Setting Up
Julio: Ok guys, welcome to ³Anything Studios´. Well, first thing is first. Let me see if everyone is here. Guy (Cut to Jorge), Jack (Cut to Jay), Lexi (Cut to Amy), and Abby (Cut to Gianna). That¶s it, everyone is here. Everyone who I called is here right now. Will: (Knocks over camera) Wow guys! You all suck! Julio: Wait! (Cut to static)(Cut back) Julio: And Will. Happy? Will: Thank you. Julio: Now, I would like to start with a short speech I wrote. (He pulls out a large stack of index cards.) So, let me start with the terms and conditions. (His voice fades to the background and fades out as we hear the people¶s thoughts.) (Cut to Amy) Amy: (Searching her bag) Let¶s see« Where is my pepper spray? I wanna see if it hurts more than this.(Cut to Gianna) Gianna: OMG LMAO LOL Girl! You like Brock? Well I can¶t see how because he sweats whenever he sees you. Wait, He¶s my boyfriend! You will not lay a- (Cut to Jorge) Jorge: This is so boring! He said I was gonna meet Megan Fox. I feel ripped off. (zoom out) Jay: I know right. Jorge: (Scared) What TheJulio: «And in closing, This channel will not harm any kind of primate to avoid destruction by super intelligent orangutans. Thank you. (Silence) Anyway let¶s get started. I need you guys to get three things. A bunch of fake guns, a typewriter, and Sonic the Hedgehog. (Jay raises his hand) Yeah? Jay: We don¶t have fake guns, but we have bananas. Julio: good enough. (points to Gianna) Yeah?
Gianna: They don¶t even make typewriters anymore. Julio: Double check on that. I scripts. (points to Jorge) Yeah? want that old look to the
Jorge: Sonic the hedgehog doesn¶t exist. Julio: Shut the F*** up, you F***ing liar!