THE MYSTERIES OF THE GOBLINS OF ARTHICHONDRA
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THE MYSTERIES OF THE GOBLINS OF ARTHICHONDRA. A teenager lived in the depths of america though he was from europe, his name w as James Parker, but his high school friends preferred calling him jammie. he ha d almost everything you could imagine, playstations, games, everything a teenage boy would wish for actually, but as rich as he was he still secretly read fairy tale books, but little did he know that he was a celebrity in the underworld. His dad was a drug-trafficker who has never been caught although has been suspec ted billions of times. His mom was an hollywood actress, who only had the oppour tunity to come home to see jammie sometimes. so jammie was always alone at home but he didnt feel lonely, since he had alot o f friends that woud like to come over. There was a great ball coming up in his school Micholas high. guys asked gals to the ball, but i guess it wasnt just time for jammie or his best friends treys t urn or the two girls they both have rushes on mandy and pearl. "shit, i dont have only one thing for the ball, just one. come on man, help me o ut" jammie told trey "jammie, youre the man, man, you can have whatevr you want, its you" "no trey, its a girl" "but almost all the girls in 9th grade are falling for you" just then pearl passed by with her yellow flowry top and short pink skirt with c ute blue flat shoes, her perfume scented through jammies nose, and he felt like sniffing her all over. "hey jammie, snap out of it man,that girl always hypnotizes ya" "huh! hoh! trey, look at me, i wanna ask pearl to the ball, but i think shes no t gonna say yes to me" "come on jammie, just go try her" "you think so" Jammie closed his locker and went looking for pearl and when he finally found he r "hum, hey there pearl" "hi jammie" she replied pushing her notes to her chest. jammie started sweating and didnt know how to put it all together "So are you gonna ask me to the dance or what" "uhm no, not at all,--------- alright yes, will you got to the dance with me?" "alright, ill go to the dance with you, bye jammie" she said and pecked him on the cheeck with her light in complexioned hips vibrat ing as she took each step. That evening, Pearl was browsing on the web for the dress she was gonna wear, sh e browsed her wardrobe but nothing, she had been on the same seat for 3 hours bu t she still didnt fin that perfect dress shoe or hairstyle. suddenly there was a sharp knock on the door, " whoever it is, just go away, im busy" "pearl, its me mandy" pearl ran to the door and let her in. "whoa, im loving the room decor. whatcha doing?" mandy said "someone asked me to the dance and i have no f*****g thing to wear." "whos the unlucky guy?'' "jammie and hes not in anyway unlu---" her phone rang, it was a 1980s song, but she didnt care, she started to blush when shesaw the calle ID as jammie, then sh e picked it ''hi'' ''hey there pearl, i just wanna tell you that i got you a dress to wear and im p icking you with my convertible car since i got my lisence last week'' ''alright'' ''bye'' when she dropped the phone, she was feeling like a goddess, she couldnt believe what she just heard. ''he did it, he did it'' pearl said round her room. ''did what?'' mandy asked loosing her patience
''OMG, jammie is getting me a dress'' ''anyway, i came her to tell you that i also have a date for the dance'' ''who'd ask a geek like you for a ball'' pearl said and started laughing. ''not funny pearl, anyway trey asked asked me'' ''alright, whatever, bye'' pearl had a lot to go through cause of her mate might be jealous about her going out with the most popular boy in 9th grade. A day before the ball, a package arrived in front of pearls house, she ran and o pened it with her heart pounding. in the box was a cute little red dress with glitters, black panty hose and kille r red heels. ''mum, its the perfect one'' ''sure honey'' she ran to her room, she could hardly sleep knowing that jammie bought her a cut e dress. the next day, when it was 20 minutes to the ball, she was already dres sed and ready to go. when he finally knocked on the door ''hey, pearl, you look sexy,are you ready to go?" ''ofcourse, i am'' when she got outside, jammie had already set aerobatic displays in the air that formed pearl in the sky, she entered the convertible car and he drove to the bal l. they got to the hall, they played a slow song, so jammie and pearl were really c lose to each other, he held her tiny waist and they moved close to each other. ''you tempt me'' ''you too'' she replied then he pulled her to the bathroom where he was kissing and licking her face till she was out of breath. ''sorry. i wasnt myself'' he said ''i loved it'' when the dance was over, he drove her to her house and he say trey on the way an d picked him ''how was your dance?'' trey asked ''it was awesome, i was all over her, she tasted good'' ''jammie?'' trey winned as they both started laughing. jammie dropped him at his home and when to his mansion, he saw his mum crying an d went to her, because it was odd to see her on one of her tours. ''your dad died, while transferring cocaine to japan'' all jammie could do was to go to his rom and tried not to cry. he just had the b est night in his whole life and his father was dead. a wavw of nausea swept through him, he banged his table and his most loved pictu re of his dad with him when he was turning one fell down and broke. slowly, the picture reframed itself and stayed back on the table, he was thrille d and then he ran to the library and found a book titled 'MAGICAL HELP FOR DUMMI ES'. he saw a picture of a goblin ''whoa, this sure is one ugly goblin'' he said then a magical light shone and the goblin tore itself out of the book, it was ti nnier, green, ugly with brown teeth and a long crooked nose with nails over his head. ''whoa, a goblin,i wonder what it can do'' he said ''hey there'' the goblin said stretching out its hand for jammie to shake, and jammie shook it with two fingers. '' yeah, are you jammie, yes, good, see theres a mission for you in the underwor ld, you need to help us fight the great dragon of arthichondra'' '' he can talk? so cool'' ''yeah, what did you think i was a statue? listen kid, you are needed in the und erworld'' jammie shook his head and rubbed his eyes then stood up ''this is a dream, dads messing with me'' he said, but the goblin hung to his su it. ''ya coming or not''
''yes, i guess, what will i do, will i just slay the dragon and come back to the real world.'' ''just, follow me'' and he whisked some magic dust in the air and he took jammie to the most popular school in the under world WIZARD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL to see the principal about the arrival of the one that will slay the dragon. they landed on thier faces. ''since when did aeroplanes get extinct in the underworld?'' ''aero what?'' ''hey wait you never told me your name'' ''im zinion the zealot, but you can call me zinion'' then a big and fat man entered the office, dressed in hawaiian shirt, with check ed shorts and blue sued shoes. ''now, jammie, we gotta get this guys attention" zinion climbed on top of the table and screamed ''lord mouldybutt, we are here'' ''hey zinion, didnt i tell you to make him bigger?'' ''oh, sorry, your most mouldybuttness sir'' then he said some magical words and himself and jammie got instantly bigger. ''lord mouldybutt, hes here'' ''lord mouldybutt is a name?''jammie said laughing. ''zinion, are you sure hes the one?'' ''yes, your most mouldybutness sir'' then, lord mouldybutt put his big eye and looked at jammie like he was a speck. ''hey, mouldybutt, you have goosebumps in your eye'' ''what an insult to me moludy algauquin butt'' ''since when did lords wear hawaiian shirts?'' ''zinion, i demand you return this rubbish back to where it came from'' zinion knew the consequenses of returning jammie so he pleaded for him ''jammie, behave the whole zeadom is in your hand'' ''now, you, mr jammmie will be admitted in wizardward 4900, zinion will show you around, firstly, go to that room there to decide your uniform'' when he got to the uniformatory, ''hello, zinion, is this the one to slay the dragon'' ''ya'' the she bent and looked at him '' hi, im zeala, welcome'' ''repulsive'' he blurted out ''excuse me'' she said and then gave him a blue and yellow striped shirt which w as so baggy on him and a pair of white shorts then a special broom ''zinion, whats the broom for?'' ''well, its for flying around and moving'' zinon and jammie then went to his room and assigned him a bed, later, he brought out a timetable showing all the full details of jammies stay in the school. ''zinion, so there are no phones or anything allowed here'' ''yes, i know youd still ask about that, dont worry, im waiting for you to ask a bout your girlfriend'' ''shes not my girlfriend'' ''really, i saw what you did in the bathroom at the ball'' ''alright, alright whats next on the menu'' ''dinner'' zinion took jammie to the zefectory for dinner ''jammie, i have to leave now, goodbye'' after he left, jammie wanted to eat cause he was starving but there was a really long que, since he was used to bouncing in the real world, he went to the front of the line and cut infront of a really gigantic guy and the guy said ''hey, dude, get out'' so jammie left, when he finally got the food he sat on a table with 5 people plus him making 6. ''gosh, how are we supposed to eat this disgusting slime?" ''its really delicious, just have one bite of it and if you dont finish it, ill have it''
so, jammie took one bite and it wasnt so bad afterall ''what is it made of?'' ''baked onions, cockroach intestines, spiderweds and snail slime'' ''awww, what the f**k?'' ''im zleaze'' ''im zlaze'' ''im zlooze'' ''im zalces'' ''im zachael'' ''why do all of yous names start with z'' ''cause we are all zealots, you must be jammie, weve heard about you, you do hav e a lot to do. you know?'' ''yeah, thanks for the ingriedent of the food'' after dinner, he left for bed as he was very tired from everything. the next morning when he woke up, he had his shower and took his broom for class es. then he saw a not so ugly goblin, she was different from the rest of them, s o he walked up to her. ''hi'' ''hey, you must be jammie, word spread round the school about you, im zula'' ''too much people know me, its disturbing, everytime, the one to slay the dragon , you know, its weird'' ''anyways, its nice meeting you, i have class with miss zazami, chow'' ''got a replacement for your girlfriend already'' zinion said as he saw jammie f loating in the air ''shes not a replacement,''suddenly there was a big bang on the glass, they were goblins working for the dragon, they already got a signal that jammie was in t he magic world, and the dragon wanted him eliminated. jammie was a little bit scared, ''those are pretty big goblins'' he said trembling ''jammie, dont worry, they are just big, they only throw some fire crackers at y ou that will explode into really nasty gas, so you just have to pic it and throw it back at them, got that?''zinion asked ''i hope i did'' jammie replied one of the goblins threw a fire cracker at him, but he caught it ''these stuff are really heavy, zinion what do i now, ive got the fire cracker'' ''throw it at the goblin'' jammie threw it at the goblin and it started to melt, zinion and jammie continue d this till they knocked out the remaining goblins. ''im starting to hate this idea of killing some dragon'' suddenly, jammies ear turned straight like a goblins, he turned green. ''what happened to the irresistable me?'' ''you are turning to a goblin, which means the dragon is one step closer to reac hing the golden globe, when he eventually reaches the golden globe, youll become a full goblin and will be trapped here forever and then hell take over zeadom'' ''impossoble'' ''i know'' ''no i mean my sexy face'' ''it also means that your war with him is too close'' ''how do i get to him? im scared, why am i the chosen one not some other guy'' ''because , as lord mouldybutt said, you posses the buffonity to slay the dragon , it only comes from your inner stupidity'' ''thanks so much, what if we lay an ambush, so the dragon dies suddenly'' ''i never knew that stupid people could say things with such boldness, theres no such way to do it'' ''do you know the den of the dragon?'' ''sure everyone does, i dont think this is the best plan jammie'' ''back me up, zinion, guide me there'' jammie went to the lare of the dragon, on their way they met some fire cracker g oblins ''jammie, do you have what youre doing planned?''
''yes, just pic up two fire crackers and follow my lead'' later they found a large den, there were alot of goblins,holding a meeting with a giant grey dragon, ''FIRE'' jammie said, they threw four fire crackers and all the goblins melted. then the dragon slid out and shape shifted into a bat '' zinion, you didnt tell me it could shape shift'' ''guess that a new technique, duck'' he said then flew up into the air and threw huge boulders at the bat, '' foolish people, ha, ah, ha. funny, you ignorant animal, you cant defeat me'' ''think again'' jammie said then hit the bat with his broom, immediately, the b at turned into a dragon again, he dragged zinion by the tail and flung him away ''jammie, this is your battle now'' zinion screamed as he was flying in the air. ''oh my god, how will i fight this battle on my own?'' ''stupid boy, you cant defeat me, muhahahahahhahahahahahahaah!!!'' the dragon la ughed as he swept jammie away with his tail, jammie was now wounded, he scratched his arm and both legs on the floor, the dra gon then turned into a human and bent infront of jammie ''now, youre mine'' he said as he put up his sword in air to kill jammie ''i wish i can slay you dragon,'' he said softly. then he put up his silver chai n and suddenly the dragon shiverred, dropped his sword and started to smoke. '' the dragon, its allergic to silver'' he stood up with all his strength, picke d the sword and put back up the silver, then the dragon fell back on the floor, ''this is for all the pain you have caused all zealots'' he said and put the swo rd through the dragons belly. immediately, a great light shone and he was back at the library where it all sta rted, he looked back at zinions picture and he said through the book ''thank you very much, you saved all'' ''i saved them all'' he ran to his mum '' my angel, where have you been'' ''its a long story, its good to be back, i love you mum'' AND THAT WAS IT, JAMES PARKER SAVE BILLIONS OF ZEALOTS '' if only i could go and thank him'' said lord mouldybutt
''OMG, jammie is getting me a dress'' ''anyway, i came her to tell you that i also have a date for the dance'' ''who'd ask a geek like you for a ball'' pearl said and started laughing. ''not funny pearl, anyway trey asked asked me'' ''alright, whatever, bye'' pearl had a lot to go through cause of her mate might be jealous about her going out with the most popular boy in 9th grade. A day before the ball, a package arrived in front of pearls house, she ran and o pened it with her heart pounding. in the box was a cute little red dress with glitters, black panty hose and kille r red heels. ''mum, its the perfect one'' ''sure honey'' she ran to her room, she could hardly sleep knowing that jammie bought her a cut e dress. the next day, when it was 20 minutes to the ball, she was already dres sed and ready to go. when he finally knocked on the door ''hey, pearl, you look sexy,are you ready to go?" ''ofcourse, i am'' when she got outside, jammie had already set aerobatic displays in the air that formed pearl in the sky, she entered the convertible car and he drove to the bal l. they got to the hall, they played a slow song, so jammie and pearl were really c lose to each other, he held her tiny waist and they moved close to each other. ''you tempt me'' ''you too'' she replied then he pulled her to the bathroom where he was kissing and licking her face till she was out of breath. ''sorry. i wasnt myself'' he said ''i loved it'' when the dance was over, he drove her to her house and he say trey on the way an d picked him ''how was your dance?'' trey asked ''it was awesome, i was all over her, she tasted good'' ''jammie?'' trey winned as they both started laughing. jammie dropped him at his home and when to his mansion, he saw his mum crying an d went to her, because it was odd to see her on one of her tours. ''your dad died, while transferring cocaine to japan'' all jammie could do was to go to his rom and tried not to cry. he just had the b est night in his whole life and his father was dead. a wavw of nausea swept through him, he banged his table and his most loved pictu re of his dad with him when he was turning one fell down and broke. slowly, the picture reframed itself and stayed back on the table, he was thrille d and then he ran to the library and found a book titled 'MAGICAL HELP FOR DUMMI ES'. he saw a picture of a goblin ''whoa, this sure is one ugly goblin'' he said then a magical light shone and the goblin tore itself out of the book, it was ti nnier, green, ugly with brown teeth and a long crooked nose with nails over his head. ''whoa, a goblin,i wonder what it can do'' he said ''hey there'' the goblin said stretching out its hand for jammie to shake, and jammie shook it with two fingers. '' yeah, are you jammie, yes, good, see theres a mission for you in the underwor ld, you need to help us fight the great dragon of arthichondra'' '' he can talk? so cool'' ''yeah, what did you think i was a statue? listen kid, you are needed in the und erworld'' jammie shook his head and rubbed his eyes then stood up ''this is a dream, dads messing with me'' he said, but the goblin hung to his su it. ''ya coming or not''
''yes, i guess, what will i do, will i just slay the dragon and come back to the real world.'' ''just, follow me'' and he whisked some magic dust in the air and he took jammie to the most popular school in the under world WIZARD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL to see the principal about the arrival of the one that will slay the dragon. they landed on thier faces. ''since when did aeroplanes get extinct in the underworld?'' ''aero what?'' ''hey wait you never told me your name'' ''im zinion the zealot, but you can call me zinion'' then a big and fat man entered the office, dressed in hawaiian shirt, with check ed shorts and blue sued shoes. ''now, jammie, we gotta get this guys attention" zinion climbed on top of the table and screamed ''lord mouldybutt, we are here'' ''hey zinion, didnt i tell you to make him bigger?'' ''oh, sorry, your most mouldybuttness sir'' then he said some magical words and himself and jammie got instantly bigger. ''lord mouldybutt, hes here'' ''lord mouldybutt is a name?''jammie said laughing. ''zinion, are you sure hes the one?'' ''yes, your most mouldybutness sir'' then, lord mouldybutt put his big eye and looked at jammie like he was a speck. ''hey, mouldybutt, you have goosebumps in your eye'' ''what an insult to me moludy algauquin butt'' ''since when did lords wear hawaiian shirts?'' ''zinion, i demand you return this rubbish back to where it came from'' zinion knew the consequenses of returning jammie so he pleaded for him ''jammie, behave the whole zeadom is in your hand'' ''now, you, mr jammmie will be admitted in wizardward 4900, zinion will show you around, firstly, go to that room there to decide your uniform'' when he got to the uniformatory, ''hello, zinion, is this the one to slay the dragon'' ''ya'' the she bent and looked at him '' hi, im zeala, welcome'' ''repulsive'' he blurted out ''excuse me'' she said and then gave him a blue and yellow striped shirt which w as so baggy on him and a pair of white shorts then a special broom ''zinion, whats the broom for?'' ''well, its for flying around and moving'' zinon and jammie then went to his room and assigned him a bed, later, he brought out a timetable showing all the full details of jammies stay in the school. ''zinion, so there are no phones or anything allowed here'' ''yes, i know youd still ask about that, dont worry, im waiting for you to ask a bout your girlfriend'' ''shes not my girlfriend'' ''really, i saw what you did in the bathroom at the ball'' ''alright, alright whats next on the menu'' ''dinner'' zinion took jammie to the zefectory for dinner ''jammie, i have to leave now, goodbye'' after he left, jammie wanted to eat cause he was starving but there was a really long que, since he was used to bouncing in the real world, he went to the front of the line and cut infront of a really gigantic guy and the guy said ''hey, dude, get out'' so jammie left, when he finally got the food he sat on a table with 5 people plus him making 6. ''gosh, how are we supposed to eat this disgusting slime?" ''its really delicious, just have one bite of it and if you dont finish it, ill have it''
so, jammie took one bite and it wasnt so bad afterall ''what is it made of?'' ''baked onions, cockroach intestines, spiderweds and snail slime'' ''awww, what the f**k?'' ''im zleaze'' ''im zlaze'' ''im zlooze'' ''im zalces'' ''im zachael'' ''why do all of yous names start with z'' ''cause we are all zealots, you must be jammie, weve heard about you, you do hav e a lot to do. you know?'' ''yeah, thanks for the ingriedent of the food'' after dinner, he left for bed as he was very tired from everything. the next morning when he woke up, he had his shower and took his broom for class es. then he saw a not so ugly goblin, she was different from the rest of them, s o he walked up to her. ''hi'' ''hey, you must be jammie, word spread round the school about you, im zula'' ''too much people know me, its disturbing, everytime, the one to slay the dragon , you know, its weird'' ''anyways, its nice meeting you, i have class with miss zazami, chow'' ''got a replacement for your girlfriend already'' zinion said as he saw jammie f loating in the air ''shes not a replacement,''suddenly there was a big bang on the glass, they were goblins working for the dragon, they already got a signal that jammie was in t he magic world, and the dragon wanted him eliminated. jammie was a little bit scared, ''those are pretty big goblins'' he said trembling ''jammie, dont worry, they are just big, they only throw some fire crackers at y ou that will explode into really nasty gas, so you just have to pic it and throw it back at them, got that?''zinion asked ''i hope i did'' jammie replied one of the goblins threw a fire cracker at him, but he caught it ''these stuff are really heavy, zinion what do i now, ive got the fire cracker'' ''throw it at the goblin'' jammie threw it at the goblin and it started to melt, zinion and jammie continue d this till they knocked out the remaining goblins. ''im starting to hate this idea of killing some dragon'' suddenly, jammies ear turned straight like a goblins, he turned green. ''what happened to the irresistable me?'' ''you are turning to a goblin, which means the dragon is one step closer to reac hing the golden globe, when he eventually reaches the golden globe, youll become a full goblin and will be trapped here forever and then hell take over zeadom'' ''impossoble'' ''i know'' ''no i mean my sexy face'' ''it also means that your war with him is too close'' ''how do i get to him? im scared, why am i the chosen one not some other guy'' ''because , as lord mouldybutt said, you posses the buffonity to slay the dragon , it only comes from your inner stupidity'' ''thanks so much, what if we lay an ambush, so the dragon dies suddenly'' ''i never knew that stupid people could say things with such boldness, theres no such way to do it'' ''do you know the den of the dragon?'' ''sure everyone does, i dont think this is the best plan jammie'' ''back me up, zinion, guide me there'' jammie went to the lare of the dragon, on their way they met some fire cracker g oblins ''jammie, do you have what youre doing planned?''
''yes, just pic up two fire crackers and follow my lead'' later they found a large den, there were alot of goblins,holding a meeting with a giant grey dragon, ''FIRE'' jammie said, they threw four fire crackers and all the goblins melted. then the dragon slid out and shape shifted into a bat '' zinion, you didnt tell me it could shape shift'' ''guess that a new technique, duck'' he said then flew up into the air and threw huge boulders at the bat, '' foolish people, ha, ah, ha. funny, you ignorant animal, you cant defeat me'' ''think again'' jammie said then hit the bat with his broom, immediately, the b at turned into a dragon again, he dragged zinion by the tail and flung him away ''jammie, this is your battle now'' zinion screamed as he was flying in the air. ''oh my god, how will i fight this battle on my own?'' ''stupid boy, you cant defeat me, muhahahahahhahahahahahahaah!!!'' the dragon la ughed as he swept jammie away with his tail, jammie was now wounded, he scratched his arm and both legs on the floor, the dra gon then turned into a human and bent infront of jammie ''now, youre mine'' he said as he put up his sword in air to kill jammie ''i wish i can slay you dragon,'' he said softly. then he put up his silver chai n and suddenly the dragon shiverred, dropped his sword and started to smoke. '' the dragon, its allergic to silver'' he stood up with all his strength, picke d the sword and put back up the silver, then the dragon fell back on the floor, ''this is for all the pain you have caused all zealots'' he said and put the swo rd through the dragons belly. immediately, a great light shone and he was back at the library where it all sta rted, he looked back at zinions picture and he said through the book ''thank you very much, you saved all'' ''i saved them all'' he ran to his mum '' my angel, where have you been'' ''its a long story, its good to be back, i love you mum'' AND THAT WAS IT, JAMES PARKER SAVE BILLIONS OF ZEALOTS '' if only i could go and thank him'' said lord mouldybutt
