{14580}{14651}Insufficient laughter -|grounds for divorce.
{14652}{14701}She wants to go skiing.
{14703}{14762}She wants to ski|down a mountain laughing.
{14764}{14864}Let me call my office.|I ran out of a meeting when you called.
{14865}{14920}They must think I'm crazy.
{14921}{15005}- Have you heard from her?|- I heard from Schulman and Weiss.
{15007}{15083}I signed some papers|and Nancy went to Mexico.
{15084}{15135}We went there on our honeymoon.
{15137}{15198}Spent the entire two weeks in bed.
{15199}{15248}I had dysentery.
{15250}{15336}Hello, George?|Did they agree to the terms?
{15361}{15445}Oh, hell. Well, if we blow it, we blow it.
{15447}{15519}God! Can't you cook anything|but TV dinners?
{15521}{15605}Who bothers to cook them?|I suck them frozen.
{15607}{15757}I'll tell you where you can reach me,|I'll be at 362-9296 for a wh
ile.
{15759}{15874}Then I'll be at 648-0024|for about 15 minutes.
{15876}{15952}Then I'll be at 752-0420
{15954}{16024}and then I'll be home at 621 -4598.
{16042}{16087}Right, George. Bye-bye.
{16088}{16185}There's a phone booth on the corner,|shall I get the number?
{16186}{16245}You'll be passing it.
{16296}{16374}- I'm sorry, Allan.|- She wants to be a swinger.
{16376}{16464}- Married life is no good for her.|- Don't get worked up.
{16466}{16533}I gave her a home, affection, security.
{16534}{16626}This was a girl I found|waiting on tables at the Hip Bagel.
{16627}{16696}I used to go there every night|and over-tip her.
{16697}{16752}$1 .50 on a 35-cent check.
{16753}{16817}Nancy was impulsive.|We all knew that.
{16818}{16921}She didn't leave impulsively.|She talked about it for months.
{16923}{17017}- I didn't believe she'd do it.|- It's good you find out now.
{17019}{17099}- You're young. Make a new life.|- I'm 29.
{17101}{17187}The height of my sexual potency|was ten years ago.
{17188}{17258}Look at the bright side. You're free.
{17259}{17308}You'll go out, there'll be girls.
{17310}{17388}You'll go to parties,|have affairs with married women.
{17390}{17489}Sexual relations with girls|of every race, creed and colour.
{17515}{17572}You get tired of that.
{17573}{17647}Besides, those kinds of things|never happen to me.
{17648}{17742}I managed to fool one girl into|loving me and now she's gone.
{17743}{17794}See how he downgrades himself?
{17796}{17890}Don't you think plenty of women|would find him attractive?
{17892}{17992}- Yes, of course.|- The world's full of eligible women.
{17993}{18071}Yeah, but not like Nancy.|She was a lovely thing.
{18073}{18134}I used to lay in bed|and watch her sleep.
{18135}{18196}Once in a while she'd wake up|and catch me.
{18197}{18246}She'd let out a scream.
{18248}{18324}He really loved her. I feel like crying.
{18325}{18374}Why do you feel like crying?
{18376}{18452}A man makes an investment,|it doesn't pay off.
{18453}{18518}Could I get an aspirin?|I have a headache.
{18519}{18580}He's having a breakdown|and you're sick.
{18581}{18681}- Don't get upset.|- I'm not, I just had a rough day.
{18682}{18754}You want an aspirin too?
{18755}{18820}I ate all the aspirin,|what about Darvon?
{18821}{18911}Yes, my analyst suggested that|when I have migraines.
{18913}{19005}I used to get migraines but my analyst|cured me. Now I get cold so
res.
{19006}{19069}I still do. Big, ugly ones from tension.
{19070}{19173}- I may need a lobotomy.|- With mine away I feel paralysed.
{19174}{19235}You should move to hospital together.
{19236}{19320}- You want a Fresca with the Darvon?|- Do you have apple juice?
{19321}{19366}They're fantastic together.
{19368}{19444}Have you ever had lithium|and tomato juice?
{19446}{19528}No, but another neurotic tells me|it's unbelievable.
{19529}{19599}Can I get a Coke with nothing in it?
{19639}{19688}I'll get the pills.
{19772}{19852}Poor guy.|If there's anything we can do...
{19993}{20052}He never should have married Nancy.
{20054}{20111}I thought they were getting along.
{20113}{20210}You're so busy all the time|you never see what's going on.
{20211}{20276}Didn't you think it strange|that he was married
{20277}{20342}but still couldn't get a date|on New Year's Eve?
{20343}{20398}Darling, don't get overwrought.
{20399}{20499}This is Mr Christie,|I'm no longer at 752-0420,
{20500}{20571}I'm gonna be home at 621 -4598.
{20597}{20646}What? Yes, I'll hold on.
{20648}{20709}Honey, these things upset me.
{20710}{20784}I'm experiencing a wave of insecurity.
{20786}{20868}You are? Did I tell you|what happened to me today?
{20869}{20926}I bought 100 acres of land in Florida
{20927}{20997}and it turns out that|98 of them have quicksand.
{20998}{21070}My syndicate wanted to build|a golf course.
{21071}{21142}All we can do is build|a three-hole golf course
{21143}{21198}with the biggest sand trap|in the world.
{21238}{21295}What are you taking a pill for?
{21297}{21375}- I'm tense.|- Why?
{21377}{21494}The whole subject of divorce|is traumatic for me.
{21495}{21596}- He's getting divorced, not us.|- It's the idea of it.
{21622}{21706}I guess I've never gotten over|my parents' divorce.
{21708}{21765}Well, it's about time. Come here.
{21840}{21930}You're so insecure.|I wish I could...
{21931}{22000}Milt? Dick. That deal is unacceptable.|The figures are lousy.
{22001}{22044}No, I can't take it.
{22414}{22475}Marjorie, did Mr Hardy call?
{22498}{22572}I'm at 922-3299.
{22573}{22649}Yeah, I'll be here...|I'm picking my wife up.
{22667}{22720}What? Who? Oh, Allan Felix.
{22741}{22811}All right, I'll call him later. Bye-bye.
{22863}{22928}Allan's calling again.|We got to find him a girl.
{22929}{22978}Somebody he can be with.
{22980}{23027}Well, find him a nice girl.
{23029}{23107}- There must be somebody here.|- Not single ones.
{23108}{23173}- What about Carol?|- Engaged.
{23174}{23277}- What about her?|- She's living with a priest.
{23312}{23394}The tall one with the blonde hair?
{23395}{23492}She'd eat him alive.|There'd be nothing left but his glasses.
{23493}{23554}This is going to be a bit of a problem.
{23555}{23625}Mr Christie, there's a call for you.
{23688}{23776}Listen, Linda and I|are going out for dinner tonight.
{23778}{23849}We'll invite some nice girl|and we'll all go.
{23850}{23905}You've got to start meeting girls.
{23906}{23986}I haven't done that in two years.|I'm out of practice.
{23988}{24060}When I was in practice,|I was out of practice.
{24061}{24130}You invested your emotions|in a losing stock.
{24131}{24180}It was wiped out.
{24182}{24266}What do you do?|You reinvest in a more stable stock.
{24268}{24342}Something with long-term|growth possibilities.
{24344}{24391}Like who, General Motors?
{24392}{24441}Come on, shape up.
{24443}{24543}She'd have to be damn good|to do anything for my morale at all.
{24544}{24622}- Who can we get?|- You don't have anybody in mind?
{24624}{24696}- We have several in mind.|- What kind do you like?
{24697}{24764}- He likes neurotics.|- I like blondes.
{24765}{24829}Blondes with long hair and short skirts
{24830}{24904}and boots and big chests|and bright and witty.
{24905}{24958}Don't set yourself silly standards.
{24959}{25027}She must be beautiful with a big bust?
{25028}{25104}And a good behind.|Something I can sink my teeth into.
{25105}{25181}- He was always fussy.|- But look at the result.
{25182}{25237}You never went out.
{25239}{25306}Sally has long hair|and a good size chest.
{25307}{25387}- What's good size?|- Like this I guess.
{25388}{25455}- She's not very bright.|- What does she do?
{25456}{25523}- She works for an astrologer.|- Forget it.
{25524}{25573}You might get her into bed.
{25575}{25647}With my luck|I won't get her into a chair.
{25648}{25722}These girls|often don't have great minds.
{25724}{25798}Why all this fuss over|a dinner companion?
{25799}{25889}Look, I can't go out,|I'm still attached to Nancy.
{25890}{25964}Will you forget about Nancy?|She's gone.
{25995}{26087}That's true. She wanted to be free|so she could swing.
{26088}{26139}Darling, think of somebody.
{26140}{26199}I can just picture what she's up to.
{26351}{26400}Baby, this is wonderful.
{26402}{26484}My ex-husband would never take me|on a motorcycle.
{26485}{26567}He fell off a scooter|and broke his collar bone.
{26569}{26647}And I mean the kind of scooter|you push.
{26649}{26718}Movies. That's his whole life,|he's a watcher.
{26719}{26764}I'm a doer.
{26765}{26855}It's been so long|since I've been made love to
{26856}{26905}by a handsome blond man.
{26924}{27004}We're divorced two weeks|and she's dating a Nazi.
{27005}{27081}- What about Sharon?|- I like the name.
{27082}{27162}She works as|a photographer's assistant.
{27163}{27216}- She's bright and cute.|- Let's go.
{27217}{27262}- Call her.|- Perfect.
{27264}{27350}- What will you say?|- I'll ask if she's free for dinner.
{27351}{27423}Don't mention the divorce.|Say my wife's dead.
{27424}{27539}I don't know if we should do this.|The old tension's beginning to
set in.
{27540}{27610}Sharon Lake, please. Linda Christie.
{27611}{27666}I don't want to hear this.
{27667}{27728}It's Linda, how are you?
{27754}{27846}Fine. We're going to dinner tonight|with an old friend,
{27848}{27926}we thought you might want to join us.
{27928}{28028}No, it's nothing.|We just have the radio on.
{28098}{28153}- You don't know him.|- A widower.
{28155}{28233}Tell her my wife died|in a mine shaft explosion.
{28234}{28287}He's lots of fun. You'll like him.
{28289}{28398}If she doesn't want to, forget it.|I don't need this aggravation.
{28399}{28467}We'll pick you up at eight o'clock.
{28468}{28517}Simple dress.
{28518}{28573}Sure, flats are OK.
{28574}{28654}Let her wear heels.|What am l? Toulouse-Lautrec?
{28694}{28755}Bye-bye. You're set.
{28757}{28825}I really have mixed feelings about this.
{28826}{28900}What if I have this chick in bed|and Nancy comes back?
{28901}{28968}Let's not hope for too much|this first night.
{28969}{29055}- Did she say anything about me?|- She doesn't know you!
{29056}{29107}You never said I was a widower.
{29109}{29201}I got you the date,|you tell her about your wife's death.
{29202}{29249}I'm excited about this.
{29251}{29327}We'll pick Sharon up|and then you after eight.
{29329}{29399}I can't stay out late,|I have an early meeting.
{29400}{29471}We can eat at the Pier in Sausalito.
{29472}{29523}Wonderful. It's so romantic.
{29524}{29614}The food is terrible|and I think it's going to rain.
{29615}{29697}I'm going to shower|and douse my body with Canoe.
{29720}{29818}I'm going home.|I'm going to brush all my teeth.
{29843}{29908}I think he and Sharon should hit it off.
{29909}{29968}- Yeah?|- You don't think so?
{29969}{30002}He'll probably calm down by tonight.
{30056}{30107}I wish she'd seen me before.
{30109}{30210}I hate to be there on a blind date|when the girl first sees me.
{30211}{30330}What if she's disappointed|and she laughs or screams?
{30516}{30555}Ridiculous.
{30557}{30639}Has a girl ever once reacted|by laughing or screaming?
{30641}{30707}Once. A co-ed from Brooklyn College.
{30708}{30775}Came to the door,|saw me and passed out.
{30776}{30835}She was weak from dieting, though.
{31366}{31429}What the hell?
{31430}{31520}Bogart was short.|That never seemed to bother anybody.
{31522}{31583}You're starting off on the wrong foot.
{31585}{31634}- Yeah, negative.|- Sure.
{31636}{31720}She's getting the best of you|before the game starts.
{31721}{31786}What's that stuff you put on your face?
{31787}{31898}- Canoe. It's an aftershave lotion.|- What about that other stuff?
{31900}{31988}Lavoris, Mennen spray deodorant|and baby powder.
{31989}{32061}You're gonna smell like|a French cathouse.
{32062}{32136}- I need them.|- Why? Are you ashamed of sweat?
{32138}{32187}I want to make an impression.
{32189}{32289}You know, kid, somewhere in life|you got turned around.
{32290}{32351}It's her job to smell nice for you.
{32353}{32458}Don't tell her you don't drink,|she'll think you're a boy scout.
{32460}{32505}And don't get nervous.
{32506}{32594}The only bad thing is|if she turns out to be a virgin
{32595}{32644}or a cop.
{32646}{32713}With my luck,|she'll turn out to be both.
{32714}{32759}You know he's right.
{32761}{32859}A lot of women are turned on by|a masculine, earthy quality.
{32882}{32976}I shouldn't have put|so much Binoca under my arms.
{32977}{33063}Wouldn't it be great|if we hit it off at first sight?
{33085}{33173}Why not?|They say that dames are simple.
{33198}{33284}I never met one who didn't understand|a slap in the mouth
{33285}{33334}or a slug from a .45.
{33379}{33438}Come here, Sharon.
{33493}{33546}You are fantastic.
{33569}{33669}Up until tonight, the doctors had told|me that I was frigid.
{33670}{33754}I want to thank you|for proving them wrong.
{33756}{33863}You got any girl friends with|the same problem, bring them over.
{33864}{33954}When Dick and Linda spoke of you,|they used terms like,
{33956}{34017}"brilliant " and "genius"
{34019}{34101}but they didn't say|that you were also an animal.
{34125}{34197}Sorry I had to slap you around,|sweetheart,
{34198}{34278}but you got hysterical|when I said "No more."
{34665}{34712}It's Linda.
{34758}{34850}I'm alone. Sharon's with Dick,|they're out parking.
{34851}{34919}He sent me in|to make sure everything's OK.
{34920}{34971}I didn't realise it was so late.
{34973}{35047}Did you break a bottle|of shaving lotion?
{35048}{35122}- I'm wearing too much?|- It's a touch strong.
{35123}{35201}Once we get out into the air,|you won't notice.
{35202}{35255}I better set this place up quickly.
{35257}{35335}It's fine.|We'll just have a quick drink and go.
{35336}{35422}A few carefully-placed objects|create the proper impression.
{35424}{35512}You can't leave books lying around|like you're reading them!
{35514}{35588}- It creates an image.|- You don't need an image.
{35659}{35731}Got just the thing,|my 100-yard-dash medal.
{35733}{35840}- You can't leave out a track medal.|- Why? I paid $20 for it.
{35871}{35963}I got a big decision to make.|Do I go with Oscar Peterson
{35964}{36015}or Bartók String Quartet No. 5?
{36017}{36111}Play Oscar Peterson and leave Bartók|out so everybody can see it.
{36113}{36158}That's a good idea.
{36159}{36266}I've never seen anybody go to|so much trouble to impress a date.
{36267}{36370}If you devoted so much time to Nancy,|I don't see why she left.
{36372}{36487}I used to write her poems, take|her to restaurants and order in Fr
ench.
{36489}{36548}The waiter would bring|the wrong things.
{36550}{36620}If you just leaned across|and kissed her...
{36621}{36722}I tried. She used to say,|"Not here, everybody's staring."
{36723}{36794}Once, my sleeve caught fire...
{36795}{36848}See, you laughed. It's funny, right?
{36849}{36919}She took it|as a symbol of my clumsiness.
{36978}{37066}Tremendous poise.|I'm an absolute master.
{37349}{37398}Come on in.
{37674}{37758}Allan, this is Sharon.
{37785}{37877}I've got friends on this block,|right across the street.
{37879}{37969}Do you know the Gibsons?|They're a fantastic couple.
{37971}{38076}- He's an interior decorator.|- That's sort of a hobby of mine.
{38156}{38263}The key to it is to avoid looking|like you used a decorator.
{38265}{38320}I've got to make one quick call.
{38371}{38453}- Linda, are you wearing Jasmine?|- Me? No.
{38454}{38540}- What are we drinking?|- J&B on the rocks.
{38542}{38589}A Harveys Bristol Cream.
{38590}{38639}I'll have the usual.
{38661}{38737}- Bourbon and water.|- A bourbon man.
{38752}{38863}I got to cut down on my drinking.|I'm putting away a quart a day.
{39037}{39150}This is Mr Christie,|I'm no longer at 431 -5997.
{39152}{39222}I'll be at... What time did that come in?
{39327}{39386}Sharon did a movie.
{39387}{39448}- Underground.|- Stag film?
{39450}{39540}Underground, you know, arty, 16mm.
{39542}{39647}- Allan is interested in cinema.|- Really? What do you do?
{39649}{39739}I'm a writer. Nothing much.|Film Weekly.
{39740}{39789}Articles, essays, criticisms.
{39791}{39908}This film I did got very good reviews.|I got singled out.
{39910}{39979}Course, I was the only girl in it|with nine men.
{39980}{40041}What's it called? Maybe I saw it.
{40043}{40108}Gang Bang.
{40109}{40216}These films have the raunchiest titles.|Really, it wasn't sexy.
{40217}{40309}You were all out of bourbon|so I made it straight water.
{40310}{40394}It's so humid out,|I think it's going to rain.
{40395}{40495}Maybe that's why I have a headache.|I get terrible sinus attacks.
{40496}{40568}You should have them drained.
{40569}{40630}That's why it's silly to go the Pier.
{40632}{40706}Could you turn the music down|a little bit?
{40707}{40756}Of course.
{40794}{40862}Why go to an outdoor restaurant|in the rain?
{40863}{40959}- We used to go walking in the rain.|- I love the rain.
{40960}{41050}It washes memories|off the sidewalk of life.
{41226}{41310}Gee, Allan,|you really have the delicate touch.
{41311}{41418}He's a trifle tense,|he had some misfortune with his wife.
{41419}{41493}- His wife?|- His ex-wife. She's gone.
{41494}{41543}- She's dead.|- How awful.
{41544}{41597}She's not really dead.
{41599}{41679}Technically not dead,|but we're not dating.
{41680}{41772}- She left him.|- I'm sorry.
{42220}{42308}- Is he on anything?|- He's been under some strain lately.
{42381}{42492}This is Mr Christie,|I'm at The Hong Fat Noodle Company.
{42494}{42605}That's 824-7996.
{42607}{42668}Yeah, right. OK. Bye-bye.
{42692}{42827}What's interesting is when they eat|rice with chopsticks authentic
ally,
{42828}{42941}they bring it up to their mouths|in a shovelling move with your ar
m.
{43114}{43163}What's the matter?
{43165}{43245}Would you excuse me a second?|I'll be right back.
{43330}{43396}- She likes me.|- What?
{43397}{43489}I can read women.|She wants me to come on with her.
{43491}{43569}She digs me.|She's playing it very coolly.
{43570}{43636}I'm going to come on with her later.
{43712}{43811}- Good night and thanks for dinner.|- It's only ten o'clock.
{43812}{43880}I have a headache|and I have to get up early.
{43881}{43940}- I'll walk you upstairs.|- It's OK.
{43942}{44006}This city's a jungle, I better go.
{44007}{44091}If I'm not down in an hour,|sublet my apartment.
{44205}{44252}You know any other girls?
{44254}{44320}I don't know if any of them|are his type.
{44321}{44382}Most of the girls I know are normal.
{44383}{44432}He's just over-anxious.
{44434}{44518}As soon as she came over|he went into his act.
{44610}{44661}Well, night.
{44662}{44746}You know, Sharon,|a dame like you and a guy like...
{44846}{44901}How'd it go with Sharon?
{44954}{44999}Really?
{45026}{45104}I keep striking out with women|and you keep laughing.
{45105}{45183}Everybody's insecure, Allan,|not just you.
{45184}{45233}No, you're wrong, Dick is.
{45259}{45322}Me? Are you kidding? Ask my analyst.
{45323}{45422}- How many times a week do you go?|- Three, but one is group.
{45423}{45492}Anyone in your group|who'd be good for me?
{45493}{45598}Emotionally disturbed women are|interesting. A pervert or somethin
g.
{45619}{45722}Jennifer? What do mean "crazy"?
{45724}{45773}It'll strictly be sex.
{45775}{45832}She's too weird for a relationship.
{45833}{45882}I don't mind just sex.
{45884}{45962}I'd prefer a girl|that doesn't get hung up on me.
{45964}{46023}I definitely think we should try it.
{46025}{46126}I really appreciate this.|I know it must be a drag for you.
{46127}{46188}You know who's not insecure?|Bogart.
{46190}{46272}That's not real life.|You set too high a standard.
{46274}{46356}If you're gonna identify,|who am I gonna pick? My rabbi?
{46357}{46449}- Bogart's a perfect image.|- You don't need to, you're you.
{46450}{46518}I know that you can't believe that.
{46519}{46572}Anyway, onward to Jennifer.
{47368}{47466}Allan, I won't deny it.|I'm a nymphomaniac.
{47467}{47580}I discovered sex very early.|I slept with everybody.
{47581}{47659}My schoolteacher,|my sister's husband,
{47661}{47737}the string section|of the New York Philharmonic.
{47739}{47819}I want to have sex all the time,|play all the time
{47820}{47906}otherwise you're just down,|and why be down?
{47907}{47977}The best way to get up is sex.
{47993}{48042}I'm not like my sisters.
{48044}{48132}They're so inhibited,|they never want to do anything.
{48134}{48216}I believe in having sex|as often, as freely
{48218}{48286}and as intensely as possible.
{48346}{48403}What do you take me for?
{48459}{48520}How did I misread those signs?
{48561}{48620}This stuff just knocks me out.
{48622}{48708}We're in a room that has some|of the highest achievements
{48710}{48802}- of Western civilisation.|- There's no girls.
{48822}{48873}Look at the Rouault. Look.
{48907}{48956}It's pretty.
{48990}{49074}If you could have any painting,|what would you pick?
{49076}{49133}- A van Gogh. Any van Gogh.|- Me too.
{49135}{49248}I feel a mystical attraction|for van Gogh. Why is that?
{49250}{49347}I don't know. I just know|he cut off his ear for a girl he loved.
{49348}{49417}That's the kind of thing|you'd do for a girl.
{49418}{49473}I'd have to like her a lot.
{49475}{49549}I wonder if Dick|would cut his ear off for me?
{49550}{49626}I don't think you should ask him.|He's very busy.
{49628}{49706}It must be fantastic|to be loved so intensely.
{49728}{49839}Why don't we split and see if there's|any action at the Berkeley M
useum?
{49841}{49894}There's one.
{49918}{49998}- She's great.|- Go ahead, speak to her.
{50000}{50071}- No, are you kidding?|- Go on.
{50072}{50121}Go on, give it a try.
{50123}{50191}That's what we're here for. Go on.
{50192}{50243}Casual.
{50394}{50451}It's a lovely Jackson Pollock.
{50452}{50501}Yes, it is.
{50531}{50582}What does it say to you?
{50584}{50672}It restates the negativeness|of the universe.
{50674}{50805}The hideous, lonely emptiness|of existence. Nothingness.
{50806}{50929}The predicament of man forced to live|in a barren, godless eternit
y
{50930}{51030}Iike a tiny flame|flickering in an immense void
{51031}{51131}with nothing but waste,|horror and degradation
{51132}{51251}forming a useless straightjacket|in a black absurd cosmos.
{51278}{51383}- What are you doing Saturday?|- Committing suicide.
{51384}{51435}What about Friday night?
{51564}{51673}If they're beautiful, they're crazy.|Beauty drives a woman crazy.
{51674}{51723}What's he ranting about?
{51725}{51793}Why am I going to the beach?|I hate the beach.
{51794}{51849}I don't like swimming or the sun.
{51850}{51932}I'm red-headed, fair-skinned.|I don't tan, I stroke.
{51933}{52007}A lot of good women go to the beach|at weekends.
{52009}{52064}Secretaries, receptionists.
{52065}{52135}I want a really, really, great woman.
{52136}{52212}Well, Madame Curie's dead,|who else is there?
{52214}{52269}I thought you were too busy|to go away.
{52271}{52355}A few guys from the office are going,|I've got a few meetings.
{52357}{52418}Do you think we'll get to see you?
{52419}{52497}- I got you pencilled in for dinner.|- Very funny.
{52499}{52571}- Are there spiders at the beach?|- Come on!
{52573}{52684}Anything with more than two legs|that walks across my chest kills
me.
{52686}{52774}- We got to find him a broad.|- That's for sure!
{52776}{52864}- I'm carsick.|- Come on, Allan!
{52865}{52918}We're gonna drop you in the bay.
{52941}{53060}This is Mr Christie,|I'm longer at 731 -071 1 .
{53062}{53193}I'll be at 885-0714.|That's good for the whole weekend.
{53194}{53276}- What a terrific beach house.|- Glad you like it.
{53278}{53339}Let's burn it down for the insurance.
{53341}{53458}There's a single bed in here!|What happens if I get lucky?
{53460}{53511}You make love on the beach.
{53512}{53561}On the beach?
{53562}{53664}I'll be making love in the sand and|the tide will come in and carr
y me off.
{53665}{53728}I'll score and drown at the same time.
{53758}{53848}Look at that, that is pretty.|Look out there.
{53883}{53965}That's really beautiful.|The fog's gonna creep in.
{53992}{54088}Look, you can see the seagulls|flying over the cesspool.
{54235}{54342}This is fun. I haven't been|to a place like this in a long time.
{54343}{54431}I'm getting a heart attack,|I can't believe that girl.
{54459}{54531}I'm at 392-8098.
{54948}{55030}She's a doll. I'd sell my mother|to the Arabs for her.
{55031}{55092}Why don't you ask her to dance?
{55093}{55142}I can't. I don't know her.
{55231}{55350}I can't stay long. I've gotta get up early|to play tennis with the
guys.
{55351}{55396}You wanna dance?
{55397}{55489}We can't do those dances,|you have to be under 16 to look good.
{55490}{55584}I love you, miss, whoever you are.|I want to have your child.
{55585}{55665}- All right, get up and do it.|- No, I can't dance.
{55667}{55759}I'm scared. I had measles as a child,|my body won't function.
{55761}{55810}Come on, go.
{55874}{55991}Now, start dancing. You ready?|Keep count. And it's one, two...
{55993}{56050}One, two.
{56051}{56117}Right. Go ahead, say something to her.
{56182}{56231}One, two...
{56339}{56398}Try something more meaningful.
{56465}{56512}Three, four...
{56642}{56691}Speak to her.
{56791}{56840}Are you interested in dancing?
{56842}{56891}Get lost, creep.
{56945}{57017}- What did she say?|- She'd rather not.
{57314}{57394}Even if we buy two more lots,|we'll have to wait.
{57395}{57487}- It's cheaper to hold on to them.|- The price will move.
{57488}{57588}It'll require using|our current holdings as collateral.
{57589}{57659}You've got a lot going for you.
{57660}{57773}You're bright, funny and you're|romantic, if you'd only believe it
.
{57774}{57846}Why put on a mask|every time you meet a girl?
{57848}{57932}Will we be able to build?|Even in the new tax year?
{57933}{58002}Why build if the interest rate|might go down?
{58003}{58052}I keep telling you,
{58054}{58121}be yourself|and a girl will fall in love with you.
{58122}{58202}You've been great,|spending your time with me.
{58222}{58316}- I'll tell you the truth, I'm having a ball.|- Are you?
{58317}{58413}It'll make a big difference.|If you're gonna pay $600 a lot...
{58414}{58461}It's a great opportunity.
{58463}{58532}You may have half a per cent|more interest rate.
{58563}{58645}I got you a present|cos I know it's your birthday.
{58646}{58695}How'd you know?
{58697}{58762}You mentioned the date|and I remembered it.
{58763}{58847}It's the same date|my mother had her hysterectomy.
{58947}{59035}It's lovely. It's beautiful.
{59037}{59082}A plastic skunk.
{59083}{59188}It's so cute and I heard you say skunks|are your favourite animals
.
{59229}{59274}I'm so touched.
{59276}{59327}- You like it?|- I love it.
{59329}{59400}It doesn't do anything,|it's just a skunk.
{59401}{59469}She liked your present|better than mine.
{59470}{59552}She's usually so excited|when I get her something
{59553}{59614}but all she could talk about|was her skunk.
{59615}{59666}It's your imagination.
{59668}{59725}I don't know. She's moody lately.
{59726}{59787}- Cos you neglect her.|- I know.
{59788}{59864}- Did she say something?|- She doesn't have to.
{59866}{59956}I see the two of you together.|Plus she said something.
{59957}{60018}It's nothing we haven't been through.
{60020}{60090}She's very insecure,|she needs attention.
{60091}{60189}What's she insecure about?|She knows I'm crazy about her.
{60190}{60274}Why, because I'm too busy now|to always dote on her?
{60275}{60332}Linda's used to being fussed over.
{60334}{60418}She's always been pretty,|high marks in college.
{60419}{60524}I sometimes think she married me|because I didn't fawn over her.
{60525}{60582}But you must admit you're driven.
{60583}{60663}Do you know what's happening|in the stock market?
{60664}{60732}- Where are we going?|- There she is.
{60733}{60840}She works in my office.|She just broke up with her boyfriend.
{60841}{60923}- There's too many people at the table.|- Come on!
{60925}{60982}I don't want to. We'll do it later.
{60983}{61048}- What shall I say?|- Ask her to dinner.
{61049}{61119}I can't.|Why can't you and Linda come...
{61120}{61169}Cos I have to work late.
{61171}{61226}Julie, this is Allan Felix.
{61227}{61293}Would you like to go to dinner tonight?
{61294}{61390}- That's right to the point.|- That was pretty fast!
{61412}{61467}Forgive me, I'm...
{61469}{61512}It needed tossing anyhow.
{61646}{61722}Let's go in there and get stoned|and watch the freaks.
{61724}{61804}You sure you don't want to go|to the movies?
{61805}{61854}Come on!
{62231}{62288}- You wanna dance?|- No, thanks.
{62290}{62341}I didn't ask you, I asked her.
{62342}{62403}I don't wanna dance either.
{62455}{62541}- What the hell is this?|- 7 Up.
{62542}{62599}I'm on the wagon, doctor's orders.
{62601}{62681}My hand shakes.|It's like battle fatigue...
{62706}{62759}He kills me.
{62761}{62818}What's your name, honey?
{62851}{62945}- It's a nice name.|- Must get her back to the orphanage.
{62946}{63032}I take her out once a year to the zoo|and the circus. Excuse me.
{63033}{63121}- Sit down.|- I'd love to stay but I gotta be up early.
{63122}{63196}Going to a temple,|it's my people's Sabbath.
{63270}{63348}- Come here.|- Chris is coming over, is he?
{63350}{63424}I want you to meet|this good-looking broad.
{63426}{63475}Thanks for inviting us over.
{63477}{63551}- Just get right in here.|- I love parties.
{63552}{63630}You'd look real good|on the back of my chopper.
{63654}{63755}Have you fellas seen the new|production of The Trojan Women?
{63822}{63871}What are you doing?
{63872}{63921}Financial reports.
{63923}{63972}Which are not fun.
{64006}{64067}Have you seen Allan around lately?
{64093}{64175}Oh, he was here before.|He's out tonight.
{64209}{64285}- On a date?|- Yes, I fixed him up.
{64287}{64334}You did?
{64361}{64410}Who with?
{64412}{64463}One of the girls at the office.
{64489}{64538}Which one?
{64566}{64648}- Which one is she? Do I know her?|- Very sexy.
{64650}{64724}And bright.|I think they'll like each other.
{64726}{64794}Is Julie the blonde one with big eyes?
{64795}{64850}Blonde, big eyes, very earthy,
{64851}{64910}wears those see-through blouses.
{64911}{64960}Every guy in the office likes her.
{64962}{65015}You think she's right for Allan?
{65035}{65107}Cos to me,|she doesn't seem like the type.
{65108}{65188}- He liked her.|- Really?
{65230}{65281}How do you know?
{65282}{65331}I could feel it.
{65333}{65425}- Did he say anything?|- Hey, I'm trying to work.
{65426}{65475}OK, I'm sorry.
{65558}{65663}- Those guys are following us.|- Don't worry, I'm a fast runner.
{65665}{65759}- Where're you going with that chick?|- Don't look back.
{65760}{65840}- I'm scared.|- I'll go into my fake limp.
{65842}{65899}Let's all go on a little party.
{65900}{65953}Fellas, I'm a veteran.
{65955}{66035}Get rid of this creep|and I'll take you for a ride.
{66036}{66107}Take your hands off her!|Did I say that?
{66108}{66171}All right, shorty, let's go...
{66202}{66313}- Your tattoo's coming off on my neck.|- I'm gonna start screaming
!
{66315}{66374}Don't worry, I can handle this.
{66475}{66526}Start screaming.
{66780}{66852}- Allan, is that you?|- Yes.
{66853}{66929}- How'd it go?|- I got into a fight.
{66975}{67034}What? You got into a fight? With who?
{67036}{67138}Some guys got tough with Julie.|I had to teach them a lesson.
{67139}{67194}- Are you all right?|- I'm fine.
{67195}{67316}I snapped my chin onto a guy's fist|and hit one in the knee with m
y nose.
{67343}{67421}- Where's Julie?|- She ran off with the leader.
{67423}{67532}They're getting married. It never|would have worked between us.
{67534}{67645}She's Protestant, I'm Catholic,|it's a great religious abyss.
{67647}{67766}- Who were these guys?|- They said they were hairdressers.
{67768}{67852}- Hard to believe.|- You want us to call a doctor?
{67853}{67933}No, I'm fine.|I could use a three-foot Band-Aid
{67934}{67993}until the pain subsides.
{67995}{68104}She's laughing and my sex life|is turning into the Petrified Fores
t.
{68132}{68183}Very funny.
{68584}{68699}Ten million women in the country|and I can't wind up with one.
{68750}{68819}Come on,|you had some laughs with Linda.
{68820}{68918}There's no pressure with Linda,|I'm not trying to make her.
{68919}{68995}I'm sure if I met her on a date,|we'd have no fun.
{68997}{69075}The girls I try and score with|I can't get to first base.
{69748}{69840}I'm turning into the strike-out king|of San Francisco.
{69842}{69963}What do you expect? I always said|you were not the romantic type.
{69964}{70021}What's the matter with me, Nancy?
{70022}{70116}You're a dreamer, you're awkward,|you're clumsy.
{70118}{70219}They can see how desperate you are.|You've said it yourself.
{70220}{70318}Don't go by that girl tonight.|I was toying with her.
{70319}{70419}Face it, you may be very sweet|but you're not sexy.
{70420}{70512}Don't be so sure. You never said that|when we were married.
{70530}{70577}I was thinking it.
{70610}{70675}I bet she was.
{70676}{70776}I wonder if she actually had an orgasm|while we were married
{70777}{70834}or did she fake it that night?
{70905}{70954}Is this the Perry residence?
{70983}{71032}Can I speak to Marilyn?
{71076}{71141}An old friend of hers, I dated her once.
{71165}{71214}Do you remember?
{71216}{71277}I'm stunned! It was 1 1 years ago.
{71279}{71384}That's right.|Short with red hair and glasses.
{71385}{71440}No, that's cleared up.
{71497}{71558}How can I get in touch with her?
{71584}{71635}Really?
{71636}{71687}She still feels that way?
{71712}{71761}It's been 1 1 years.
{71788}{71853}When did you last speak with her?
{71914}{71963}Last week.
{71965}{72072}And she specified that she didn't|want you to give me the number?
{72098}{72143}I see.
{72144}{72193}OK, thank you.
{72343}{72421}Excuse me,|could you tell me where Mr Felix is?
{72423}{72503}- Right through that door.|- Thank you.
{72630}{72698}- Are you busy?|- What are you doing here?
{72699}{72760}- I don't feel so hot.|- What's wrong?
{72761}{72826}What do you have|for an anxiety attack?
{72827}{72888}Everything, I'm a drugstore.
{72890}{72951}I have this throbbing in my stomach.
{72952}{73013}How do know it's anxiety and not fear?
{73014}{73088}- My stomach's jumpy.|- Is it hard to breathe?
{73090}{73151}I feel frightened and I don't know why.
{73152}{73217}- I get that.|- Is it fear or anxiety?
{73218}{73273}Homosexual panic.
{73275}{73365}I always get this way|when Dick goes on a business trip.
{73366}{73413}He had to fly to Cleveland.
{73414}{73469}I got up, drove him to the airport
{73470}{73531}and threw up|in the United Airlines terminal.
{73532}{73577}I've thrown up there.
{73578}{73639}I don't know what it is that upsets me.
{73641}{73731}Fear of separation.|I had to go to Washington once,
{73733}{73788}and although I was leaving, I got sick
{73790}{73843}and when I returned,|my wife threw up.
{73844}{73943}My analyst would say I'm feeling guilty|because I want him to go.
{73944}{73989}I can't understand you.
{73990}{74068}You're a knockout,|why are you a mass of symptoms?
{74069}{74118}Why is anybody screwed up?
{74120}{74186}I guess it happens|when you're a child.
{74187}{74290}You think you're ugly, your parents|divorce, you feel abandoned.
{74292}{74341}You must have the same thing.
{74343}{74423}My parents never got divorced,|although I begged them to.
{74424}{74529}I know you think I'm nice,|I appreciate it. It's good for my ego.
{74531}{74584}And I'm hypercritical.
{74585}{74667}I have a tendency to reject|before I get rejected.
{74669}{74720}That way I save time and money.
{74803}{74891}- No date tonight?|- I had a date but she called it off.
{74893}{74942}Some kind of Polish holiday.
{74966}{75040}Why don't we go out to dinner|and hit a movie?
{75042}{75109}I have a better idea.|Have dinner at my house.
{75110}{75165}The Big Sleep's on tonight.
{75166}{75229}Do you have anything for me to cook?
{75230}{75299}Frozen steaks|and a bottle of champagne.
{75300}{75357}What are you doing with champagne?
{75359}{75464}I tried to cook to impress a girl.|Beef stroganoff in the pressure
cooker.
{75466}{75540}- How was it?|- I don't know. It's still on the wall.
{75542}{75628}- I'll buy some stuff and bring it over.|- Fabulous.
{75630}{75704}I'll get some asparagus,|salad and dessert.
{75705}{75804}I love to cook but I never get a chance.|Dick's always so busy.
{75805}{75856}Get a whole lot of stuff.
{75857}{75935}You can open the champagne|but not just for me.
{75936}{76039}I'll have one with you but you|have to put me to bed if I dance na
ked.
{76150}{76246}This is gonna be great.|I've got a terrific rapport with Linda.
{76247}{76296}I hate to see her depressed.
{76298}{76421}It's gonna be a nice, cosy evening in.|Build a little fire.
{76423}{76499}I'll get some candles,|set up some atmosphere.
{76501}{76546}Open the champagne.
{76547}{76639}Women are suckers for champagne,|it makes them crazy.
{76640}{76740}It makes them crazy?|What the hell am I talking about here?
{76741}{76790}This is Linda, Dick's wife.
{76813}{76874}So, you finally fell in love with her?
{76876}{76991}- I just got carried away for a minute.|- You don't have to feel g
uilty.
{76993}{77118}Over what? Two lonely people with|lots in common have dinner toget
her.
{77120}{77225}- We're platonic friends.|- That's not how she thinks of you.
{77227}{77301}- How can you tell?|- Does she have to attack you?
{77303}{77379}Don't get those candles,|they're for a Jewish holiday!
{77381}{77498}- She's my friend's wife.|- She'll tell Dick and he'll beat you up
.
{77499}{77571}- She loves you, not him.|- He's not romantic.
{77572}{77629}- He could be.|- Don't listen to him.
{77630}{77708}- Don't listen to her.|- We're in a supermarket.
{77738}{77812}Get a grip on yourself, she's married.
{77813}{77880}And to your best friend.
{77881}{77955}They're never gonna|get a divorce either.
{77957}{78016}Why can't I ever get a break?
{78018}{78073}I'd like you to do me a favour.
{78075}{78172}I've fallen in love with another woman,|it just happened.
{78173}{78251}We're going to live in Alaska,|she's an Eskimo.
{78252}{78365}I thought perhaps while I'm gone,|you'd look after Linda.
{78367}{78449}- Of course.|- Well, I'm off to Alaska.
{78450}{78528}If you need me,|I'll be at Frozen Tundra 69290.
{78762}{78865}I'm so tense.|I don't know what's wrong.
{78891}{78944}She'll be here any second.
{78946}{79016}She is always complimenting me.
{79017}{79128}I know she likes me|but does she like me that way?
{79165}{79220}What the hell? I could test her.
{79243}{79290}I could make an advance.
{79291}{79346}What could possibly go wrong?
{79373}{79422}- Don't!|- It was meant to be.
{79424}{79485}Take your hands off me.|Are you crazy?
{79486}{79586}- Linda, my love.|- I'm a married woman. Rape!
{79587}{79642}Let's not get carried away.
{79643}{79692}I'm not an appealing guy.
{79718}{79788}The thought that|Linda could fall for me,
{79789}{79844}I'm kidding myself.
{79845}{79906}Where the hell is she anyhow?
{79908}{80002}By now she could have had her steak|and been out of here.
{80129}{80232}I feel so light, that lithium|I took today is really working.
{80234}{80312}Maybe you'd better not|have any champagne.
{80314}{80415}No, if I get carried away,|you can always call the police.
{80416}{80498}- How long is Dick away for?|- He's back tomorrow.
{80499}{80575}There's a new Truffaut film,|we should go see it.
{80576}{80627}Come on, we're all set for here.
{80629}{80750}Besides, it's starting to rain|and that great lda Lupino movie's o
n.
{80751}{80868}She's married but gets involved|with her husband's best friend.
{80869}{80939}- How does it end?|- She kills the men.
{80940}{81032}- Let's go out.|- No, I really want to see the movie.
{81034}{81166}It's a fascinating theme. Do you think it|is possible to love two
people at once?
{81167}{81241}- What do you mean?|- A wife, happily married,
{81243}{81308}suddenly finds she loves another man.
{81309}{81424}Not that she doesn't love her husband|just that she loves somebody
else.
{81426}{81475}Do you think that's possible?
{81477}{81526}- Do you?|- Very.
{81528}{81599}Very possible|and probably very common.
{81600}{81657}Love is such a strange phenomenon.
{81659}{81710}Strange and exquisite.
{81723}{81795}- Go ahead, make your move.|- No, I can't.
{81796}{81855}- Take her and kiss her.|- Is anything wrong?
{81857}{81951}She wants it. Hurry,|before she moves out of position.
{81953}{82020}- Kiss her, kid.|- I'll do the potatoes.
{82059}{82126}Well, kid, you blew it.
{82152}{82201}I can't do it.
{82203}{82314}How's it look? I invite her over|and come on like a sex degenerate
.
{82315}{82413}You're getting carried away.|You think too much, just do it.
{82414}{82463}We're platonic friends.
{82465}{82551}I can't spoil that by coming on.|She'll slap my face.
{82553}{82606}I've had my face slapped plenty.
{82608}{82669}But your glasses|don't go flying across the room.
{82670}{82719}-You're gonna disappoint her.|- I can't.
{82769}{82838}Here we are, you can start on this.
{82855}{82939}Did you read that another|Oakland woman was raped?
{82940}{83007}I was nowhere near Oakland!
{83033}{83133}- Do they know who did it?|- No idea. He must be very clever.
{83134}{83224}You must be on the ball to rape|so many women and get away with it
.
{83226}{83329}If anybody tried to rape me,|I'd just pretend to go along with it
{83331}{83409}and then grab a heavy object|and let him have it.
{83455}{83516}That is unless I was enjoying it.
{83584}{83645}They say it's every woman's|secret desire.
{83646}{83720}I guess it depends on|who's doing the raping.
{83745}{83843}Why dwell on morbid subjects?|Odds are you'll never get raped.
{83844}{83893}Not with my luck.
{83944}{83997}I feel so light.
{83998}{84088}That drink is going right to my head.|I'm floating.
{84090}{84147}- Go ahead, kiss her.|- I can't.
{84148}{84207}- She's ready.|- How can you be sure?
{84208}{84280}- Believe me, I'm sure.|- She'll pull back.
{84281}{84363}She's sitting and waiting.|Now, don't screw up.
{84407}{84468}Right, I'll try but I'm gonna go slow.
{84470}{84546}If she screams,|I'll pretend it was a joke.
{84547}{84596}She'd better laugh.
{84649}{84698}The phone!
{84798}{84843}Yes, she's here.
{84844}{84938}She came over before.|I was going out, I had a Polish date.
{84939}{85009}It's for you, it's from Cleveland.
{85010}{85067}- Are you upset?|- The ring startled me.
{85069}{85149}I want her out, I'm gonna cause|an international incident!
{85150}{85240}- Hello, darling.|- She loves him. I'm kidding myself.
{85241}{85352}Relax. You're as nervous as Elizabeth|Scott was before I blew her
brains out.
{85353}{85424}All you got to do is make your move.
{85425}{85522}This is crazy. We'll all wind up|in The National Enquirer.
{85523}{85576}OK, goodbye.
{85577}{85624}Yes, I will.
{85648}{85755}Dick sounded down. I think|he's having trouble in Cleveland.
{85757}{85833}How come he never takes you|with him on these trips?
{85835}{85925}I'm afraid to fly.|My analyst says it's an excuse.
{85927}{85980}He never asks me along, though.
{85982}{86054}Maybe he's got something|going on the side.
{86056}{86148}- Would that bother you?|- Sure. But not if I didn't know.
{86150}{86269}I know it'd hurt Dick if you ever|had a casual affair with anyone.
{86271}{86349}I don't think I could|have a casual affair.
{86351}{86416}No, I don't take those things lightly.
{86417}{86514}If I fell for another man,|it'd have to be more than just a fling.
{86515}{86601}I'd have feel something more serious.|Are you shaking?
{86603}{86648}Just chilly.
{86649}{86708}It's not very cold.
{86710}{86782}Anyway, I'm not the type for an affair.
{86783}{86842}I couldn't take the excitement.
{86844}{86901}Besides, I'm not glamorous enough.
{86903}{86956}You're uncommonly beautiful.
{86958}{87040}When I go out with you|and all those beautiful girls,
{87041}{87094}I feel like life has passed me by.
{87095}{87158}I should be selling chocolate|at Fannie Farmer.
{87159}{87218}Those girls are not in your league.
{87220}{87341}Keep talking, you're saving my life.|I have such an inferiority co
mplex.
{87342}{87414}You're doing very well.|Now kiss her.
{87416}{87488}- Please!|- You built up to it beautifully.
{87489}{87577}- I don't have the nerve.|- Tell her she's beautiful.
{87578}{87652}- I just told her.|- Again.
{87653}{87733}You really are|an unusually beautiful person.
{87734}{87841}- I don't know what to say...|- You're exceptionally beautiful.
{87843}{87917}You're uncommonly beautiful,|unusually beautiful...
{87918}{87969}All right!
{87971}{88041}It's been so long since|anybody said that.
{88042}{88112}- Move closer to her.|- How close?
{88113}{88162}The length of your lips.
{88164}{88244}- That's very close.|- Come on, move.
{88413}{88458}Now what?
{88459}{88576}Tell her that she moves something|in you that you can't control.
{88577}{88632}- You're kidding!|- Go ahead.
{88633}{88686}- It's corny.|- She'll love it.
{88687}{88752}Fred Astaire looks great in tails, I don't.
{88753}{88824}Leave Fred Astaire out of this|and say something.
{88825}{88899}- I've loved our time together.|- So have l.
{88901}{88965}All right? I don't want to use your line.
{88966}{89019}You're doing fine, kid.
{89021}{89134}Now, tell her she has the most|irresistible eyes you've ever seen.
{89191}{89290}You have the most eyes|I've ever seen on any person.
{89291}{89348}- Your...|- Your hand is trembling.
{89349}{89413}- That's because you're near.|- Pardon?
{89414}{89463}Tell her that!
{89501}{89554}That's because you're near.
{89555}{89620}You really know what to say,|don't you?
{89621}{89693}Now, tell her|that you've met a lot of dames
{89694}{89776}but she is really something special.
{89777}{89844}- That she won't believe.|- Oh, no?
{89908}{89973}I have met a lot of dames
{89974}{90060}but you are really something special.
{90062}{90092}Really?
{90093}{90146}She bought it!
{90221}{90322}Put your right hand around|her shoulders and pull her close.
{90323}{90374}- I can't.|- Go on!
{90375}{90424}I'll try.
{90504}{90623}Now, get ready for the big move|and do exactly as I tell you.
{90625}{90707}I warned you|to leave my ex-husband alone.
{90902}{90961}I guess I better fix the steaks.
{91043}{91092}Your eyes...
{91123}{91174}are like two thick steaks.
{91176}{91219}Don't!
{91220}{91292}- I'll pay for the lamp.|- I think I love you.
{91294}{91351}No, I insist on paying for the lamp.
{91353}{91447}- Forget the lamp.|- I'm so clumsy. Take $10.
{91448}{91538}Forget the damn lamp.|Give me $5, we'll call it even.
{91539}{91598}- Don't!|- You're making a mistake.
{91600}{91713}I was joking. I was just testing you.|It was a platonic kiss.
{91715}{91807}- I think I'd better go home.|- You're making a mistake.
{91809}{91877}- I should go.|- If you think I would...
{91878}{91927}Allan, I'll be fine.
{91981}{92061}I attacked her.|I'm a vicious jungle beast.
{92063}{92155}She's panicky. When she gets home,|she'll be hysterical.
{92156}{92255}What am I gonna tell Dick?|She'll probably go to the police.
{92256}{92332}What did I do?|I'm not Bogart, I never will be.
{92334}{92381}I'm a disgrace to my sex.
{92382}{92481}I should get a job at an Arabian palace|as a eunuch.
{92482}{92533}That's the vice squad.
{92580}{92635}Did you say you loved me?
{93359}{93408}I still can't believe it.
{93434}{93493}I haven't slept that well in years.
{93530}{93581}Is it noon yet?
{93583}{93630}No, it's seven.
{93631}{93676}Seven?
{93697}{93752}I didn't realise it was so early.
{93786}{93870}- You were fantastic last night in bed.|- Thanks.
{93897}{93993}- How do you feel now?|- I think the Pepto-Bismol helped.
{94019}{94109}What were you thinking about|while we were doing it?
{94110}{94151}Willie Mays.
{94153}{94233}You always think of baseball players|when you make love?
{94234}{94279}It keeps me going.
{94280}{94374}I couldn't figure out|why you kept yelling "slide".
{94475}{94542}It'll probably be best if you told Dick.
{94543}{94592}What'll I say?
{94619}{94726}It could happen and it happened.|It's not your fault or my fault.
{94727}{94811}You felt like a woman last night|and I felt like a man.
{94812}{94894}And that's what|those kind of people do.
{94895}{95018}But we can't sneak around|and have an affair. It's so cheap.
{95020}{95102}You know,|you've got to be honest with him.
{95103}{95210}You just have to tell him|the two of you have grown apart
{95211}{95268}and you and I have fallen in love.
{95269}{95322}- That's if you love me.|- I do.
{95324}{95377}Then we have to tell him the truth.
{95379}{95424}I'm so tense.
{95425}{95505}I can tell him.|I've known him longer than you have.
{95507}{95593}- No, I'd prefer to do it.|- Maybe you'd better do it.
{95594}{95639}Tell him what?
{95640}{95726}Tell him that the two of us|are right for each other
{95727}{95848}and that may be he ought to think|about getting his stuff and movi
ng out.
{95849}{95908}Maybe you move|in with me for a while.
{95944}{96015}As long as we handle this|in a mature way.
{96016}{96098}As long as I'm mature about it,|you're mature about it,
{96099}{96199}both of us are mature,|we can achieve a certain maturation
{96200}{96253}that guarantees maturiosity.
{96255}{96327}You're mature, Allan, and very wise.
{96329}{96392}The key to wiseness is maturiositude.
{96430}{96500}Why is it always so complicated?
{96501}{96550}Lean on me, baby.
{96569}{96618}Lean on me.
{97054}{97144}If you want me,|I'll be home having an anxiety attack.
{97244}{97293}Well, kid, she loves you.
{97295}{97400}Why not?|I was dynamite in bed last night.
{97401}{97497}That lucky girl.|I gave her my best moves.
{97910}{98012}Excuse me, I want to take a look|at the music box in the window.
{98013}{98099}There's a nice, brown,|small music box.
{98413}{98528}- What are you doing here?|- I was calling, didn't you hear?
{98529}{98619}No, I was thinking about some stuff.
{98620}{98706}- Still daydreaming. How are you?|- OK. How are you?
{98708}{98788}I just got back from New York.|I'm gonna move back there.
{98789}{98834}Is that so?
{98835}{98884}I don't know what to say!
{98886}{98935}So, what are you doing?
{98961}{99055}You know, the usual.|Going to the movies and...
{99056}{99109}staring off into space.
{99111}{99166}Are you seeing someone?
{99225}{99276}I mean, I go out but...
{99277}{99328}How are Dick and Linda?
{99344}{99420}She's fine. Just... I wouldn't know.
{99446}{99514}You're in better spirits than when I left.
{99515}{99578}I am. You got me on an up-day.
{99579}{99638}Is this the music box you wanted?
{99662}{99707}It's pretty.
{99734}{99845}I need to keep my paperclips|in something so... You know?
{99846}{99924}I have an appointment|with the diet doctor.
{99925}{99980}You don't seem overweight to me.
{99981}{100042}Let's not have that argument again.
{100043}{100084}Right.
{100111}{100199}- Bye.|- So long. It was nice seeing you.
{100201}{100250}Thanks. You, too.
{100323}{100390}I was real cool.
{100391}{100448}Why not? She never understood me.
{100450}{100563}I'm complicated.|I think Linda understands that.
{100565}{100614}Linda finds me exciting.
{100616}{100661}Dick'll understand.
{100662}{100742}Because of our social encounters|a romance has developed.
{100744}{100816}It's natural|among sophisticated people.
{100830}{100894}- You sent for me?|- Yes. Drink? Scotch?
{100895}{100964}- Fine.|- Soda? Linda and I are in love.
{100965}{101043}Just as well. My doctor says|I have two months to live.
{101045}{101112}- Good. Then you don't mind?|- Not a bit.
{101141}{101213}Dick and I have been through|a lot together.
{101214}{101335}He's my best friend. This is terrible.|This is gonna hurt him, I
know it.
{101336}{101432}How could they?|My wife and my best friend.
{101433}{101488}I loved her. And I loved him.
{101515}{101572}Why didn't I see it coming?
{101574}{101654}Me, who had the foresight|to by Polaroid at 8.5.
{101726}{101775}Dick is an emotional guy.
{101777}{101877}He's liable to... God knows what?|Kill himself or something.
{101878}{101944}Kill himself?|What might he do to you?
{101945}{102031}You take a guy's wife,|you humiliate him...
{102032}{102139}You've seen enough ltalian movies.|And Dick's got a temper.
{103159}{103218}You're supposed to be in Cleveland.
{103219}{103285}I had to come home.|I got to talk to you.
{103339}{103388}I got a problem.
{103443}{103488}What do you mean?
{103578}{103635}I think Linda's having an affair.
{103661}{103722}I called her at home, she's not there.
{103724}{103800}Recently, she's been distant,|distracted.
{103801}{103877}Little things|only a husband would notice.
{103878}{103993}I don't understand it. You've seen her|a lot lately, she's chang
ed.
{103995}{104102}The other night she spoke|about having an affair in her sleep.
{104104}{104180}- Did she mention any names?|- Only yours.
{104182}{104272}When I woke her,|she said it was just a nightmare.
{104381}{104445}I keep trying to think|of who it could be.
{104446}{104553}It's got to be someone I don't know,|someone she met through wor
k.
{104554}{104682}An agent or ad executive,|a photographer, maybe an actor.
{104683}{104736}- Don't get upset.|- I love her.
{104738}{104795}If she leaves me, I'll kill myself.
{104797}{104854}Since when are you so emotional?
{104855}{104931}I've never been in love with|anyone before.
{104932}{105016}If I find out who the guy is, I'll kill him.
{105018}{105118}I've neglected her and|now she's involved with some stud.
{105119}{105228}If I haven't already lost her,|I'm really gonna make it up to he
r.
{105230}{105283}I'm gonna change.
{105284}{105366}I'm gonna make her life with me|fun and exciting
{105367}{105441}cos without her,|it wouldn't be worth living.
{105442}{105561}I was up all night thinking,|"I'm losing her. Too bad, I'll surv
ive."
{105562}{105640}Then I panicked and called her.|She was out.
{105641}{105702}Where the hell did she stay?
{105703}{105774}- Calm yourself.|- I've got to find her.
{105775}{105861}I've got to beg her forgiveness|before it's too late.
{105863}{105961}I want her to get on that plane with me|back to Cleveland.
{105962}{106026}I want to hear her laugh and speak.
{106027}{106092}I want to pamper her,|take care of her.
{106143}{106192}Sorry for carrying on like this
{106194}{106266}but you're the only friend|who'd understand.
{106268}{106313}I understand.
{106314}{106439}Look, Allan, if she calls,|will you tell her I've got to talk to
her?
{106440}{106493}Tell her I'll see her at home.
{106494}{106555}- OK, I'll tell her.|- Thanks.
{106598}{106622}Thanks a lot.
{106918}{107018}How can I break up his home?|He's crazy about her.
{107019}{107109}I never realised how much.|He never realised how much.
{107299}{107354}Hello, Linda?
{107356}{107440}I'm in the middle of a conversation.|I'll call you back.
{107464}{107509}Don't...
{107668}{107717}So that's really it?
{107775}{107882}Linda, I have to speak to you.|Have you told him anything yet?
{107884}{107955}- Who is that? ls that him?|- This is Allan.
{107956}{108040}- Allan, I'll speak to you later.|- Don't hang up!
{108446}{108542}Listen, this is urgent...|You sound terrible.
{108605}{108650}Excuse me.
{108695}{108744}That wasn't her.
{108782}{108847}I just hope you know|what you're doing.
{108923}{109003}Is it all right? ls the coast clear?|Can I speak?
{109035}{109127}- I ought to be in Cleveland.|- No, wait.
{109153}{109210}Say... Just answer in...
{109231}{109280}I'll speak to you later.
{109345}{109398}I don't believe this.
{109459}{109504}The airport.
{109505}{109605}I've got to speak to her|before she says anything to him.
{109733}{109823}- The Christies just left for the airport.|- Together?
{109824}{109873}One right after the other.
{109875}{109922}Taxi!
{109957}{110082}I'll tell her it's over, that's all.|It was fun but we lost our
heads.
{110107}{110206}What if it's too late?|What if Linda's really hooked on me?
{110230}{110339}Once a woman's been made love to|by somebody who can do it great
...
{110357}{110416}I was incredible last night in bed.
{110436}{110520}I never once had to sit up|and consult the manual.
{110522}{110622}Love is very different for a woman,|it's a complicated phenomeno
n.
{110623}{110692}I've never broken off with a girl before.
{110693}{110763}- You said you loved me.|- Take it gracefully.
{110764}{110852}But the time we've spent together,|the closeness.
{110854}{110923}You mean too much to me,|I can't let you go.
{110924}{111020}- I 'm sorry.|- Sorry? You think I'm some play-toy?
{111021}{111084}- What can I say?|- Give me the letter.
{111085}{111134}- What?|- Give me the letter.
{111136}{111189}- There is no letter.|- I want it.
{111190}{111309}You're going crazy.|Don't pull the trigger. I'm a bleeder!
{111333}{111444}Pull yourself together, kid.|You should feel encouraged.
{111446}{111534}When you weren't being phoney,|you got a good dame to fall for y
ou.
{111535}{111601}You thought|you couldn't make it with dames.
{111602}{111721}- And now I've got to end it.|- It's not that hard, kid. Watch.
{111951}{112023}- Come here, sweetheart.|- Yes, darling?
{112046}{112099}- It's over.|- What is?
{112100}{112145}- Us.|- Over?
{112146}{112199}- Over. Kaput.|- That simple?
{112200}{112261}- That's right.|- Supposing I say no?
{112263}{112332}- Won't do you any good.|- And will this?
{112333}{112409}Come off it, sugar.|You never could use a rod.
{112457}{112531}But why does it have to end|before it can begin?
{112533}{112586}Because you play too rough for me.
{112588}{112682}You killed Johnson.|Parker found out so you killed him too.
{112683}{112736}Then you wanted to finish me off.
{112738}{112855}You couldn't do it when I was facing|you so you wanted me to tur
n around.
{112856}{112942}Now, let's go. You're taking the fall.
{113136}{113189}That's all there is to it.
{113191}{113246}For you because you're Bogart.
{113247}{113300}Everybody is at certain times.
{113301}{113373}You're doing something|I didn't think you could.
{113374}{113464}You're passing up a real tomato|because you don't want to hurt a
guy.
{113465}{113541}If I did that,|there wouldn't be a dry eye.
{113542}{113591}But I'm heartbroken over it.
{113592}{113651}All the more reason to feel proud of it.
{113653}{113702}- You think so?|- Sure.
{113704}{113817}Listen, kid, there's other things|in life besides dames.
{113819}{113913}One of them is to know|you did the right thing for a pal.
{113914}{113963}Think it over.
{114682}{114774}- What gate is the flight to Cleveland?|- Gate 15.
{114960}{115031}- Where's the plane to Cleveland?|- Gate 15.
{115508}{115563}- Wait.|- What are you doing here?
{115565}{115651}- I've something important to tell you.|- So do l.
{115652}{115738}Do you realise what a wonderful thing|has happened?
{115740}{115843}The most beautiful thing has|happened right under our noses.
{115844}{115947}We've had a wonderful experience.|Doesn't that surprise you?
{115949}{116035}You didn't have to leave books|lying around,
{116037}{116102}you didn't have to have on|the proper music.
{116103}{116212}I even saw you in your underwear|with the days of the week on th
em.
{116230}{116302}- We have to call it quits.|- Yes, I know.
{116303}{116387}- Pardon me?|- Suddenly things became very clear.
{116388}{116499}And when I asked myself if I really|wanted to break off my marri
age,
{116501}{116587}the answer was no. I love Dick.
{116612}{116702}Although someone|as wonderful as you is very tempting,
{116704}{116780}- I can't imagine life without him.|- You can't?
{116781}{116921}He needs me. In some|unexplainable way, I need him.
{116923}{116972}I know he needs you.
{116974}{117077}This is the first time I've been affected|by anyone besides Dick
.
{117079}{117134}I'm already in love with you.
{117136}{117237}Unless we stop now,|I won't be able to go back to him.
{117238}{117310}I don't regret a moment|of what's happened
{117312}{117419}because it's reaffirmed|my feelings for Dick.
{117497}{117546}Linda, I understand, really.
{117548}{117636}Sure? You're not just saying that|to make things easy?
{117638}{117691}I'm saying it because it's true.
{117692}{117786}We both know you belong to Dick.|You're part of his work.
{117787}{117865}If that plane leaves and you don't,|you'll regret it.
{117866}{117981}Maybe not today or tomorrow|but soon and for the rest of your li
fe.
{117982}{118027}That's beautiful.
{118028}{118081}It's from Casablanca.
{118082}{118143}I waited my whole life to say it.
{118399}{118473}I thought I saw you here.|What's going on?
{118474}{118546}You should know something|before you two leave.
{118548}{118613}Us? You're coming with me?
{118646}{118709}Nobody owes me any explanations.
{118710}{118798}I'm going to anyway because|it may mean something later on.
{118800}{118880}You said you thought Linda|was having an affair.
{118881}{118953}But she was at my house|when you called.
{118955}{119064}She came over to baby-sit with me|because I was lonely. Right?
{119106}{119182}Over the past weeks|I've fallen in love with her.
{119183}{119298}I hoped she felt the same way|but all she could talk about was y
ou.
{119299}{119379}- I understand, Allan.|- I hope you do.
{119725}{119778}We better be going.
{119969}{120018}I'll call you, Allan.
{120363}{120412}That was great.
{120414}{120496}You've really developed yourself|a little style.
{120497}{120571}I do have a certain amount of style,|don't l?
{120598}{120667}I guess you won't be needing me|any more.
{120668}{120775}There's nothing I can tell you now|that you don't already know.
{120777}{120888}I guess that's so. I guess the secret's|not being you, it's bein
g me.
{120889}{120955}True, you're not too tall and kinda ugly
{120956}{121081}but I'm short enough and ugly enough|to succeed on my own.
{121137}{121192}Here's looking at you, kid.