Text Message Dictionary

UNABRIDGED INSTANT TEXT MESSAGE DICTIONARY The LARGEST glossary of TEXT MESSAGING shortcuts anywhere! 3,907 abbreviations & acronyms for shorter sentences, phrases & words. R U RDY 2 become an XPRT @ TM'ing? - Amaze your friends! Do you know these initialisms: AFK, BRB, BTW, FYI, IMHO or OIC? Speed up your typing of text messages when using: Internet - ICQ - IRC - Chat - Chatrooms - Email PDA's - Pocket PC's. Wi-Fi - Mobile phones - Cellular phones - Cell phones Pagers.
Messaging Technologies That You Benifit From When Using Shorthand Texting SMS = Short Message Service IM = Instant Messaging ICQ, Chat EMS = Enhanced Message Service TM = Text Messaging Chatrooms MMS = Multimedia Message Service MO = Mobile Originated Chat Groups IMS = Instant Messaging Service IRC = Internet Relay Chat Texting EIM = Exchange Instant Messaging CSC = Common Short Code IM'ing IMPP = Instant Messaging & Presence Two Way SMSing SMS'ing Protocol XMPP = Extensible Messaging and Presence PIP = Presence Information TM'ing Protocol Protocol

Rated - G - for General audiences (Ok for younguns)
3 years of research & editing by Jim Shook HOME Originally posted: 11/24/02, updated 03/29/03, massive re-update 03/10/05

INDEX of SHORT CUTS, ABBREVIATIONS, ACRONYMS & INITIALISMS

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#'s ! # $0.02 (2) & 'Ween *beg* *bg* *bwg* *chuckle* *eg* *frown* *g* *g* *grin* *h* *k* *m* *poof* *smile* *s* *smirk* *vbeg* *vbg* *wink* *w* .02 1 100 1000s 100s 101 10Q 10X 121 12345

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I have a comment (4) Number (2) Throwing in your two cents' worth And Halloween Big Evil Grin Big Grin (5) Big Wide Grin (2) The speaker chuckles Evil Grin (3) The speaker is frowning Giggle Grin (8) Hug Kiss More Text Has left the chat Smiling Smirking Very Big Evil Grin Very Big Grin (3) Wink (3) My/Your Two Cents Worth (2) One; Won; Want (2) Nature Calls/Pit Stop (3) Thousands Hundreds One On One Thank You (4) Thanks One To One Talk About School

143 I Love You (I=1, Love=4, You=3) (2) 14AA41 One for All & All for One (2) 1CE Wns Once (4,1) 1DAY One Day (2) 1FTR One For The Road (2) 1NC Once (2) 1ON1 One On One (2) 2 To (5) 2 To; Too; Two (10) 20 Location (3) 24/7 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (3) 26Y4U Too Sexy For You (4) 2B To Be (2) 2B OR N2B To Be Or Not To Be (Shakespeare)(2) 2BCNTD 2BC To Be Continued (7,1) 2B|^2B To Be Or Not To Be (Shakespeare, using logic symbols |^) 2D4 To Die For (6) 2DAY Today (13) 2F4W Too Funny For Words 2G4U Too Good For You (6) 2HT2HNDL Too Hot To Handle (3) 2L8 Too Late (5) 2MI Too Much Information 2MOR 2MORO Tomorrow (14,2) 2MORO Tomorrow 2MRW 2MORROW Tomorrow 2NITE 2N Tonight (20,1) 2U2 To You Too (5) 2WIMC To Whom It May Concern (3) 2l8 Too Late 381 Three Words, Eight Letters, One Meaning (I Love You) (2) 3SUM Threesome (9) 4 For; Four; Fore (9,4,1) 4-F-R N E-R Forever & Ever (2) 404 I have no clue / I don't know (URL not found err)(5) 411 Info (need information)(2) 4COL For Crying Out Loud (2) 4E 4EVER Forever (6,3) 4ER 4EVR Forever

4EVRYRS For Ever Yours 4GM Forgive me 4GS For Goodness Sakes 4GV Forgive (2) 4GVN Forgiven (2) 4S For Sure! (yes) 4U For You 4X4 Four wheel drive vehicle (Jeep) 4YEO For Your Eyes Only (8) 4YOG For Your Own Good 501 An excuse that's full of holes 5WGY10 $5 Will Get you $10 (betting, 2 to 1 odds) 73 Best Regards (3) 7H Seventh Heaven (euphoria) 7K Sick (5) 8 Ate / Eight (7,1) 8 Infinity 86 Out Of / Over / To Get Rid Of (2) 88 Love and Kisses (3) 8ball Eightball 911 Emergency, Call 911 Emergency, Call Me (3) ::POOF:: Goodbye (Leaving The Room) ? I have a question @ At (10) @@ Just Lurking, Reading But Not Participating @ABOY Atta Boy, (that's my boy / way to go / congratulations) @AC At All Cost (spare no effort) @COLL At College @HM At Home @SCHL At School @TEOTD At The End Of The Day (2) @WRK At Work ^5 High 5/Five (4) A's A A Whl Crcdl = 201

All After While Crocodile

A/S A/S/C A/S/L A/S/L A/S/L? (14,3) A/S/S/C your...?) A2 A3 A? AA AA AAA AAA AAAAA Abuse (3) AAAAA AAAAAA Abuse Anonymous AAF AAK AAMOF AAMOI AAR AAR8 AAS AAT AATK AAYF AB AB ABC ABD ABIHIWTITB Bush ABITHIWTIDB The Bush ABRVS ABT ABT2 ACD (3) ACE

Age/Sex? Age/Sex/Check (tell me your...?) Age/Sex/Location/Language? Age/Sex/Location? (tell me your...?) Age, Sex, State & Check (tell me Anytime, Anywhere Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace (7) Eh? Adios Amigo(s) (goodby friend)(3) Alcoholics Anonymous (4) Any Assistance Appreciated Travel club American Association Against Acronym Travel club for alcoholics American Asociation Against Acronym As A Friend (2) Asleep At Keyboard (3) As A Matter Of Fact (19) As A Matter Of Interest (3) At Any Rate (4,1) Alive And Smiling (2) And Another Thing Always At The Keyboard (3) As Always, Your Friend (3) Ah Bless! (2) Arse Backwards (2) Already Been Chewed All But Dissertation A Bird In Hand Is Worth Two In The A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In Abbreviations About (3) About To (2) Alt-Control-Delete (3 finger salute) Access Control Entry (2)

ACK ACRONYM Yielding Meaning ACTIV8 ACTO ADAD ADBB ADCTD2LUV ADDY ADD ADHD Disorder ADIH ADIP ADN ADR ADSL AEAP AFAGAY AFAHMASP (2) AFAIA AFAIAA AFAIC AFAIC AFAICS AFAICT AFAIK AFAIR AFAIU AFAIUI AFAP AFAYC AFAYK AFC AFCS AFDA AFDB AFDN AFIAA AFINIAFI (2) AFJ

Acknowledgement (3) Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name (2) Activate (2) ACcording TO Another Day Another Dollar (2) All Done Bye Bye (2) Addicted To Love Address (5,4) Attention Deficit Hyperactive Another Day In Hades (2) Another Day In Paradise (2) Any Day Now (19) Address (3) Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line As Early As Possible (2) A Friend As Good As You (2) A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted As Far As I'm Aware As Far As I Am Aware As Far As I Can As Far As I'm Concerned (18) As Far As I Can See (4) As Far As I Can Tell (6) As Far As I Know (66) As Far As I Recall/Remember (5) As Far As I Understand (2) As Far As I Understand It (5) As Far As Possible (2) As Far As Yor're Concerned (2) As Far As You Know Away From (the) Computer (3) Any Fool Can See A Few Days Ago A Few Days Back Any Frigging Day Now (2) As Far As I Am Aware (2) A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed April Fool's Joke (4)

AFK AFLA AFM AFP AFU AFWIW AFZ AGKWE AGNB AGP AGREEMT AGRNB AIAMU AIESATDA Acronyms AIH AIIC AIIDK AIM AIMB AIMP AIR AISB AISB AISE AISI AIUI AIW AIYDK AKA A.K.A. ALA ALAP ALIWANISU ALO ALOL ALTG ALTHO ALWZ ALWZ AMAP AMBW AMF

Away From (the) Keyboard (60) Another 4 Letter Acronym And Further More Away From Powwow All Fouled Up Anyway, For What It's Worth Acronym Free Zone (3) And God Knows What Else (2) Age/Gender No Bar Accelerated Graphics Port Agreement (2) Age/Gender/Race No Bar And I'm A Monkey's Uncle (2) All I Ever See Are These Darn As It Happens (3) As If I Care As If I Didn't Know AOL IM (AOL Instant Messaging) As I Mentioned Before (2) Always In My Prayers (2) As I Remember/Recall As I Said Before (4) As It Should Be (2) As I Said Earlier (3) As I See It (15) As I Understand It (6) As It Were/Was (2) As If You Didn't Know Also Known As (alias)(24,2) As Long As As Late As Possible (3) All I Want Is You A Live One Actually Laughing Out Loud (2) Act Locally, Think Globally (2) Although Always Always As Many/Much As Possible (4) All My Best Wishes (4) Adios My Friend (2)

AMF All My Fault AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction AML All My Love (8) ANB Age No Bar AND Any Day Now (2) ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor(s)(9) ANFAWFOW And Now For A Word From Our Web Sponsor (2) ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different (8) ANYTNG Anything AOAS All Of A Sudden (3) AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth (3) AOB Any Other Business AOBTD Another One Bites The Dust AOK All O.K. (2) AOL America Online (4) AOL Army Of Lunatics/Lamers (2) AON All Or None (winner take all) AP Apple Pie (3) APAC All Praise & Credit (2) API Application Programming Interface APPLE A Perverted Person Licks Everything APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity APYR As Per Your Request ARE Acronym-Rich Environment (2) AS Another Subject (3) ASAFP As Soon As Frigging Possible (4) ASAP As Soon As Possible (57) ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This (2) ASCII American Standard Code For Information Interchange (2) ASF And So Forth ASL Age, Sex, Location (3) ASL ASL? Age, Sex & Location? (what are your) (see A/S/L)(13,3) ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies (state your)(2) ASO And So On

ASP Active Server Pages ASS Acronym Specialists Society ASS Alien Space Ship ASS Always Stay Sweet ASW All Seems Well ASY Assembly ATB All The Best (17) ATEOTLYWBAT At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To ATK At The Keyboard (13) ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym (2) ATM Asynchronous Transfer Mode ATM At The Moment (26) ATM Automatic Teller Machine (2) ATSL Along The Same Line (6) ATST At The Same Time (3) ATTN Attention (3) ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby (2) ATW All/Around The Web (2) ATW Around The world ATW At The Weekend (2) AU Australia AV Avatar - Graphical representaion of a person chatting AWA As well as AWC After While, Crocodile (4) AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One (2) AWFK Away From Keyboard (see AFK) AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again? (5) AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? (13) AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Stuff Again? (2) AWGTHTGTWTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through With This Again? (3) AWHFY A Word To The Wise AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet? (13) AWK Away From Keyboard (see AFK) AWOL Absent Without Leave (4) AWS As We Speak AWTTW A Word To The Wise (2)

AWYR AX AYCOOYM AYF AYK AYOR AYPI AYR AYRRRS AYSOS AYSOW AYT AYTMTB (2) AYWWWS (E. Fudd) AZ B's

Awaiting Your Reply Across (2) Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind All Your Fault As You Know (2) At Your Own Risk (12) And Your Point Is? (3) As You Requested Are You Really Really Really Sure? Are You Stupid Or Something? (3) Are You Stupid Or What? Are You There? (3) And You're Telling Me This Because? Are You Weally Weally WEALLY Sure? Arizona = 268

B Be, Bee, Been, Bye (15,1,1,1) B&B Bye & Blessings B&P Blanks & Postage B&W Black & White B'DAY Birthday (3) B/C Because (14) B2 Back To B2B Business To Business B2W Back To Work B3 Blah, Blah, Blah B4 Before (36) B4 Before (8) B4N BFN Bye For Now (34,2) B4U Before You (2) B4YKI Before You Know It (2) B8B Behind the 8 Ball (at a disadvantage / in a tough situation) B@K Back At Keyboard B@THPICS4 Be At The Pictures for .....pm BAC Back At computer BAC Bad Arsed Chick BAC By Any Chance (6)

BAD BAG BAIC BAK BAK BAM BANANA Near Anybody BAP BAR&AHP bad situation) BAS BASIC Control BATR BAU BB BB BB board)(2) BB4N BBB BBB BBBG BBC BBD BBF BBFBBM BBFCFM BBFN BBI BBIAB BBIAB BBIABUPB BBIAF BBIAM BBIAS BBIAW BBJ Beach Jam BBL BBL8R BBN

Broken/Bad As Designed (6) Busting A Gut (Laughing)(3) Boy Am I Confused Back At (the) Keyboard (34) Back At Keys By All Means Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Back At Powwow Between A Rock & A Hard Place (in a Big Arsed Smile (8) Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Bouncing Business Bathroom Be Back Bulletin Around The Room As Usual (3) Break Board (forum, message

Bye Bye For Now (5) Busy Beyond Belief (2) Bye Bye Baby Bye Bye, Be Good (4) Bottom Of Back Cover Basically Brain Dead Best Buds Forever Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel (3) Big Black Furry Creature From Mars Bye Bye For Now (20) Big Brother Inside Be Back In A Bit (11) Be Back In A Bit (8) Be Back In A Bit, Urgent Potty Break Be Back In A Few (minutes) (14) Be Back In A Minute (4) Be Back In A Sec(ond) (4) Be Back In A While (2) Big Ball Jam / Beach Ball Jam / Big Be Back Later/Late (63,2) Bye Bye Now (10)

BBN Bye Bye Now (6) BBR Burnt Beyond Repair (9) BBS Be Back Soon (30) BBS Bulletin Board System (2) BBS Bulletin Board System/Service (5) BBSD Be Back Soon Darling (3) BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later (3) BBSTYWTCMDJBAP Be Back Sooner Than You Would Think, Considering My Dog Just Bit A Policeman BBT Be Back Tomorrow (2) BBW Big Beautiful Woman (2) BC Back Cover BC Basket Case (2) BC Be cool BC Because (5) BCAME Became BCBC Beggars Can't Be Choosers BCBS Big Company, Big School (2) BCC Blind Carbon Copy (2) BCNU Be Seeing You (goodbye)(40) BCNU Be seein’ you BCOZ Because (3) BCUM Become BD Big Deal (11) BD Brain-dead BD BDAY Birthday (3) BDC Big Dumb Company / Big Dot Com (2) BDINI Big Deal I'm Not Impressed BDN Big Darn Number (3) BEG Big Evil Grin (21) BF Biological Father BF Boyfriend (32) BFD Big Fricking/Flipping Deal (7) BFF Best Friends Forever (3) BFFL Best Friends For Life BFG Big Fat Grin BFG Big Friendly Giant BFG Big Friendly/Fricking Giant/Gun/Grin (6 possibilities) BFG Big Friggin Gun BFGWST Big Fat Grin With Sharp Teeth BFH Big Fricking Hammer

BFHD Big Fat Hairy Deal BFI Brute Force & Ignorance (2) BFI Bunch of Fricking Idiots (2) BFLD Baffled BFMI Brute Force & Massive Ignorance BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance BFN B4N Bye For Now (35,2) BFOG Blouse Full Of Goodies BFS Big Fricking Screwdriver BFZ4EVR Best Friends For Ever (2) BG Big Giggle BG Big Grin (14) BG Big Grin, (7) BG Bl**dy Git BGUTI Better Get Used To It BGWM Be Gentle With Me BH Better Half (2) BHL8 Be Home Late (5) BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart (3) BIAB Be Back In A Bit BIBO Beer In, Beer Out (10) BIC Best In Class BIC Best In Class BICBW But I Could Be Wrong (2) BIF Basis In Fact (6) BIF Before I Forget (6) BIL Boss Is Listening (5) BIL Brother In Law (11) BIN Binary BIN Buy It Now BION Believe It Or Not (15) BIOS Basic Input-Output System BIOTOE Blow It Out The Other End BIOYA Blow It Out Your Arse (2) BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port (Input/Output)(5) BIOYN Blow It Out Your Nose (2) BISS Because I Said/Say So BISSTW Because I Said So, That's Why BIT Binary Digit BITD Back In The Day (2) BITD Beaten It To Death (2)

BITGOD Back In The good Old Days BITMT But In The Meantime (2) BK Back BK Because (2) BK Break BKA Better Known As (5) BKAM Between Keyboard And Monitor (problem is the user) BL Belly Laugh(Ing) (5) BLTN Better Late Than Never BM Blonde Moment (2) BM Bugger Me BM Byte Me (3) BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter (4) BMHATK Banging My Head Against The Keyboard BMHATW Banging My Head Against The Wall (2) BML Bitting My Lip BMOC Big Man On Campus (2) BMOTA Byte Me On The Arse (2) BMTA Brilliant Minds Think Alike BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters (4) BMW Be My Wife (2) BN Been (2) BN Being BNF Big Name Fan (7) BNI Batteries Not Included BO Buzz Off BOAF Birds Of A Feather BOC But Of Course (3) BOF Birds Of a Feather (2) BOFH Bad [system] Operator From Hades (2) BOGOF Buy One Get One Free BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again (6) BOHOF Back Of Hand On Forehead BOL Best Of Luck (5) BOS Big Orange Switch (2) BOT Back On Topic (14) BOT Robot (4) BOTE Back Of The Envelope BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation (5) BP Blood Pressure

BPS Bits-Per-Second BR Bathroom (2) BR Best Regards BRB Be Right Back (82) BRBCTA2S Be Right Back, Can't Think of Anything To Say (2) BRBGP Be Right Back, Gotta Pee (2) BRBGTGP Be Right Back, Got To Go Pee BRBIGGAT Be Right Back, I Gotta Get A Towel BRBIGGP Be Right Back, I Gotta Go Pee! BRBIGP Be Right Back, I Gotta Pee BRBNC Be Right Back, Nature Calls BRBUPB Be Right Back, Urgent Potty Break BRH Be Right Here (4) BRILL Brilliant BROS Brothers BRS Best Regards BRS Big Red Switch (9) BRT Be Right There (13) BRTR Bouncing Round The Room BS Big Smile (4) BS Bullstuff BSF But Seriously, Folks (3) BSG Big Smiling Grin BSG Broad Sweeping Generalization / Big Smiling Grin (2) BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (3) BST But Seriously Though BT Byte This (2) BTA Be There. Aloha! BTA Before The Attacks (2) BTA But Then Again (19) BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong (2) BTAIM Be That As It May (8) BTC Biting The Carpet BTDT Been There, Done That (26) BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The TShirt (9) BTFOOM Beats Te Funk Out Of Me BTFT Been There Fixed That BTG Buck Tooth Grin BTGOG By The Grace Of God

BTHOM BTHOOM BTLSOM BTOBD BTOBS BTPOOM BTR BTSOOM BTSOOM BTTP BTU BTW BTWBO BTWN BTY BUAF BUAG BUGS BW BW BWD BWDIK BWFH BWG BWK BWKOL BWKOTL BWL BWO BWQ BWS BWTHDIK BWU BY BY BYC BYE BYE BYE? BYE? type "BYE" (2) BYKT

Beats The Heck Out Of/Outta Me (8) Beats The Heck Out Of Me Beats The Living Stuff Out of Me Be There Or Be Dead (7) Be There Or Be Square (3) Beats The Poo Out Of Me! Better Beats The Stuff Out Of Me (11) Beats The Stuffing Out Of Me Back To The Point Back To You By The Way (93) Be There With Bells On (4) Between Blessings To You Butt Ugly ASCII Font Big/Butt Ugly Ascii Graphic Bloody User Generated Symptoms Best Wishes (2) Black & White Backward But What Do I Know? (3) Bad Webmaster From Hades Big Wide Grin (2) Big Wet Kiss Big Wet Kiss On Lips Big Wet Kiss On The Lips Bursting With Laughter (20) Black, White or Other (3) Buzz Word Quotient (9) Big Wide Smile But What The Heck Do I Know...? (2) Be With You Busy (2) Good Bye By Your Command Goodbye (3) Response to BYE? Are You Ready To Say Goodbye? (2) Are you ready to say goodbye? If so, But You Knew/Know That (10)

BYKTA But You Know/Knew That Already (3) BYM Believe You Me BYO Bring Your Own BYOB Bring Your Own Booze/Beverage/Beer/Bud/Booze (2) BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze (7) BYOM Bring Your Own Mac (3) BYORL Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher (2) BYTM Better You Than Me BZOF Buzz Off (3) C's = 185

C See, Sea (16,3) C U L8R See You Later (2) C U L8TER See You Later C U SOON See You Soon C YA See Ya/You (2) C ZIN Season C%D Could (3) C%L Cool C&G Chuckle And Grin (19) C&P Copy & Paste C-P Sleepy (2) C-T City (2) C/O Care Of C/O in Care Of (for sending mail) C/P Cross Post (2) C/P/S City or Country / Profession / Status (married/single) C4N Ciao For Now (chow)(2) CA California CAD Computer Aided Design CAD Control-Alt-Delete (3 finger salute) CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try (7) CATCH Come Again? That Can't Help CB Call Back CB Chat/Call Brat (3) CBL Come Back Later CC Carbon Copy (4) CC Courtesy Copy / Cut Corner CC I understand (I copy / Copy that)

CCF CCWC CD-ROM CD-ROM Months CDT CE CEO CERT CFD CFM CFV CGI CH@ CHLN CHLYA CHUR CHOWUR CI CIAC Capability CIAC CIAO CIBM? CICO CID CID CIITM CIM CIO CIO CIS CIS CIS CI$ (2) CLA CLAB CLD CLD9? CLI CLM CLOAKA CLR

Crippled Computer Fingers Can't Cook Won't Cook Compact Disc - Read-Only Memory Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Central Daylight Time Creative Editing (2) Chief Executive (2) Computer Emergency Response Team Call For Discussion (6) Confirm Call For Vote(s) (8) Common Gateway Interface (2) Chat Chilling Chill Ya! See How You Are (3) Complete Idiot Computer Incident Advisory Computer Incident Advisory Center Chow (goodbye)(Italian) (9) Could It Be Magic? Coffee In, Coffee Out (10) Consider It Done (14) Crying In Disgrace (16) Check Is In The Mail Compuserve Information Manager Check It Out (2) Cut It Out (3) Compuserve Information Service (8) Consumer Information Service Compuserve Information System (tm) Cap Lock Alert Crying Like A Baby (2) Calling Long Distance Cloud 9? Command Line Interface (2) Career Limiting Move (2) Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms Clear

CM CMI Call Me (7,3) CMB Call Me Back CMF Count My Fingers (3) CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong (10) CMON Come On (5) CN Can (2) CNC Cheap And Cheerful CNP... CNP Continued (In My) Next Post... (14,1) CNS Computer Nerds CO Colorado CO Conference/Company (5,5) COB Close Of Business (3) COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language COD Cash On Delivery (when receiving mail)(2) COI Come On In COMM COMMS Community(ies) CONGRATS Congradulations CONUS Continental United States (Us Sans Alaska & Hawaii) COS Because COTFL Crawling On The Floor Laughing COTFLGOHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out & Having A Heart Attack (3) COZ, BC Because (3,1) CP Chat Post (a chat message)(13) CP Copy Protection (3) CP Custodial Parent CPF Can Pigs Fly? (2) CPP C Plus Plus or C++ CPU Central Processing Unit CR Can't Remember CR8 Create CRA Can't Remember Anything (2) CRAA Can't Remember Anything Anymore CRADT Can't Remember A Darn Thing CRAFT Can't Remember A Fricking Thing (2) CRAFT Can't Remember A Friggin' Thing (5) CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products (3)

CRAT CRB CRBT CRC CRPG Game CRPG CRS CRTLA Acronym CS CS CSG CSG CSL CSS CST CSTHNKNAU CSW CSY CTB CTC CTN CTR CTTC CTTD CTTS CTY CU CU 2MORO CU 2NITE CU @... CU L8R CU2 CU2MARO CU2NITE CU@ CU@ CU@... CUA CUA CUA CUB L8R

Can't Remember A Thing Come Right Back Crying Real(ly) Big Tears (9) Cyclic Redundancy Check Character (or computer) Role Playing Character/Computer Role Playing Game Can't Remember Stuff (6) Can't Remember the Three-Letter Child Support Cop Shop (police station)(2) Chuckle Snicker Grin (11) Chuckle, Snigger, Grin (8) Can't Stop Laughing (3) Cascading Style Sheets Central Standard Time Can't Stop Thinking About You Can't See Why Can't Stop Yawning Cars Trucks Busses Choking The Chicken (2) Can't Talk Now Center (4) Can't Take The Chance (too risky) Cute Things They Do (2) Cute Things They Say (2) City See You (48) See You Tomorrow (2) See You Tonight See You at ...O'Clock See You Later See You, Too (4) See You Tomorrow (2) See You Tonight See You Around (3) See You At... (4) Common User Access (2) Commonly Used Acronym(s)(3) Completely Useless Acronym Call You Back Later (6)

CUD CUD CUIMD CUL CUL CUL CUL8R CUL8ER CUL8R CUL8R ALIG8R CUL8TR CUL8ER CULA CULA-AWC Crocodile (2) CUNS CUNT CUNVR CUOL CUPL CUS CUZ CW2CU CWOT CWYL CY CY C-YA CYA CYA CYA CYAL8R (16) CYE CYL CYL CYO CYR ... CYR BOS CYR BRO CYR H CYR MA CYR OFIS CYR PA CYR SIS

Could Could (5) See You In My Dreams Call/Catch You Later (5) See/Catch You Later (32) See You Later See You Later see you later (33) See You Later Alligator See You Later (9,3) See You Later, Alligator (4) See You Later Alligator, After While See You In School! (2) Computer User Non-Technical See You Never See You On Line Couple See You Soon (2) Because (7) Can't Wait To See You Complete Waste Of Time (4) Chat With You Later (17) Calm Yourself (2) See Ya Cover Your Arse (9) See Ya/You (Seeya) (22,17) See You Around See Ya/You (all) Later (Seeyalata) Check Your E-Mail Catch You Later See You Later (6) See You Online (3) Call Your ... Call Your Boss (5) Call Your Brother (4) Call Your Husband (4) Call Your Mother (4) Call Your Office (5) Call Your Father (5) Call Your Sister (5)

CYR WF CYT D's D DE DA D&C atomic bomb) D&W D/L D1 start) D8 D8ING DAF DAK DAM DAMHIK (IJK) Know) DAMIFINO DAMIJWH DAP (2) DARFC DARFC DARFC DAT DB8 DBA DBAI DBAU DBEYR (2) DBF DBF DBM DBMS DBN DC DD DD DD

Call Your Wife (4) See You Tomorrow (2) = 170

The (8,2,2) Duck & Cover (1950's song about Ducking & Weaving Download (you receive)(3) Day One (from the beginning or Date (3) Dating Divorced Asian Female Dead At Keyboard Divorced Asian Male Don't Ask Me How I Know (I Just Darned, If I Know Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle] Duck(ing) And Run(ing) For Cover (2) Ducking & Running For Cover Ducking And Running For Cover (3) That (3) Debate Doing Business As (4) Designed By An Idiot Doing Business As Usual Don't Believe Everything You Read Dear Boy Friend Divorced Black Female Divorced Black Male Data Base Management System Doing Business, Not (2) Dead Center (bull's eye) Dead Dear/Darling Daughter (14,4) Dreaded Disease

DD Due Diligence (3) DDD Direct Distance Dial (phone system abbr.) (4) DDDOT This, That, The Other Thing DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous (2) DEC Do Expect Cuts DEGT Don't Even Go There DETI Don't Even Think It (2) DETLA Double Extended Three Letter Abbreviation (2) DEU Dumb End User DF Dear Friend (2) DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (That Is, A Tla) (2) DFM Don't Flame Me DFU Don't Forget Units (2) DGA Dead Give Away DGA Don't Go Anywhere DGD Dear Grand Daughter DGMS Don't Get Me Started DGMW Don't Get Me Wrong DGT Don't Go There (5) DH Darn/Dang/Dumb/Deaf/Demented Husband/Hubby (11) DH Dear/Darling Husband/Hubby (16) DHAC Don't/Doesn't Have A Clue DHTML Dynamic Hypertext Markup Language. DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath (7) DICT8 Dictate DIDT Did I Do That? DIIK DIIN Darn(ed) If I Know (14) DIKU? Do I Know You? (9) DIL Daughter-In-Law (7) DILLIGAC Do I Look Like I Give A Crap? (2) DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn? (12) DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Flip? (2) DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Flip? DIM Do It Myself DINK Double/Dual Income, No Kids (2) DINKY Double Income, No Kids Yet DINR Dinner DIS Did I Say

DIS DISNDAT DITD DITUIHIBMSL? (2) DITYID DIY DJF DJM DK DKDC DNDC DKU DL DL D/L DLG DLL DLN DLP DLT DLTBBB DLTM DM& DMI DNA DNC DNK DNPGDNCTHD Hundred Dollars DNPM DNR DNS DNTTAH DOA DOB DOD to kill you DOLT Technicians DOM DON gambling) DON DOIN

This (2) This & That Down In The Dumps Did I Tell You I Hate IBMs Lately? Did I Tell You I'm Distressed? (3) Do It Yourself (13) Divorced Jewish Female Divorced Jewish Male Don't Know (11) Don't Know, Don't Care (3,1) Drop Kick Ugly Dead Link Download (you receive file) (11,2) Devilish Little Grin (3) Dynamic Link Library Don't Leave Now Digital Light Processor Disregard Last Transmission Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite (17) Don't Lie To Me Demand Don't Mention It (2) Did Not Answer (3) Does Not Compute (2) Do Not/Don't Know (3) Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect Two Darn Near P'ed Myself (3) Dinner (4) Domain Name Server (2) Do Not Try This At Home Dead On Arrival (5) Date/Day Of Birth (2) We could tell you but then we'd have Division of Overseas Lemming Dirty Old Man (8) Double Or Nothing (betting, Doing (3,1)

DOS Disk Operating System (2) DOS Dozing Off Soon (3) DOTGOV A government official (from .gov)(2) DOTGOV The Government DOY Dork Of the Year DP Dear/Darling Partner DPKOL Deep Passionate Kiss On (the) Lips DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This (3) DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job (5) DR Doctor (2) DRA Don't Recognize Acronyms DRIB Don't Read If Busy DRT Dead Right There DS Darling Son DS Dear/Darling Son (6,3) DSF Dear Special Friend DSIL Dear Son-in-law DSL Digital Subscriber Line (highspeed telephone line)(2) DSSSL Document Style Semantics & Specification Language DSTN Dual Scan Twisted Nemonic DSVD Digital Simultaneous Voice & Data DTA Don't Trust Anybody DTD Document Type Definition DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Blow DTP DeskTop Publishing (3) DTRT Do The Right Thing (13) DTS Don't Think So (2) DTTAH Don't Try This At Home DUCT Did You See That? DUCWIC Do You See What I See DUCWIC Do You see (C) What I see (C) DUK Dead Upon Keyboard (2) DUR? Do You Remember? (7) DUST Did You See That? (2) DUWTWB Do You Want To White Board (2) DV8 Deviate DVD Digital Versatile Disk DW Dear/Darling/Da Wife (9,1,1) DWB Don't Write Back (4) DWD Dude

DWF DWIM DWIMC DWIMNWIS DWISNWID DWKOTL DWL DWM DWPKOTL (2) DWYM DXNRE DXNRY DYE DYHSBTD Do? DYHWIH DYJHIW DYK DYLM DYOFDW DYSTSOTT (2) DYSWIS DYW2WB DYWTWB DYWWB E's

Divorced White Female Do What I Mean (3) Do What I Mean, Correctly (8) Do What I Mean, Not What I Say (7) Do What I Say, Not What I Do Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips Dying With Laughter Divorced White Male Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips Does What You Mean (2) Dictionary (2,1) Darn Your Eyes! (2) Don't You Have Something Better To Do You Hear What I Hear (2) Don't You Just Hate It When... (2) Do You Know Do You Like Me (4) Do Your Own Frigging Dirty Work (2) Did You See The Size Of That Thing? Do Do Do Do = You You You You See What I See (3) Want To White Board Want To White Board Want to White Board 63

E&OE Errors & Omissions Excepted E.G. For Example (2) E123 Easy As One, Two, Three (2) E2EG Ear To Ear Grin (7) EAK Eating At Keyboard (4) EAP Easy As Pie EBCDIC Extended Binary Coded Decimal Interchange Code ED Emotionally Disturbed (2) EDD Estimated Due Date EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person (2) EDT Eastern Daylight Time (2) EG Evil Giggle

EG Evil Grin (30) EGC Extrememly Gruntled Customer EH? What? EIF Exercise In Futility (2) EL Evil Laugh (3) ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud (See Lol Below) ELOL Evil Laughing Out Loud EM? Excuse Me? (2) EMAIL Electronic Mail (Mail Transported Through Internet) EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In (3) EMFH Every Man For Himself EMFJI Excuse Me For Jumping In EMRU Error Message Replace User EMS E-Mail Shorthand EMSG Email Message (16) EMYL Email you later EOB End Of Business (2) EOD End Of Day EOD End Of Discussion (14) EOF End Of File (3) EOL End Of Lecture (7) EOL End Of Life (2) EOLAWKI End Of Life As We Know It EOM End Of Message (10) EOR End Of Rant EOS End Of Show EOS End of Story EOT End Of Thread (meaning end of discussion)(7) EOT End Of Transmission ERU Error, Replace User ES Enough Said ES&D Eat Stuff & Die ES<HI Eat Stuff & Live To Hate It ESAD Eat Stuff & Die (3) ESAL Eat Stuff & Live ESO Equipment Smarter Than Operator (2) ESOSL Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter (3) ESP ESPecially (2) EST Eastern Standard Time (2)

ETA Estimated Time Of Arrival (5) ETC Et Cetera (and so on)(3) ETD Estimated Time of Departure ETE Estimated Time En route ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym/Abbr (That Is, An Fla)(11) EULA End-User License Agreement (2) EVE Evening EVRY Every EVRY1 EVERY1 Everyone (3,1) EWI E-Mailing While Intoxicated (2) EX Example EZ EZY Easy (13,3) ^ TOP ^ 127 F Female, If F2F Face To Face (in person)(37) F2F Flesh To Flesh F2T Free To Talk (15) F8 Fate F? Friends? (5) FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard FAB Features, Attributes, Benefits (2) FAI Frequently Argued Issue FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s) (39) FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List (2) FAWC For Anyone Who Cares (3) FB Feedback FB Files Busy (2) FB Funny Business FBKS Failure Between Keyboard And Seat (2) FBOW For Better Or Worse (2) FBTW From Bad To Worse FC Fingers Crossed (19) FCFS First Come, First Served (9) FCOL For Crying Out Loud (4) FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing (7) FE Fatal Error (6) FEFY Fast Enough For You FF Fast Forward FF Friends Forever (2)

FF&PN FFA FGT FICCL FIL FIM FIMD insert foot) FIOFY FIRST Security Teams FISH much)(15) FITB FKA FL FLA FLA FLEA FLK FLW FM FM FMI FMTEYEWTK Wanted To Know FMTYEWTK Know (2) FMU FNB FO FOAD FOAF FOAFOAG (2) FOAG FOBL FOC FOCL FOCL FOCL FOCLMAO

Fresh Fields & Pastures New (2) Free For All Feeling Great Today (2) Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less (2) Father In Law (14) Foot in mouth Foot-In-Mouth Disease (Open mouth, Figure It Out For Yourself Forum of Incident Response and First In, Still Here (on line TOO Fill In The Blank(s)(16) Formerly Known As Florida Five Letter Abbreviation (2) Four Letter Acronym (3) Four Letter Extended Acronym Funny Looking Kid Famous Last Words Fine Magic From Memory (2) For More Information Far More Than Everything You've Ever Far More Than You Ever Wanted To From My Understanding Football & Beer Far out! Fall Over & Die Friend Of A Friend (18) Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend Father Of A Girlfriend (2) Fell Outta' Bed Laughing Free Of Charge (3) Falling Off (the) Chair Laughing (4) Falls Off Chair Laughing Fell Outta' Chair Laughing Fell Off Chair Laughin My Arse Off

FOD FOFL FOFL FOMAL FOMC FOMCL FOMCL FONE FOOBAR FOOMCL FOR FOS FOS FOT FOTCL FOTCL FOTF FOTFLOL Loud (3) FOTM FOZ FRE FRED (4) FRM FRND FROA FRZ FS FSD FST FSTR FT FTAC FTASB FTBL FTBOMH FTF FTL FTL(T) FTM FTP

Finger Of Death (2) Falling On (the) Floor Laughing (4) Falling On Floor Laughing Falling On My Arse Laughing Fell Off My Chair (2) Falling Off My Chair Laughing (3) Fell Out Of My Chair Laughing Phone Variant of FUBAR Fell Out Of My Chair Laughing For Obvious Reasons Freedom Of Speech (3) Full Of Stuff Full Of Tripe (2) Falling Off Chair Laughing Falling Off The Chair Laughing (7) Falling On The Floor Falling On The Floor, Laughing Out Fire On The Mountain From Autralia (aka OZ) Frequently Requested Enhancement Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device From Friend Ferengi Rules Of Aquisition Fruitin' Religious Zealot For Sale (5) Fools Seldom Differ (2) Fast (2) Faster For Trade Fantasy Faster Than A Speeding Bullet (11) Football From The Bottom Of My Heart (10) Face To Face (11) Faster Than Light (10) Faster Than Light (Travel) For That Matter File Trasnfer Protocal (5)

FTR FTS FTTB FU FUA FUBAB FUBAR (19) FUBAR FUBB FUCHA FUD FUD (5) FUMTU FUNE FURTB disk full) (8) FWD FWFN FWIW FWY FX FYA FYEO FYEO FYI FYM ^ TOP ^ 163 G G G,D&R G,D&RF G,D&RVVF Very Fast G/W G1 G2CU G2G G2SY G9 GA

For The Record (3) Fixin' To Start (2) For The Time Being (3) Fouled Up (2) Frequently Used Acronyms Fouled Up Beyond All Belief (3) Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition Fouled Up Beyond All Repair (13) Fouled Up Beyond Belief (11) Future Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt (13) Fear, Uncertainty (&) Disinformation Fouled Up More Than Usual (2) Funny Full Up Ready To Burst (human/hard Forward (3) Farewell For Now For What It's Worth (77) Freeway Fingers Crossed For Your Amusement (25) For Your Eyes Only (7) For Your Ears Only For Your Information (72) For Your Misinformation (2) Giggle (4) Grining/Grin (18,7) Grinning, Ducking & Running (3) Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast! Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Guess What (2) Good One (2) Glad/Good To See You Got To/Gotta/ Go (11) Glad/Good To See You (2) Genius (7) Georgia

GA GA GAC GAFIA GAFM GAL GALGAL GAS GB GB GBH GBH&K GBH&KB GBTM GBTW GBU GBY GC GD&H GD&R GD&R,VVF Very Fast GD&R,WVF Very Fast GD&RF GD&RF (3) GD&RVVF Very Fast (2) GD&W GD&WVF Fast (2) GD&WVVF Very Fast (2) GDR GDAR GDW GE GF G/F GFB GFC GFETE GFI

Go Ahead (19) Good afternoon Get A Clue (2) Get Away From It All (3) Get Away From Me Get A Life (43) Give A Little Get A Little (3) Greetings & Salutations Gigabyte Goodbye (2) Great Big Hug (3) Great Big Hugs & Kisses Greak Big Hugs & Kisses Back Get Back To Me Get Back To Work (2) God Bless You (3) God Bless You Garbage Collect (tidy up) Grinning, Ducking & Hiding (2) Grinning, Ducking & Running (14) Grinning, Ducking & Running, Very Grinning, Ducking & Running, Walking Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast (3) Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast! Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Grinning, Ducking & Weaving (2) Grinning, Ducking & Walking Very Grinning, Ducking & Walking Very Grinning, Ducking & Running (2) Grin, Duck & Weave (5) Good Evening Girlfriend (31) Go For Broke Going For Coffee (5) Grinning From Ear To Ear (2) Go For It (2)

GFN Gone For Now (19) GFN Good For Nothing GFR Grim File Reaper (6) GFT Going For Tea (2) GFU General Foul Up (2) GG Good Game (12) GG Good Game gaming GG Gotta Go (4) GGB Gotta Get Beer GGC Goo Goo Cluster (Cause Zits & Intestinal Blockage)(2) GGFN Got To Go For Now GGG GiGGle (as in ) GGN Gotta Go Now (5) GGP Gotta Go Pee (6) GGS Go Get Stuffed GHP Good Hand Partner (For Online Card Games) GIAR Give It A Rest (2) GIAT Give It A Try GIDK Gee, I Don't Know (2) GIF Graphical Interchange Format GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out (13) GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out (blindly accepting nearly anything)(2) GIMME Give Me GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That (18) GIYODS Get It Your Own Damn Self GIZZA Give Me A GJ Good Job (6) GJIAVYCN Go Jump In A Volcano, You Cave Newt GJP Good Job Partner GKW God Knows What GL Good Luck (10) GL Good Luck gaming GLAGH Good Luck & Good Hunting GLG Goofy Little Grin (3) GLGH Good Luck & Good Hunting (9) GLLA Great Lovers Love Alike GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I (2) GM Good Morning (2) GM Good Move/Match

GM Got Milk? GMAB Give me a break! (8) GMB Getting More Beer (2) GMBO Giggling My Butt Off (12) GMC Getting More Coffee GMESUMLOVIN Give Me Some Lovin' (2) GMP Getting More Pop GMT Greenwich Mean Time (2) GMTA Great Minds Think Alike (57) GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves (2) GMV Got My Vote (4) GMeSumLuvin Give Me Some Lovin’! GN Good Night (4) GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You (2) GNR8 Generate GNR8N Generation GNRLE Generally GNSTDLTBBB Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite GOK God Only Knows (5) GOL Giggling Out Loud (3) GONNA Going To GOOML Get Out Of My Life (2) GORJUS Gorgeous GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony (3) GOWI Get On With It (7) GP Grandparent(s) (2) GP,F Go Puke, Fast! (3) GPF General Protection Fault (3) GPUAR Go Pee Up A Rope GR Gotta Run GR Grim Reaper GR&D GRAD Grinning, Running & Ducking (18) GR8 Great! (31) GRAD Grinning, Running & Ducking GRD Grinning, Running & Ducking! GRMBL Grumble GROVBAB Groovy Baby! GRQ Get Rich Quick GRRRR Growling (2) GRT Great (2) GRUIT Get Real You Impudent Thing (2)

GSHIWMP GSM Communicators GSOAS GSOH GSOH GT GT2GO GTABO ROFLMAO) GTBOS GTBT GTCU GTG GTGB GTGN GTGP GTGTTBR GTH GTP GTP GTRM GTSY GTSY GTSY GTSY GTSU GUD GUDLUK GUI GW GW GWATCDR GWOS GWS GYFFR GYFR GYPO ^ TOP ^ 120 H&K H2 H2CUS H4U

Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants (2) Global System For Mobile Go Sit On A Snake (2) Good Salary, Own Home (3) Good Sense Of Humour (7) Good Try (2) Got To Go Get That Ass Back On (in response to Glad To Be Of Service (3) Good Times Bad Times Glad/Good To See You Got To Go / Good To Go (24,1) Got To Go, Bye (3) Got To Go Now Got To Go Pee (2) Got To Go To The Bathroom Go To Hades (2) Gone To Pee Got To Pee Going To Read Mail (5) Glad To See You (7) Glad/Great To See Ya/You (4) Great To See You (2) Glad To See You/Ya (8,2) Good (2) Good Luck (5) Graphical User Interface Getting Wet (2) Good Witch God Willing & The Creek Don't Rise Goes Without Saying Get Well Soon Get Your Frigging Facts Right Get Your Facts Right (Please) Get Your Pants Off (2) Hug(s) & Kiss(es) (26) How To (2) Hope To See You Soon (5) Hot For You (3)

H8 HAB HABO HABU HAG1 HAGD HAGD HAGN HAGN HAGO HAGU HAK HAMRD HAND HATM HAWU HAY HB HB HBASTD (2) HBTU HCB HCIERY HCIT HD completion) HD HDEPIYLUV? HDYK HDYKT HF HF HH HHB HHGTTG HHIS HHIS HHO1/2K HHOJ HHOK HHOS HHOS

Hate (17) Hot Asian Babe Have A Better One Have A Better 'Un (11) Have A Good One Have A Good Day Have A Great Day (8) Had A Good Night Have A Good Night (16) Have A Good One (3) Have A Good 'Un (11) Hug(s) & Kiss(es) (21) Hammered Have A Nice Day (28) Howling At The Moon Hello All, What's Up? (2) How are you? Honey Bear Hurry Back (2) Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig Happy Birthday To You (3) Holy Cow, Batman! (2) How Can I Ever Repay You How cool is that Happy Dance (celebrating a project's Hold (2) How Deep Is Your Love? How Did You Know (That) Have fun Hello, Friend (2) Happy Hacking Hello Honey Bunny HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy (2) Hanging Head In Shame (19) Hangs Head In Shame Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding (7) Ha Ha, Only Joking (15) Ha Ha, Only Kidding (19) Ha Ha, Only Serious (11) Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious

HHO½K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You & Yours (6) HI Hawaii HIB__ Have I Been ________ (2) HICA Here It Comes Again HIFOTFAIR Help! I've Fallen On The Floor And I'm Rolling! HIG How's It Going? (4) HIH Hope It Helps (3) HIOOC Help! I'm Out Of Coffee (2) HIRTA HereInafter Referred To As HISRT Hold It, Stop Right There HIWTH Hate It When That Happens HLDMECLS Hold Me Close (3) HLO Hello HLOL Hysterically Laughing Out Loud HLOLARAWCHAWP Hysterically Laughing Out Loud & Rolling Around While Clapping Hands & Wetting Pants HLV Hasta La Vista HLVB Hasta La Vista, Baby HNG Horny Net Geek HNY Happy New Year HOAS Hold On A Sec(ond) (3) HOHA HOllywood HAcker (2) HOHIL Head Over Heels In Love HOMPR Hang On, Mobile Phones' Ringing (2) HOPR Hang On Phone's Ringing HOS Husband Over Shoulder HOT4U Hot For You (5) HOTLUV Hot Love HOTX3 Hot, Hot, Hot HOTYH Hold On To Your Hats HOUER Hanging On Your Every Word HOWRU HOW R U How Are You? (6) HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word (6) HP Handphone (3) HP Home Page (3) HPY NU YR Happy New Year HQ High Quality HRT Hormone Replacement Therapy HRT2HRT Heart To Heart HRU? HRY How are you? (4)

HSIK HSP HT HT4U HT? HTB HTD HTH HTH HTH HTH HTHSIK HTML Language)(4) HTP HTTP Protocal)(3) HTVS HTY HUA HUA HUB HUD HUF HUGZ HUM HUMR HUYA HV HW HW HWMBO HWRU HWS HWUA HWY HYH HYHU ^ TOP ^ 330 I I 1-D-R I LUV U 2

How Should I Know? (11) Highly Sensitive Person (2) Hi There (4) Hot For You (3) Heads or Tails (you call it) Heavens To Betsy Have To Disagree... Happy To Help Hope That Helps! (6) Hope This Helps (17) Hope This/That Helps (14) How The Heck Should I Know (2) Hypertext Markup Language (Web Page Hold The Phone Hypertext Transfer Protocol (Web Hannah: The Vampire Slayer Hugs To You Head Up Arse (3) Heads Up, Ace (3) Head Up Butt (7) How You Doing? (2) Horny Unattached Female Hugs (2) Horny Unattached Male Humour Head Up Your Arse (2) Have HardWare (2) Homework He Who Must Be Obeyed How Are You He Who Suffers Head Way Up Arse (2) Highway Hold Your Horses Hold Your Head Up Eye I Wonder (2) I Love You Too

I-D-L Ideal (2) I.E. That Is I18N InternationalizatioN (18 chars between "I" and "N") I7H In 7th Heaven (euphoria) IAAA I Am An Accountant (4) IAAD I Am A Doctor IAAL I Am A Lawyer (4) IAC In Any Case (30) IAD8 It's A Date (2) IAE In Any Event (42) IAG It's all good IAGFII It's All Good Fun Isn't It IAGW In a good way IAITS It's All In The Subject (2) IANA Internet Assigned Numbers Authority IANAA I Am Not An Accountant (4) IANAC I Am Not A Crook (4) IANACPA I Am Not A Car Park Attendent IANAD I Am Not A Doctor IANAE I Am Not An Expert (2) IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (15) IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (But) Disclaimer followed by advice (5) IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer, But ... (7) IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer, also IANA... such as CPA IANAL I'm Am Not A Lawyer (expect an uninformed opinion) IANAL I'm Not A Lawyer, But... IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv (3) IANYM In A New York Minute IAO I Am Outtahere (4) IAP Internet Access Provider IAPOC It's A Piece Of Cake IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means (2) IARTPFWTSIWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea What It Means IAS It's Always Something IASH I Am So Horny

IAT I Am Tired (3) IAW I Agree With [name] IAW In Accordance With (4) IAW In Another Window IAWC In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)] IAWTP I Agree With This Post IAY I Adore You IAYT I Adore You Too IB I Am Back (2) IBB I'll Be Back IBC Inadequate, But Cute (2) IBCNU I'll Be Seeing You (4) IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard (2) IBM Inadequate, But Marketable (2) IBRB I Will Be Right Back (2) IBT In Between Technology (2) IBTD I Beg To Differ (11) IC I See (41) IC In Character (2) IC**WENUXME I See Stars When You Kiss Me ICAM I Couldn't Agree More ICB I Care Because? (2) ICBI I Can't Believe It ICBM InterContinental Ballistic Missile ICBW I Could Be Wrong (6) ICBW It Could Be Worse (3) ICCL I Couldn't Care Less (5) (Rebecca's favorite!) ICFBI I Can't Fricking Believe It! ICHSIB I Couldn't Have Said It Better ICHWYSIHABIME I Can't Hear Yopu Since I Have A Banana In My Ear ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less ICL In Christian Love ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol ICOCBW I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong (2) ICP Internet Content Provider ICQ A Chat Program: Icq.Com ICQ I Seek You (10)

ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You (2) ICUR I See You Are (2) ICWUM I See What You Mean (3) ID Crying In Disgrace ID I Disagree IDC I Don't Care (2) IDD InDeeD IDGAC I Don't Give A Crap IDGAD I Don't Give A Darn (3) IDGI I Don't Get It (5) IDK I Didn't Know (8) IDK I Don't Know (14) IDKIUKB I Don't Know If You Know But... IDKY I Don't Know You IDLU I Don't Like You IDM It Does Not Matter (2) IDST I Didn't Say That IDTS I Don't Think So (7) IDTT I'll Drink To That! (4) IDUNNO I Don't Know IDWTMAT I Don't Want To Miss A Thing IE Internet Explorer IE that is (normally i.e.) IEF It's Esther's Fault (2) IETF Internet Engineering Task Force IFAB I Found A Bug (2) IFO In Front Of (to give their position, e.g. "I'm IFO library") IFU I Fouled Up (3) IFV I'm Fully Vested IGGP I Gotta Go Pee (2) IGJAM I'm Good Just Ask Me IGOTUBABE I('ve) Got You Babe (3) IGP I Gotta Pee (10) IGTP I Get The Point (3) IH8U I Hate You IHA I Hate Acronyms (3) IHABICNRWTSF I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What They Stand For IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message (2) IHARIMT I Have A Rumbly In My Tumbly

IHATCFYB I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body! IHNJ,IJLS I Have No Joke, I Just Like Saying (often together like this) IHNO I Have No Opinion (3) IHTBS It Has To Be Shown IHTFP I Hate This Fricking Place (5) IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise (4) IHU I Hear You IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It (7) IIFDBI If It's Fixed, Don't Break It IIH If It Helps IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside (2) IIIOTIA If It Isn't One Thing It's Another IIMAD If It Makes Any Difference (2) IINM If I'm Not Mistaken IIR If I Recall IIR If I Remember/Recall (2) IIRC If I Recall Correctly (6) IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly (9) IIRC If I Recall/Remember/Recollect Correctly (4) IIRC If I Remember Correctly (7) IIRR If I Remember Right IIS Internet Information Server (2) IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You (2) IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink? (4) IITYWIMWYKM If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Kiss Me IITYWITIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink? IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss Me? (2) IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink? IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer? IIUC If I Understand Correctly (2)

IIWM If It Were Me (2) IIWM If It Were Me/Mine (8) IIWY If I Were You IJASKAW I'd Just As Soon Kiss A Wookie (2) IJC2SAILUVU I Just Called To Say I Love You IJLS I Just Like Saying (2) IJWTK I Just Want To Know (4) IJWTS I Just Want To Say (4) IK I know (3) IKT I Knew That IKWUM I Know What You Mean (9) IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last Summer IKYABWAI I Know You Are, But What Am I? (3) ILBL8 I'll Be Late (3) ILI I Like Ike (2) ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee/Coke/Cadmium On My Keyboard ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard (2) ILIWAPCT I Love It When A Plan Comes Together ILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes Together. ILN It's Looking Nice / It Looks Nice ILS Imaginary Lat Syndrome ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture! (2) ILU ILY I Love You (19) ILU2 ILUT I Love You Too (4) ILUA I Love You Alot ILUALWZ&4EVR I Love You Always & Forever (2) ILUL ILYL I Love You Lots (2) ILUVU2 I Love You Too ILUVUMED I Love You More Each Day ILY I Like You (3) ILY ILU I Love You (6,2) ILY ILUVU I Love You (7) ILY2 ILYT I Love You Too (2) ILYVM I Love You Very Much (variable number of Vs) IM I Am IM Immediate Message (4) IM Instant Message/ing (3)

IM 4 U I'm For You (2) IM :) 2HV MT U I'm Happy To Have Met You (2) IM(NS)HO In My (Not So) Humble Opinion IM2GUD4U I'm Too Good For You (3) IMA I Might Add (4) IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion (14) IMAP Internet Message Access Protocol IMBL It Must Be Love (3) IMBO In My Biased Opinion (2) IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion (2) IMCO In My Conceited Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion (26) IME In My Experience (12) IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct Opinion IMHBIO In My Humble But Informed Opinion IMHO In My Honest Opinion (2) IMHO In My Humble/Honest Opinion (Poster is rarely humble) (25) IMHO In My Humble Opinion (61) IMI I Mean It (5) IML8 I'm Late (3) IMMOR I Make My Own Rules (2) IMMSMC If My Memory Serves Me Correctly IMNERHO In My Not Even Remotely Humble Opinion IMNHO In My Not Humble Opinion (2) IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion (47) IMNSVHO In My Not So Very Humble Opinion (2) IMO In My Opinion (71) IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion (4) IMOW In My Own Words (2) IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience (3) IMPO In my pious opinion IMPOV In My Point Of View (7) IMPRS Impress IMRO In My Royal Opinion IMS I Am Sorry IMS I Must Say IMS I'm Sorry (4) IMSHO In My So Humble Opinion IMTNG In Meeting (5)

IMU IMV IMVBO IMVHO IMY IMing Someone Online) IN2 INAL INC INFO INGSI INGSI INIT INMP INPO INT IO IOH IOHIS4U IOHO IOOH IOTTMCO Casual Observer IOU IOU1 IOUNOTN IOW IOWAN2BWU IP IPN IR IRC IRDA IRL IRL IRMC IROOC IRSTBO IRT IRT IS

I Miss yoU In My View In My Very Biased Opinion In My Very Humble Opinion (7) I Miss You Instant Messaging (Chatting With Into I'm Not A Lawyer Incorporated Information I'm Not Going To Say It I'm Not Gonna Say It Initials It's Not My Problem (2) In No Particular Order (17) I'll Never Tell (2) Insignificant Other I'm Outta/Out of Here (2) I Only Have Eyes For You In Our Humble Opinion I'm Outta Here Intuitively Obvious To The Most I Owe You (9) I Owe You 1 I Owe You Nothing In Other Words (58) I Only Want To Be With You Internet Protocol (2) I'm Posting Naked (3) Inter Racial Internet Relay Chat (8) Infra-Red Data Association Port In Real Life (56) Industrial Robot Language I Rest My Case (2) I've Run Out Of Cigarettes (2) It Really Sucks The Big One In Real Time (3) In Response/Reference To I'm sorry

ISAGN ISBAB ISC ISDN ISDN line)(2) ISKWYDLS Summer ISNUP ISO ISP ISRN ISS ISS ISSYGTI ISTM ISTR ISTR ISWIM ISWYM IT ITA ITA ITAH ITB ITC ITFA ITFATREM Escapes Me ITIGBS ITIGBS (2) ITILY ITIWO ITM ITMA ITMOHE ITS F8 ITSFWI ITUFIR ITYM ITYS

I See A Great Need I Should Have Bought a Book I Stand Corrected (2) Integrated Services Digital Network It Still Does Nothing (pun of data I Still Know What You Did Last It Serves No Useful Purpose In Search Of (something)(5) Internet Service Provider (13) I'll Stop Rambling Now (2) I Said So (2) I'm So Sure (4) I'm So Sure You Get The Idea! (4) It Seems To Me (7) I Seem To Recall (2) I Seem To Remember (4) If (you) See What I Mean I See What You Mean (8) Information Technology I Totally Agree (3) If That's Alright Is There Anybody Here It's The Bomb It's the coolest In The Final Analysis (7) In The Final Analysis The Result I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick (2) I Think I'm Gonna/Going To Be Sick I Think I Love You In The Immortal Words Of In The Money (2) Its That Man Again If The Monitor Only Had Eyes It's Fate (2) If The Shoe Fits, Wear It (6) I Think You'll Find I'm Right I Think You Mean(t)(3) I Told You So

IUD Insert Usual Disclaimers IUKWIM If you know what IUM If You Must (2) IUSS If You Say So (5) IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her (2) IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff (2) IUVU I Love You IUYC I Understand You completely IV I'm Vested IW It's Worse IWALU I Will Always Love You (19) IWANU I Want You IWBNI If Would Be Nice If (10) IWIK I Wish I Knew (2) IWMU I Will Miss You (2) IWSN I Want Some Now IWYWH I Wish You Were Here IYD In Your Dreams (3) IYDKIDKWD If You Don't Know, I Don't Know Who Does IYDM If You Don't Mind IYDMMA If You Don't Mind Me Asking IYF In Your Face IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group (for ethnic jokes)(8) IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean (15) IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do (6) IYO In Your Opinion (3) IYQ I Like You IYSS If You Say So (9) IYSWIM If You See What I Mean (16) IYW If You Wish ^ TOP ^ 66 J/C Just Checking (2) J/J Just Joking J/K Joke(ing) (2) J/K Joking J/K Just Kidding J/K JK Just Kidding (12) J/P Just playing

J/W Just Wondering (2) J4F Just For Fun (9) J4G Just For Grins (3) JAD Just Another Day (2) JADB Just Another Drive By JAFO Just Another Frigging Observer/Onlooker (4) JAFU Just Another Foul Up (2) JAM Just A Minute (10) JAM Just A Minute/Moment (4) JAM Just A Moment JAMIE Jugs Are Massive In England JANFU Joint Army-Navy Foul Up. (Americans shelled by their own side) JAO Just Another Observer JAS Just A Sec(ond) (13) JASE Just Another System Error JASM Just A Simple-Minded JAT Just A Thought JAWS Just Another Windows Shell (2) JB Juke Box JBOD Just A Bunch Of Disks (Like Raid, Etc.)(2) JC Just Chilling (2) JFF Just For Fun (2) JFI Just For Information (3) JFK Just For Kicks (3) JFTR Just For The Record JFYI Just For Your Information (3) JHB Johannesburg (3) JIC Just In Case (25) JIT Just In Time JJ Just Joking JJA Just Joking Around JK Joke JK Just Kidding (30) JLH Jennifer Love Hewitt JM2C Just My 2 Cents (3) JM2CW Just My 2 Cents Worth (2) JMHFOOC Just My Humble Fricking Opinion Of Course JMHO Just My Humble Opinion

JMHO JMO JMOOC JMTCW JOOC JOOTT JOTL JPEG JPF JPW JPYL JSNM JSTCLLME JT JTLUK JTLYK JTUMLTK (2) JTYWTK JUZ JW JYYC ^ TOP ^ 54 K K8 KBD KC KCBIWIYWI Work It KDW KEAH KEWL KFY KHUF KHYF KHYF KIA KIBO KIBO KIR KIR KISS KISS

Just My Humble Opinion (3) Just My Opinion (19) Just My Opinion Of Course Just My Two Cents Worth Just Out Of Curiosity Just One Of Those Things (3) Joy Of The Lord Joint Photographic Experts Group Just Plain Fun Just Plain Weird Just Pulling Your Leg Just Stark Naked Magic (2) Just Call Me (3) Just Teasing (3) Just to let you know (9) Just To Let You Know (13) Just Thought You Might Like To Know Just Thought You Wanted To Know (3) Just Just Wondering (2) Just Yanking Your Chain OK/Okay (3,13) Kate Keyboard (3) Keep Cool (5) Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Keep Digging, Watson (reply to NSS) Kill Everyone After Hours Cool (2) Kiss For You (2) Know How You Feel (7,3) Know How You Feel (4) Know It All Knowledge In, BS Out (4) Knowledge In, Bologna Out Keep It Real (2) Keepin' It Real Keep It Short & Simple (polite var) Keep It Simple, Stupid (28)

KISS KIT KITA KJV KMA KMA KMIA KMQ KMRIA KMWIH KMYF KOC KOK KOL KOS KOT KOTC KOTFH KOTH KOTL KOTLO KOTM KOTW KTCOOTN (2) KTF KTLF KUTGW KWIM KYEP KYFC KYHOOTW KYHOOYA KYHTY KYHU KYPO KYSO ^ TOP ^ L L L&N L8

Keep It Simple, Sweetie Keep In Touch (31) Kick In The Arse (2) King James Version Kiss My Alvin Kiss My Arse (9) Kiss My Italian Arse Kiss Me Quick Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (2) Kick Me Where It Hurts Kiss Me You Fool (3) Kiss On Cheek (11) Knock (2) Kiss On Lips (11) Kids Over Shoulder Keep On Truckin' Kiss On The Cheek (11) Kiss On The Forehead Kiss On The Hand Kiss On The Lips (11) Keep On The Look Out Kook Of The Month Keep On The Watch Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup Keep Keep Keep Know Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep 160 Laugh (5) Laugh(ing) (2) Landing (3) Late (14) The Faith The Lord First Up The Good Work (2) What I Mean? (28) Your Eyes Peeled Your Fingers Crossed (4) Your Head Out Of The Water Your Head Out Of Your Arse Your Hands To Yourself Your Head Up Your Pants On! (3) Your Shirt On

L8ER L8TR Later (16,5) L8R G8R Later 'Gater (2) L8R Later (44) L8R L8TR Later L8R G8R Later 'Gater (12) L8TER Later LAB Life's A Bitch LAB&TYD Life's A Beach & Then You Die (10) LALL Live & Let Live LAMA Look At My Arse LAMDILLIGAF Look At Me, Do I Look Like I Give A Flip? LAN Local Area Network LAQ Lame Arse Quote (2) LART Loser Attitude Readjustment Tool (4) LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation LB LBS Pound, Pounds LBAY Laughing Back At You LBB Little Black Box (slang for a WebTV Set-box unit) LC! Lower Case! (Turn Off Your Caps Lock) LCD Liquid Crystal Display LCD Lowest Common Denominator LCH Lunch LD Later, Dude (4) LD Long Distance (7) LDN London (3) LDR Long-Distance Relationship (10) LDTO Let's Ditch This One LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again (2) LDWPKOL Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips LERN Learn LFLIATWP Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places LG Lovely Greetings LHM Lord Help Me (12) LHO Laughing Head Off (12) LHU Lord Help Us (11) LHU Lord Help You

LIFO LJBF LKIT LL LLAP LLTA Applause (13) LMA LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAOAROTF The Floor LMAOROTF Floor (2) LMBO LMC LMC LMCOA LMFAO LMHO LMIRL LMJA LMK LMOOI LMSO LMTAL LMWIS LNDN LNGTMNOC LO LOA LOFLOL LOHICA (military term) LOI LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Last In, First Out (2) Let's Just Be Friends (7) Like It Land Line (plane old telephone) Live Long & Prosper Lots And Lots Of Thunderous(ing) Leave Me Laugh My Laughing Laughing Laughing Alone (2) Arse Off (3) My (Butt) Off My Arse Off (32) My Arse Off And Rolling On

Laughing My Arse Off Rolling On The Laughing My Butt/Booty Off (5) Let Me Check (2) Lost My Connection (3) Lost My Connection Once Again (2) Laughing My Frigging Arse Off (3) Laughing My Head Off (7) Let's Meet In Real Life (2) Let Me Just Add.. Let Me Know (12) Leave me out of it Laugh(ing) My Socks Off (10) Let Me Take A Look Lick Me Where I Sweat London Long Time No See Hello List Of Acronyms/Abbreviations Lying On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Look Out, Here It Comes Again Lack Of Interest Hee Hee Hee Hee Laugh Out Loud (18) Laughed(s) Out Loud (2) Laughing Out Loud (68) Laughs Out Loud Little Old Lady

LOL Loads Of Love (2) LOL Lots Of Laughs LOL Lots Of Laughs/Laughter (5) LOL Lots Of Love (4) LOL Lots Of Luck (6) LOL Lots Of Luck / Little Old Lady LOLA Laugh(ed) Out Loud Again (3) LOLAROTG Laughing Out Loud And Rolling On The Ground LOLBAY Laughing Out Loud Back At You LOLLOL Little Old Lady Laughing Out Loud LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On Line LOLRTPP Laughing Out Loud, Ready To Pee Pants LOLV Lot's Of Love LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud (2) LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery (2) LOTBS Look On The Bright side LOTFLOL Laying On The Floor Laughing Out Loud LOTI Laughing On The Inside LOTR Lord of the Rings (a Tolkien work) (2) LOTWTIME Laughing Out Loud With Tears In My Eyes LRF Little Rubber Feet (Pads On The Bottom Of Equipment)(3) LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel (2) LSH Low, Soft And Hard (Not Fertile) LSHHTCMS Laughed So Hard Had To Change My Shorts LSHHTCMS Laughed(ing) So Hard Had To Change My Shorts (3) LSHIAPM Laughing So Hard I Almost Peed Myself LSHICT Laughing So Hard I Can't Type LSHIH Laughing So Hard It Hurts LSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants (2) LSHISOTS Laughing So Hard, I Spit On The Screen

LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches (4) LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing (9) LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts (17) LSHMSH Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts (2) LSHTTARDML Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg (4) LSHTTARDML Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg (2) LSKOL Long Slow Kiss On The Lips (4) LSMIF Laughing So Much I Farted LSMISMT Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax LSP Less Sensitive Person (2) LTA Less Than Average LTBF Learn To Be Funny (2) LTD Limited Edition LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type (4) LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry LTIP Laughing Till I Puke (4) LTLE Little LTM LTMS Laugh(Ing) To Myself (6) LTMSH Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt (3) LTNP Long Time No Post LTNS LTMC Long Time No See (34,12) LTNT Long Time, No Talk (5) LTNT Long Time, No Type (3) LTR Long Term Relationship (7) LTS Laughing To Self (18) LTSGT2GTHR Let's Get Together (3) LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything (3rd part of THHGTTG) LUAC Lighting Up A Cigarette LULAB Love You Like A Brother (2) LULAS Love You Like A Sister (2) LULU Locally Unwanted Land Use LUMU Love You, Miss You LUSER Loser USER (3) LUV Love (8) LUVU LUVYA Love Ya/You (3) LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart (19) LV Love (4) LWR Launch When Ready (3)

LY Love Ya/You (17) LY4E Love Ya/You Forever (3) LYK Let You Know LYL Love Ya/You Lots (3) LYLAB Love You Like A Brother (4) LYLAS Love You Like A Sister (5) LYMY Love You Miss You LYN Lie In LYN Like Your Nick LYN Lying (3) LYVM Love You Very Much (variable number of Vs) LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart LZ Loser! (2) ^ TOP ^ 133 M Am M Male (2) M$ Micro$oft M$ULKECRZ Miss You Like Crazy! (2) M/F Male Or Female? M2CW My Two Cents Worth M8 Mate (21) M8S Mates (3) MARINE My Arse Riding In Navy Equipment; Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential MAY Mad About You (2) MAYB Mad About You, Baby (2) MB Megabyte (1,024 Kilobytes)(2) MB Message Board MB MAB Maybe (4) MBG Money-Back Guarantee MBR Master Boot Record MBR$D MBRSD Embarrassed (4) MBUC Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence MC Merry Christmas (4) MCIBTU My Computer Is Better Than Yours MCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than Yours MCIBTY(SN) My Computer Is Better Than Yours, So Nyerrr! MD Managing Director (2) MD Maryland MD More Dirt (Physician)

MDT Mountain Daylight Time MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over (4) MFD Multi-Function Device (2) MFG Manufacturing MFG More Friendly Garbage (2) MFI Mad For It MFMF My Friend, My Friend MGB May God Bless (3) MGD My Gameboy Died MGMT Management (4) MH Mostly Harmless MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You (4) MHDC My Hard Disk Crashed MHDC My Hard Drive Crashed MHDC(A) My Hard Drive crashed (again) MHIFOE My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels MHM Members Helping Members MHO My Humble Opinion MHOTY My Hat's Off To You (10) MHz Megahertz MI Michigan MIA Missing In Action MIB Mint In Box (short for "in mint condition, still in original box") MIF Milk In First (for tea drinking) MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please (2) MIJ Made In Japan MIL Mother In Law (6) MIL Mother In-Law (Also Fil, Sil, Bil For The Others)(7) MILG Make It Look Good MIME Multipurpose Internet Mail Extensions (2) MIN Minimum / Minute MINT Mint Condition (In Perfect Condition) MIPS Meaningless Information Per Second (2) MKA Mundanely Known As MKOG My Kind Of Girl MKOP My Kind Of Place (2)

MKOW My Kind Of Woman ML More Later (2) MLA Multiple Letter Acronym (10) MM Market Maker (2) MM Merry Meeting You (Greetings) MM Multimedia MMF Make Money Fast MMFU My Mate Fancies You (4) MMGAMOIO My Minds Got A Mind Of Its Own MMHA My Most Humble Apologies MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You (3) MMIF My Mouth Is Full (2) MMO Mobile Module MMS Multimedia Messaging System MMYT Mail Me Your Thoughts MNC Mother Nature Calls MO Mail/Money Order MO MOM Moment (4) MOATYO Mind Of A Ten Year Old MOB Mobile (11) MODEM Modulator-Demodulator MOF Matter Of Fact (7) MOMN Milk Out My Nose MOMPL One Moment Please (2) MOO Mud, Object-Oriented (2) MOOS Member Of Opposite Sex (2) MOR Middle Of the Road MOR Morning MORF Male OR Female? (9) MOS Member of the Opposite Sex (2) MOSS Member Of (the) Same Sex (7) MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex (14) MOTD Message Of The Day (11) MOTM Member Of The Month (4) MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex (13) MOTSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex (15) MP Military Police MPH Miles Per Hour MPOY My Place Or Yours? MRA Moving Right Along (2) MS More Stuff; More of the Same; (Masters Degree)(2)

MS U LK CRZ MSCEA (2) MSG MSGN MSIA MSO MSS MST MSULKECRZ MT MTBF MTC MTCW MTE MTF MTFBWU Wars)(18) MTFBWY Wars) (5) MTG MTNG MTH MU MUA MUBAR MUD MUF MUNG MUSM MW MWAIYR MWBRL MYOB ^ TOP ^ 182 N N CASE N E 1 N'SP N-A-Y-L N-E-1 N-E-1 ER N/A

Miss You Like Crazy My Southern Comfort's Empty Again Message (18) Messaging Malaysia (3) My Sweet One Member of the Same Sex (2) Mountain Standard Time Miss You Like Crazy My Time (2) Mean Time Between Failure (3) More To Come My Two Cents Worth My Thoughts Exactly (12) More To Follow (9) May The Force Be With You (Star May The Force Be With You (Star Meeting (4,1) Month (4) Miss You (2) Mail User Agent Messed Up Beyond All Recognition (2) Multi User Domain (4) Material Unaccounted For Mash/Mung Until No Good (3,1) Miss You So Much (4) Midwife More When, And If, You Reply More Will Be Revealed Later (2) Mind Your Own Business (26) And, In, No (6,2,1) In Case (3) Anyone (2) Nobody's Perfect In A While (2) Anyone (2) Anyone Here? (2) Not Acceptable (2)

N/A N/A N/C N/M N/T N1 N2M N2M NA NA NA NADM NADT NAGI NAHM NAHW NAK NALOPKT NAP NARU User) NAVY NAYY NAZ Nasdaq)(2) NB NBC NBD NBFD NBIF NBIR NBL NBTD NBTYRSP Program(ming) NBW NC NC NC NCASE NCATT NCG

Not Affiliated Not Applicable (6) Not cool Never Mind No Text (2) Nice One! (4) Not To Mention (2) Not too much No Access (5) Not Applicable (2) Not Available Never A Dull Moment Not A Darn Thing (8) Not A Good Idea (3) Not A Happy Man Not A Happy Woman Nursing At Keyboard (3) Not A Lot Of People Know That (2) Not A Problem (2) Not A Registered User (Suspended Never Again Volunteer Yourself (7) Not Affiliated, Yada-Yada. Name, Address, Zip (Also Means Nota Bene (note well)(2) New Billing Cycle No Big Deal (13) No Big Flippin' Deal No Basis In Fact (6) No Basis In Reality Not Bl**dy Likely (3) Nothing Better To Do (2) Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Never Been Worn No Comment (6) No Cover North Carolina In Case No Comment At This Time New College Graduate (2)

NCP NCTO ND NED NDM NE NE1 NE14KFC NE1H NEHW NERD Dorks (2) NETHNG NETUA NEWBIE NFC NFG NFI NFP NFR NFS NFW NFW NFW NG NG NG NH NHOH NIAA NICBDAT Taxes (3) NID NIDWTC NIFOC Computer (3) NIH Microsoft)(7) NIITB NIM NIMBY NIMFYE NIMQ

Non Custodial Parent Now Cut That Out (2) Need No Disrespect Meant Any (7) Anyone (17) Anyone for KFC? (2) Anyone Home/Here? No Enjoyment, Hard Work National Establishment for Real Anything (7) Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything (2) Clueless New User (Uses All Caps!) No Frigging Clue No Fricking Good (2) No Friggin(g) Idea (3) No Flames Please Not For Resale Not For Sale No Feasible Way (2) No Fine Way No Fricking Way (14) New Game (2) NewsGroup (5) No Good New Hampshire Never Heard Of Him/Her (7) No Idea At All Nothing Is Certain But Death And No I Don't No I Don't, Want To Chat (2) Nude/Naked In Front Of (the) Not Invented Here (Very common at Nip It In The Bud No Internal Message (2) Not In My Back Yard (10) Not In My Front Yard Either Not In My Queue (2)

NIMTO NINO NINO NIT NITING NITL NJ NJTH NKABOTFD NLI NM NM NM NM NM NM NMH NMI NMIAOM NMJ NMJC NMP NN NNIHAH NNITO NNTP NO1 NOCEM NOMW NOOMP NOOTO NOPE NORWICH NOS NOTE NOTTOMH NOYB NOYB NP N/P NPA NPC NPF

Not In My Term Of Office (3) No Input, No Output (3) Nothing In, Nothing Out (6) Not In Therapy (2) Anything (4) Not In This Lifetime (2) New Jersey Not Just Thinking Here Never Kill A Boy On The First Date Not Logged In (2) Near Mint Never Mind (8) Nevermind, Not much New Mexico No Message Nothing Much Not Much Here (3) No Middle Initial (2) Not Ment In An Obscene Manner Not My Job Nothing Much, Just Chillin' Not My Problem (5) Night Night (2) Not Now I Have A Headache Not Necessarily In That Order (2) Network News Transfer Protocol No One (14) No See 'eM Not On My Watch No Oxygen On My Planet Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Not On Planet Earth kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home Knows Not Of This Earth Not Off The Top Of My Head None Of Your Beeswax None Of Your Business (11) No Problem (31) Non-Performing Assets Not Politically Correct No Problem Found (2)

NPLU Not People Like Us (3) NQA No Questions Asked (7) NQOCD Not Quite Our Class, Dear (2) NQOS Not Quite Our Sort (3) NR Nice Roll NR No Reply Necessary NR No Reserve Price On Auction Highest Bid Wins NR Not received NRFB Never Removed From Box NRG Energy (2) NRN No Reply Necessary (41) NRN No Response Necessary (2) NRN No Response Needed (5) NS Netscape NSD Never Say Die NSFW Not Safe For Work NSFW Not Suitable For Work NSTAAFL No Such Thing As A Free Lunch NSTLC Needs Some Tender Loving Care NT Nice Try NT No Text (message is empty)(2) NT2NITE Not Tonight NTA Enter NTFL No Time For Love NTG Not Too Good (2) NTH No Therapy Helpful (2) NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything (2) NTIM Not That It Matters (7) NTIMM Not That It Matters Much (7) NTK Nice To Know (3) NTL Never/None The Less (4) NTP Need To Pee NTTRN No Time To Reply Now NTW Not To Worry (4) NTYC Not That You Care NTYMI Now That You Mention It (7) NTYMI Now That You Mentioned It NU New User(S) (2) NUFF Enough Said (2) NUFN Nothing (4) NUI Network User Identification (3)

NV NVM NM NVNG NW NWCDP NWO NXT NY NYCFS NYCTMI NYE NYM NYP NYT ^ TOP ^ 116 O O O O4U OAS OATUS OAUS OB OB OB OBAB OBE OBJOKE OBO OBTW OD OD OD OEM OEM OFS OHMIGOD OI OIC OJ OJ OJT OK

Nevada Never Mind (6) Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained No Way! (9) Nothing We Could Do Partner No Way Out (5) Next New York New York City Finger Salute (2) Now You Come To Mention It (3) New Year's Eve New York Minute Not Your Problem (2) Not You Too? Of / Oh / Or / Other Over (end of communication)(2) Over (to you to communicate)(4) Only For You (5) On Another Subject On A Totally Unrelated Subject (8) On An Unrelated Subject (14) Obligatory (6) Oh Brother! Oh Baby Overtaken By Events Obligatory Joke Or Best Offer (7) Oh, By The Way (22) Oh Dear (2) Over Drive OverDose (3) Original Equipment Malfunction Original Equipment Manufacturer (2) One Finger Salute Oh My God Operator Indisposed (4) Oh, I See (68) Obligatory Joke Only Joking On The Job Training Okay, All Correct (3)

OK Only Kidding OL Old Lady (Significant Other, Wife, Girlfriend) (11) OL Out Of Luck OLL Online Love (5) OLL Only Laughing A Little OM Old Man (Husband, Boyfriend, Significant Other) (11) OM Other Man (2) OMB On My Back OMDB Over My Dead Body (3) OMG Oh My God (17) OMG Oh My God/Gosh (9) OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard (6) OMT One More Time ON4IT On For It ONNA Oh No, Not Again! (16) ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again (4) ONNTA Oh No, Not This/That Again (5) OO Headlights On (2) OO Over & Out (Goodbye) (7) OOC Out Of Character (4) OOC Out Of Control/Commission OOF Out Of Facility (2) OOI Out Of Interest (6) OOL Out Of Luck OOMOOS Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight OOO Out Of Office (2) OOP Out Of Print (2) OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind (2) OOT Out Of Time OOTB Out Of The Blue (5) OOTB Out Of The Box (10) OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment (10) OOTD One Of These Days (2) OOTD One Of These/Those Days OOTO Out Of The Office OOTQ Out Of The Question OPC Obligatory Phish Content OPL Obvious Panty Line OPM Other People's Money OPP Other People's Problems

OS OSIF OSIM OST OSU OT OT OT1H OTA OTB OTB OTBE OTBS OTC OTD OTF OTF OTFL OTFM OTGH OTK OTL OTMH OTN OTOA OTOH OTOH OTOOH OTOT OTP OTR OTT OTTH OTTOMH OTTOMHAROOB Of Bounds OTW OTW OTW OUSU OVA OVR8D

Operating System (4) Oh Shoot, I Forgot! Oh Shoot It's Monday (2) On Second Thought (2) Officially Sanctioned User Off Topic (13) Other Topic On The One Hand (2) Out The Airlock Off To Bed (2) On The Ball Over Taken By Events On The Bright Side Over The Counter (3) Out The Door (2) Off The Floor (2) On The Floor (9) On The Floor Laughing (6) Only The Facts, Ma'am On The Gripping Hand Over The Knee Out To Lunch (11) Off the Top of My Head ... On The Net One Thing Or Another On The One Hand On The Other Hand (69) On The Other Other Hand (8) On The Other Tentacle On The Phone (2) On The Road Over The Top (11) On The Third Hand (11) Off The Top Of My Head (28) Off The Top Of My Head & Rolling Out Off The Wall On The Way On The Whole (2) Oh, You Shut Up (3) Over Overrated (2)

OW Oh Well (2) OW Other Woman (3) OWTTE Or Words To That Effect (14) OX Hug & Kiss (2) OXOXO Hugs & Kisses OXOXOXOXO Hugs & Kisses, more OYO On Your Own OZ Australia (3) ^ TOP ^ 179 P Pee, Pea P-ZA Pizza (2) PABG Pack(ing) A Big Gun (7) PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff (6) PAW Parents Are Watching (8) PB Potty Break PB&J Peanut Butter & Jelly PBD Programmer Brain Damage PBM Play By Mail (Games)(3) PBNFL Possible, But Not Fricking Likely PC Personal Computer (2) PC Politically Correct PC Private Chat (2) PCB Please Call Back (2) PCM Please Call Me (15) PCM Please Call Me (2) PCMCIA People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms (slang) PCMCIA People Can't Master/Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms (7) PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Card International Association (3) PCME Please Call Me (3) PCO Please Carry On PCT Politically Correct Thought PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left PD Public Domain (11) PDA Personal Digital Assistant PDA Personal Display Of Affection PDA Public Display Of Affection (7) PDN Public Data Network (3) PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Arse (2)

PDQ Pretty Darn Quick (7) PDQ Pretty Darned Quickly PDS Please Don't Shoot (5) PDS Please Don't Shout (all capital letters is rude)(11) PDT Pacific Daylight Time PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard (10) PEBUAK Problem Exists Between User And Keyboard PEEPS People PEKUSH Press Every Key Until Something Happens PEM Privacy Enhanced Mail PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing (2) PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall (2) PFM Pure Fricking Magic (2) PFY Pimply Faced Youth PG Parental Guidence PG Pregnant PG Prophecy Girl PGP Pretty Good Privacy PGY Post Graduate Year PH Pastor's Husband (2) PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting PHB Pointy Haired Boss PHD Piled Higher & Deeper (2) PHD Push Here Dummy PHP Personal Home Page PI PIC Politically Incorrect PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair (3) PIC Picture PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer PIMP Pee In My Pants (3) PIMP Peeing In My Pants (2) PIMPL Peeing In My Pants Laughing PIN Personal Identification Number PIP Present(s) In Progress PITA Pain In The (Butt) (4) PITA Pain In The Acronym

PITA PITA PITA PITA PITBY PITN PIU PJW PK PKB PKB PKG PKOC PKOL PL& PL&ED PLBKAC Chair PLMK PLMKO PLOKTA PLONK Killfiled! PLS PLZ PLS4GIVME PLZ 4GV ME PM PM PM PMBI PMETC PMF PMF PMF PMFBI PMFI PMFJI PMFJIB PMFJIH PMIGBOM Mouth (7) PMJFIH

Pain In The Anatomy Pain In The Arse (40) Pain In The Backside Pain In The Behind Put It in Their Back Yard Pain In The Neck Pimp It Up Please Just Wait Pastor's Kid (2) Pot (Calling The) Kettle Black (2) Pot, Kettle, Black! Package Passionate Kiss On The Cheek Passionate Kiss On The Lips Planned (4) Problem Lies Between Keyboard & Please Let Me Know (2) Please Let Me Know, Ok? (2) Press Lots Of Keys To Abort (8) Please Leave Our Newsgroup, Please (23,6) Please Forgive Me Please Forgive Me (6) Personal/Private Message (10) Priority Mail Private Message (8) Pardon My Butting In (7) Pardon Me ETC. (2) Pardon My French (!@#$%^)(4) Problem Magically Fixed Pure Freaking Magic (2) Pardon Me For Butting In (9) Problem Magically Fixed Itself Pardon Me For Jumping In (31) Pardon Me For Jumping In But... (2) Pardon Me For Jumping In Here (2) Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Pardon Me For Jumping In Here

PMJI Pardon Me (for) Jumping In (Interrupt A Conversation) (3) PMJI Pardon My Jumping In (18) PML Page Me Later (2) PML Pee Myself Laughing (3) PML Pissing Myself Laughing PMP Peed My Pants (9) PMP Peeing My Pants (3) PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Darn PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here (5) PO Pee Off (3) PO$BL Possible (2) POA Plan Of Action POAHF Put On A Happy Face (12) POAHF Put On A Happy Face Poof Has left the chat room POC Prisoner Of Chat; Peeping Other Chatters POETS Pee On Everyone, Tomorrow's Saturday (2) POETS Pee On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday POITS Pee On It Tomorrow's Saturday POM Phase Of The Moon (2) POME Prisoner Of Mother England PONA Person Of No Account (2) POOF Good-Bye (2) POOF Has Left The Chat Room. POP Point Of Presence (2) POP Post Office Protocol (3) POQ Pee Off Quickly POQADCB Pee Off Quickly And Don't Come Back POS Parent(s) Over Shoulder (6) POS Parent/Person Over Shoulder (2) POS Piece Of Stuff (3) POS Pile Of Stuff POSBL Possible POSIBL Possible POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters (7) POTS Plain Old Telephone Service (5)

POTUS President Of The United States (2) POTW Project Of The Week POV Point Of View (22) PPL People (33) PPN Personal PIN Number (4) PPN Programmer Project Number (currently known as UserID) PPP Petty Pet Peeve (4) PPP Point to Point Protocol (3) PPPP Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position (3) PRL Parents Are Listening (3) PRT Party (11) PRW Parents Are Watching (8) PS Post Script (8) PSB Pretty Stupid Boy PSG Pretty Stupid Girl PST Pacific Standard Time PT Physical Training PTB Please Text Back (3) PTB Powers That Be (5) PTL Pee Themselves Laughing PTL Praise The Lord (2) PTLAPTA Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition PTM Please Tell Me (2) PTMM Please, Tell Me More (8) PTMY Pleased To Meet You PTMYA Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance PTO Patent and Trademark Office (US Govt) PTO Please Turn Over (2) PTSS Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome PU That Stinks! (something smells)(6) PUKS Pick Up Kids (5) PUNTS People of Utterly No Tactical Significance (military term) PV Postitive Vibes PVTMSG Private Messaging PW Password PW Pastor's Wife (2) PW Pathetic Wanker (2)

PW PWYP PXT PYS ^ TOP ^ 14 Q Q QED Easily Done (2) QF QIX QKLY QL QPQ QPSA Happening?)(6) QS QSL QSO QT QT ^ TOP ^ 209 R R U THERE? R&D R&R R'CD R8 RA RA Assistant RAD RAEBNC RAEBNC RAK RAM RAOK RAK RAS RAT RBAY RBS RBTL

Powwow (3) Practice What You Preach Please Explain That (2) Pack Your Stuff Question Queue (3) Quod Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Quiver Full Quick (3) Quickly Quit Laughing! (3) Quid Pro Quo Que Pasa? (Spanish: What's Quit Scrolling (3) Reply (9) Conversation (9) Cutie (25) Quiet Are Or (17,1) Are you there? (3) Research & Development (2) Rest & Relaxation (2) Reconnected Rate Red Alert Research Assistant; Resident Radical Read & Enjoyed, But No Comment (3) Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment (2) Random Act of Kindness Random Access Memory Random Act Of Kindness (4,1) Running Around Screaming Remotely Activated Trojan (2) Right Back At Ya/You (2) Really Big Screen Read Between The Lines (6)

RE RE To Irc) (2) RE RE RECOGNIZ REHI REHI RFC RFD RFI RFM RFR RFSN RFT RGDS RHIP RI RINGL8 RIP RKBA RL RL RLA RLCO RLF RLR RMB RME RMH RML RMLB RMMM RN RNA RNA RNINL8 ROAR! A Lion) ROF ROFFNAR Reason (2)

Hello again / In regard to (2) Re-Enter ("Hi" To Someone Returning Regarding (4) Regards or Hello Again (3) Recognize Hello Again (Re-Hi!)(5) Hi again (2) Request For Comment(s)(8) Request For Discussion (7) Request For Information Reply To Flagged Message Really Friggin Rich (4) Real Flipping Soon Now Request For Thinking (2) Regards (8) Rank Has/Hath Its Privileges (7) Rhode Island Running Late (5) Rest In Peace (4) Right To Keep And Bear Arms (2) Real Life (13) Real Life (when not chatting)(7) Run Like An Antelope Real Life COnference (7) Real Life Friend (2) Earlier (3) Ring My Bell (2) Rolling My Eyes (3) Real Manly Hug Read My Lips (5) Read My Lips Baby (2) Read My Mail Man! (2) Right Now! (3) Ring, No Answer Ring, No Answer (4) Running Late Just Like Rolf (Laughing As Loud As Rolling On the Floor (2) Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent

ROFFNPR Rolling On The Floor For No Particular Reason ROFL Roll On Floor Laughing ROFL Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing (43) ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing (9) ROFL Rolls On the Floor Laughing ROFL ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing (9) ROFLAHMSL Rolling On Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing ROFLAHMSL Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing ROFLAPMP Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing And Peeing My Pants (4) ROFLAPMP Rolling On Floor Laughing And Peeing My Pants (4) ROFLAS Rolling On Floor Laughing And Screaming (2) ROFLASC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring the Cat ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat (2) ROFLASTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat (3) ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out (3) ROFLH Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hard ROFLMAO Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off (4) ROFLMAO Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing My Arse Off (12) ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off (7) ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My ASCII Off ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Arse Off (2) ROFLMAOAY Roflmao At You (3) ROFLMAOAY Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off At You (5) ROFLMAOBF Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off & Breaking Furniture

ROFLMAOOL Rolling On the Floor Lauging My Arse Off Out Loud ROFLMAOPMP Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off Peeing My Pants (2) ROFLMAOTID Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off Till I Die ROFLMAOWTIME Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off With Tears In My Eyes (7) ROFLMBO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Butt/Behind Off ROFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off ROFLMHO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off ROFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off ROFLOL Roll On Floor Laughing Out Loud (2) ROFLOL Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud (2) ROFLOL Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud (7) ROFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants ROFLOLVH Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard ROFLPMP Rolling On the floor laughing, peeing my pants! ROFLUTS Rofl Unable To Speak (5) ROFLUTS Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable to Speak (5) ROFLWMK Rolling On the Floor Laughing, Wet My Knickers ROFLWPIMP Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants ROFLWTIME Rofl With Tears In My Eyes ROFPML Roll On Floor Peeing Myself Laughing ROFTTPOF Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames ROFUTS Rolling On Floor Unable To Speak ROGLOL Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud ROI Retrun On Investment

ROM Read-Only Memory ROR Raffing Out Roud ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again (3) ROTF Rolling On The Floor (11) ROTF,L Rolling On The Floor, Laughing ROTFL ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFBTC Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet ROTFL Rolling On Floor Laughing ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing (31) ROTFL Rolls On The Floor Laughing (2) ROTFLABIC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Biting Into Carpet ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides (3) ROTFLAHMS Rotfl And Holding My Side ROTFLAPMP Rotfl And Peeing My Pants ROTFLAS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting ROTFLASTC Rotfl And Scaring The Cat ROTFLBTCASTC Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One ROTFLBTCUTS Rotfl Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off ROTFLMAO Roll On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My (Butt) Off (3) ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Anatomy Off ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off (20) ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Backside Off ROTFLMAOPMP Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Arse Off, Peeing My Pants ROTFLMAOTID Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off Till I Die (2)

ROTFLMAOWPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off While Peeing In My Pants (2) ROTFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off (2) ROTFLMBOBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Big Old Butt Off ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud (15) ROTFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants (3) ROTFLOLPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing In My Pants ROTFLOLPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants (2) ROTFLSHISMC Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee ROTFLSHTB Rotfl So Hard They Burst ROTFLSTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat ROTFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One ROTFLTIC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Till I Cry (3) ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable To Speak ROTFSTCLMAAOBPORolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off ROTFWTIME Rolling On The Floor With Tears In My Eyes ROTG Rolling On The Ground ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Arse Off ROTGLOL Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud ROTM Right On The Money (11) RPG Role Playing Game(s) (8) RPO Really PO'ed RRQ Return Receipt Request (3) RS Real soon RSN Real Soon Now (Sarcastic)(37) RSVP Please Reply (4)

RSVP Repondez S'il Vous Plait (French, "please reply")(2) RT Real Time (8) RT Return (address) RT Round Table GEnie RTBM Read The Bl**dy Manual (4) RTBMA Run That By Me Again RTBS Reason To Be Single (2) RTDOX Read The Documentation/Directions (2) RTFAQ Read The FAQ (2) RTFAQ Read The Faq File (2) RTFAQ Read The Frequently Asked Questions (4) RTFF Read The Frigging FAQ(s)(4) RTFFAQ Read The Friggin Faq RTFI Read The Freaking Instructions (3) RTFM Read The "Fine" Manual/Message (34) RTFM Read The Freaking Manual/Message (15) RTFM Read The Manual (2) RTFMA Read The "Fine" Manual, Again RTFMS Read The Fricking Manual, Sir (from the military) RTFQ Read The Fricking Question (2) RTFQ Read The Full Question RTFS Read The Fricking Source (2) RTI Real Time Interruption RTK Return To Keyboard (2) RTM Read The Manual (13) RTS Read The Screen RTSM Read The Silly Manual (3) RTSM Read The Stupid Manual! RTSM Read The Stupid/Silly Manual (3) RTWFQ Read The Whole Freaking Question (3) RTWT Read The Whole Thing (Blog Term) RU Are You? (9) RU OK Are You Ok? (3) RU UP 4 IT? Are You Up For It? RU32NITE Are You Free Tonight RU? Are You? (3) RUCMNG Are You Coming (5)

RUF RUF2T RUKM RUMF RUMORF RUOK RUOK? RUT RUTHERE RUTLKN2ME? RUUP4IT? RX RYFM RYL RYO RYS ^ TOP ^ 256 S S/O S/O S/TH S2BX S2R S4L SA SAF SAHM SAHD SAL SAM SAMFU SAMFUTU Than Usual (2) SAPFU SAR SASS Society/Syndrome SAYOR SBB SBCN SBD SBF SBM SBTA SC

Right Up Front Are You Free To Talk? (3) Are You Kidding Me? Are You Male or Female? (3) Are You Male Or Female? (3) Are You OK? (21) Are You There? (2) Are You Talking To Me? Are You Up For It? (3) Regards (2) Read Your Friendly Manual (5) Read You Later (2) Roll Your Own (Do It Yourself)(5) Read Your Screen (5) Smile(ing), Is (10,1) Sold Out SomeOne SomeTHing Soon To Be Ex (2) Send To Receive (3) Spam For Life (3) Say Single Asian Female Stay At Home Mom/Dad (7,1) Such A Laugh Single Asian Male Self-Adjusting Military Foul Up Situation Abnormal, More Fouled Up Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups (7) Smart Arse Remark (2) Short Attention Span Speak At Your Own Risk Stupid Beyond Belief Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked Silent But Deadly (2) Single Black Female Single Black Male Sorry, Being Thick Again (2) Stay Cool (5)

SCNR SCUBA Apparatus SD SDIHTT SE2E SEC SED SEG SEP SETE SEW SF SF SF SF Site)(3) SFAIAA SFETE SFLA SFT SG4IT SGML Language SGML SH SHAM SHCOON SHDO SHID SHLH SHLM SHOPN SHTS SHTSI SICS SIG SIG SIIK SIL SIL SIL

Sorry, Could Not Resist (12) Self Contained Underwater Breathing Stepdaughter (2) SomeDay I'll Have The Time (2) Smiling Ear to Ear Second, Wait A Second (7) Said Enough Darling (4) Seductively Evil Grin Somebody Else's Problem (2) Smiling Ear To Ear (20) Sleep Well, Eat Well Science Fiction (4) Speculative Fantasy Stepfather (2) Surfer Friendly (Low-Graphics Web So Far As I Am Aware (5) Smiling From Ear To Ear (4) Stupid Four Letter Acronym (9) Sorry For That Search Google For It Standardised Generalised Markup Standardized General Markup Language Stuff Happens (4) Stay At Home Mom Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose Stuff Happens, Drive On Slaps Head In Disgust (13) Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically Shalom Shopping (4) Spit Hitting The Spam (2) Somebody Had To Say It (2) Sitting In Chair Snickering (7) Signature Special Interest Group (3) Stuffed If I Know (2) Mother-In-Law Sister In Law (12) Son In Law (6)

SIT Stay In Touch (8) SITCOMS Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage (2) SITD Still In The Dark (22) SITM Silent In The Morning SIYNE Smilies If You Need Em SJF Single Jewish Female SJM Single Jewish Male SK8 Skate (8) SK8ER Skater (3) SKOTC Soft Kiss On The Cheek SL Section Leader SLATFATF So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish SLIP Serial Line Interface Protocol SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid (2) SLM See Last Mail (4) SM Stepmother (2) SMA Spank My Arse SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message (3) SMAR Suck My Arse Raw SMDP System Monitoring Display Protocol SME Subject Matter Expert (2) SME1 Someone (2) SMEF Serious Massive Existence Failure SMEM Send Me E-Mail (2) SMHID Scratching My Head In Disbelief SMMWO Shut My Mouth Wide Open SMO Serious Mode On (3) SMO Simple Matter Of SMOF Secret Master(s) Of Fandom SMOFF Serious Mode OFF (3) SMOP Small Matter Of Programming (9) SMS Short Message Service (2) SMTG Something SMTOE Sets My Teeth On Edge (3) SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol (3) SMTWGWLAF Slapping My Thighs While Giggling Wildly Like A Fool SMTWTFS Slapping My Thighs While Terribly Foolishly Snickering SNAC Sitting Naked At Computer SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up (28)

SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy (4) SNAIL MAIL (US) Postal Mail (2) SNAILMAIL (US) Postal Mail Service (2) SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager (10) SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager (2) SNFIAA Still No Fricking Idea At All SNR Signal To Noise Ratio (2) SO Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend) (40) SOASF So On And So Forth SOB Son Of a 'Gun' (3) SOB Stressed Out Bigtime (2) SOC Soap Opera Central SOE Silly/Stupid Operator Error SOH Sense Of Humor SOHB Sense Of Humour Bypass SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure (9) SOI State Of Insanity SOI Stink On Ice (3) SOL Shoot, Out of Luck (12) SOL Simply Out Of Luck (4) SOL Smilling Out Loud (2) SOL Sooner Or Later (7) SOM1 Someone (3) SOME1 Someone SOMY Sick Of Me Yet? (2) SOP Standing(ard) Operational Procedure(s)(6) SORAS Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome SORG Straight or Gay? (4) SOS Same Old Stuff (11) SOS Save Our Ship (need help, emergency) (3) SOS Save Our Souls SOS Someone Special (2) SOS Stuck On Stupid SOSO Same Old, Same-Old SOT Short Of Time (11) SOTA State Of The Art (latest technology) SOTD Speaking Of The Devil

SOTMG SOVS SOW SOZ SP SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPDD SPK SPK 2U L8R SPST SQL SRO SRY SS SS SS SSDD SSEWBA Acronyms (3) SSIA SSM ST ST ST ST-DS9 ST-DS9 ST-TNG ST-TOS ST-VOY ST2MORO STATS STATS STBID STBX STBY STFU STFW STFW STI ST-TMP

Short Of Time, Must Go (10) SomeOne Very Special (2) Speaking Of Which (5) Sorry (4) Sweetie Pie Junk, Unwanted E-Mail (2) Sick Person's Advertisement Spiced Ham (canned meat)(2) Stupid Person's Advertisement (2) Same Poo, Different Day Speak (11) Speak To You Later (3) Same Place Same Time (2) Structured Query Language Standing Room Only (3) Sorry (4) Smiles So Sorry Stepson (2) Same Stuff, Different Day (12) Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Subject Says It All So, Sue Me Star Trek (2) Such That (2) Super Tired (4) Star Trek Deep Space 9 Star Trek, Deep Space 9/Nine (2) Star Trek, The Next Generation (4) Star Trek, The Original Series (4) Star Trek, Voyager (3) Same Time Tomorrow Age/Sex/Location? Your Sex And Age? (7) Sometime Before I Die Soon To Be Ex Sucks To Be You Shut The Flip Up (4) Search The Fine Web Search The Freaking Web Star Trek I The Motion Picture

STID STII ST-WOK STIII ST-SFS STIV ST-TVH STM STO STR8 STRA STS STS STUL STV ST-TFF STVI ST-TUC Country STW STYS SU SUAD SUAKM SUB SUCDIC Charge (2) SUFID SUITM SUL SUL SUM1 SUNOILTY (2) SUP SUPERCAL SUS SUSFU SUYF SUYP SVGA SW SW SW SW SW SW-SE

Still In The Dark Star Trek II Wrath Of Khan Star Trek III Search For Spock Star Trek IV The Voyage Home Spank The Monkey (2) Sticking Out Tongue Straight (2) Stray So To Speak (2) Sorry To Say Speak To You Later Star Trek V The Final Frontier Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Search The Web (3) Speak To You Soon (2) Shut Up (3) Shut/Suck Up And Deal Shut Up And Kiss Me (4) Sign Up Board Situation Under Control, Dummies In Screwing Up Face In Disgust (7) See You In The Morning See You Later (2) Snooz, You Loose (2) Someone (10) Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You What's Up? (5) Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious See You Soon (2) Situation Unchanged, Still Fouled Up Shut Up You Fool (2) Shut Up You Pervert (2) Super Video Graphics Array Says Whom? (2) Second Wife Shareware/Software (2) So What? (3) Star Wars (2) StarWars Special Edition

SWAG SWAG (7) SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAK SWAK SWALK SWALK SWATK SWCOC Corrections SWDYRTW SWDYT SWEG SWF SWG SWHT SWIM SWL SWM SWMBO SWT SWTDRMZ SWYP SY SYITM SYL SYLA SYOTB SYOTB SYS SYSOP computers)(12) SYT SYUTH SYWWTBY S^ ^ TOP ^ 275 T T&E

Scientific Wild Arse Guess (5) Scientific/Simple Wild Arse Guess Stupid Wild Arse Guess Stupid/Sceintific Wild-Bummed Guess Stupid/Super Wild Arse Guess (2) Sealed With A Kiss (10) Sealed/Sent With A Kiss (9) Sealed With A Loving Kiss (3) Sealed/Sent With A Loving Kiss (10) Sent/Sealed With A Tender Kiss (2) Special Wishes, Comments, Or Since When Do You Rule The Web? (2) So What Do You Think? (6) Scientific Wild Eyed Guess Single White Female Scientific Wild Guess (4) Sweet Heart See What I Mean? (4) Screaming With Laughter (16) Single White Male She Who Must Be Obeyed (The Wife)(8) Sweet Sweet Dreams (2) So What's Your Problem? (2) Sincerely Yours See You In The Morning See You Later (3) See You Later Alligator See You On The Bitstream See You On The Board See You Soon (19) System Operator (Techie running Sweet Young Thing (5) Smack You Upside The Head See Ya, Wouldn't Want To Be Ya S'UP - What's Up? (2) Tea (2) Trial & Error

T+ T2GO T2UL T2UL8R TA TA TA TA4N TABA TAF TAFL TAFL TAFN TAH TAKS TAMO TAN TANJ TANSTAAFL Lunch (23) TARDIS Space TARFU TAS TAT TATWIU TAWIS TAYL TB TBA TBB TBBG TBC TBD TBD acceptance TBD OOTD TBE TBH TBKA TBS TBW TBYB

Think Positive (8) Time To Go (3) Talk To You Later (5,2) Teaching Assistant Thanks A lot Thanks Again (12) That's All For Now Throws A Beer At That's All, Folks! (8) Take A Flying Leap Take A Flying Leap (3) That's All For Now (28) Take A Hike (2) That's A Knee Slapper (2) Then A Miracle Occurs Tangent (Going Off On) There Ain't No Justice (10) There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Time And Relative Dimensions In Things Are Really Fouled Up (9) Taking A Shower (3) That's A Take That's A Take, Wrap It Up That Ain't What I said Talk At Ya Later Text Back (2) To Be Advised (2) Teenie Beanie Babies This Better Be Good To Be Continued (4) To Be Decided (2) To Be Determined nearing general To Be Done, One Of These Days! To Be Expected (3) To Be Honest To Be Known As To Be Sure To Begin With Try Before You Buy (7)

TC Take Care (3) TC Telephone Call (2) TC Take Care (2) TCB Taking Care Of Business (2) TCB The Trouble Came Back! (2) TCBY Taking Care of Business, Ya'll TCD The Cat's Dead (2) TCO Taken care of TCO Total Cost Of Ownership (2) TCOB Taking Care Of Business TCOY Take Care Of Yourself (9) TCP/IP Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol TCS Take Care Sweetheart TDD The Dog's Dead (2) TDIMM That Doesn't Impress Me Much TDM Too Dang/Darn Many (6) TDM Too Darn Many (5) TDTM Talk Dirty To Me (2) TDTU Totally Devoted To You (3) TEHO To Each His Own TEINAFAIA The Emperor Is Not As Forgiving As I Am (Star Wars) TEL Telephone (4) TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It (6) TEXTIN Texting TFAE The Following Are Equivalent mathematicians TFB Too Frigging Bad TFDS That's For Darn Sure (3) TFE Too Frigging Easy TFH Thread From Hades (topic that won't stop)(5) TFI The Fact Is TFIC Tongue Firmly In Cheek TFM Thanks From Me TFMT Thanks From Me, Too! TFN Thanks For Nothing (5) TFN Thanks For Nothing Or Till Further Notice TFN Till Further Notice

TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del)(7) TFT Thin Film Transistor TFTD Thought For The Day TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time (3) TFTHAOT Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time TFTT Thanks For The Thought (7) TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally (7) TGIF Thank God It's Friday (13) TGIF Thank Goodness It's Friday TGP Thumbnail Gallery Posts TGTF Thank God Tomorrow's Friday (2) TGU The Great Unwashed THANQ Thank You (4) THANX Thanks (2) THCA Till He Comes Again THHGTTG The HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy THINKN Thinking THN Then THNQ THKQ Thank You (18) THNX Thanks (2) THNX 1E6 Thanks A Million THO Though THX Thanks (4) THX40 Thanks For Nothing TIA Thanks In Advance (Posting Ques, Hoping For Ans)(56) TIAFIMS There Is A Fly In My Soup TIAIL Think I Am In Love (2) TIATLG Truly I Am The Living God TIC The Idiot(S) in Charge TIC Tongue In Cheek (31) TIE Take It Easy (2) TIFN That's It For Now TIG! This Is Great! TIIC The Idiots In Charge TIIC Those Idiots In Control TILII Tell It Like It Is (8) TIME Tears In My Eyes (2) TIMTOWTDI There Is More Than One Way To Do It (2)

TINACAWYNO Need One TINALO TINAR TINAR TINC TINSTAAFL Lunch (2) TINWIS TIP TISONF TITSTIEH Heard TIWTGLGG Goes (2) TJATAW (3) TKS TNX TLA TLC TLG TLGO TLK TLK-2-U TLK2UL8R TM TM TM TMA TMA TMB TMB TMB TMFA TMI TMIKTLIU Understand TMIY TMK TMOT TMSD TMTC

There Is Never A Cop Around When You This Is Not This Is Not This Is Not There Is No There Is No A Legal Opinion (3) A Recommendation (3) A Review Cabal Such Thing As A Free

That Is Not What I Said (7) To Insure Promptness (2) There Is Soup On My Fly That Is The Stupidest Thing I Ever This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Truth, Justice, And The American Way Thanks (5) Three Letter Acronym (15) Tender Loving Care (5) The Living God (3) The List Goes On (2) Tender Loving Kiss Talk To You Talk To You Later (4) Thread Mangler (3) Trademark Trust Me (2) Take my advice Too Many Acronyms Text Me Back (6) That's My Boy (proud father) The Marriage Bed Too Many Frigging Acronyms Too Much Information (10) The More I Know, The Less I Take Me I'm Yours (4) To My Knowledge (2) Trust Me On This Tiny Minds Seldom Differ Too Many To Count

TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It (3) TMTOWTSAC There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat TMTT Too Much To Type (2) TMWFI Take My Word For It (2) TN TelNet (2) TN Tennessee TNA Temporarily Not Available (2) TNC Tongue In Cheek (3) TNG Thing TNOTVS There's Nothing On Television, So ...(2) TNR That's Not Right TNSO Temptingly Naked Significant Other TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (4) TNT Till Next Time (11) TNTL Trying Not To Laugh (6) TNTLLAM Try Not To Look Like A Monkey TNX TNKS Thanks (14,1) TNX TNKS Thanks, Thank You (11) TNX 1.0E6 Thanks A Million TNXE6 Thanks A Million (E6 means million) (4) TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law (5) TOBG This Oughta Be Good (5) TOH The Other Half TOM Tomorrow (2) TOO The Other Ones TOPCA Till Our Paths Cross Again (Early Celtic Chat Term)(2) TOS Terms Of Service (2) TOT Tons Of Time (2) TOTC Too Old To Care TOY Thinking Of You (18) TP Team Player (2) TPAE The Possibilities Are Endless (3) TPC The Phone Company (2) TPI Tuned Port Injection TPS(S) This Program Sucks (Severely)(2) TPTB The Powers That Be (25)

TQ Thank You (3) TQM Total Quality Management TRATEOTU The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe TRCMH That Really Chaps My Hide! TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks (7) TRDMTL Tears Running Down My Trouser Legs TRULUV True Love TS Totally Stinks/Sucks (2) TS Tough Stuff (2) TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut (2) TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure (2) TSR Terminate & Stay Resident program (4) TSR Totally Stuck In RAM (2) TSR Totally Stupid Rules (7) TSWC Tell Someone Who Cares (2) TT Ta Ta (4) TT Two Towers, The (a Tolkien work) TTBE That's To Be Expected (2) TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge (13) TTBOTW Throw The 'bot Out The Window TTC Trying To Conceive TTFN Ta Ta For Now (70) TTG Time To Go (2) TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face (6) TTL4N That's The Lot For Now (4) TTM To The Moderator (2) TTMNR Take The Money & Run TTN There There Now TTS Text To Speech (4) TTS Tiny Teat Syndrome TTSP This Too Shall Pass (2) TTT That's The Ticket (6) TTT Thought That, Too (Someone Types What You're Thinking)(2) TTT To The Top (2) TTTT These Things Take Time (2) TTTT To Tell The Truth (7) TTUL Talk To You Later (8) TTUL Talk/Type To You Later TTUL Type To you Later

TTUL8R TTUTT TTWIG TTY TTYAWFN TTYL TTYL TTYL8R TTYRS TTYS TTYT TTYTT TU TUFD TUL TUVM TVB TVI TVM TVN TW TWAIN (2) TWAIN Name TWF TWHAB TWIAVBP TWIMC TWIS TWT TWYAS TWYT TX TX TX THX TXS TXT TXT BAC TXTIN TY

Talk To You Later To Tell You The Truth That's The Way It Goes Talk To You (2) Talk To You A While From Now (4) Talk To Ya/You Later (61) Type To You Later Talk To You Later (8) Talk To You Real Soon? (2) Talk To You Soon (6) Talk To You Tomorrow (5) To Tell You The Truth (2) Thank You (3) The User File Died Tell You Later Thank You Very Much (3) Top Versus Bottom Tribal Voice Thanks Very Much Thank You Very Much (2) Team Work Technology Without An Important Name Technology Without An Interesting That was fun This Won't Hurt A Bit The World Is A Very Big Place To Whom It May Concern (9) That's What I Said Time Will Tell That's What You All Say (2) That's What You Think (2) Texas Thanks (11) Thanks (17,15) Thanks (2) Text (3) Text Back (4) Texting Thank You (11)

TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Stop Shouting)(7) TYL Talk To (you) Later (2) TYLE Took You Long Enough TYM Time TYMBI Thought You Might Be Interested TYP Type TYT Take Your Time (2) TYVL, YWEL Thank You Very Little, You're Welcome Even Less TYVM Thank You Very Much (24) THX TKS Thanks ^ TOP ^ 68 U You (30) U+ME=LUV You + Me Equals Love (2) U-L You Will (2) U-R You Are (2) U-R W-S You Are Wise (2) U/L UpLoad U/L Upload, you send a file (2) U2 You Too (14) U4E Yours Forever (11) UAE Unrecoverable Application Error (Bane Of Windows Users)(3) UAPITA You're A Pain In The Arse UAPITA You're A Pain In The Arse UBB Urgent Brownie Break UBD User Brain Damage UC? Do You See/Understand? UCE Unsolicited Commercial Email (2) UDP Usenet Death Penalty UDS Ugly Domestic Scene UFB Un-Flipping Believable UFO Un-Finished Object (A Started Project Not Yet Done) UFO Unfinished Object(s)(2) UFO Unidentified Flying/Falling Object UGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding UI! You Idiot! (3) UL U/L Upload (you send data)(3) UN4GTEBL Unforgettable (2) UNA Use No Acronyms

UNCLE Emigrants (2) UNPC UNT UOK UOK UOK? UOME UOME1 UOTG UP4IT UPGS UR UR UR4Me URA* URAQT URD1 URHSTRY URL (10) URL URLCM URT1 URW URYY4M URZWKSTLNKGDBY (2) US USB USO USPS USU UTB UTC UTC UTFL UTT UUCP UVBNSMUCHD UW UWOT

Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian unPolitically Correct (3) Until Next Time (2) Are You OK? (3) You OK? Are You Ok/Okay? (3) You Owe Me You Owe Me 1 Ugly One-Toothed Grin Up For It Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome You Are / Your (2) You Are/You're/Your (16) You Are For Me (2) You Are A Star (4) You Are A Cutie! (5) You Are The One You Are History! Uniform Resource Locator (web adr) Web Page Address You Are Welcome (2) You Are The One (3) You Are Welcome You Are Too Wise For Me (2) You're The Weakest Link - Goodbye Ultra Sound Universal Serial Bus Unstarted Object(s)(2) United States Postal Service Usually (2) Urgent Toilet Break Under The Counter (2) Universal Time, Coordinated Use The Force Luke (Star Wars) Under The Table (2) Unix-to-Unix CoPy You've Been Smooched (2) You're Welcome (3) You What!

UY UYKD ^ TOP ^ V VA VBEG VBG VBS VC VDH VDPKOL Lips VDW VDWPKOL Lips VEG VETLA VF VFM VGA VGC VH VI VM VM VNR VPL VR VRBS VRI VRML VSF VT VW VWD VWP VWS ^ TOP ^ W W W%D

Up Yours Unless You Know Different(ly) 32 Very Virginia Very Big Evil Grin (as in ) Very Big Grin (as in )(18) Very Big Smile (5) Venture Capital (2) Very Dear Husband Very Deep Passionate Kiss On The Very Dear Wife Very Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Very Evil Grin (4) Very Enhanced TLA Very Funny (2) Value For Money (2) Video Graphics Array Very Good Condition Virtual Hug (2) Village Idiot Voice Mail (2) Voice Message Very Nice Roll gaming Visible Panty Line Virtual Reality (2) Virtual Reality BS (2) Very (3) Virtual Reality Modelling Language Very Sad Face (3) Virtual Time (2) Very Well Very Well Done Very Well Put Very Well Said Wink (2) With (2) Would (3)

W/ With W/ With (10) W/B Welcome Back W/B Write Back W/E Whatever W/O WithOut W/O Without (11) W2CAMVE? Want To See A Movie? W4U Waiting For You (5) W5? Who, What, Where, When & Why? (Tell Me Whole Story Now!) W8 Wait (14) W8 Wait (2) W8 Wait... (2) W84M Wait For Me W84M Wait For Me (4) W84ME Wait For Me W8AM Wait A Minute (2) W8IN 4 Waiting for W8ING Waiting W8N Waiting (3) W8N W8ING Wait(ing) W8NC Wait & See W@ What (3) WAB What Another Bill WAB? What, Another Bill? WAD Without A Doubt (3) WADR With All Due Respect WADR With All Due Respect WAEF When All Else Fails (3) WAEF When All Else Fails (4) WAF Wife Acceptance Factor WAG Wild Arse Guess (7) WAG Wild Arse Guess (9) WAGS! What A Great Story WAH Working At Home WAHD Work At Home Dad (2) WAHM Work At Home Mom WAI What An Idiot (2) WAITING W8N WALOC What A Load Of Crap WALOC What A Load of Crap

WAM Wait A Minute (2) WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar (2) WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me? (2) WAMKSAM Why Are You Kids Staring At Me? WAN Wide Area Network WAN2 Want to? (14) WAN2 :-* Want To Kiss? (2) WAN2 C A MOV Want To See A Movie? WAN2TLK Want To Talk? (9) WANNA Want To WASP White Anglo-Saxon Protestant WASSUP What's Up? WAT What WATG Who Are Those Guys? WATRUDOINLTR What Are You Doing Later WAW Why Ask Why? WAYA Why Are You Asking? (Sometimes In A Sarcastic Manner) WAYD What Are You Doing (2) WAYD What Are You Doing? (2) WAYF Where Are You From (2) WB Welcome Back (15) WB Welcome Back (36) WB Write back (3) WBRB Won't Be Right Back WBS Write Back Soon (3) WBS Write Back Soon (9) WC Water Closet WC Welcome WC Who Cares? (2) WCA Who Cares Anyway (2) WCAGA What Comes Around Goes Around WCAGA What Comes Around, Goes Around WCKD Wicked WCTYBTWHTKY We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You WD Well Done WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge? WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge? (4) WDHTHI Who Does He Think He Is?

WDSTSI WDTTTA WDYMBT WDYMBT WDYMBT WDYMBT WDYS WDYT WDYT WE WE WE WEFT WEG WEG WEHT WEL WEN WENJA? WER R U WERJA? WERRU? WERUBN? WERV U BIN WEU WF WF WFHC WFM WFM WFR WG WGAC WGAFF WGAFF WGAH WHWITW WI WIBAMU WIBAMU WIBNI WIBNI

Who Dose She Think She Is? Who Do They Think They Are? What Did You Mean By That? What Do You Mean By That? (2) What Do You Mean By That? (2) What Do/Did You Mean By That? (2) What Did You Say? (2) What Do You Think? (2) What Do You Think? (4) Weekend Whatever Whatever (4) Wrong Every Frigging Time Wicked Evil Grin (4) Wicked Evil Grin (5) WhatEver Happened To (so and so) Well (3) When When Do You? Where Are You Where Do You? Where Are You? Where Have You Been? Where Have You Been What's Eating You? Warm Fuzzies Way Fun (2) What For How Come Works For Me (3) Works For Me (7) Waiting For Reply (2) Wicked Grin (2) Who Gives A Crap Who Gives A Flying Flip Who Gives A Flying Leap Who Gives A Hoot Would Have Wanted It That Way With Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (4) Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (2) Wouldn't It Be Nice If (4) Wouldn't It Be Nice If (5)

WIGAC When I Get A Chance WIIFM What's In It For Me? (2) WIIWD What It Is We Do WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (Describes Windows And Similar Interfaces) WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (describes GUI's)(2) WIP Work In Progress (4) WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable (3) WIT Wordsmith In Training (2) WITFITS What In The Flip Is This Stuff WITHDYTYA Who In The Heck Do You Think You Are? WIV Write Back Soon WIZOP Wizard Sysop (the primary forum administrator for a forum) WIZOP Wizard Sysop; The Primary Forum Administrator For A Forum (3) WK Week (2) WKEND Weekend WKF Well Known Fact WKND Weekend WKND Weekend (16) WKND STARTS @8 Weekend Starts At 8 WL Will WLOG WOLOG Without Loss Of Generality (math) WLUBMN? Will You Be Mine? WLUMRYME? Will You Marry Me? (2) WMGGW While My Guitar Gently Weeps WML Wireless Markup Language WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap (3) WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap! (4) WMPLOL Wet My Pants Laughing Out Loud WN When WNDITWB We never did it this way before WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before (2) WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before (6) WOA Work Of Art (3) WOA Work Of Art (6) WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money (2) WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming/Fricking Time And Money

WOG Wise Old Guy (2) WOLF Witless One Line Followup WOM Word Of Mouth WOM Word Of Mouth WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains & Time (2) WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time WOS Wife Over Shoulder WOT What WOT What? (7) WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money (2) WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money (2) WOWF Witless One Word Followup WP! Well Put! WPKOL Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips WPYS Who Pulled Your String WR With Respect WRD(S) Word(s) WRK Work WRK Work WRT With Regard/Respect To (8,8) WRT With Regard/Respect To (concerning) (13) WRU Where Are You? (3) WRU Where are you? WSD Willing Suspension of Disbelief (e.g. when watching movies) WSDMU We Sure Did Miss You WSLS Win Some, Lose Some WSP Wide Spread Panic WSUUUUU? What's Up? WT Without Thinking (2) WT Without Thinking (6) WT? What/Who The ? (3,3) WT? What/Who The? WTAA What's This All About WTB Want To Buy (2) WTB Want To Buy (4) WTB Wanted To Buy WTB Where's The Beef? WTF What The Flip (3) WTF What The Heck? (5) WTFN Why The Flip Not?

WTG WTG WTGP WTGP? WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTHDIC WTHDIK WTHDYTYA WTHRU WTHWT WTM? WTMI WTMKF WTMPI (2) WTN WTR WTSDS WTTH WTTM WTTM WTTRW WTV WU WU? WU? WUC WUD? WUD? WUF? WUF? WUGAC WUSIWUG WUTNB WUWH WUWT WWA WWDWIIWD WWJD

Way To Go! (12) Way To Go! (28) Want To Go Private? (4) Want To Go Private? (7) What / Who The Heck What the Heck (9) What the hell? What/Who The Heck (12) What/Who The Heck (8,4) What The Heck Do I Care What The Heck Do I Know Who The Heck Do You Think You Are Who The Heck Are You? What The Heck Was That What Time? Way Too Much Information Welcome To My Kill Filter Way Too Much Personal Information What/Who Then Now? (4) Wanted To Rent Where The Sun Don't Shine Welcome To The Hellmouth Without Thinking Too Much (2) Without Thinking Too Much (6) Welcome To The Real World Watching Tv What's Up? (12) What's Up? Why You Cry What You Do(ing) (3) What You Doing Where Are You From? Where Are You From? (15) When You Get A Chance What You See Is What You Get Wait Until The Next Book Wish You Were Here (6) What's Up With That? Waiting With Anticipation When We Do What It Is We Do What Would Jesus Do

WWJD What Would Jesus Do? (2) WWTMM Who Was That Masked Man? WWW Wise Women of the Web WWW World Wide Wait WWW World Wide Web (4) WWW World Wide/Wild Waste/Wait WWW W3 World Wide Web (4) WWY? Where Were You? (2) WWYC Write When You Can (2) WY Wyoming WYBMADIITY Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You? WYC Why You Cry WYCM? Will You Call Me? (2) WYGAC When You Get A Chance WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For (4) WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For (6) WYGOWM Will You Go Out With Me (4) WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? WYM What You Mean? (2) WYMM Will You Marry Me? (5) WYP What's Your Point? (2) WYP What's Your Problem? (2) WYRN What's Your Real Name? (2) WYS Watch Your Step WYS Whatever You Say (2) WYSBANRTWYG What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It (3) WYSIAYG What You See Is All You Get (4) WYSINEWYGBIC What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close WYSITWIR What You See Is Totally Worthless In Real Life WYSIWYAG What You See Is What You Almost Get WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get (33) WYSIWYPF What you See Is What You Pay For

WYSLPG WYSOH WYT WYTYSYDG Get (2) WYWH ^ TOP ^ 22 X X X! X-I-10 XCLUSVLYURS XFER XGA XING XL XLNT XM XMAS XME XMEQK XML XO XOXO XOXOXO XPERENS XTRA XXX XYZ ^ TOP ^ 116 Y Y Y! Y2K Y3 YA YA YA YA YAYA YAA YAAG YABA

What You See Looks Pretty Good (2) Where's Your Sense Of Humor? Whatever You Think (2) What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Wish You Were Here (5) Ex Spouse (2) Kiss (11) Typical Woman (5) Exciting (2) Exclusively Yours (2) Transfer Extended Graphics Array Crossing Extra Large Excellent (19) Excuse Me Christmas Excuuuuse Me (2) Kiss Me Quick Extensible Markup Language Hug & Kiss (one) Hugs & Kisses (a few)(11) Hugs & Kisses (a lot)(7) Experience Extra Three/many-many kisses Examine Your Zipper (2) Why? (13) Yes Typical Man (5) Year 2000 (2) Yadda Yadda Yadda Yet Another (3) You Your Yet Another Ya-Ya (As In Yo-Yo) (2) Yet Another Acronym You Are A Genius Yet Another Bl**dy Acronym (9)

YABSA Yet Another Bl**dy Stupid Acronym! YAC are You Available to Chat? YACC Yet Another Calendar Company (2) YADS Yet Another Dos Shell (2) YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Acronym YAFI You Asked For It YAFIYGI You Asked For It, You Got It (4) YANETUT You Are Not Expected To Understand This YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message (7) YAP Yet Another Ploy YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd (4) YAYL Yak At You Later YBIC Your Brother In Christ YBS You'll Be Sorry (17) YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Arse (3) YBYSB You Bet Your Sweet Bippy YCDBSOYA You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Arse! YCDBWYCID You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down! YCGB You Can't Get Better YCLIU You Can Look It Up YCT Your Comment To (2) YDAGWYW You Don't Always Get What You Want YDD Yabba Dabba Doo YDKM You Don't Know Me YDKTPOTDS You Don't Know The Power Of The Dark Side (Star Wars) YDNRC You Do Not Remember Correctly YEM You Enjoy Myself YFEM Your Favorite Ethnic Minority YG Young Gentleman (12) YGB You Go Boy YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin' YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding (4) YGBKM You Gotta Be Kidding Me (2) YGG You Go Girl YGGM Your Guess is as Good as Mine (3) YGLT You're Gonna Love This (6) YGM You've Got Mail (2)

YGTBDSM You've Got To Be Dry-Shaving Me YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding (4) YGTBKM You've Got To Be Kidding Me! YGTI You Get The Idea? (5) YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For (7) YHABIYE You Have A Banana In Your Ear YHBH You Have Been Had YHBT You Have Been Taken YHBT You Have Been Told YHBT You Have Been Trolled (2) YHBW You Have Been Warned (3) YHB_____ You Have Been ________ YHGASPL You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad! YHGMTPO_ You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of ______ YHL You Have Lost (3) YHL HAND You Have Lost The Hand YHM You Have Mail (3) YHTBT You Had To Be There (3) YIAH Yes I Am Here (2) YIC Yours In Christ (2) YID Yes I Do YIU Yes, I Understand (6) YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private (5) YKIYEI You Killed It, You Eat It YKW? You Know What? (2) YKWIM You Know What I Mean (3) YKWYCD You Know What You Can Do YKWYCD You Know What You Could Do YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When (3) YKYATP You Know You're A Tired Parent YKYB You Know You've Been YKYB_TLW You Know You've Been ______ing Too Long When . . . YKYHBPQTLW You Know You Have Been Playing Quake Too Long When... YKYHBxTLW You Know You Have Been X Too Long When... YL Young Lady (12) YLYSC You're Lucky You're So Cute YM You Mean (2) YM Young Man (12)

YMBJ You Must Be Joking YMBK/J You Must Be Kidding or Joking YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (your experience may differ)(29) YMMVG Your Mileage May Vary Greatly YNK You Never Know (3) YOYO You're On Your Own (4) YOYOW You Own Your Own Words YPOM Your Place Or Mine? YR Why Are YR Yeah Right (4) YR Your (14) YRPLCOMN? Your Place Or Mine? YSIC Your Sister In Christ YSS You Suck Severely (2) YSWUS Yea, Sure Whatever You Say! YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do (2) YT Yours Truly (3) YTLKIN2ME You Talking To Me? YTMOB You Turn Me On Baby YTTM You Talking To Me??? YTTT You Telling The Truth? (2) YW You're Welcome (13) YWHOL Yelling "WooHoo" Out Loud (2) YWIA You're Welcome In Advance (3) YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some (3) YWVM You're Welcome Very Much YYSSLIBTO Yeah Yeah Sure Sure, Like I Believe That One YYSSW Yeah, Yeah, Sure, Sure, Whatever (9) ^ TOP ^ Z Said Z The (As In "What's Zee Time?") (2) Z Zero / Zoo ZAC Z's Are Calling (time for bed) ZAM Z's Are Me ZN Zone / Zenith ZNT ZiffNeT (2) ZP Zero perspiration (no sweat) ZSTFB Zebedee Says Time For Bed ZZ Dozzing / Asleep / Sleeping

ZZZ ZZZZ Sleeping, Dozzing, Bored, Tired (2 or more z's) (6,1) ^ TOP ^ THE TOP 25 ABBREVIATIONS & ACRONYMS & INITIALISMS on More Lists than ALL other abbreviations: Rank Count 1 65 2 61 3 52 4 51 5 48 6 48 7 47 8 46 9 45 10 45 11 43 12 43 13 43 14 42 15 40 IMHO In My Humble Opinion OTOH On The Other Hand ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing AFAIK As Far As I Know TTYL Talk To You Later IMO In My Opinion AFK Away From Keyboard LOL Laughing Out Loud BBL Be Back Later FWIW For What It's Worth TTFN Ta Ta For Now OIC Oh, I See FYI For Your Information BRB Be Right Back BTW By The Way Abbrv Phrase

16 40 17 39 18 39 19 38 20 38 21 32 22 28 23 27 24 27 25 25 ^ TOP ^ Explanation:

ASAP IRL IOW GMTA CU IC NRN CUL GR8 BFN

As Soon As Possible In Real Life In Other Words Great Minds Think Alike See You I See No Reply Necessary See You Later Great! Bye For now

Nearly 100 lists of abbreviations, acronyms and initializms were consulted, including 20 books, to compose this list of 3,907. Duplicates, triplicates and so on were tallied and their counts appended to the entry. These counts appear in paranthesis to the right of the respective entry. BTW - By The Way (65) occurred 65 times out of 100. To avoid confusing those you chat with, you may want to limit your use of acronyms to those with higher tallies.

See the top 25 list above - the SMSing public know these. Many children in the world today are so foul mouthed they would make a sailor blush. It is our intention to be no part of this trend, so several of the worst abbreviations are not found among these 3,907. Rated - G General. ^ TOP ^ Tips: 1) To find any acronym, or find out the meaning of an acronym you know of, click on its first letter in the alphabet bar at the top of this page. Then Scroll through the list and read its meaning. 2) To find an acronym that you may want to use, try ctrl-f. This is a "FIND" feature built into your browser. Suppose you want to use a cliche from the Star Wars series and you know the word 'force' is in it. Press ctrlf, then type 'force' and click on FIND or FIND NEXT. This should bring you to: "MTFBWY may the force be with you (star wars) (4)" If this is not the one you were looking for click on FIND NEXT and this will bring you to: "UTFL use the force luke (star wars)" 3) Abbreviations describing facial expressions are often typed

in lower case and encapsulated within a pair of characters, either ** or <>. g bg vbg s bs vbs eg beg *g* *bg* *vbg* *s* *bs* *vbs* *eg* *beg* <g> <bg> <vbg> <s> <bs> <vbs> <eg> <beg> grin big grin very big grin smile big smile very big smile evil grin big evil grin

This applies to several other acronyms such as 'w' for wink.