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es, yes we did intentionally flip the cover of this Weekender you’re reading. We’ve been itching to do this for quite some time, so we’re all pretty stoked it happened with this week’s issue as an homage to the craze that is Someecards.com, which is the subject of the cover story (pgs. 14-15). Surely you’ve seen the pithy punchlines of these electronic greetings — I don’t think you can ever log on to Facebook and not see at least one of your friends sharing one. We hope you enjoy the spread as much as we did putting it together and searching for the cards we showcased. And while we’re aware some will probably piss some people off, that’s a chance we were willing to take. If you didn’t snicker at at least one of those cards, maybe you need to go to the doctor to get your sense of humor back to make it through these trying times. Having said that, let’s move on to the rest of this week’s issue. Mad Conductor returns to the region (p. 16), as does the annual “Sound for Scoliosis” benefit (p. 25), our staff Happy Hour wraps up its visit to Ash by El Humidor Cigar Bar with the

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yummiest drink yet (my opinion) (p. 41), Janelle Engle offers up some trendy “Tips from a Barbie Chick” (p. 44) and on p. 54, you can read about how The Fanciful Fox is moving to Wilkes-Barre … for a night at least (but a girl can dream, right?). The very first article I wrote when I came on board at the Weekender was an ode to my beloved dog, Zakk, passing away right before I started here, so Jen Stevens’ write up about the recent loss of her four-legged boy, Doobie, in “Green Piece” really hit home for me. It also serves as a good reminder to take care of your pets in these treacherous temps — and give them a big squeeze, too. As always thanks for reading — see you right here next week.

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GREEN PIECE Jen mourns her late pet - and reminds you to take care of yours.

JULY 25-31, 2012

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14-15 THIS JUST IN ... 7 SPEAK & SEE ... 13 CONCERTS ... 20-21 LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ... 22 AGENDA ... 28, 34-35, 38, 42, 48 THEATER ... 31 CAR & BIKE ... 51 MAD CONDUCTOR … 16 ALBUM REVIEWS ... 24 CHARTS ... 24 SOUND FOR SCOLIOSIS … 25

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PETS INK The 1st Annual Art for Animals benefit will be held the entire month of August at all four Marc’s Tattooing & Body Piercing locations (749 Scranton/ Carbondale Highway, Scranton; 342 Adams Ave., Scranton; 1108 Route 315, Plains Twp.; 1500 N. Church St., Hazle Twp.). When a client gets any petrelated tattoo, a portion of the profit will be divided equally between local animal organizations SPCA of Luzerne County, Pinups for Pitbulls, Valley Cat Rescue and Sweet Bark Pitbull Rescue. Additionally, clients receiving a piercing who bring a donation (food, supplies, toys, etc.) will receive $10 off the piercing. For more info, call Whitney E. Albert at 570.235.1484. FACADE FACELIFT A reconstruction project has been initiated for the Scranton Cultural Center at the Masonic Temple (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton). The project will restore the building to its original facade, allowing for a more maintenancefree design and making the entrance more easily accessible in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act. The renovations will automate one set of doors and provide stair tread illumination. Light fixtures will be replaced with historically sensitive, energy-efficient models. The project is funded by a state grant, and completion is expected by September. During the construction period, patrons are asked to use the doors on the main plaza to the left of the main entrance.

ciated. Send 4x6 prints with entry fee of $10 (check or money order) for each pet to: Safe Haven Rescue, ATTN: Safe Haven Calendar, P.O. Box 1987, Albrightsville, PA 18210. The calendars should be available for purchase by mid November. Proceeds will help Safe Haven save and care for dogs from high-volume and kill shelters. For more info, visit safehavenpa.org. VINTAGE DONATIONS Last week, The Vintage Theater announced that it had secured a new location. In addition to holding fundraisers to advance the new opening, the theater is launching a donation-based campaign through the crowd-sourcing website Indiegogo. All funds raised will assist with renovations, new sound equipment and other re-opening costs. Unique perks will be offered to contributors, including a local art “goodie bag,” an original song/ play written about the donor, an intimate dinner with favorite characters (living, dead or fictional) or having one of the Vintage’s new bathrooms dedicated to the donor.

For more info or to donate, visit indiegogo.com/vintagetheater. BACK TO SCHOOL The Wilkes-Barre Family YMCA (40 W. Northampton St., Wilkes-Barre) is partnering with Volunteers of America for “Operation Backpack,” a program designed to help underserved children get ready for school. Donate a new backpack with school supplies from Wednesday, Aug.-Saturday, Aug. 25 and pay only $20 to start an annual membership (a savings of more than $120). A current member can receive $20 off the next month’s membership fee. For more info, call 570.823.2191 ext. 168 or e-mail [email protected].

NEWS OF THE WEIRD ... 10 PUZZLE … 28 HAPPY HOUR … 41 THE F WORD … 43 TELL US … 44 TIPS FROM A BARBIE CHICK … 44 GREEN PIECE … 45 DISH … 47 FANCIFUL FOX … 54 BITCH & BRAG … 55 TECH TALK … 17 SORRY MOM & DAD … 42 MOTORHEAD … 50 GET YOUR GAME ON … 52 SHOW US SOME SKIN … 52 SIGN LANGUAGE … 56 MAN OF THE WEEK … 69 MODEL OF THE WEEK … 70 DESIGN BY AMANDA DITTMAR IMAGE BY FOTOLIA VOLUME 19 • ISSUE 37

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RADICAL ROCKERS “Rock Out for Radical Radio” will be held in New York City Saturday, July 28 at 6 p.m. at The Local 269 (269 E. Houston St.). The event will see a group of local volunteers, progressives and music fans travel for a benefit concert for Scranton’s WFTE 105.7 FM. Featured performers will be Clarence Spady Band, Steve Marshall Band, The Hippy Nuts, Crier Brothers, Yard Sale and Empire Vista Social Club. Tickets are $10. For more info, visit wfte.org. ROUND OF APPLAUSE Applause Theatre has announced its new season. As it has just attained a new location (65 Church St., Pittston), all dates are tentative and subject to change. The organization is planning on hosting a grand opening at its new building with “The Wizard of Oz,” to be held Friday, Nov. 9Saturday, Nov. 17. Auditions will be held for this at the end of August. “Winter Wonderettes” is scheduled for Friday, Dec. 14Sunday, Dec. 16. Other shows lined up for next year are “Suessical the Musical” and “Noises Off.” The venue is planning on holding comedy, open mic and poetry reading nights along with music and voice lessons and cultural programs. For more info, visit applausetheatre.webs.com. W

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MONTHLY BUDDIES Safe Haven Dog Rescue is accepting submissions for its 2013 calendar. Photos of pets should be submitted by Monday, Oct. 1, and all entrants will be featured. May will be a memorial page for pets that have passed; specify on the photo. Photos should include owner’s name, address, phone and e-mail on back. The Get inked for your pet at pet’s name is optional but appreMarc’s to help a great cause.

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LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES -- Recurring Theme: From time to time, Buddhist groups attempt to improve their “karmic balance” by doing good deeds for Earth’s animal cohabitants. (Previously, “News of the Weird” mentioned a California group’s “freeing” fish by buying out a pet shop’s inventory and liberating the “lucky” fish into the Pacific Ocean — where they were undoubtedly eaten almost immediately by larger fish.) In June, about 50 members of the Let Blessings and Wisdom Grow Buddhist group in Beijing bought at least 200 snakes, took them into a rural area of Hebei province and, chanting, released them. Almost immediately, the snakes infested the nearby village of Miao Erdong, horrifying the villagers, who were able to club to death some of the snakes but who remained on edge. -- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s weekly Morbidity and Mortality newsletter reported in June that, officially, 11 newborn Jewish males in New York City between the years 2000-2011 were diagnosed with herpes simplex virus that had been passed on by a circumcision technique in which the “mohel” (circumciser) contains bleeding by sucking blood directly from the wound. -- Prominent filmmakers Daniel Junge (an Academy Award winner) and Bryan Storkel have been raising money for their documentary “Fight Church,” featuring devout Christian mixed martial artists viciously pummeling each other — but only after the brawlers begin the match with a prayer and commitment to serve Jesus Christ. Among those featured is Pastor Paul Burress of Rochester, N.Y., who says he “loves to fight” and sees no problem with MMA’s barbaric nature. “These (techniques of fighting savagely) are the gifts and the skills God has given me.” -- Scottish officials were reportedly optimistic about a recent decision of the legislature of Louisiana. State officials this year broadened a voucher program to allow parents to choose private schools with Christian

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Anthology Books (515 Center St., Scranton, above Outrageous, 570.341.1443, [email protected]) All events free, unless otherwise noted. ❏ Book Groups • Scranton Interplanetary Literary Agency, a classic science fiction discussion group: 2nd Tues., 6:30 p.m. ❏ Writing Groups • Open writers group: Sat., noon led by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp. Bring piece of original writing to discuss and critique. Barnes & Noble Booksellers (Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.4210) ❏ Signings: • Jozef Rothstein, author of “As the Matzo Ball Turns:” Aug. 5, noon-2 p.m. Barnes & Noble WilkesKing’s Booksellers (7 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) ❏ Events/Book Clubs: • Open Mic Night: last Tues. of every month, 6:30 p.m. • Writer’s Workgroup: Wyoming Valley Wordsmiths: first/third Tues. monthly, 7 p.m. ❏ Children’s Events: • Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 a.m.-noon. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Writers Group: Thurs., 7-8:30 p.m. 18+. Celebrates all types of writing styles, formats. Join anytime. Free. Call to register. Pages & Places ❏ Cafe Programs (Platform Lounge at Trax in Radisson Lackawanna Station Hotel, 700 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. Happy hour 6 p.m., programs 7 p.m.) • Lackawanna County Library System presents Stephanie Powell Watts: July 26. Will be reading from “We Are Only Taking What We Need.” Pittston Memorial Library (47 Broad St., 570.654.9565) • Crochet Club: Tues. 10 a.m.-noon, Thurs. 6-7:45 p.m., 12+, registration required. Participants bring their own crochet hook, yarn. Call, stop to register. • Basic Computer Class for Adults: Thurs., 10:30 a.m. Call to register. • The Friends Meetings: 4th Thurs. of month, 6:30 p.m. New members always welcome. • Family Story Time: Wed., 10 a.m. • Attention Teens: Looking for teen volunteers 6th grade+ to help with book logs. • Through July: “Fill a Bag Book Sale,” lobby. $2/bag. • Adult Summer Reading: Between the Covers: Adult fiction, non-fiction. Private book sale at end of summer. • Summer Reading Theme “Dream Big, Read:” through Aug. 13. Ages 18 months-adult. Programs will include reading, science, crafts, family movie nights, prizes, more. • Bedtime Stories: Wrapped books that kids can take home, rate. Each returned rate slip entered to win prizes. • Teen Summer Reading: Own the Night: Teens entering grades 6-12. July 26; Aug. 2, 9, 2 p.m. Public Reading of Jeannine M. Luby’s “Wartz And All” July 25, 6:30 p.m., Lackawanna River Heritage Trail, accessible from Laurel St., Archbald. $2 from each book sale donated to support programs of Lackawanna County Library System, to Lackawanna Heritage Valley Authority. Info: WartzAndAll.com STACKS Writing Group 2nd/4th Tues. every month, 6 p.m., The Banshee, (320 Penn Ave., Scranton). Info: [email protected] West Pittston Library (200 Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, 570.654.9847) • Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m. Free. Informal discussion of memberselected books. • Weekly story time for children: Fri., 1 p.m. Free. • “Perennia,” Rebecca Zilinski: Aug. 2-5. Opening reception Aug. 3, 6-9 p.m. Artspace Gallery (221 Center St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737) Gallery Hours: Thurs.-Sat., noon-8 p.m., Sun., noon-5 p.m., or by appointment. • “Not Far From the Tree:” through Aug. 19. Abigail Smith Kurecian, clay. ARTSPACE Gallery (18 N. 7th St., Stroudsburg, 570.476.4460, artspacegallery.net)

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Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500) • “Many Expression of Folk Art:” through Aug., during scheduled movie times or by appointment. Free. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ seniors; $2 children 6-12; members free. • “BEEyond,” featuring an artistic exploration via the lens of photographer Rose-Lynn Fisher, and “Directing Sunbeams: Beekeeping in Northeast Pennsylvania:” through Sept. 3. Gallery at the Pocono Community Theater (88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. poconocommunitytheater.org) • “Childhood … Different Things To Different Children:” through Aug. 19. Front gallery. Photographer Theo Solomon of Monroe County. • “Friends and Lovers:” through Aug. 19. Back gallery. Photographer Don Manza. Marquis Art and Frame (515 Center St., Scranton, 570.344.3313) • Marie Jordan Photographic Exhibit “Inspirations:” through Aug. 1. Free, open to public. • Linda Keck Exhibit “Watercolor Explorations:” Aug. 3-Sept. 5. Opening reception Aug. 3, 6-8:30 p.m. Marquis Art & Frame (122 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518) Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • “Two Travelers” work by Mary Lou Steinberg and Kate Senunas: through Sept. 8. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, 570.878.3970) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. and by appointment. • Katie Hovencamp, Allison LaRussa, Evan West-An exhibit of paintings, multi-media works and sculpture: through July 29. Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) • Pocono State Craft Festival: Aug. 25, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Aug. 26, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Quiet Valley Living Historical Farm, Stroudsburg.

Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/ schulmangallery, 570.740.0727) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. • “SPCA Benefit Exhibit:” through Aug. 2. All artwork sold will have a percentage donated to SPCA. Exhibit free, open to public. • Pennsylvania Artisans: Aug. 10Sept. 6 Sordoni Art Gallery at Wilkes University (150 S. River St., Stark Learning Center, 570.408.4325) Summer hours: Sat., 11 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sun., noon-4 p.m.; Mon-Thurs. by appointment only • “Alumni and Community: Selections from the Sordoni Art Gallery Permanent Collection:” through Aug. 5. STAR Gallery at the Mall at Steamtown (570.969.2537/ 343.3048) • “The Awakenings Collection:” Aug. 3, 6-9 p.m. Sullivan County Council on the Arts • Accepting applications for annual juried Fall Art Expo. At least $1,200 in cash prizes this year. Categories: Painting, drawing, photography, three-dimensional art. PDF applications at sullivanarts.org/upload/2012expoapplication.pdf. Info: sullivanarts.org, [email protected], 570.928.8927 Therapy Unlimited (312 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • “Faces:” Through July 31. Call for info, 570.352.2605. Wayne County Arts Alliance (waynecountyartsalliance.org, 570.253.6850) • Artists’ Reception: July 25, 6-8 p.m., Art Market (8 Silk Mill Dr., Hawley) • WCAA Artists’ Tour: July 27-29, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Info: 390.4420 Widmann Gallery (Located in King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center between North Franklin and North Main Streets, WilkesBarre, 570.208.5900, ext. 5328) Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to the public. • “Passion,” photography by Teri Moore: through Aug. 3. W
-- compiled by Alexa Cholewa, Weekender Intern Send your listings to: [email protected], 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.

Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat-Sun, noon-4 p.m. • Featured Artist: Don Manza, Photography ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815, artworksnepa.com) Summer Hours: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-2 p.m. • “Summer Sonata: The Paintings of Sharon Cosgrove:” through Aug. 25. Second reception, Aug. 3, 6-9 p.m. Special presentation by Cosgrove, Aug. 2, 5:30 p.m. Camerawork Gallery (Downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, 570.510.5028. www.cameraworkgallery.org, [email protected]) Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • Accepting submissions for new shows during 2012-2013. Photography only; all photographic methods considered. Check out submissions procedure on website for details. • Cameraphone Show: Sept. 7-Oct. 2. Entry forms/guidelines available on website, at Marquis and AFA galleries. Accepting submissions until Aug. 31. Call for info. Dietrich Theatre (downtown

VISUAL
AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsforart.org) Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. • Life Drawing sessions: every Mon., 7-9 p.m. Contact [email protected] for info. • Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 GA, $2 student.

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he stress of life in 2012 is palpable. Healthcare sucks. The economy sucks. Gas prices suck. Politics suck. The approaching end of the world on Dec. 21 sucks. And now you have to deal with pregnant coworkers or the upcoming wedding of a slight acquaintance on top of all

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that? It’s no wonder most people want to scream when it’s time to buy a card to accompany a gift you really don’t want to give in the first place, so you grab the first one that’s generic enough to mask your apathy. Wouldn’t it be great if you could send a card to the betrothed couple that said “I hope you get so many

wedding gifts you don’t realize there’s none from me” or “I hope you have better luck reciting the alphabet to your child than you did with the police officer” to your withchild cubicle neighbor? Well, fear not, snarky ones, that’s where Someecards.com come in to say the things that you — and probably most of the people you know — are thinking. Unless you’ve been living under a rock or are not on Facebook where the cards run rampant, then you’re probably

familiar with the pastel-hued greetings that cover a widerange of sentiments such as the aforementioned babies and weddings to politics, breakups, religious holidays, Mondays and pretty much everything else you could think of. And unless you’re completely devoid of a sense of humor, chances are you’ve snickered to at least one of the cards from the site that was founded by Brook Lundy and Duncan Mitchell in 2007. “I don’t think either of us imagined it would get as

big as it seems right now,” Mitchell told the Weekender last week from his office in New York. “From the very beginning, we had the attitude that, at the least, it’ll be something that we think is funny and our friends think is funny, and at the best, it could be a Hallmark or American Greetings for a younger or different generation.” The public has taken a rabid shine to Someecards — “We had last month close to 12 million visits,” Mitchell stated. Not bad for two online

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advertising guys who thought they’d make the site for fun. “We’d always talked about other things we would do aside from advertising, and we threw around ideas,” Mitchell recalled. “One day (Lundy) approached me with what he thought was kind of a goofy idea, but it seemed that there wasn’t an e-card site out there that spoke to us at all. “We made 50 cards we liked, and we made a little site, e-mailed a bunch of friends, and it took off from there.” Today Lundy is the president, head writer and “unpaid intern” while Mitchell is the CEO, chief product officer, art director and “title whore” of Someecards and its sister sites, happyplace.com and jockular.com. “We’re very optimistic right now because the growth has been amazing, but we’re certainly not at a point where we’re kicking up our feet, saying, ‘This is going to have us living on the beach in the next year.’” with you.” Then there’s the enormously popular “Create Your Own” section where the masses get in on the action. “Our biggest problem is bad spelling and people thinking that we wrote the cards,” Mitchell said, laughing. But the section isn’t just a free-for-all. People need to have Facebook to create their own cards and if the card is on Someecards, there is a flag button. “Of course, if someone creates the card and pulls it off the site, which is a violation of our terms of service, but we understand that not everybody follows those terms of services, it may not be as easy,” Mitchell explained. “If it’s something that we think crosses a line, we pull it down immediately.” As with most Internet content, once it’s out, it’s out. “We’re working on new pop ups that remind people that this is a public space, not to publish anything that isn’t appropriate. But you can never completely control it,” Mitchell said. Another popular facet are partnerships with AMC and HBO shows, movies and even H&R Block. “We don’t advertise the products, we don’t sell anything in the cards — we write a card that is kind of the overlap between our voice and the brand or show voice that still is a greeting,” Mitchell said. “Greeting’s the wrong word; we say ‘social gesture.’” he first card that really stuck out to Mitchell during the site’s initial brainstorming was the image of a kid sitting atop a pile of books that says, “When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.” “I think it’s an uplifting message wrapped in a cynicalsounding phrase,” he said. “It’s basically something you’d send to someone saying, ‘Lighten up’ or ‘Don’t be down’ or ‘Don’t take things so seriously because you eventually have much worse things than whatever is bugging you today.’ “And that was the basis of the company from the beginning. Say things that we want to say to each other in a surprising way that nobody else was really doing.” Fox News, during a recent interview with Mitchell, called Someecards a “Hallmark killer.” “I think Hallmark and American Greetings are massively successful companies, so if we could eventually have our greeting cards in stores or bought online at a level that’s even approaching those guys, we would be super happy if that went so far. If it ended up that their business was suffering, they can just buy our company, and they won’t have to worry about it anymore,” he said with a laugh. Well, that’s one way to get that beach house... W

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hile part of Someecards’ success can surely be chalked up to the fact that the site is free and snail mail is a dying art, the proof is in the instantly shareable topical content such as “Let’s use our Chinesemade Apple products to complain about the U.S. Olympic uniforms being made in China” or “I love having sex with you as much as John Travolta would hate pretending to love having sex

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hris Tray of Nazareth, Pennsylvania, aka MC Devlin started working on a studio project in 2005. Little did he know that shortly after the first EP was released, there would be a buzz coming from the underground scene. He decided to start a band and by the next year, they were ready to start touring. With MC Devlin as the lead vocals, the band Mad Conductor created a very distinct sound by blending different music genres together. With a combination of hip-hop, reggae, jazz and psychedelic-rock music, the band’s unique sounds will be heard in NEPA Thursday, July 26 at New Visions Studio & Gallery in Scranton. After a solid two years of touring, MC Devlin realized that he needed a change of pace and wanted to get away from his regular environment. His original plan was for a short threemonth stay in New Orleans and before he knew it, years have gone by. It has been almost five years since the transfer, and he is still in love with The Big Easy. “I kind of operate on the same frequency that the city projects. It always felt like home to me since the first time I was there.” MC Devlin explained. “I

ended up meeting some good friends, found a good job, got involved with other activities and slowly New Orleans became my home.” The change of lifestyle from such a small town to one of the largest cities in the country did not faze the MC. Even though Pennsylvania will always have a special place in his heart, New Orleans has become his home in other ways. “I’ve been touring since I was 16, so I’m familiar with unusual environments, and I crave that excitement in my life,” he explained. MC Devlin compared his situation to that of a fisherman’s. He explained that a fisherman needs to relocate wherever there will be an ample amount of fish. From a music standpoint, New Orleans was one of the best places to influence him artistically. “Me as a musician, living in Nazareth, PA wasn’t the best place to get my career off the ground,” he said. “In New Orleans, it’s full of music. There are 1,000 bars and nightclubs that offer live music every single night. It’s really the best place I could be.” After becoming captivated by such a big city, MC Devlin decided to reassemble the band. Mad Conductor currently consists of five other members, who are all from the New Orleans area. The five players who make

up the band are positioned on keyboards, bass guitar, electric guitar, saxophone and drum kit. Mad Conductor held an effective pledge drive in order to raise money to benefit “MC Rises” which is its new album that will be released next year. Two of its singles are now available to be downloaded for free at its website TheMadConductor.com. In addition to preparing for the new album release, the band is also on a summer tour. Even with all of the success that the band is experiencing, it has had a few minor obstacles while on the current tour. “A couple of minor setbacks due to our tour vehicle. We were rolling around in an RV , but right now we’re cruising around in a 2012 Enterprise, rent-a-van. We’re not going to miss another show,” MC Devlin insisted. The members of Mad Conductor are looking forward to performing in the surrounding area where the band originally had its debut. At Thursday’s New Visions show, Mad Conductor will perform with regional bands Amrev 2 and The Farel Children. “We love going up there. We hold a lot of allegiance to that Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area,” MC Devlin said. “We’ll never miss those cities on a tour.” W Mad Conductor, Amrev 2, The Farel Children: Thurs., July 26, 8 p.m. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton). $7 advance, $10 at door. Info: 570.878.3970, newvisionsstudio.com

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Nick DeLorenzo is director of interactive and new media for The Times Leader. E-mail him at [email protected].

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14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe 570.325.0249 mauchchunkoperahouse.com - Solas: July 26, 8 p.m., $28 - Hot Buttered Rum: July 27, 8 p.m., $23 - U2Nation (U2 tribute): July 28, 8 p.m., $20 - Angela Easterling: Aug. 2, 8:30 p.m., $16 - Suzanne Vega: Aug. 10, 8:30 p.m., $34 - The Cowboy Junkies: Aug. 17, 8:30 p.m., $32 - Jeffrey Gaines: Aug. 18, 8 p.m., $20 - Michael Kaeshammer: Aug. 24, 8:30 p.m., $17 - Ryan Montbleau Band: Aug. 25, 8

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325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. - 7 Walkers: July 27, 8 p.m. - Vince Gill: Aug. 18, 8 p.m., $59.25$64.25 - Tracy Lawrence: Sept. 14, 8 p.m., $28-$43 - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: Sept. 21, 8 p.m. - Herman’s Hermits / Peter Noone: Oct. 5, 8 p.m., $27-$42 - Tanya Tucker: Oct. 14, 8 p.m., $29$44 - Paul Revere and the Raiders: Oct. 26, 8 p.m., $27-$42 - Martina McBride: Oct. 28, 8 p.m., $62-$85 - Uriah Heep: Nov. 1, 8 p.m., $22 - Ryan Pelton: Nov. 9, 8 p.m., $22-$37 - Travis Tritt: Nov. 30, 8 p.m., $37-$52 - The Lettermen: Dec. 8, 8 p.m., $27-$42 - Ernie Haase / Signature Sound: Dec. 9, 7 p.m., $20-$35 - Rita Coolidge: Dec. 15, 8 p.m., $19-$34

667 N. River St., Plains Phone: 570.822.2992 - Don Shappelle & The Pick Ups: July 26, 7 p.m., $5 - Laser Sex / Solaris: July 27, 8 p.m., $5-$8 - Sonic Spank / Clay Parnell: July 28, 8 p.m., $5-$8 - Clarence Spady: Aug. 2, 7 p.m., $5-$10 - Start Making Sense / Great White Caps (The Talking Heads tribute): Aug. 4, 8 p.m., $8-$15 - Ava Luna / Wicca Phase Springs Eternal / Honeybear Forest: Aug. 9, 9 p.m. 21+ w/ID - Strawberry Jam: Aug. 11, 8 p.m., $5-$8 - Preach Freedom Band / Poogie Bell: Aug. 17, 8 p.m., $8-$10 - Jennifer Hartswick Band: Aug. 18, 8 p.m., $10-$15 - Anders Osborne: Aug. 31, 9 p.m., $15-$25 - Misty Mountain (Led Zeppelin tribute): Sept. 1, 8 p.m., $5-$10 - Cabinet: Sept. 7, 8 p.m., $8-$12 - Ol’ Cabbage (Phish tribute): Sept. 8, 8 p.m., $5-$8 - Miz / Big Daddy Love: Sept. 14, 8 p.m., $8-$12 - Suze / Flabberghaster: Sept. 15, 8 p.m., $5-$8 - Royal Scam (Steely Dan tribute): Sept. 22, 7 p.m., $10-$15 - Alan Evans Trio / XVSK: Sept. 26, 9 p.m., $12-$18 - Brothers Past: Sept. 27, 8 p.m., $10-$15 - The Woody Brown’s Project: Sept. 29, 8 p.m., $5-$8

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Radisson Lackawanna Station Hotel, 700 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton scrantonjazzfestival.org. Phone: 570.487.3954 Aug. 3-5: The Average White Band / The Hot Club of Detroit / Roseanna Vitro / Giacomo Gates / Bill GoodwinBig Band Tribute to Jaco Pastorious / La Cuccina / more.

524 Main St., Stroudsburg Phone: 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com - Brian McKnight: July 28, 9 p.m., $43-$58 - 311 / Slightly Stoopid (Sherman Summer Stage, Pocono Raceway, Long Pond): July 31, 7 p.m., $49.50 - Valencia Vas: Aug. 7, 7:30 p.m., $12 - Wu-Block ft. Ghostface Killah / Sheek Louch / Saigon: Aug. 9, 8 p.m., $30 - Kenny Vance and the Planotones: Aug. 11, 8 p.m., $35-$45 - Find Vienna: Aug. 14, 8 p.m., $8 - Collin Raye: Aug. 17, 9 p.m., $35-$45 - Grand Funk Railroad: Aug. 18, 9 p.m., $28-$43 - Steve Vai / Beverly McClellan: Aug. 29, 7:30 p.m., $30-$45 - Keller Williams: Sept. 28, 9 p.m., $20 advance, $22 day of - Medeski, Martin & Wood: Oct. 11, 8 p.m., $25-$32

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44 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono Phone: 877.682.4791 www.mountairycasino.com - Brian McKnight: July 28, 7:30 p.m., $40-$55 - The Idol Kings (Journey and John Cougar tribute): Aug. 4, 8 p.m., free - Vinny Guadagnino from “Jersey Shore”: Aug. 11, 10 p.m., Gypsies, $15 - Colin Raye: Aug. 17, 9 p.m., $20-$30

Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton 610.826.7700 www.skibluemt.com July 27, 8 p.m.-midnight; July 28, 1 p.m.-1:30 a.m.; July 29, noon-9 p.m. Fri. main stage: Mikey Junior & The Stone Cold Blues Band, Sat.: Marquise Knox, Michael Burks, Big Sam’s Funky Nation, Joe Louis Walker, Billy Branch & The Sons of Blues w/ Lurrie Bell, Carlos Johnson & Demetria Farr. Tent

SCRANTON COMMUNITY CONCERTS

Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton Phone: 570.955.1455, lackawanna.edu, etix.com Prices vary, student and group rates available - Emmy Lou Harris: Sept. 19, 7 p.m., $45-$55 - Vince Giordano & The Nighthawks: Oct. 19, 8 p.m., $20-$30, $15 students - The Virgin Consort: Dec. 6, 7 p.m.,

1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scranton - Mayhem Festival ft. Motorhead / Slayer / Slipknot / As I Lay Dying / The Devil Wears Prada / Asking Alexandria, more: Aug. 4, 1 p.m. $42$74.50 - The Peach Festival ft. Allman Brothers Band / Zac Brown Band / Tedeschi Trucks Band / Warren Haynes Band / O.A.R. / Cabinet / Miz, more: Aug. 10-12, $99-$225

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Blacklist / Breakdown / Negative Approach / The Killing Time, more: Aug. 10-12

334 South St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.922.1011 - Theory of a Deadman / Charm City Devils / Brothers From Another: July 25, 6:30 p.m. - Phantasm / Crobot: July 28, 7 p.m. - Our Lady Peace: Aug. 3, 8 p.m. - Summer of Love Tour ft. Allstar Weekend / Honor Society: Aug. 9, 5:30 p.m. - Aloe Blacc: Aug. 11, 7 p.m. - Static-X / Prong / Davey Suicide / 9 Electric: Aug. 14, 6 p.m.

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- Midsummer Mayhem ft. Punchline / Hold Your Own / Kick Back Tomorrow, more: July 28, 6 p.m. - Toadies / Helmet / UME: Aug. 1, 7:30 p.m. - Wu-Block ft. Ghostface Killah / Sheek Louch: Aug. 2, 9 p.m. - Mighty Mighty Bosstones: Aug. 4, 7 p.m.

- 311 / Slightly Stoopid: July 31, 7:30 p.m. - George Thorogood: Aug. 2, 7 p.m. - Jay Leno: Aug. 10, 8 p.m. - Gretchen Wilson: Aug. 11, 8 p.m. - Lynyrd Skynyrd: Aug. 16, 7 p.m. - Barenaked Ladies / Blues Traveler / Big Head Todd and the Monsters / Cracker: Aug. 17, 7 p.m. NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY

Does he ever cross your mind? Brian McKnight will perform Saturday, July 28 at 7:30 p.m. at Mount Airy Casino Resort (44 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono). McKnight is a platinum recording artist whose most recent album, “Just Me,” was released July 2011. Tickets are $40-$55. For more info or for tickets, call 877.682.4791 or visit mountairycasino.com. - Chicago / The Doobie Brothers: Aug. 24, 7:30 p.m., $82-$92 - Uproar Festival ft. Shinedown / Godsmack / Staind / Papa Roach / Adelitas Way / P.O.D., more: Aug. 28, 2 p.m., $55-$85 - Kiss / Motley Crue: Sept. 18, 7 p.m., $50.85-$185 more - Neil Sedaka: July 27, 8 p.m. Tables of 6/$420, amphitheater tickets/$45, lawn seats/$30. PHILADELPHIA

Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside, Pa. Phone: 215.572.7650 - Phila Rock N Blues Fest ft. Edgar Winter / Johnny Winter / Rick Derringer, more: Aug. 15, 7:30 p.m. - Keith Sweat: Aug. 18, 8 p.m. - Dave Koz / Bebe Winans: Aug. 23, 8 p.m.

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1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ. Phone: 609.365.1300 - Mayhem Festival ft. Slipknot / Slayer / Motorhead / Anthrax and more: July 27, 1:30 p.m. - Jason Aldean / Luke Bryan / DJ Silver / Rachel Farley: July 28, 7 p.m. - System of a Down: Aug. 2, 8 p.m. - Wiz Khalifa / Mac Miller / Chiddy Bang: Aug. 3, 5:30 p.m.

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Bethel NY www.bethelwoodscenter.org - Joe Cocker / Huey Lewis and the News: Aug. 5, 7:30 p.m. - Big Time Rush / Cody Simpson: Aug. 7, 7 p.m.

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311 W. 34th St, New York, NY. Phone: 212.279.7740 - Billy Ocean / Maxi Priest: Aug. 2, 8 p.m.

Broad St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.3600 - Madonna: Aug. 28, 8 p.m.

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ELSEWHERE IN PA

52nd and Parkside, Philadelphia Phone: 215.893.1999 - The Legend of Zelda Symphony of the Goddesses: July 25, 8:30 p.m. - Maze Festival ft. Frankie Beverly / Patti Labelle / The O’Jays / Kenny ‘Babyface’ Edmonds / Tank: July 27, 6 p.m. - Party in Fairmount Park ft. New Edition / Salt n Pepa, more: Aug. 5, 7 p.m.

MANN CENTER

520 Hamilton St, Allentown Phone: 610.434.460 - Within the Ruins / Molotov Solution / Erra: Aug. 1, 5:30 p.m. - Teddy Geiger / Dion Roy: Aug. 3, 6 p.m. - The Bouncing Souls / The Menzingers / Luther: Aug. 3, 7 p.m. - Scream It Like You Mean It Tour ft. Attack Attack! / We Came As Romans / Woe Is Me / The Acacia Strain / Oceano, more: Aug. 10, times vary

CROCODILE ROCK

17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. Phone: 212.777.6800 - Grits and Biscuits: July 28, 10 p.m. - Our Lady Peace: July 31, 7:30 p.m. - Aesop Rock / Rob Sonic / DJ Big Wiz, more: Aug. 3, 7:30 p.m - Aer / Ground Up / Guy Harrison: Aug. 4, 7 p.m.

THE FILLMORE AT IRVING PLAZA

50 State Rt. 120 East Rutherford, N.J. - Cee Lo Green / Flo Rida: July 28, 7 p.m. - Coldplay: Aug. 3-4, 7 p.m.

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ELECTRIC FACTORY

Wells Fargo Amphitheatre at Misericordia University, Dallas. Phone: 570.674.6719 www.misericordia.edu/theartsand-

UNDER THE STARS SUMMER ARTS FESTIVAL

3421 Willow St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.LOVE.222 - M83: Aug. 1, 8 p.m. - Old Crow Medicine Show: Aug. 4, 8:30 p.m. - This is Hardcore Music Fest. ft. Suicidal Tendencies / Cro-Mags / Gorilla Biscuits / Lifetime / H20 /

69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 - Meat Loaf: Aug. 2, 8 p.m. - Huey Lewis and The News / Joe Crocker: Aug. 3, 8 p.m.

TOWER THEATER

100 W. Hersheypark Dr., Hershey Phone: 717.534.3911 - Big Time Rush: Aug. 11 - Def Leppard: Aug. 15

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10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000

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77 Sands Blvd., Bethlehem - Meat Loaf: July 25, 7 p.m. - Kenny Loggins: July 28, 8 p.m.

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We d n e s d a y : Ash: Christmas in July Bar On Oak: Line Dancing Brews Brothers Luzerne: Karaoke w/ Speaker Jam Hops & Barley’s: Karaoke Night w/ DJ Bounce J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s Ta v e r n o n t h e H i l l : K a r a o k e Merto: Karaoke w/ Joe Miraglia O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : D J E F X A l l R e q u e s t P a r t y River Street Jazz Caféé: Open Mic Night Ruth’s Chris: live music in the lounge Slate: DJ Harddrive Stan’s Caféé: Open Mic Night w/ Kyle Lucarino Wo o d l a n d s : S u m m e r D e c k P a r t y S t r e a m s i d e / H a v a n a B a r w / R o n n i e W i l l i a m s V- S p o t : E r i c R u d y A c o u s t i c Thursday: B a r O n O a k : T h e To n e s B a r t & U r b y ’ s : Tw i s t e d Te a m Tr i v i a Breakers, Mohegan Sun: M80 Chacko’s: Bike Night w/ Kartune H u n s ’ We s t S i d e C a f é é : W h a t ’ s G o i n ’ O n d u o J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s Ta v e r n o n t h e H i l l : B i n g o K i n g ’ s , M o u n t a i n To p : G o o d 2 G o Liam’s: Banga Bro’s Presents DJ Switch O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : K A R A O K E O v e r P o u r : T h e We e k e n d e r s M i s s A l t e r n a t i v e C o n t e s t w / D o d g e C i t y Duo R i v e r G r i l l e : D J To n e z River Street Jazz Caféé: Don Shappelle & The Pick Ups 7pm Rox 52: Beer Pong Ruth’s Chris: live music in the lounge To m m y b o y s B a r & G r i l l : G o n e C r a z y Wo o d l a n d s : C l u b H D i n s i d e E v o l u t i o n w / D J ’ s R e d B u l l R o n & D J D a t a V- S p o t : J a c k s o n Ve e A c o u s t i c Friday: A r t u r o ’ s : D J O o h We e Ash: Ringmaster on the patio Bar On Oak: Hip Hop DJ Bart & Urby’s: Dustin & AJ Jump B r e a k e r s , M o h e g a n S u n : L u c k y Yo u Brews Brothers, Pittston: Country night w/ DJ Crocket Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Dodge City Grotto, Harveys Lake: I Candy G r o t t o , Wy o m i n g Va l l e y M a l l : T h i r d D e g r e e Tr i o Hops & Barleys: Indoor summer deck party J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s Ta v e r n o n t h e H i l l : D J L i z Liams: Paulsko M c g r a t h s : D a l t o n – M r. E c h o 1 0 - 2 Metro: Big Daddy Dex 6-9 O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : T h e C h a t t e r Over Pour: DJ Short n’ Poor R i v e r G r i l l e : D J O o H We e River Street Jazz Caféé: Laser Sex, Solaris & Jeff Bujak Rox 52: Free Jukebox Ruth’s Chris: live music in the lounge Senunas’: Stereo Parade Slate: Amid Life Crisis Stan’s Caféé: Jack Need To m m y b o y ’ s B a r & G r i l l : T h e F a l l e n Wo o d l a n d s : E v o l u t i o n N i g h t c l u b R e s i d e n t D J w / 9 7 B H T & S u n s e t Villains in the Exec Lounge V- S p o t : R o c k B o x

Saturday: Arturo’s: John Smith Ash: live music on the patio Bar On Oak: Chasin’ the Dog B a n d i t s R o a d h o u s e : B e r w i c k - M r. E c h o 1 0 - 1 Breakers, Mohegan Sun: Nowhere Slow Brews Brothers, Luzerne: August 4th Dave Matthews tribute band Brews Brothers, Pittston: August 11th UFC 150 J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s Ta v e r n o n t h e H i l l : S t o n e c a t D u o K i n g ’ s , M o u n t a i n To p : O z L i a m ’ s : D a y s I n Tr a n s i t , 3 To B r e a t h e , C a u s e o f A f f l i c t i o n Lower End: Break Down Jimmy Metro: Classic Rock Express Mount Airy Casino: Brian McKnight O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : K a r a o k e & R A G E ! D J s R i v e r G r i l l e : D J O o H We e River Street Jazz Caféé: Sonic Spank & Clay Parnell from Brothers Past Rox 52: Free Jukebox Ruth’s Chris: live music in the lounge Slate: Phenomenal Beer Pong Stan’s Caféé: Stonecats Duo To m m y b o y ’ s : S h a l i a M a r k Wo o d l a n d s : E v o l u t i o n N i g h t c l u b - R e s i d e n t D J p l a y i n g To p 4 0 & C l u b Music w/ Host “Fishboy” of 98.5 KRZ & Funky Fontana w/ DJ Godfather during intermission. V- S p o t : J a k e s w a y Sunday: B a n k o s : W. N a n t i c o k e – M r. E c h o 6 - 9 Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Robb Brown Breakers, Mohegan Sun: UUU Lower End: Brickhouse Metro: Live Jazz w/ Angelo Miraglia 11-2, Charles Havira & Justin Major 6-9 Wo o d l a n d s : M i s s i o n f o r M a s o n 2 F t : ( ( B a l l r o o m ) ) U U U - T h e B e s t - F a k e Uncle Jack-Graces Downfall-Strawberry Jam-Underground Saints- Six Guns Loaded -Subnotics(Former members of Breaking Benjamin) E ( ( H a v a n a D e c k ) )-E d d i e A p p n e l - D a v e W i l l i a m s - A l m o s t J o h n L e n n o n Betty Harlott -Dodge City-Exact Change-Matt Schleck-Ryan PostL a r r y G e o r g e - R o n n i e Wi l l i a m s ( ( D J ’ s ) ) B r e w s t e r S o u n d S e n s a t i o n s - Tr a i n W r e c k A l l S t a r s - J i m m y Simko- The Hit Man Mr Jay & Magic Frede from The Magic Happens V- S p o t : We e k 1 o f 4 , V- S p o t I d o l K a r a o k e C o n t e s t !

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ALBUM REVIEWS
Silence might be better than 'Silencio'
The ironic problem with indie music and musicians is that they’ve been so embraced by hipsters that it’s now almost impossible to walk into a Starbucks or Barnes & Noble without hearing a band that was once heralded for turning its nose up to such establishments. In turn, it’s almost impossible to listen to those musicians without feeling like you’re in one of those establishments — the epitome of a fairly lame catch-22. In the case of Laetitia Sadier, her inherent French-ness lends some street cred to her music, canceling out a few of the eye rolls that might accompany the mention of a former member of the uber-alt band Stereolab. On “Silencio,” her new album and second as a solo artist, Sadier offers up a mix of English and French vocals combined with analytical lyrics and synthy beats that barely fall shy of trying too hard. Songs like the creepily arranged “Merci De M’avoir Donne La Vie” and the eerie “Auscultation To The Nation” show off Sadier’s ethereal but assertive voice. The odd thing about the record is there really isn’t any one standout song. The 12 tracks

almost blend together, and even after a few listens, there isn’t one shining star in the bunch. There is, however, the bizarre album-closer “Invitation Au Silence,” which begins and ends with just that — silence. The song, which is basically just spoken words in both French and English, has Sadier declaring, “I found myself to be instantly connected to my deeper self.” It’s the musical (and that term is used loosely) equivalent of a completely asinine art installation that only a few people pretend to understand. The message of “Silencio” drips with a kind of clueless pretention, intimating that society and its noise prevents you from connecting with your inner self or something to that effect. Sadier might have raw talent, but this album’s got an annoying air of condescension to it.
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(and, unexpectedly) reforming in 2002. Since then, however, Mission of Burma has been more prolific than ever, releasing four studio albums, including the band’s latest, “Unsound.” Mission of Burma’s music has typically been a skillful, almost surprising blend of dissonant noise with the occasional catchy hook, and “Unsound” is no different. Lead track “Dust Devil” gets this off to a quick start, preferring to dive right in rather than do so gradually and lets listeners know exactly what they’re in for on the rest of the album: Music that’s experimental and occasionally just a little bit on the scatterbrained side, but always interesting. As the album progresses, a few songs stand out slightly from the crowd. “SemiPseudo-Sort-of-Plan” somehow blends instruments together that seem to all be playing a different song. “7’s” has a driving energy that is as good as any rock song ever written, and “Second Television” is a series of ever-changing chord progressions that continuously pulls the listener along for the ride. “Unsound” is an album that seemingly comes out of nowhere. It’s difficult to compare it to almost anything else that is floating around in the current cycle of indie/alternative rock and in many ways a welcome change from some nearly longlost veterans who still apparently have the ability to surprise us.
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6. Usher: “Looking 4 Myself” 7. Frank Ocean: “Channel Orange” 8. Tedeschi Trucks Band: “Live Revelator” 9. Linkin Park: “Living Things” 10. Rick Ross/Maybach Music: “Self Made 2”

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Gaines' acoustic poetry
Harrisburg’s Jeffrey Gaines is a compelling singer/songwriter listening experience. His 1992 self-titled debut created a buzz, but wasn’t until several years later, however, that his golden-throated rasp really grabbed an earful of attention. He took a glowing, heart-on-sleeve, cover of Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” into the Adult Top 40 chart and has since become a quiet-

storm favorite of the alternative-leaning, storyteller set. His first recording since 2004, Gaines’ “Live In Europe” was recorded during a 2010 tour opening for Joe Jackson. Gaines’ whiskey-soaked vocal reflections pour out of him effortlessly. His voice wraps songs like “Fear” in a blanket of soul-searching character. Gaines emotionally provokes with lines like “the sun’s in my shine, and the cloud’s in my coffee, the thought’s in my mind, and it slowly consumes me” — the lyrics to “Scares Me More” resounding with that gnawing uncertainty we all feel. A cover of David Bowie’s “Five Years” injects a new sense of sentimental urgency into Bowie’s opus about the end of the world. As a guitarist, Gaines keeps the note count to a minimum, gracefully segueing from delicately picked ambience to stringstripping strums; his playing shadowing the emotion of each song, his most potent rhythms coming in the hard-wrought strains of “Over and Over.” Gaines’ masterful grip of an audience, in the palm of his hand, is the true measure of this disc. It’s conceivable that a full band and rocked-up presentation could hinder the honesty and stark, romantic-sage persona Gaines evokes. A true narrator for the recesses of the heart, Gaines entertains as well as he soothes with his acute tales of love and loss. Acoustic poetry indeed.
-- Mark Uricheck Weekender Correspondent
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Born just after punk’s initial wave started to fade, Boston’s Mission of Burma mixed that genre’s energy with spacey, artsy elements to create a sound very similar to later post-punk artists like Husker Du and Fugazi. After a handful of EPs and a lone LP, the band split up in 1983, and its reputation only grew from there until finally

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Almance is one of the many bands on the bill of the four-day ‘A Sound for Scoliosis.’ local online radio station Rok Out Radio. “Sound for Scoliosis” gives local bands a chance to really perform out and gives the opportunity of being able to get a gig in the future. A lot of local music doesn’t have a real avenue, but events like this give those bands a chance to show audiences what they’ve got. “If I were to give some critical advice, any band should perform at a Lucia Peregrim, co-founder of the charity no matter what it event. is, because you never event but wish to donate, the know who’s going to be there, website for the event has made who could sign them, a lot of that possible. local bands, that’s their dream, Bands attending this year’s they want to be signed and they “Sound for Scoliosis” are Graces want to be heard. This is their Downfall, Faithful Aggression, chance,” Peregrim said. Dashboard Mary, Cranky B*tch Not only is the event great for and the Sandy Clams, Coal Town bands to be heard, it also gives Rounders, Kids On Bikes, Shake scoliosis a voice. The event will host local chiropractors as well to Down Saints, Eye On Attraction, Paul Spratt, Party With Marty, answer any questions guests Big Things and more. might have about scoliosis and W more. “It really is a great cause, funds go to the National Scoliosis Foundation to put education research “A Sound for Scoliosis,” and awareness right here in Thurs.-Sun., July 26-29 at Northeast PA,” Peregrim said. various venues in Lackawanna In addition to the music, there County. Info: soundforscoliowill be a cash bar and food, local sis.com, 570.558.9247, soundvendors and a silent auction. [email protected] Also, if you can’t make it to the

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lems I had with “The Dark Knight.” Why didn’t Batman blame Harvey’s death on the guy in clown makeup who was jamming pencils in people’s eyes? Why martyr yourself so needlessly?), Bruce has officially retired as the Batman. Meanwhile, a new villain named Bane (Tom Hardy) is lurking around the sewers of Gotham City. Bane may dress like a business-casual leather daddy and sound like Darth Vader badly impersonating Sean Connery while underwater, but he’s also carrying out an elaborate plot to isolate and ultimately crush Gotham City. Can Batman stop Bane without getting his back broken in two? The answer may surprise you. From the plane crash that opens the film to the final battle between Batman and Bane, “The Dark Knight Rises” arguably features some of this summer’s most impressive action set-pieces. But no matter how cool it is to watch Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) as she daintily snaps the wrist of a hardened convict, it’s hard to reconcile with the film’s

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muddled politics (for a film that’s supposedly in favor of the 99 percent, it’s a little weird that they’re depicted as ghoulish monsters the moment disaster strikes) or with its conventional and — let’s face it — kind of stupid third act. (Spoiler Alert: Why didn’t Bane detonate the bomb right away? What exactly was he trying to prove by dragging the whole thing out for five months?) “The Dark Knight Rises” also suffers from too many underdeveloped and unnecessary characters that exist solely to justify an out of nowhere plot twist (Marion Cotillard) or to awkwardly insure the franchise’s continued existence (Joseph Gordon-Levitt). Granted, to some these complaints may seem pedantic, and perhaps they are. But as entertaining as “The Dark Knight Rises” may be, it’s still far from perfect. It’s hard to take any film seriously that tries to convince you that a broken back can be cured by hanging from a rope. Seriously, you don’t see Scorsese trying to pull that shit.

Christian Bale dons the batsuit for the final time in ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’

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please understand that Nolan is a fine director. He’s just not as good as many of you think he is. Take “Memento,” for example. Once you remove the film’s central gimmick, “Memento” is indistinguishable from any other thriller. Similarly, “Inception” is fun, but it’s also convoluted and riddled with plotholes. “The Dark Knight” is basically just “Heat” if “Heat” revolved around a guy in a rubber bat suit who punches people in the face and included an overlong object lesson during its climax. Sure, unlike the Joel Schumachers of the world, Nolan didn’t treat Batman as a joke. That’s admirable, but it doesn’t make him Scorsese. So please, let’s all take a deep breath, relax and recognize “The Dark Knight Rises” for what it really is: An entertaining but ultimately flawed summer movie. Through an unwieldy level of exposition, we learn that “The Dark Knight Rises” takes place eight years after the events of “The Dark Knight.” Batman’s alter ego Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) is now an old, crippled recluse and ever since he took the blame for the murder of Harvey Dent (which is one of the prob-

i! How are you feeling? Good, good. Hey, why don’t you take a seat? Comfy? Here, I made you some iced tea. Yes, that is made from real acai berries. I’m glad you like it. Would you like a pillow for your feet? No? Are you feeling relaxed? Great! Because there is something I need to tell you: Christopher Nolan is an overrated director. Alright, alright, settle down. Overrated doesn’t necessarily mean the same thing as bad. And before you and your angry nerd friends start shoving dog feces into the Weekender’s mail box,

Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) during a scene from the movie.

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Opening this week: “The Watch” “Step Up: Revolution” Coming next week: “360” “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days” “Total Recall”
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7th Annual Heritage Explorer Train to Carbondale for Ethnic Heritage Festival Aug. 18. $5/adults, $4/seniors 65+, free/12 and under. Tickets at all Lackawanna County libraries through Aug. 17. Leaves Steamtown National Historic Site 10 a.m., arrives in Carbondale 11:45 a.m. Departs Carbondale 2:30 p.m., arrives Scranton 4 p.m. Free shuttle bus from Carbondale to Scranton, departs 9 a.m. from Carbondale Train Station, free, must reserve when ticket is purchased. Info: 570.348.3003

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• 33rd Annual Montrose Blueberry Festival Aug. 3-4, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., pancake breakfast 8 a.m. Free admission. Info: susqcolibrary.org • Back Mountain Wine Festival July 28, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Luzerne County Fairgrounds. $15 until July 25;

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Tomato Festival, Inc. Deadline Aug. 15. Applications to Pittston City Hall, Attn: Angel Noone, Little Miss, Little Mister Tomato Festival Contest, 35 Broad St., Pittston, PA 18640, also online. • Applications For Festival Queen: Singles, ladies 14-19 years old. $250$500 cash scholarships. Call 570.430.6485 for application, leave mailing address, age, name, number. Or visit pittstontomatofestival.com/ queen.htm. Deadline Aug. 4. $30, proof of age required. • Saint Maria Goretti Parish Festival July 27-29, 5- 10 p.m., church grounds, Laflin. Live music: July 27, Groove Train; July 28, The Mace In Dickson Band; July 29, Jeanne Zano Band. Air-conditioned indoor bingo, bake sale. Ethnic foods, prizes, pony rides, water wars, Vera Bradley. • St. John the Baptist Church Family Picnic Aug. 10-12, 126 Nesbitt St., Larksville. Baskets, flea market, games, food. • St. Joseph’s Annual Summer Festival July 27-29, Mary-

wood University Grounds (parking lot behind Mellow Center) Food, games, music. Info: stjosephscenter.org • St. Mary Byzantine Catholic Church Summer Festival Aug. 3-5, Parish Social Hall (522 Madison St., Wilkes-Barre). Food, games, flea market. • Wayne County Fair Aug. 3-11, Wayne County Fairgrounds (Rte. 191 N., Honesdale). Info: waynecountyfair.com • Waystock 2012 Music Fest and Street Fair Aug. 3-4. 10 bands, 40 vendors. Info: waymartpa.us

li, 205 York Ave., West Pittston, Pa. 18643.Age brackets: 7-9, 10-13, 14adult.Include name, number w/ payment, payable to Joseph Rubino Charity Fund. To donate basket for raffle, food or volunteer call 570.237.0596. Mail monetary donations to PO Box 3178c/oJ.Evans. 5th Annual Zachary Shoemaker Dodgeball Tournament July 29, noon, Kingston Armory (Market St., Kingston). Double elimination. Open to public, free admission. Raffle tickets. Music by Scott Stevens Productions, games, face painting, food, refreshments. Info: 570.574.5945, [email protected]. Proceeds benefit Zachary Bryden Shoemaker Foundation. 8th Golf For The Kids Aug. 2, Mountain Laurel Golf Club, White Haven; Jack Frost National, Blakeslee. Hosted by Woodlands Inn. $125, includes lunch at The Woodlands,

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f you’re planning on interviewing Jim Gaffigan in the near future, be forewarned: Like any good reporter, he does his research too. When he checked in with the Weekender recently from New York City, the actor/comedian was also checking in to Twitter — to get the scoop on his interviewer. “I’m doing research as we talk,” Gaffigan said. “Oh, your account’s protected. Because you have nude photos or something? Why do you have a protected account?” All joking aside, it’s that observational and curious attitude that makes Gaffigan’s brand of humor relatable and profitable. Whether he’s talking about bacon, camping or the pretentious attitude some people take toward fast-food restaurants, there’s almost always an “Aha!” moment where the listener feels a kinship with him. “I guess there’s something about my point of view that is very suspicious of, culturally, what we’re supposed to climb on board with, whether it’s disliking McDonald’s or liking certain things,” he shared. “And I guess some of it’s kind of Old-World thinking. I was talking to my wife last night about the McDonald’s thing because in some ways, it’s not just a defense of McDonald’s, it’s a criticism of how we just consume gossip in our culture without even a guilty pleasure aspect to it.” It might be surprising to hear Gaffigan get so philosophical, but the fact is the man’s got a very professional, insightful side. A side he probably won’t show too much of when he brings his “The America Tour” Thursday, July 26 to the F.M. Kirby Center in Wilkes-Barre, where he’ll probably be doing a variety of new material. “I would say that at least half of it will be new stuff that’s not on ‘Mr. Universe’ or on any previous album,” he said, referring to the standup album he released earlier this year. “You know, maybe it’ll be 70 percent new, but … I feel like I have kind of a strange career in that people almost want to hear certain jokes that I do.” Like the Hot Pockets joke,

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Comedian Jim Gaffigan uses food as a metaphor in many of his jokes, and he’ll bring some new material to the F.M. Kirby Center Thursday, July 26. where Gaffigan pokes fun at the brand’s commercials featuring a theme song that seemed to require little effort. In fact, a lot of his jokes revolve around food, and this isn’t lost on Gaffigan. “After ‘Beyond the Pale,’ I told myself I’m not going to do any food material on this next special, so then, on ‘King Baby,’ I did food material, and I did bacon, and then after ‘King Baby’ even my manager was like, ‘Maybe you should do a special where you don’t talk about food at all,’” Gaffigan said, referencing two of his standup specials. “And then I ended up talking about McDonald’s, and it’s just, food ends up being my metaphor, you know? “But now what I’m encountering is that I’ve talked about most of the food topics … it’s really fun and exciting because the metaphorical starting line has been exhausted.” Finding universally relatable topics may be a challenge, but it’s one Gaffigan has taken on with much success. Even with that success, he’s managed to remain affable and down to earth. His aforementioned new album, “Mr. Universe,” is available at jimgaffigan.com with no DRM, meaning there are no digital restrictions, for just $5, which was partly inspired by a similar venture by fellow comedian Louis C.K. “I really feel like if people are going to buy something and own it, I don’t really see why there would be restrictions,” Gaffigan said. And $1 from every $5 is donated to The Bob Woodruff Foundation, which helps veterans and their families. “I don’t think that our military gets treated with enough respect, honestly,” Gaffigan said. “And, I mean, they essentially go over there for minimum wage. And then when they come back, outside of the fact that veterans have a higher unemployment number — which I think is embarrassing — other than that, there’s nothing really, in the media’s eyes, sexy about it. “So I think they just kind of get a shaft, so I guess I just figured maybe that could help a little bit, you know what I mean?” W Jim Gaffigan: The America Tour: Thurs., July 26, 7 p.m., F.M. Kirby Center (71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre). $47.50$58.25. Info: 570.826.1100, kirbycenter.org

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boy growing up a modest life surrounded by a loving family in Lettsworth, La. At a young age, Guy was defined by family values and hard work — characteristics that seem evident even now in his maturity. But soon, Guy found himself entranced by sound, much of his love for music stemming from musicians like Alonzo “Lonnie” Johnson, Sam “Lightnin’” Hopkins and, of course, Eddie Jones, otherwise known as the infamous “Guitar Slim.” It is no wonder that Guy’s first love was music — the wildness of each sound — whether from nature or from the finger picking of a twostring guitar. Eventually, Guy learned how to charm every wild note, becoming a master of melody. Guy’s narration, much like his music, is deeply saturated by emotions: “The seasons got a rhythm that connects me to the earth.” Indeed, a line such as this often resonates with the reader, prompting them to reflect on life and their connection to the “rhythm” that moves them. Voice is something distinct about the book. Readers follow along a soulful dialogue about singing the blues. It is this particular conversational style of writing that makes for impeccable transitioning from chapter to chapter, keeping readers interested and involved. There is a definite grittiness to the book, something raw at certain instances, but all the while addicting. By the end of the memoir, Guy takes us all the way from Lettsworth and Baton Rouge, La., to Chicago and beyond. Guy, now 75, has lived through many historical events, overcoming adversity throughout much of it and still managing to evolve personally and professionally. Many times throughout the memoir, Guy discusses his failures and points in which he almost gave up. Somehow, even in those moments of despair, Guy’s life demonstrates that once you find the rhythm that captivates you, it sets you free.

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(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or musicbox.org) • “Avenue Q:” through Aug. 5; Fri.Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 3 p.m. Dinner and show, show only. Recommended for mature audiences only. • Enrollment open for Music Box Summer Theatre Workshop: Musical theater workshop for ages 7-13. $200.

(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • The Glass Prism “Resurrection: A Rock Opera:” Oct. 7, 7 p.m. (doors 6 p.m.). $25/reserved, $40/VIP special reserved, includes meet and greet following show. Tickets: ticketmaster.com, box office, 570.344.1111, 1.800.745.3000. Info: 800.836.1691, glassprismband.com

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good story seduces you — keeps you spellbound by every word until it connects to become music that you cannot help but memorize like a chorus. In Buddy Guy’s haunting memoir, “When I Left Home: My Story,” he proves that his gift of song extends to every page he writes. The book, which is cowritten with the help of biographer and novelist David Ritz, narrates Guy’s prolific life of blues. An epic journey that traces his humble beginnings as a farmhand to the award-winning musician we know today. In tracing that line of blues music, Guy has become a major part of it as one of the genre’s most celebrated performers. But before all the fame, he was just a Southern

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(191 W. Church St., Nanticoke, 570.328.5864) • Pennsylvania Lyric Opera presents “Madame Butterfly:” Aug. 17, 7:30 p.m., Aug. 19, 3 p.m., theater at Notre Dame High School (60 Spangenburg Ave., East Stroudsburg). $20/adults, $15/students, seniors, $5/kids 7-12, free/under 6. Info/tickets: Call, e-mail [email protected], visit griceartists.com

GRICE ARTISTS

Perform “101 Dalmatians Kids” Aug. 24-25. Techniques in acting, singing, dancing. Call for enrollment forms.

(1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.342.5555) • Psychic Theater’s “Haunted! Mysteries of THE Beyond:” Nightly through Sept. 15, curtain rises 7 p.m. $35. Reservations required. 3 hours or longer. For info, visit PsychicTheater.com, call 570.383.9297.

THE HOUDINI MUSEUM THEATER

(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpashows.org) • “Legally Blonde:” Aug. 17-18, 24-25, 7 p.m.; Aug. 19, 26, 3 p.m. All-you-caneat dinner buffet 90 minutes prior to all performances. Tickets: $16/adults, $14/seniors 62+, students 12+, $10/ kids. Dinner-and-show: $32/adults, $28/seniors, students, $20/kids. Call or go online to reserve.

PENNSYLVANIA THEATER FOR PERFORMING ARTS

(5177 Nuangola Rd., Nuangola, 570.868.3582, [email protected], nuangola-grove.com. $20/ musicals, $18/plays, season pass/$50. BYOB) • “No Sex Please, We’re British:” Aug. 3-4, 10-11, 8 p.m., Aug. 5, 12, 3 p.m. • “My Way: A Musical Tribute to Frank Sinatra:” Sept. 7-8, 14-15, 8 p.m., Sept. 9, 16, 3 p.m.

THEATRE AT THE GROVE

THE PHOENIX PERFORMING ARTS CENTRE

(Royal Theatre of the McDade Center for Literary and Performing Arts) • “The Little Prince:” July 27, 7 p.m. $10; $7/senior citizens, students. Call 570.941.4318. Presented by Summer Theatre Physical Movement for the W Young Actor.
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round-trip transportation from there to golf course, 18 holes, dinner/ cocktails at The Woodlands. To participate/sponsor, call 570.824.9831, ext. 393. Proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of The Bridge, Wyoming Valley Children’s Association. American Cancer Society ❏ Relay for Life Events: • Bowlathon: July 29, 2-4 p.m., Stanton Lanes (470 Stanton St., WilkesBarre). $20, benefits ACS. Annual Blood Drive for the Love of Pete July 28, 8 a.m.-2 p.m., St. Anthony’s Maronite Church (311 Park Ave., Wilkes-Barre). In honor of Peter Bonczewski Jr. Info: 1.800.GIVE.LIFE The Boys & Girls Club of NEPA • Luzerne County Advisory Board Kick-Off Event: Aug. 2, 8:30 a.m., The Woodlands Inn & Resort. Not a fundraiser. RSVP by July 27 to 570.342.8709 ext. 110, [email protected]. Camera For A Cure (570.604.4355, cameraforacure.com, [email protected]) • Camera For A Cure: Breathe Easy: Aug. 4, noon-4 p.m., Quaker Steak & Lube (Commerce Blvd., Dickson City).

Live music, games, basket raffles. Motorcycle show, all riders welcome, registration free. To benefit Lung Cancer Alliance through CFAC Team Lung Love. Drag Queen Car Wash, July 27-28 (Sat.: 1-6 p.m., Sun.: noon-5 p.m.), Twist Night Club (1170 Route 315, Plains Twp.). Cars $6, truck/SUV, $8, features food/entertainment. Raises funds for SweetEmanski Entertainment’s time slot at PrideFest 2012. (Rain date: Aug. 4-5). Highlighter Party Lackawanna College Football Fundraiser July 27, pasta dinner 6:30 p.m., event 9 p.m., The Regal Room (216 Lackawanna Ave., Olyphant). All ages. $12/dinner, admission, $5/admission. Wear white shirt. Make-A-Wish (800.480.WISH, www.wishgreaterpa.org) events: • Wish in the City: Aug. 3, 7-10 p.m., Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs. $100. Full open bar, food stations, fashion models, live art, silent auction. White attire encouraged. RSVP to 570.341.WISH by July 27. Mission for Mason 2 July 29, 1-10 p.m., Woodlands Inn & Resort (1073 Rte. 315, Plains Twp.). $12 at door. Basket raffles, Mr. Jay and Magic Frede. UUU, Graces Downfall, Dodge City, “Almost John Lennon,” more.

Proceeds benefit Cancertacular and childhood cancer in NEPA. Children invited if with parent. Info: cancertacular.org Pancreatic Cancer Action Network • Affiliate Meeting: Aug. 7, 6 p.m., Hampton Inn at Montage Mountain Pauly Friedman 5K Family Walk Run Aug. 12, registration 8:30 a.m., Misericordia University. Postevent party, Banks Student Life Center, John & Mary Metz Dining Hall. For info call Family Service Association of Wyoming Valley, 570.823.5144 ext. 309. Scranton Lock-Up to Benefit Muscular Dystrophy Association Aug. 1, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Kildare’s (119 Jefferson Ave., Scranton). In need of local volunteers to assist with driving or helping at Kildare’s, call 570.234.2450. Participants need to “raise bail” by encouraging contributions. Sound for Scoliosis ([email protected], 570.558.9247; $7/day, $15/all four days) • July 26, 8 p.m.-2 a.m., Irish Wolf Pub (N. Washington and Linden St., Scranton). • July 27, 4 p.m.-2 a.m., Heil’s Place (1002 Wheeler Ave., Scranton). • July 28, 6 p.m.-1 a.m., Genetti’s Manor (1505 Main St., Dickson City). Silent auction. • July 29, 4 p.m.-2 a.m., Heil’s Place (1002 Wheeler Ave., Scranton). Vintage Theater (scrantonsvintagetheater.com) • Cabaret Night Fundraiser: July 27, 7 p.m., Harry Houdini Museum (1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton). Performances of the musical, mystical, spoken, comedic arts. $15.

Aug. 11, 5-11 p.m., Camelot Restaurant & Inn. $35. Fundraiser to benefit Liberty Reins Ranch, equestrian center/coeducational program providing services for disabled veterans and families. Info: [email protected] Chinchilla United Methodist Church (411 Layton Rd., South Abington Twp., 570.226.6207) • Deja Vu Free Concert: July 25, church lawn. Conyngham United Methodist Church (411 Main Street, Conyngham, 570.788.3960, conynghamumc.com) • Sisters: Tues., 10 a.m. Beth Moore study, “Jesus, the One and Only.” All women welcome. Department of Transportation Meeting Aug. 9, 9-11 a.m., Tunkhannock Area Middle School Auditorium (200 Franklin Ave., Tunkhannock). Info: wyccc.com Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of events: ❏ Kids Classes: • Quilting for Kids: “Streak of Lightning:” Wed., through July 25, 3:30-5 p.m. Ages 6+. $6/class. No experience required. Call to register. • Acting Camp for Kids: Camp 2: July 30-Aug. 3, 2-3 p.m. Ages 6-12. $60/ camp. Casual performance for family, friends will end each week. Call to register. • Jammin’ in a Jugband: July 25, 27, 10-11:15 a.m. Ages 6-12. Free. Invited to perform with band at Celebrate Summer at the River, July 28, 3 p.m., Riverside Park. Call to register. • Trash to Treasures Camp: through July 27, 4-5:30 p.m. Ages 5-12. $60. All materials provided. Call to register. • It IS Easy Being Green: July 30Aug. 3, 10 a.m.-noon. Ages 5-12. $60. Call to register. ❏ Intergenerational Classes: • Jammin’ in a Jugband: July 25, 27, 1-2:15 p.m. Ages 13+. Free. Invited to perform with band at Celebrate Summer at the River, July 28, 3 p.m., Riverside Park. Call to register. • Open Studio and Portfolio Prep: 7-8:30 p.m. Session 5, July 31, Aug. 7, 14, 28. $15/class, $60/4 classes. Call to register. ❏ Adult Classes: • Pottery for Beginners: 7-8:30 p.m. Series 4, July 25, Aug. 1; series 5, Aug. 8, 15, 29, Sept. 5. Ages 13+. $60/class. All materials supplied. Call to register. • Decorative Painting: Noon-3 p.m., July 25, Aug. 15, 22, 29. Ages 16+. $20/class plus cost of painting surface. Pre-registration required, call to register. ❏ Special Events: • Celebrate Summer at the River:

July 28, 3-8 p.m., Riverside Park, Tunkhannock. All ages. Free. Live music (Sadie Green Sales Jugband, Coal Town Rounders, George Wesley Band), environmental activities, nature walk, plein air painters, River Float, petting zoo, more. For info about float, call Endless Mountain Outfitters at 746.9140. Doug Smith Music ([email protected], 570.343.7271) • July 30, 1-2:30 p.m., Farmers’ Market (off Albright Ave., Scranton). Doug & Jim. Eastern Pocono Animal Alliance Spay/Neuter Clinic in need of volunteers, one day/week to check in clients, more; arrive by 8:15 a.m., commit to every week. Positions to help w/ vaccination clinics, substitute desk work. Stop in to office in back of Rainbow Plaza, Route 209, Brodheadsville, visitepaaonline.com, call 570.994.5846. Gouldsboro United Methodist Church (495 Main St., Gouldsboro) • Flea Market: Aug. 4, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Vendors needed, spaces 8’x8’ for $10. Tables $5/each. Food for sale. Info: 570.842.8738, 842.6106 Greater Scranton Chapter of the Penn State Alumni Association • General Chapter Meeting: Aug. 8, 7 p.m., Sherbine Lounge, Penn State Worthington Scranton Campus. Open to public. Find on Facebook, “Greater Scranton Penn State Chapter.” Griffin Pond Animal Shelter (967 Griffin Pond Road, Clarks Summit) • Family Petnic: Aug. 25, 1-5 p.m. South Abington Park. $10 donation. Food, music, games. Keep Wine-ing He Might Start to Look Like Prince Charming Comedy Show July 26, 7 p.m., Personellized Cakes & Cafe, Carbondale. $15. Jeannine M. Luby, Joe Bryan. Info: 570.650.7518, NotPrinceCharming.com Keystone College, LaPlume events • 5th Annual Jazz Institute: through July 27. Info: Crystal Seigle, 570.945.8580 Misericordia University events (www.misericordia.edu, 570.674.6400, box office 674.6719): • Estill Voice Training: Aug. 9-13, Sandy and Marlene Insalaco Hall. Info: 674.6155 Mount Airy Casino Resort (44 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono)

EVENTS
3rd Annual Bengt T. Nelson High School Team Tennis Tournament through July 27, Birchwood Tennis Club, Scranton Tennis Club and Waverly Community House. Info: 570.586.8191, ext. 2 12th Annual Music in the Park Aug. 5, behind Clifford Fireman’s Fairgrounds (Rte. 106, Clifford). 10:30 a.m. worship service, contemporary and traditional Christian music 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Rain or shine. Lenoxville Band, Spark Gospel Singers, more. Clown, face painting, youth games. Bring chairs, blankets. Refreshments for sale. Info: 570.679.2766 Abington Heights Class of 1982 30th Class Reunion

Bee movie The Northeastern group of the Pennsylvania Sierra Club will team up with Lackawanna State Park to present the film “Vanishing of the Bees” Friday, July 27 at 7:30 p.m. at the Lackawanna State Park Learning Center (1839 Abington Road, North Abington Twp.). The film explores the mysterious disappearance of the vital insect that helps farms around the country supply food to the world. Penn State Cooperative Extension service educator and beekeeper Kim Carlen will field questions and provide an update on this disturbing trend. For more info, visit pennsylvania.sierraclub.org/northeastern.

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• Firework Schedule: Aug. 3, 10, 17, 24; Sept. 1, 9 p.m. The Osterhout Free Library events (71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, www.osterhout.info, 570.821.1959) • Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., 5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. • Vision Board Night: July 25, 6 p.m. Call for info/registration. • Knit & Crochet Group: July 28, 10:30 a.m.-noon. All ages welcome. Free. • Monday Movies: July 30, “Night of the Hunter.” Water, popcorn provided. Free, call to register. P+J Comedy Nights (PSpratt.com) • Maddog Mattern / Joel Richardson / Gordon Baker-Bone / Jeremy Pryal / Paul Spratt: Aug. 4, 20th Ward (2028 Pittston Ave., Scranton). $10/advance, $15/door. Parenting Workshop July 26, 6-8 p.m., Commonwealth Medical College (525 Pine St., Scranton) Free, registration not required. Adults only. Safe Haven Dog Rescue (www.SafeHavenPa.org, [email protected]) • Adoption Day: Aug. 5, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Wal-mart (Route 940, Mt. Pocono). Pre-adoption application with references, home visit required prior to adoption. • “It’s Raining Cats and Dogs!:” Aug. 11, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., MudWorks Pottery (3278 Route 115, Effort). Shawnee Inn & Golf Resort events: ❏ Community Concert Series (free, 7 p.m., rain or shine): • Pocono Flute Choir: July 31 St. Paul’s United Methodist Church (Birch St./Prospect Ave., Scranton) • Vacation Bible School: through July 27, 6:15-8:15 p.m. Free, snacks included. St. Peter’s Lutheran Church (100 Rock St./Center St., Hughestown) • Rummage Sale: Aug. 2, 4-8 p.m.; Aug. 3, 2-8 p.m.; Aug. 4, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Toys, clothing, decorations. St. Thomas More Society (St. Clare Church, 2301 N. Washington Ave., Scranton, 570.343.0634, stthomasmoresociety.org) • Guardian of the Redeemer Fellowship: First, third Mon. of month for men interested in adult discussion of Catholic faith. • YOUCAT Teen Group welcomes post-Confirmation youth from all parishes for discussion of Theology of the Body for Teens. Meets first,

third Thurs. of month, 5:30 p.m. Tonylou Productions • “Sam Club and the Case of the Motorcoach Murder:” Aug. 2, Radisson Hotel (700 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton). Lunch noon, audienceparticipation murder mystery. Solve the crime, win a prize. $31. Reservations required, call 570.226.6207. Tracey’s Hope Hospice Care Program and Domestic Animal Rescue (570.466.7930, [email protected], petservicesbydenise.com) • Annual Dog Wash: July 29, Pet Services by Denise (113 Foote Ave., Duryea). Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) events: • Ballroom Dancing Lessons: Wed., 7:15 p.m., Comm auditorium. Basic & advanced ballroom, swing. $15/person. For info, call Vince Brust at 489.3111. • Tennis Clinics Beginner-Intermediate: Private, semi-private lessons. • Comm Camp: Six-Week Summer Day Camp for Pre-K-Grade 7: Mon.Fri., 9 a.m.-1 p.m., through Aug. 3 • Comm Square Fair: July 26, 4:30-8 p.m. Music on back lawn by Marko Marcinko, Music for Models. Carnival games, food, beverages. Wilkes-Barre City Events ❏ Farmers’ Market: Thurs., through Nov. 15, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Public Square. Thurs. Info: wilkes-barre.pa.us/farmersm.php • July 26: Nature Discovery Day, music by Mother Nature’s Sons • Aug. 2: Children’s Day, music by Windfall Enterprises Wyoming Seminary Performing Arts Institute (201 North Sprague Avenue, Kingston, 570.270.2186). Events free and open to public. • Student Solo and Chamber Recital: July 25, 31, Aug. 1, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Ave., Kingston). Free, open to public. • Faculty Brass Recital: July 26, 8 p.m., Buckingham Performing Arts Center. Free, open to public. • Wind Ensemble/Jazz Ensemble: July 27, 8 p.m., Buckingham Performing Arts Center. Free, open to public. • Masterworks Chorale, Chamber Orchestra, Institute Chorus and Symphony Orchestra: July 28, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Ave., Kingston). Free, open to public. • Quey Percussion Duo and Friends: July 29, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Ave., Kingston). Free, open to public. Wyoming Trail Council Pow-

ticed. Art Classes at the Georgiana Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader Dr., Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387, gcraybart-artworks.com) • Adult (Ages 13+): Mon., Tues., noon-4 p.m. (3 hrs painting, 1 hr group critique), $30/class payable monthly. Tues., Wed., 6-9 p.m. (student chooses length of time), $15/1 hr, $18/1 1/2 hrs, $20/2 hrs, $25/2 1/2 hrs, $30/3 hrs, per class payable monthly. • Children: Ages 9-12, Mon.-Wed., 4:30-5:30 p.m., $15/class payable monthly. Ages 13+, joins adult class, individuals select amount of time to participate. Portfolio prep instruction available for college bound students. Private lessons available. Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) • Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. • Traditional Weapons Class, Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. Back Mountain Martial Arts Center & Mountaintop Karate Center For info, call either location, Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave., 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S. Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Back Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountaintop Karate Center Mon., Weds., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Mountaintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. Ballroom Dancing taught by certified members of Dance Educators of America. Available for private groups, clubs, organizations, senior centers, more. Call 570.785.9459. Beauty Lies Within School of Pole Dance (32 Forrest St., WilkesBarre, 570.793.5757, [email protected]). Hours by appointment, free sample appointment. Call or e-mail for details. Bridge. Beginning or Intermediate Lessons, playing time for regular games and tournaments. Jewish Community Center (River Street, Wilkes-Barre). Call Rick Evans at 570.824.4646 or Rev. Ken McCrea at 570.823.5957. Carbondale Chiropractic Center (267 Brooklyn St., 570.282.1240, www.carbondalechiropractic.com). • Run with Doc: Sun. 9-10 a.m. at

Bulk up or slim down with a class from our LEARNING and MIND AND BODY listings. Wow Aug. 4, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Aug. 5, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Camp Rotawanis, Drums. Open to public. Dancing, vendors, food vendors. Proceeds benefit Camp Rotawanis, Wyoming Trail Council. $5 admission, under 12 free. Bring lawn chair, blanket, pets on leash. No drugs or alcohol. Info: 570.427.8723, 443.8267. Send donations to WSM, 292 Buck Mt Road, Weatherly, Pa 18255. Make checks payable to WSM. Y Walk Wed. Guided evening walks in Wilkes-Barre and Hazleton. Begin 6 p.m., meet in lobby either city’s YMCA. In case of rain, walk same time following day. Info: WilkesBarre YMCA, 570.823.2191; Hazleton, 455.2046: ❏Wilkes-Barre: • July 25: What’s New at the Old Y? • Aug. 1: King’s Campus Stroll ❏ Hazleton: • July 25: Hazleton’s Hispanic Eateries & Bodegas Your Dog’s Place, LLC (570.729.8977, [email protected]) • K9 Nose Work: Intro to Nose Work, Sat., 11:30 a.m.; Wed., 10 a.m. Intro to Odor, Mon., 8:15 p.m. Intro to Vehicles and Exteriors, Mon., 7 p.m. Continuing Nose Work, Mon., 5 p.m. • Kinderpuppy: Wed., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. Puppy parenting 101. • Canine Life & Social Skills: Thurs., 5:30, 6:30, 7:30 p.m. • Reliable Recalls: Fri., 6-7:30 p.m. ∝ hart-museum.org) • Sweetness & Light — A Mead & Honey Tasting: Aug. 2, 6-8 p.m.$35/ members, $45/non-members. Patron ticket $100, includes guided tour of BEEyond. 21+. The Houdini Museum (1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton) Every weekend by reservation. Open 1 p.m., closes 4 p.m. Also available weekdays for school groups, bus, hotel groups. $17.95/adults, $14.95/11 and under. • Ghost Tours: Scheduled daily, 7 p.m., reservations required. Secret time/meeting place divulged upon reservation, call 570.383.1821.$20/ adults, $15/11 and under. Rain or shine, 52 weeks/year. Daytime walks also available on limited basis. Private tours can be arranged for groups. Lackawanna Historical Society (The Catlin House, 232 Monroe Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841) ❏ Summer Downtown Walking Tours (free and open to the public): • Sat. through Oct., 11 a.m. Call for starting places. • Rotating trio of tours First Fridays, through Oct., 5 p.m., Radisson, Lackawanna Ave. Steamtown National Historic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, www.nps.gov/stea) • Ongoing: Interpretive programs, visitor center, theater, a history museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. $7 adults, $6 senior citizens, $2 children ages 6-12.

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Lake Scranton. Jog around Lake Scranton with Dr. Andrew Rivera. Visit Website for info. Cherry St. Bible Church (Corner of Church/Cherry St., Plymouth, 570.239.0038) events • Adventures on Promised Island Vacation Bible School: through July 27, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Ages 4-12. Singing, Bible lessons, games, crafts, snacks. Call 779.4838, registration available at cherrystreetbiblechurch.com, events page. Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) • Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper mache, more. $15, includes supplies. For info or to register, call 817.0176. • Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance: Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call 343.2033 for info. • Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. $10. Call 836.7399 for info. • Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30 p.m. Pre-registration required. Call 553.2117 for info. • African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m. Traditional African moves with jazz and hip-hop. $10, registration required, call 212.9644 or visit hipbodysoul.com for info. Downtown Dojo Karate Academy (84 S. Main St., WilkesBarre, 570.262.1778) Offering classes in traditional karate, weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon. • Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) Accepting new students. Children (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available. Learn Hapkido. Self defense applications. $50 monthly, no contract. GreenBeing (334 Adams Ave., Scranton, [email protected]) • Not Your Granny’s Sewing: one-onone lessons: $40/lesson, $140/4 sessions, 2-3 hour sessions. Tailored to individual needs. Horse Back Riding Lessons Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appointment only. All levels welcome. Call 570.575.8649 to schedule.

Hour, half-hour lessons. Student discounts available. Please call 824.5428 or visit www.katrinalykes.com for info. Robert M. Sides Family Music Centers (210 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.824.9636, [email protected]) ❏ Summer Music Programs: • Group Piano: Ages 6+ • Preschool Music/Piano: Thurs., 5 p.m., 6 p.m. Ages 4-6. • Private Lessons for most instruments, voice • Musical Theater Camps, ages 5-18 • Youth String Ensemble • Youth Wind Band • Chamber Winds • Rock Band • Theory Classes • Improv Classes Royce Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Network, Scranton. Day, evening classes for men, women, children. Ongoing classes 6 days/week. Covers sport, combat, self-defense aspects of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. For info visit gracienepa.com or call 570.347.1107. School of Combat Arts (24 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.468.9701, schoolofcombatarts.com) Open 6 days/week. Offering classes in Brazilian jiu jitsu, submission grappling, Russian sambo, boxing, Muay Thai, kickboxing, Ninjutsu, wrestling. Classes for men, women, children. Group, private classes available. Children’s class now for $35/month. Shaolin White Crane Fist (Wyoming) Teaching traditional Chinese martial arts of Shaolin White Crane Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, ShauijiaoChinese Wrestling, more. $35/week, first week free. Three levels of training, ages 15+. Contact Master Mike DiMeglio 570.371.8898. Something Special: (23 West Walnut Street Kingston, 570.540.6376, [email protected], www.angelademuroart.com) • MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Cartooning) Wed., 4-5 p.m. Learn the art of Japanese cartooning. 4-week session, supplies included: $60 per child. Call or e-mail to register. Women’s Self Defense Seminar July 25, 6-8 p.m., Kingston Rec Center (655 Third Ave.). $15. Wear comfortable exercise attire, sneakers. Info: 888.328.3218, valleygojukarate.com World Class Boxing (239 Schuyler Ave., Kingston, www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061) • Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Bootcamp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program

Programs include Kids & Teen Boxing programs, striking for MMA & competition training, women’s-only kickboxing Boot Camp, Zumba, more. Wyoming Valley Art League • Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/ hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992 for info.

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Absolute Pilates with Leslie (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, www.pilateswithleslie.com) • Mon., Wed., Fri., 9-10 a.m. Private training on Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, along with Pilates mat classes, stability ball core classes, more. Check website for updates. • Mon., Wed.: Nia Technique, 5:30 p.m. Awakenings Yoga (570.472.3272) • Private Yoga Instruction w/ certified senior Instructor of Himalayan Institute. 24 years experience. Learn secrets of Himalayan Masters. Lessons include asana, pranayama, meditation, relaxation, ayruveda, holistic nutrition, tantra. $75/session Balance Ultimate Fitness (Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840) • Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp: Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat, 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes for $150. Balance Yoga and Wellness (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Kingston, 570.714.2777, balanceyogastudio.net, [email protected]) • Pole Fitness: Fri., 5:30 p.m. (beginner); 7 p.m. (intermediate). Sat., 1:30 p.m. (all levels); 3:15 p.m. (advanced). • Pradeep Yoga Experience: Aug. 10-12. Peaceful Warrior, Aug. 10, 6-8:30 p.m.; Balance, Strength and Flexibility, Aug. 11, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; Detox Flow, Aug. 12, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $40/ session. Preregistration recommended. To register, call/visit website. Dance Company Auditions Aug. 5,9-11 a.m. Female, male dancers, open audition for Symmetry Dance Company’s Junior and Senior Companies. Ages 10-14, 9-10 a.m.; ages 15adult, 10-11 a.m. Info: 570.290.7242, [email protected] Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11:15 a.m. Series 3, July 25, Aug. 1, 8, 15; series 4, Aug. 22, 29, Sept. 5, 12, 19, 26. $60/6 classes, $15/single class. Bring mat or towel. Call to register. • Kundalini Yoga: July 28, Aug. 11, 10-11:30 a.m., Tunkhannock’s Riverside

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Say hello to summer St. Joseph’s Summer Festival will be held Friday, July 27 through Sunday, July 29 on the campus of Marywood University in the lot behind the Mellow Center for Athletics and Wellness (2300 Adams Ave., Scranton). The Festival is sponsored by St. Joseph’s Auxiliary and plays host to WNEP-TV’s Telethon. Joe Snedeker also completes his “Go Joe” bike ride for St. Joseph’s by arriving at the festival grounds. For more info, to volunteer or to sponsor a booth, contact Katie Weinschenk at 570.963.1290, 800.786.6346 or [email protected]. $40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for info. NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pittston, 570.654.6194, www.myspace.com/nepabonsai). • Monthly meeting last Wed., 7 p.m. Features business sessions, demonstrations/programs/workshops. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine Street, Scranton, 570.878.3970, [email protected], newvisionsstudio.com) • Kid’s Art Class: All About Art: Sat., ages 11-16. Sun., ages 5-10. $100-$125/ month, $30/class. Supplies included. Call to register. • Black & White Photography Class: Sun., through July 29, 2-4:30 p.m. $150, includes supplies. Must bring camera first day. Registration required. • Adult Painting Class: Mon., 5-6:30 p.m., through July 30. $100, all supplies included. For beginners. Call for info/registration. Northeastern Ju-Jitsu (1047 Main St., Swoyersville, 570.714.3839, nejujitsu.com) Open 7 days/week, offers training in Traditional Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, boxing, Judo, Women’s self defense. Group, private self defense classes available by appointment. Northeast Photography Club (www.northeastphotographyclub.org) meets first Wed. of month 7 p.m. in boardroom of Prime Med (old Wes Freedman Building) off Morgan Hwy. Variety of topics, monthly contest, guest speakers. Membership open. Olympic Style Fencing classes at The Fencing Exchange, above AFA Gallery, 514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, Mon.-Thurs. Foil, saber, epee taught. For info, call 570.969.1224. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, [email protected]) • Dimensions in Dance w/ Lee LaChette: Jazz, tap, ballet for adults & kids. $10/hour, $5/second class. E-mail or call 991.1817. • Vocal lessons w/ Joelle Colombo Witner: Wed., Sun. E-mail or call 991.1817. • Vocal Coaching w/ Nicole Rasmus: $15/half hour • Stage Combat Lessons w/ Paul J. Gallo: 12 weeks, date/time TBA. 1.5 hours, prepare for intense physical activity, dress appropriately. $20/ week or $200 up front. Private Voice Lessons Mon.Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper singing technique in downtown Wilkes-Barre studio. Specializing in opera/classical/musical theater.

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Park. Ages 16+. $15/class. Call to register. Endless Mt. Zendo (104 Hollow Rd., Stillwater, 570.925.5077, www.endlessmountainzendo.org, [email protected]) • Zen Work Exchange Country Weekend: July 27-29. Beginners welcome. Zen meditation, practice instruction, dawn morning service chanting, morning/evening zazen, outdoor walking Zen, Dharma talk or meeting with Genro Sensei. Outdoor projects, weather permitting, indoor projects. Vegetarian meals. Voluntary donation. Bring meditation wear, outdoor work clothes, hat, sturdy work shoes, slip-on shoes, flashlight, unscented toiletries. To register, e-mail or call. Goddess Creations Shop & Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Summit, 570.575.8649, [email protected]) • Tarot Card Readings by Rev. Whitney Mulqueen by appointment. Call. • Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m. at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern (26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for 15-20 min. • Monthly astrology workshop with Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call. Hoop Fitness Classes (whirligighoopers.com) • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Charles St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to reserve. • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) $5. Inner Harmony Wellness Center (Mercy Hospital General Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave., Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.innerharmonywellness.com, [email protected]) • Meditation Technique Workshops: Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Goal setting/stress reduction, more. Call for info/reservation. Jeet Kune Do Fighting Concepts Teaches theories of movement in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for info, 570.371.8898. Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn self-defense system that combines Korean Martial Arts such as Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. Lessons held at Hapkido Taekwondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty Fort). $40/month. For info, call 570.287.4290 or visit htkdi.com. Leverage Fitness Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.338.2386, www.leveragetrainingstudio.com) • Morning Wake-Up Workout: Full

body metabolic, Mon., Wed., Fri., 7-7:45 a.m. • Primal Scream Classes: Tues., Thurs. 7-8 p.m. • Inferno: High Intensity Interval Training: Sat., 10 a.m. All classes free to members, $10 non-members. Melt Hot Yoga (#16 Gateway Shopping Center, Edwardsville, 570.287.3400, melthotyogastudio.com) • Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m., 5:30 p.m. (90 minutes) • Tues., Thurs., 4 p.m. (one hour) • Sat., Sun., 9 a.m., 3 p.m. (90 minutes) NutriFitness Boot Camp (311 Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409) • Free week of Boot Camp for new members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30 p.m. • Wirred: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. $5. • Yoga: Thurs. 7 p.m. $10. • Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to register. Pocono Yoga & Meditation Classes (570.472.3272, www.PoconoYoga.com) Classes with Suzi, certified yoga instructor • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East Mountain Apartments. Free to residents. • Private Yoga Instruction: Only by appointment. $35 per hour. Call. • Private Meditation Instruction: Only by appointment. $35 per hour. Call. Reiki Classes (570.387.6157, [email protected]) Sessions with Sue Yarnes: • Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our locations or your home. Hospital endorsed, training for professional Usui Reiki teacher certification available. Call or e-mail for info. The Self Discovery and Wellness Arts Center (200 Lake Ave., Montrose, 570.278.9256 or e-mail [email protected], wellnessarts.com) • Cello Music and Labyrinth Walk: Aug. 2, 6:30 p.m. $20, $15/members. RSVP requested, call. Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, 570.451.1122) • Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5 classes. • Small Group Personal Training: Personalized program changes w/ every session, similar to P90X crossfit. All levels, call for details. Studio Brick (118 Walnut St., Danville, 570.275.3240) • All Levels Yoga: Wed. (ongoing),

10-11 a.m. Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, 570.290.7242, SymmetryStudioNEPA.com) • Intermediate Jazz/Contemporary Technique Class: Mon., 4:15-5:15 p.m. Ages 10-14. 10/class. • Jazz/Contemporary Technique Class: Mon., 7:45-8:45 p.m. Ages 15-adult. $10/class. • Modern/Lyrical Technique Class: Thurs., 7:45-8:45 p.m. Ages 15-adult. $10/class. • Cardio Kick and Interval Training: Mon., 5:30 p.m., Tues., 4 p.m. • Dancers Wanted: Female/male dancers, ages 10-adult for Symmetry Dance Company’s Junior, Senior Companies. Call or e-mail [email protected]. Info: symmetrystudionepa.com/dancecompany • Cardio Kick and Interval Training Free Class: July 28, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Tarot Readings every Sun., 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scranton, located at Mall At Steamtown, first floor outside Bonton. By Whitney Mulqueen. Walk-ins welcome. Info: 570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Shambala on Facebook. [email protected] Individual attention for physical/spiritual advancement. All levels welcome. Call 570.709.2406 for info. Classes held at The Studio at 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) Sat., 10:30 a.m.-noon. Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., WilkesBarre). • Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020. The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. • Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. YMCA of Greater Pittston (10 N Main St, Pittston, 570.655.2255 ext. 104, [email protected]) • Basketball: Beginner (kindergarten, grades1-2), Tues., 5:30- 6:15 p.m. • Basketball Basics: (grades 3-5) Tues., 6:30-7:30 p.m. $50/members, $40/family member, $65/non-members. • Basketball and Softball: Tee Ball (ages 5-6), Sat., 9-9:45 a.m.; preminors baseball (ages 7-10), Sat., 10-11 a.m.; pre-minors softball (ages 7-10), Sat., 11:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m., $50/members, $40/family members, $65/non-mem-

sorry mom & dad
By Justin Brown

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ear Mom & Dad, Of all the master plans I’ve had over the years to get rich enough to afford a mail-order bride made in Taiwan, I would have to say that the one I most regret not panning out was my idea to make my first million on “Deal or No Deal.” What drew me to that show was the fact that you needed no intelligence whatsoever. All you had to do was find the girl with the nicest rack, ask her to open her box (I mean briefcase) and hope Jesus is on your side. When I found out that Howie Mandel, who hosted “Deal or No Deal,” was going to be performing at Cove Haven Resort in the Poconos this past weekend, I had to get tickets. Since I’m single, I went on a man date with my buddy Manny to see Mandel. “Lovers turn left?” Manny recited as he was navigating our directions. “Oh, yeah! There’s something I need to tell you. The place we are going to see Howie Mandel perform at is a couple’s resort,” I confessed as I was making the left turn. “Are you serious?” he asked, completely shocked. “Yes,” I answered. “Be prepared to get some awkward looks.” “Oh great, tonight is going to be interesting,” Manny said, blushing. As we walked into the couple’s resort, I started to wonder if Howie Mandel would even be funny. “He’ll probably just joke about how he is a complete germaphobe,” I figured. “If anyone asks, I’m the man in the relationship!” responded Manny, not paying attention to what I was saying. When Howie got on stage, he blew me away with how funny he actually was. I literally laughed so hard that my mouth started to hurt. The “America’s Got Talent” judge was so funny that Manny and I both agreed it was well worth posing as a couple to experience his comedy. “I’ve seen him in Vegas and Atlantic City,” shared someone we talked to at the show. “I enjoy seeing him here at Cove Haven more because he gets more intimate and interactive with the crowd.” As we left, I noticed a sign advertising that former “MADtv” comedian Orlando Jones is performing at Cove Haven Resort on Sunday, Aug. 12. Might be time to find another man date. Love, Justin W
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ot long ago, I associated nail art with two very specific types of people: The young girl experimenting with beauty products and the woman who uses her freshly painted acrylic tips to retrieve a Marlboro Light from her patchwork leather handbag. That’s generalizing, but you have to admit, nail art hasn’t always been seen as the most sophisticated form of self-expression. Lately, the beauty industry’s opinion on that seems to have evolved, and I attribute the resurgence of the trend almost entirely to actress Mindy Kaling and the cheeky ladies behind HelloGiggles, who feature a “Nails of the Day” section on their website (hellogiggles.com). Depending on your day job, it is now entirely acceptable to sport Batman-inspired tips or a tiny-tuxedo manicure that required more care and time than that report you just handed into your boss. And the do-it-yourself aspect of the trend means you don’t have to shell out the big bucks every time you get tired of a look — which, if you’re anything like me, is about a day after you get your nails done. I’ve rounded up a few of the techniques I’ve used here, but these are just the beginnings of a vast realm of possibilities.

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The Pop Nail I was a little late to the party on this one, which entails one different-colored nail on each hand. But it ended up being the perfect solution when I found myself peeling off one of the Sephora By OPI leopard-print stickers. I didn’t have to ditch the rest of the manicure, and I could just pretend I was being super mod with my nails. I also find this to be the least risky of all the nail trends. If you want to try something new but are skeptical about how houndstooth or zebra-print tips will mesh with your wardrobe, the pop nail is a no-nonsense way to jump on the nail-art bandwagon. The Nail Design Pen While I understand the value of this, it’s not for someone who lacks a steady hand and/or is not ambidextrous. I tried the Sephora by OPI Nail Design Pen, which received mixed reviews on the Sephora website, and I’m not entirely sold on the idea. It washes off with water, and you have to use a top coat, which I often don’t because the thicker the polish, the more likely I am to peel it off on a particularly stressful day. Save these for when someone else is doing your nails or you’re feeling adventurous — with a bottle of nail polish remover W close at hand. References: SallyHansen.com Sephora.com HelloGiggles.com

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Nail Polish Strips This is my favorite technique because it requires next to no work, and I am incredibly lazy. Not only does the pattern look flawless, I also don’t have to wait for my nails to dry. I say that like I’m going to go out and chop wood or start spackling bathroom tile, when in reality I’ll probably just spend the night lifting my wine glass and turning the pages of Bust. Anyway, these are essentially stickers, and they say once you open the package, you can’t use them anymore, but I refuse to buy this propaganda. Especially when there are usually 16 strips — that’s just wasteful! To preserve the strips’ integrity for a second use, I taped the package

A messy manicure done using a nail design pen — not the best option. up like I was securing a bottle of vodka to hide from a pregnant Snooki and kept it in a Mason jar. The second application wasn’t quite as smooth, and it didn’t last as long, but I felt vindicated for somehow saving a few pennies. Another trick? If your nails aren’t long, you can use one strip for at least two nails by sort of cutting it in half and thereby

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cid-wash denim, obnoxious prints, American flag T-shirts, tie-dye clothes: These are items most likely on your “never-will-Iever” list. But forget everything you currently know about what’s tacky and what’s not and try to embrace this new trend of looking ridiculous without actually looking ridiculous. Everything from prints your grandma would proudly rock and tie-dye button ups your dad would love are now, dare I say it, cool. But here comes the tricky part, there’s a fine line between awesomely awful and just plain ugly. So I’ve provided a handy guide on what to pick up when you’re trying to pull off the task of being tacky but still fabulous, and the best part is it’s all DIY. American flag gear: Represent the land of the free with an obnoxious American flag T-shirt or, even better, a denim jacket. You can usually find these at thrift stores but be wary, you’re going to need to be picky. Boxy tees with “God Bless America” in huge text simply won’t do. You need a basic tank with an American flag that you can fringe at the bottom or cut open

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at the sides. If you’re feeling extra crafty, safety pin or glue an American flag print on your shorts or jacket. Tie-dye: This tie-dye trend is not the same thing you made at summer camp when you were 12 (although you can enlist those old skills when you make your own tie-dye skirt or shirt). Just be sure to keep the colors vibrant but all in one color family. Try not to go too color crazy; think subtle and more of an ombre light to dark effect rather than trying to look completely psychedelic. Acid wash denim: I feel like this trend flip-flops between awful and awesome between the seasons. Now you can replicate it in two ways: There’s the easy way, which involves a spray bottle with bleach, wetting down some old denim shorts or pants, wringing out the extra water and then using the spray bottle to bleach out the shorts. After you allow the beach to set, rewash them and then you’re done. This is also the lazy way, though, and you’ll get better results if you use the pumice stone method. For this method, you’ll need gloves, a plastic container and pumice stones which you can find at any beauty supply store. Place the stones in a plastic container and fill it with bleach. Let the stone completely absorb the bleach, and then use that to decorate your denim. This gives it more of an acid wash that looks like what’s in stores today and is more subtle and fashion forward. One thing I love about this new trend is I really can’t give you any rules to follow, and as you know, I hate following rules. Fashion should be all about your instinct, and if you think it looks good and want to rock it, then wear it. The only mistake you could make with this trend is trying to blend in, don’t be boring and with looks like these — it’s all about standing out rather than fading into the crowd. W

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As Jen mourns her beloved Doobie, she wants to make sure that all pets have as good a life as he did.

ast week, I lost a best friend, and it was one of the hardest things I’ve had to go through in a long time. Doobie was given to me almost 12 years ago and immediately became part of the family. This 100-pound, chocolate Lab mix was the friendliest, most loyal and loving dog I have ever known. Doobie had it made, walks to the pond every morning, rabbits to chase, fields to run in, woods to play in and even his own little bed. I’d like to think my parents and I spoiled him and gave him the greatest life a dog could ask for. Unfortunately, not every dog has such a great life, and it breaks my heart to see people not only neglect their pets, but to purposely treat them poorly. Keeping your pet in good health is a lot of responsibility and should not be taken lightly. So in honor of Doobie, and to spread a little joy that he had throughout his life to your pet, I’d like to provide some helpful tips on keeping your pet healthy and happy. As someone who has had three dogs and four cats throughout my life, the things that seem obvious to me when it comes to caring for

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a pet may not be so obvious to others. Every dog needs fresh water, nutritious food and a warm shelter at all times. In the summer (especially with these record-breaking temperatures), if you can’t keep your dog inside where it’s cool, it is crucial to provide a shaded area outside for them with lots of water. It drives me crazy when I see people who have dogs but don’t exercise them. Dogs love to play and need exercise to not only burn calories but to stimulate their minds. If they don’t have enough physical and mental stimulation, dogs tend to get bored which will most likely lead to destructive behaviors. Be sure to properly identify your dog as well. Provide your dog with a collar and ID tag that includes contact information in case your companion gets lost. It’s also important to spay or neuter your dog. Dogs that are “fixed” tend to live longer lives and have fewer behavior problems. By getting your dogs fixed, you are also reducing the problem of pet overpopulation. Sharing your life with a dog can be one of the most rewarding experiences you have. As I mourn the loss of a loving family member, I hope I can persuade you that pets are more than pets — they are friends and family that love us more than we can even begin to imagine and deserve nothing but the best. To donate, volunteer or adopt a pet, contact the Luzerne County SPCA at 570.825.4111. W

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Bruce ‘Two Dogs’ Bozsum breaks ground on MSPD’s new expansion. ohegan Sun at ter.” Pocono Downs “It’s one of the Bozsum expects a additions that ribbon-cutting cereis continuing its evolution from we wanted to mony for the propracetrack to casino to erty in a little more add to bring than a year. He also destination resort. The most recent expansion more revenue revealed the Moheplans not only include to the commu- gan Tribe has not a new hotel and conproposed additional nity here.” vention center but also gaming space with a 1,500 seat entertainthe expansion, but Bruce “Two noted that once the ment venue for conDogs” Bozsum hotel is up and certs and performances. running, that aspect “It’s one of the addiof business would tions that we wanted to be reviewed. add to bring more revenue to the MIMI JOINS ‘IDOL’ community here,” explained Mohegan Tribe Chairman Mariah Carey is on board as a Bruce “Two Dogs” Bozsum, new judge on “American Idol.” following a groundbreaking Fox made the announcement ceremony in which he used a Monday. jackhammer. “When you have a In a statement, the singer said, convention center and it’s a desti- “As a singer, songwriter and nation, people can stop by, spend producer, it’s going to be fun and three or four days here, they can rewarding to help find new talent visit all the local businesses out and give back with ‘American there.” Idol’ … I can’t wait to channel Bozsum also noted that the my creative energy as a part of resort will rely on local busithis show which is a massive nesses for supplies and services global phenomenon.” throughout the operation. MoheUS Weekly states the singer gan officials say the project will will collect an $18 million paycreate more than 250 permanent check. The source says, “Mariah jobs and in excess of 600 once is getting paid $18 million with a the expansion opens next year. one-year option to do ‘Idol,’ Bozsum also confirmed that the making her the highest-paid announcement does not change judge on any music competition the tribe’s relationship with Moshow.” In comparison, Jennifer hegan Sun Arena at Casey Lopez earned about $12 million Plaza. per season on “Idol.” “When you’re in the entertainMariah fills one of the slots on ment business, there are different the Idol judges’ panel vacated by entertainers for different size Steven Tyler and Lopez earlier venues,” Bozsum said. “There’s a this month. It’s also been ruwhole class of acts that go out mored that Mariah’s pal, Randy there and fill 1,500 seat rooms, Jackson, will transition from but they can’t fill 10,000 or judge to mentor next season. W 20,000. So, there’s two different levels, and we work with our Listen to “The Ralphie Radio outside vendors to bring in the Show” weeknights from 7 right size entertainer for the right p.m.-midnight on 97 BHT. size group and it works out bet-

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their energy and innovative strategies for reaching a broader clientele and beat the misconception that we aren’t affordable for the average consumer. With the help of the KKPR and their ability to think outside the box will be a bolt of added energy to our brand.” Dickert named the restaurant after his father, Carl, who was the nephew of Peter Luger, who opened the famous Peter Luger Steak House in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn in 1887. Dickert’s father ran the Long Island offshoot of the Brooklyn location, where Dickert worked at a young age. “Those early days at Peter Luger formed my ‘rules’ for a successful restaurant: Quality, service, and cleanliness,” Dickert stated. “Our servers crumb the table, refold napkins, and change the silverware throughout the meal. A lot of white tablecloth restaurants don’t do that anymore.” “Bob has such a great product from start to finish,” said Katrina Foster, president and founder of KKPR. “We enjoy and admire his food, his philosophy and how he runs his business. We truly look forward to working with Bob and the Carl von Luger family to help them meet and exceed their marketing and sales initiatives to ensure the restaurant remains a vibrant part of Scranton’s business community.” For more info on the restaurant, visit carlvonluger.com or call 570.955.5290. W
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Two participants at last year’s ‘Dog Days of Summer’ SPCA fundraiser at Cork. DOG DAYS ARE GOOD Cork Bar & Restaurant (463 Madison St., Wilkes-Barre) will host its annual “Dog Days of Summer” fundraiser for the SPCA of Luzerne County Tuesday, Aug. 7-Saturday, Aug. 11. Cork will donate 20 percent of the week’s sales to the SPCA and will hold a prize raffle, which will also benefit the shelter. Patrons are encouraged to bring their furry friends to dinner on Cork’s outdoor patio, where tents will be set up throughout the week and pet-themed drinks and specials will be available, as will a special menu just for the pets. The festivities kick off Tuesday at 5 p.m. with a party and dogs, cats and other animals from the SPCA in attendance for adoption until 7 p.m. For reservations for the fundraiser, call 570.270.3818 or e-mail [email protected]. For info on the SPCA, visit spcaluzernecounty.org. WIDER HORIZONS Carl von Luger Steak & Seafood (301 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) recently named Milford-based KKPR Marketing and Public Relations its agency of record. KKPR is the agency that brought NEPA’s first Restaurant Week to fruition in May. “We have had such a warm welcome from the city of Scranton, and we really want to keep the momentum going,” Robert Dickert, owner of Carl von Luger’s, said in a press release. “We are delighted to partner with KKPR and take advantage of

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bers. Zumba Fitness Classes • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info. Zumbathon, July 27, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Twist Night Club (1170 Route 315, Plains Twp.) with instructors Alex Seasock and Ryan Aregood, hosted by Estella Sweet. $10 at door, includes cover for night or free drink for 21+, raises funds for SweetEmanski Entertainment’s time slot at PrideFest. Space limited. Info: Facebook.com/ sweetemanskient.

• Forest Bright, Forest Night: July 28, 4 p.m. Ages 3-5. Campground amphitheater • Live Birds of Prey: July 28, 7 p.m. Campground amphitheater Hickory Run State Park (1137 Honey Hole Road, 570.403.2006) • Hiking Series: Aug. 3, 7:30 p.m. Easy 2-miles. Meet park office, Rte. 534. Followed by campfire at campground amphitheater. Welcome to bring midnight snack to share. For info, call or e-mail [email protected]. Lacawac Sanctuary (94 Sanctuary Rd., Lake Ariel, 570.689.9494, [email protected]) ❏ Music in the Forest Series: • Kevin Higgins: July 28, 7 p.m. • Steveskey & Smeltzer: Aug. 11 Lackawanna State Park (To register go to www.visitPAparks.com, click calendar of events, then Lackawanna) • Smart Angler: July 28, 2-4 p.m., Warming Hut by fishing pier. Registration required. • Sensory Discovery Hike: July 28, 7 p.m., campground amphitheater ❏ Discover-E Series for Young Folks ($20, call 570.945.7110): • Hide-n-Seekers/All About Amphibians: July 31-Aug. 2, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Nescopeck State Park (1137 Honey Hole Rd., Drums, 570.403.2006) All events free, unless noted otherwise. Reservations required. • “Night Out With the Stars” Astronomy Program: July 28, 8:30 p.m. With Greater Hazleton Astronomical Society. Family oriented, free. Bring flashlight. Registration required, call. Northeastern PA Chapter of the Sierra Club • Screening of “Vanishing of the Bees:” July 27, 7:30 p.m., Lackawanna State Park Learning Center (1839 Abington Road, North Abington Twp.). Q&A. Salt Springs State Park (Montrose, 570.967.7275, www.friendsofsaltspringspark.org) To register for classes, call 570.833.4034 • Bike ’n’ Hike: July 27, 6:30 p.m. Adults only. • Full Moon Hike: Aug. 1. Call for time. Wallenpaupack Scenic Boat Tour 11 a.m.-6 p.m., $14/regular, $13/senior, $10/12 and under. Celebrating 50th year on the lake with daily one-hour cruises. Info: 570.226.3293, wallenpaupackboattour.com.

American Wicca & The Garb Wench (americanwicca.org) • Tarot Readings by High Priest Thane Amdor: By appointment Tues., Thurs., Sat. Bring friend, get free reading. To schedule, call 570.793.4095 Beehive Area Narcotics Anonymous (Wilkes-Barre-Kingston-Nanticoke-Mountaintop) 24 hour phone line: 570.654.7755 or 1.866.935.4762. Food Addicts Anonymous Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866) Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m. Holistic Moms Network (wyomingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort, 570.466.1347) • Open House: Aug. 4, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Hoyt Library (284 Wyoming Ave., Kingston). Free, open to the public. Monroe County Garden Club • Annual Picnic: Aug. 8, 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m., Brodhead Creek Park (Rte. 191, Stroud Twp.), pavilion closest to parking lot. For members of club and families. Plant auction. RSVP necessary, contact 570.223.1140, [email protected]. The NEPA Rainbow Alliance (www.gaynepa.com) • As part of the NEPA SafeZone Project, NEPA RA is creating an “It Gets Better” video. Video features local representatives from the LGBT community, allies and more offering words of encouragement. To be a sponsor, e-mail [email protected]; to be in the video, visit gaynepa.com for details/application. • NEPA PrideFest: Aug. 12, Kirby Park, Wilkes-Barre. Oakwood Terrace (400 Gleason Dr., Moosic, 570.451.3171 ext. 116 or 101) • Support Group Meetings: third Wed. of each month, 6:30 p.m. Overeaters Anon. meetings Mon., Tues., Thurs., 7 p.m.; Wed., 7:30 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. No fee, newcomers welcome. Call 570.829.1341 for details/ meeting locations of visit www.oa.org. Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Resolve Infertility Peer Support Group: Last Sun. of month, 6:30-8 p.m., Kistler Learning Center at Geisinger Wyoming Valley. Contact Jennifer for info, 610.393.8098. W
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2nd Annual Pocono Motorcycle Ride for America’s VetDogs, “Ride the Raceway” Aug. 19. Registration 9 a.m., kickstands up 10:30 a.m. McGinley’s Pocono Trail Lodge (Route 115, Blakeslee). $25/driver, $10/rider. VIP “Ride the Raceway” package available. Call 570.730.6530 for details, e-mail [email protected], [email protected].

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4th Annual Motorcycle Poker Run/Picnic In Memory of Tpr. Joshua D. Miller Aug. 4, Wyoming Valley Detachment Marine Corps League (E. Main St., Wilkes-Barre). Registration 9-11:30 a.m., last bike out at 11:30 a.m., last card drawn by 2 p.m. Riders, passengers/$10 each. GA: $10/adults, $5/kids. Gift baskets, 50/50, kids activities. Entertainment 1 p.m., Hat Tryk, Headlock, OZ, Whiskey & Woods. All proceeds to benefit Wounded Warrior Project. 4th Annual Pocono Drag Lodge Aug. 11, Old Drag Lodge site (648 Meadow Run Road, Bear Creek). $7/spectators, $15/show cars. Food, music. Info: 845.635.3662 13th Annual Ann Yurista Memorial Road Rally to Benefit The Helping Hands Society July 28, registration 10 a.m.noon, run leaves noon, ECUS Club (20th and Peace Streets, Hazleton). Ends Harwood Fire Company. $15. Entertainment, food, beverages. Tricky, trays, raffles, gift certificates. Grand prize drawing for Myrtle Beach vacation. Benefits HH Society of Greater Hazleton. Coal Cracker Cruisers Car Club (570.876.4034) • Cruise Nights at Advance Auto (Rt. 6, Carbondale): Aug. 3, Sept. 7, 6-9 p.m. Food, music, door prizes, 50/50, trophies. Food by Boy Scout Troop 888. • Old Home Week Festival: Aug. 4, 5-9 p.m., Main St., Forest City. Music, food, prizes, homemade pie contest, vendors. Fundraiser/Bike Run for Dave “Haz” Havard Held Out of FOP Lodge No. 36 Jul 21, 200 E. Division St., Hanover Twp., registration 9:30 a.m.-noon. 50-mile non-stop ride begins noon. $15/bike, $10/passenger, non-riders, $10/door. To defer cost of funeral, as Havard recently passed away unexpectedly. 50/50 chances, Chinese auction,

lottery tickets, music, food, refreshments. Info: 570.239.7857 Gunners PA Law Enforcement MC ([email protected], $20/rider, $10/ passenger unless noted otherwise) • Phantom Rider Program: If unable to make it to ride, donate $10 passenger fee and new stuffed animal, which will go to children in need, any left end of season go to Toys For Tots. Send to Gunners 11 Hemlock Dr., Tunkhannock, PA 18657. • Gunning Down Cancer Ride: Aug. 11, registration 10 a.m.-noon. Begins/ ends Jefferson Park, corner N. Main St. and New St., Pittston. $20/rider, $10/passenger, party after only. Food, refreshments, music, 50/50, Chinese auction. Benefits Homechek and Hull, whose families have been affected by cancer, and cancer research. Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hilitesmotorclub.com, Jack 570.477.2477, John 574.7470). Events feature door prizes, food, music, 50/50 drawing, more. No alcohol permitted. • Aug. 11, 1-4 p.m., Meadows Nursing & Rehabilitation Center (4 E. Center Hill Road, Dallas). Rain date Aug. 12. Free. Fat Mike’s Texas Wieners, Travel Twist Ice Cream. Donation drop box for Ruth’s Place: New/ gently used (clean) undergarments, socks, sleepwear, personal care items, cleaning/office supplies, water, juice, soda, laundry detergent, coffee supplies, toilet paper, gallon Ziploc bags. • Aug. 18, 5-8 p.m., Twist & Shake, Pikes Creek. Rain date Aug. 19. John L. Richmond Sr. Benefit Poker Run Aug. 18, registration 10:30 a.m.-noon, starts Lower End Pizza (462 W. State St., Larks-

ville), ends Crossroads Inn (Church Road & S. Main Road, Mountain Top). Rain or shine. 3 stops: Out Post Inn, Rickett’s Glenn Hotel, Banko’s. $10/ person. Non-riders, tickets at Crossroads Inn, $10. Last card pulled 5 p.m. Music by DYN, Scarlett V, 7 p.m. Food, Chinese auction, 5 p.m. ∝ Montage Mountain Classics • Jonny Rockets Montage Mountain: Aug. 18, Sept. 15, 5-9 p.m. • Cruise Pittston-Tomato Festival Parking Lot: July 28, Aug. 25, Sept. 29, 5-9 p.m. • McDonald’s Southside Shopping Center: Aug. 10, Sept. 14, 6-10 p.m. • St. Joseph’s Center Car Show: Aug. 19, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Pittston Commons on the Pittston bypass. Rain date Aug. 26. Motor Heads of NEPA Cruises (held at Wegmans, Wilkes-Barre) • July 28, 5-10 p.m. Outdoor barbecue. • Aug. 25, 5-10 p.m. Outdoor barbecue. Stephen G. Semanek Memorial Ride & Event Aug. 11, registration 10-11:30 a.m., Maltby Fire Dept. (253 Owen St., Swoyersville). Ride departs 11:45 a.m. Back Mountain Bowl, noon-5 p.m. Rain or shine. $10 registration/rider including poker hand. Automobiles, walk-ins welcome. Prizes for top 3 hands. Info: 570.592.7015 Uncle Buck’s BBQ Pit Bike Night Wed., 6-9 p.m., 361 W. Main St., Plymouth. Food, drink specials.

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Fanciful festivities showcase local businesses
By Noelle Vetrosky
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here are a plethora of small businesses in our area, offering truly unique products you won’t find at Walmart or Target, many locals may not even realize are there. Two great examples of these businesses are The Fanciful Fox in Scranton and Outrageous in Wilkes-Barre. The two are joining forces Friday, July 27 for an event at Outrageous to show local consumers that there is another option when considering quality products which strengthens our local economy. “Partnering with Outrageous is such a natural progression for us,” said Amanda Fox, co-owner of The Fanciful Fox. “Both our company and Outrageous have a similar vibe and atmosphere, and both of our companies are really focused on our customer’s wants and desires.” Paul Nardone, owner of Outrageous, has known the mother-daughter team of The Fanciful Fox since they first began soap making and is thrilled to be showcasing their bath and body products in his store. “It’s all about small independent businesses working together to drive success,” he explained. “When people support smaller independently owned businesses, they are really supporting their local business community. When people shop locally, those dollars stay local. So we figured why not collaborate on an event that brings awareness to some of the amazing small businesses available right here.” Fox and her mother Kathie will be on hand Friday for a meet and greet and to demonstrate and explain their natural, vegan products and what they can do to improve your skin. “We will be bringing a variety of handmade, vegan products for customers to sample. The list includes goodies like organic cocoa-butter lotions,

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Some of The Fanciful Fox’s products that will be part of the event at Outrageous in Wilkes-Barre. body butters, scrubs and exfoliators, along with our entire face-care line,” said Fox. “Samples will include products for all types of skin, and there will be specific items for people with different skin issues including sensitive skin and eczema.” Creating vegan products was essential for the ladies of The Fanciful Fox as their “bath and body items utilize ingredients that come from the earth, that are sustainable and can return back to the earth without leaving a dent.” “It is commonplace for bathand-body products to contain ingredients that do not follow a vegan lifestyle such as tallow, lard or beeswax,” noted Fox. “We’ve substituted these ingredients for ones that come from plants and are fabulous for your skin.” Outrageous already carries some of the bath-and-body products from The Fanciful Fox, but will extend the product line after the event Friday evening. “I believe it is so important to bridge the gap between Lackawanna and Luzerne counties,” said Nardone. “Our partnering on this event is an opportunity to showcase some of the terrific places right here in our own back yard. We want people to get out and see all that NEPA has a lot to offer from a cultural, social and business perspective.” Event attendees will be given samples to take home and the chance to win a gift basket of goodies; there will also be wine, a few tasty treats and music. W The Fanciful Fox featured at Outrageous (41 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre), Fri., July 27; 6-9 p.m. Info: 570.208.7805, outrageousonline.com.

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Jeff’s Bitch: We’re still months from the presidential election, and I’m already fatigued from the endless arguing and scrapping back and forth on hundreds of minor issues that we, the people, don’t really care about. What we do care about is the economy. And there’s one issue I keep hearing that burns a fire under my middle-class ass. This constant drone that the rich need to “pay their fair share.” President Obama wants anyone making $250,000 or more to pay almost 40 percent in federal taxes. While I personally would love to make 250 big ones, that does not make you rich. Try living in a big city with a family, that’s called “just getting by.” More importantly, the guy or woman making $300, $44 or $500,000 are the small business owners who do most of the hiring. Tax them more, they stop hiring or worse, lay off a few people. It’s easy to get angry at people better off than you when you’re struggling or out of work. And I have great distaste for anyone who achieves their wealth illegally or unethically (hello big bankers!), but the reality is, we’ve been in this situation before. Ronald Reagan rode into office following the Jimmy Carter debacle where interest rates and inflation were both in double digits! His tax cuts launched one of the longest running bull markets in history. If you still think we need to sock it to the rich, then absorb this sobering fact: The president’s proposed tax increase on “the wealthy” will generate about $85 billion a year. While that sounds impressive, it won’t even make a

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If you miss Christian from ’Fifty Shades,’ Amanda says you need to meet Gideon in this. dent in our national debt. The sad truth is $85 billion is what the government spends in 10 days! That’s not a typo, literally 10 days! How about cutting everyone’s taxes? Let us keep more of the money we earn with our own sweat and labor. We’ll spend it far wiser than some overpaid, Washington fat cat! Amanda’s Brags: I found another addicting book, and I feel like it’s my duty to report back to my fellow “Fifty Shades” friends! If you are one of the millions of women who read and loved the “Fifty Shades of Grey” series and are currently suffering from Christian withdrawal, I have the solution. Yes, it’s another naughty read! I, too, was displaying the symptoms of Christian withdrawal after completing the series and needed something more, something else, maybe a fictional someone else. If you haven’t heard of the book everyone is reading after they finish “Fifty Shades,” may I introduce you to Gideon and Eva, the main characters in “Bared To You.” This is the book many women are turning to read because they loved “Fifty” and wanted more scandalous bedroom scenes and a steamy relationship to peek in on. “Bared To You” mirrors “Fifty” in many ways, but is the perfect book to follow the Christian/Ana love-fest. It’s sexy, scandalous and addicting! I’m not usually a fast reader and tend to take my time with a book, but finished “Bared To You” in two days. Weeknights even! It’s the first in a series by Sylvia Day, and the next book doesn’t come out until October, which seems like forever away after leaving readers hanging in “Bared To You.” Bared filled my “Fifty” void, so if you’re missing Christian, meet Gideon! W

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sign language
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culturally, economically, technologically. Nearly everyone in America has at least some time to explore their creativity. Growing numbers of people pursue careers “telling their truth” in whatever forms that might take, and they do well. What’s with you holdouts? Do you think your unique perspective is less interesting or valuable than those propagated by the rest of us? Au contraire, we’re in great need of what you have to say. So quit giving your mojo to The Man and give it to people in general. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) In order for human consciousness to evolve, we must reject authority. I’m not talking anarchy here. I’m referring to a basic shift from hierarchy to cooperation. Don’t stop listening to those who’re supposedly wiser or simply more powerful. But make your own choices. Don’t blindly submit to the whims of a CEO, parent or god. Practice this. The next time (and every time subsequently) that you’re issued an order, ultimatum or veiled threat, hear it as the choice you’re really being given. You may still choose to submit. But you may not. Suddenly, the power’s in your hands. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You big goof. Because of your excess of charm, your social ineptitude doesn’t usually show. But when you blunder — and blunder you have — it’s sometimes puzzling to you. “Like, what happened?” Fixing it is even more of a mystery. Movie cliche reconciliations won’t work — maybe a Leo could pull off the moonlight serenade with roses, but not you. So what to do? It’s so easy. Be yourself. Don’t hesitate when it comes to being real. Bumble around, admit your confusion and face the music. It’s more likely to be a love song than a dirge, if you follow my advice. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) This week you’re everyone’s Sugar Mama (or Poppa): Shoulder to cry on, giver of cash loans, baker of cakes and singer of lullabies. Great. These are some of your shiniest qualities and can definitely earn you some karma bucks. But don’t overdue it. There’s a fine line between offering support and undermining foundations. It’s not pretty when a reasonable request for help mutates into full-blown dependence. Maintain those well-defined boundaries and you maintain your freedom. That way folks won’t have as much reason to resent it when (like, next week) Good Witch gets tired and Moody Bitch takes over. W
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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Dear Leo, you’ve finally realized that life will never be perfect — and that’s a good thing. It gives you something to hope and strive for, which is what makes life fun and worth living. It’s boring about five minutes after you’ve gotten everything you want. Luckily, while on your journey you’ve also found the ability to appreciate all the sweetness that currently fills your existence and to mostly ignore the bad. That’s one of the keys to your overall happiness and, overall, awesome news. Hang on to that, and “bad weeks” will become mostly a thing of the past. From here on out, the spectrum ought to run from “pretty good” to “downright awesome.” VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Holy shit, that tool belt of yours must weigh 30 pounds. You’re so prepared for certain eventualities (like mechanical breakdowns, ninja attacks or beauty contests) that you’re completely helpless when confronted with other unforeseen situations — like having to run a timed shopping spree, cross a tenuous rope bridge or sneak up on someone. To equip yourself for some of the latter activities, would you consider lightening your load? That doesn’t mean leaving yourself completely unprepared for the former ones, though. Stuff a good pocket knife and a smartphone in your pocket, don some decent running cross-trainers, and consider yourself ready for anything. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Don’t give up so quickly. Sometimes good things just fall in your lap, but truly special moments often take a little work. If they were too easy, you wouldn’t appreciate them. Live for the exceptions, baby. (It’s the only way to lead an exceptional life — don’t you want that?) They’re worth it. Take the risks. Make the extra effort. Try again. Yes, I mean you. It’s supposed to be hard so you’ll value your goal (New love? Promotion? Gold medal?) once you get it. If you’re feeling discouraged, remember: You’ve got absolutely nothing to lose except your average, familiar existence. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) A lot of people in my old home, San Francisco, rave about the weather there. I don’t get it. Regarding my climatic preference, give me seasons (and I’m not referring to Damp, Foggy, Rainy and Dry)! That’s why you Scorpios intrigue me. Your internal emotional temperatures can range from scorching to absolute zero. While we’re talking about your inner climate, I might as well mention that you’re due for a

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week or two of balmy sea breezes, sunshine and only enough drizzle to generate rainbows. If it’s all too sickeningly sweet for you, never fear: You’re bound to have an exciting hurricane or two before summer’s through. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Slather on the sunscreen. You rarely seek out the spotlight. Nor do you avoid it. Occasionally you bask in its radiance. Usually, though, it centers on those who actively seek out the glory or demand it. Most of the time, you simply can’t be bothered with this essentially petty game. Worry not, you won’t have to cope with the direct glare of the full-force high beam of dazzling attention. But this week it might settle on someone so close to you that you’d better protect yourself with a pair of sunglasses and some SPF 15 sunblock. Don’t freak — it won’t last long; probably just long enough to give yourself a lovely, sexy, all-over tan. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You feel like a boomerang, finally arcing back toward the force that propelled you away originally. I’d argue your current state is more like that of a flying fish taking its first leap from the waves. Following your swift glide, you plunge back into the lifegiving water. Your first sensation may be one of relief as you return to familiar, nurturing surroundings. But I think you’ll find that the new place you’ve discovered is just as much a necessary part of you as the old neighborhood that you’ve lived in up until now. Own it, baby. Your world just got twice as big, and there’s more where that came from.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) All your big plans may just boil down to nothing. In fact, the more you put into them this week, the more frivolous they’ll seem in the long run — something akin to traveling to the Southern Hemisphere to watch water spiral the other way down the drain. I don’t want your reaction to be, “Huh. So what’s the big deal?” because then you’d kick yourself for wasting so much time on them. Instead, let them sit for a week. If they’re truly worthwhile, they’ll still compel you next week. Then you’ll be boxing kangaroos and silly, inconsequential details like water dynamics will barely scratch your notice. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) It’s important to your own evolution to get to the point where most of your emotional energy is devoted to others instead of yourself. That nurturing energy is one of your magic powers. But you can’t take care of other people unless you learn how to (and do) take care of yourself well. Once you’ve learned to aim your ray of comfort inward, you’ll find that there’s plenty left over for everyone else. However, if you use it for others’ benefit before taking care of your own needs, you’ll soon discover that there’s scarcely anything left for you. It would be sheer folly to advise nearly any other sign (save those beleaguered Virgos) to adopt a “me first” attitude this week, but that’s exactly what I suggest to you. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) We are the looked-for end result of centuries of history. Never before have individuals been as empowered as we are now —

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HOMES FOR SALE

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JENKINS TOWNSHIP Prestigious
105 Summit Street Fire damaged home. Sold as is. 60’ x 235’ lot. Public sewer, water & gas. $34,500, negotiable Call 570-675-0446, evenings.

SHAVERTOWN

Highland Hills Development .88 Acres. $75,000 570-947-3375

1 bedroom apartment. 2nd floor, large kitchen. Includes heat, refrigerator, stove, water, garbage & sewer fees. Nice quiet, clean residential neighborhood. Pets negotiable. $590/month. Call 570-228-8563

AVOCA

Winterset Estates Studio Apartment New & charming. $600 per month + security & references required. Utilities included. Absolutely no pets. Call 570-814-1316

FORTY FORT

72 E. W alnut St. 2nd floor. Located in quiet neighborhood. Kitchen, living room, dining room. Sunroom. Bath. 3 bedrooms; 2 large & 1 small. Lots of closets. Built in linen closet & hutch. Hardwood and carpeted floors. Fireplace. Storage room. Yard. Washer / dryer, stove / fridge. Heat and hot water included. Available August 1. One year lease + security. $950 570-283-4370

KINGSTON

2nd floor, 2 bedrooms, washer, dryer, fridge, stove & heat included. $685/month + security. no pets. Call 570-332-9355 1 bedroom. Stove, fridge. Laundry hookup. 1 year lease. No pets. $375 + utilities. Call 570-237-0968

PARSONS

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Say it HERE in the Classifieds! 570-829-7130
1st floor 2 bedrooms. $545 + security. Water, sewer & garbage included. 570-332-8922

HANOVER TOWNSHIP

915 Manufactured Homes
(Formerly Pocono Park) and San Souci Park. Like new, several to choose from, Financing &Warranty, MobileOneSales.net Call (570)250-2890

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Rustic country home with 7 acres, off Rt. 29 near Moon Lake. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Large kitchen & living room. Sunroom. 2 car garage. 2 story barn with fenced in pasture. This property also comes with separate septic well, electric, carport & shed. $235,000. 570-506-5986

HUNLOCK CREEK

3 rooms includes heat, hot water, water, garbage & sewer + appliances, washer/dryer hookup, off street parking. Security. No pets. $480/month. 570-655-1606 DUPONT Completely remodeled, modern 2 bedroom townhouse style apartment. Lots of closet space, with new carpets and completely repainted. Includes stove, refrigerator, washer, dryer hook up. Nice yard & neighborhood, no pets. $595 + security. Call 570-899-8877 570-654-1490

AVOCA

Two 1st floor, 1 bedroom apartments. All utilities included. No pets. $600 + 1 month security. (908) 964-1554

HANOVER TOWNSHIP

2 bedroom, in lovely quiet neighborhood overlooking the park. Hardwood floors, tile bath & kitchen with appliances. Off street parking. No Pets. $610 + security, references & 1 year lease. Call 570-288-4879

KINGSTON Park Place

ment. 3 small rooms & bath. Water, sewer & garbage included. $400/month, security & references. 570-702-2316

SCRANTON/SOUTH Basement apart-

Large, 2 bedroom, 2nd floor. Wall to wall carpeting. Off St. Parking. Washer / dryer hookup. No pets. $550 + utilities. 570-301-7723

LUZERNE

2 bedroom half double. 2 baths. Stove, fridge. Laundry hookup. No pets. 1 year lease. $575 + utilities. Call 570-237-0968

WEST PITTSTON

689 Main Street 2 bedroom home on large lot with bonus efficiency apartment. Large living room, eat in kitchen, screened porch. Freshly painted and new flooring. See www.craiglslist.org $69,000. Call 570-696-3368

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2 bedroom, water included. $590/month. NO PETS section 8 OK Call 570-817-3332 Spacious 2 bedroom, 2nd floor with balcony. W/d hookup. Includes. heat, hot water and water. No pets. $675 + 1 month security. 845-386-1011

KINGSTON

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LARKSVILLE

No pets. Rents based on income start at $405 & $440. Handicap Accessible. Equal Housing Opportunity. 570474-5010 TTY711 This institution is an equal opportunity provider and employer.

MOUNTAIN TOP WOODBRYN 1 & 2 Bedroom.

2nd floor, 4 rooms. Hardwood floors. Heat and hot water included. No pets. $650 + security. Call 570-479-4069

WEST PITTSTON

3 bedroom, 1 bath apartment near General Hospital. $575 utilities, first, last & security deposit. No pets. 570-417-3427

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953 Houses for Rent
3 bedrooms, close to Kings and downtown. Includes range & fridge. $700/month, first, last & security. Tenant pays heat, electric & water. Call 718-877-7436 or 718-791-5252

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530 Exeter Ave Now Accepting Applications! 1, 2 & 3 bedroom units available. Elevator, parking lot, central air, appliances, wi-fi access & more. Income Qualifications required. 570-344-5999

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Rte. 315 2,400 Sq. Ft. professional office space with beautiful view of Valley & Casino. will divide office / retail Call 570-829-1206

DOLPHIN PLAZA

Spacious 3 bedroom, 1 bath with Victorian charm with hardwood floors, neutral decor, stained glass window, large kitchen with washer /dryer hook-up, off-street parking. $700 month + utilities, security & lease. NO PETS. 570-793-6294

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WILKES-BARRE

Mayflower Crossing Apartments 570.822.3968 2, 3 & 4 Bedrooms
- Light & bright open floor plans - All major appliances included - Pets welcome* - Close to everything - 24 hour emergency maintenance - Short term leases available

WEST PITTSTON OFF STREET PARKING INCLUDED Suite 1– 725 sq ft Utilities included Suite 2– 1,450 sq ft Utilities included Units are unfinished & can be fit out to your specifications. Call: 570-655-3329 – Extension 2 Margie

MODERN OFFICE SPACE

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Licensed - Insured Certified - Masonry Concrete - Roofing Quality Craftsmanship Guaranteed Unbeatable Prices Senior Citizen Discounts Free Estimates 570-574-4618 or 570-709-3577

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J & F CONSTRUCTION All types of roofing. Repairs & Installation 25 Years Experience Licensed/Insured Free Estimates Reliable Service 570-855-4259

1/2 double. 3 bedrooms. Wall to wall carpeting, washer / dryer hookup. Fenced in yard. $475 plus utilities and security. Call 570-472-2392

WILKES-BARRE

single home with large fenced yard, detached garage off street parking, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, living & dining rooms, hardwood floors, air, security system, appliances. $750/ month, + utilities, 1st, last, security, references & credit check. No pets. Immediate Occupancy. 570-606-5143

WILKES-BARRE Newly renovated.

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WILKES-BARRE Renovated One Bedroom 216 Carlisle St. Available 8/1. May be used as two bedroom. New refrigerator, stove. New floors, carpets. Ceiling fans. Fresh paint. $600 mo. $600 security. Call 215565-6761 or email alexandervending @gmail.com

HUGHESTOWN Clean & bright 2 bedroom 1/2 double in a quiet residential neighborhood. Off street parking. Stove included. Washer/Dryer hookup. No pets. No smoking. $625/month + utilities & security. References required. Available Aug 1. 570-760-9323

Academy Street Well maintained in move-in condition. 6 room house with 3 bedrooms & 1 1/2 baths. Gas forced air heat. No pets. 1 year lease. Credit check.$625 + utilities & security. Call 908-510-3879

WILKES-BARRE

Gorgeous, furnished room for rent in Victorian home. Everything included. Call 570-430-3100 for details

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PJ’s Window Cleaning & Janitorial Services Windows, Gutters, Carpets, Power washing and more. INSURED/BONDED. 570-283-9840

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2 bedroom, 2 bath, 1500sq home for rent, close to Misericordia & DHS. House is very clean, and ready to move in. Washer, dryer, stove, refrigerator, & microwave included. Asking $1000 per month. Call 570-814-0707

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Penn St. 1/2 Double, 2 bedroom. Newly remodeled. Gas Heat. Washer & dryer hookup, yard, & parking. Not Approved for Section 8. No pets. $550 + utilities. 570-714-1530

KINGSTON

ence fixing major appliances: Washer, Dryer, Refrigerator, Dishwasher, Compactors. Most brands. Free phone advice & all work guaranteed. No service charge for visit. 570-706-6577

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O’NEIL’S Landscaping, Lawn Maintenance,Cleanups, shrub trimming, 20 years experience. Fully Insured 570-885-1918 TOUGH BRUSH & TALL GRASS Mowing, edging, mulching, shrubs & hedge shaping. Tree pruning. Garden tilling. Spring Clean Ups. Weekly & bi-weekly lawn care. Fully Insured. 20+ years experience Free Estimates 570-829-3261

Walking distance to Wilkes University, minutes from King’s Newly renovated. Most utilities included. Professional on site management. Off street parking. Starting at $515. 866-466-0501 or leasing-cumberland @rentberger.com

WILKES-BARRE

Large 2, 3, & 4 bedroom apartments. Heat & hot water included. Balcony. Off street parking. Washer dyer hookup. Pets OK. $855 - $950. Call 570-237-0124

WILKES-BARRE West River St.

Sprague Ave. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, 1st floor duplex, New w/w carpeting & hardwood floors. Convenient to Wyoming Ave. Washer/dryer hookup, basement storage. Reduced! $540/month + utilities, security, lease. NO PETS. 570-793-6294

KINGSTON

Parsons Section 3 bedroom half double. Off street parking. Pets welcome. $550/month Credit/Criminal check required. Call 570-266-5333

WILKES-BARRE

144 Farrell St. Single family home for rent. 1,470 sq ft. 3 bedrooms with closets and 1.5 baths. First floor laundry room. New gas water heater. Air conditioning. New heating gas boiler & upgraded carpets. Modern kitchen. New gas stove. New 21 cubic foot refrigerator. New windows, gas fireplace, deadbolt locks. Full basement with gas wall heater. Residential street. Shed. Fenced yard. Covered back porch. Private driveway. 1 year lease. Background & credit check. $790 + utilities & security deposit. Call 215-527-8133 Ask for Bill

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A-1 ABLE 1 CHIMNEY Rebuild & Repair Chimneys. All types of Masonry. Liners Installed, Brick & Block, Roofs & Gutters. Licensed & Insured 570-735-2257

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