Singapore

http://www.cnngo.com/singapore/none/worlds-greatest-city-50-reasons-why-singapor e-no-1-399897 World's Greatest City: 50 reasons why Singapore is No. 1 English that no one else understands It's the unofficial 'first language' of most Singaporeans and one that would bew ilder the remaining English-speaking world. Singlish is the creole of choice for citizens, cobbled together from various influences including Queen's English, B ahasa Melayu, Tamil, dialects such as Hokkien, Teochew, Cantonese, Bengali, Punj abi and even a smattering of various other European, Indic and Sinitic languages . Word of warning -- if you don't know it, don't try it. It'll make you sound si llier than we already do. Eh, dun pray pray ah