Why I hate Birds
this is just so that i can post this to reddit, made the table on word, and was needing a way to post it so i can submit it to there... dont worry about reading it
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Ducks are assholes; they steal your bread, chase after you, and bite harder than your mother last night.
Pheasants act cocky, but will be scared shitless if you ever call them out on it, they are posing little shits.
Pigeons are like hobos, and the ones that are kept as pets are like the hobos that had a good idea in their mentally disturbed mind and became rich off of it Swans are “oh I’m to good for this society and these lowly peasants” types.
Eagles have the personality of that jock that you never really liked in high school, that “oh yeah I’m big, pretty, and a bad ass motha fucka.” Owls are that creepy guy in your neighborhood that you tell your kids to come inside while he is “mowing his lawn”. In other words, if they could speak, they would say. “I will rape you as you sleep, because that is when I’m up” Penguins are the outcasts, basically the ones that talk to the other birds like. “hey its pretty cold up here, do you guys want to come and visit maybe? No? well I guess I will just go for a FUCKING SWIM BITCHES!”
Pheasants act cocky, but will be scared shitless if you ever call them out on it, they are posing little shits.
Pigeons are like hobos, and the ones that are kept as pets are like the hobos that had a good idea in their mentally disturbed mind and became rich off of it Swans are “oh I’m to good for this society and these lowly peasants” types.
Eagles have the personality of that jock that you never really liked in high school, that “oh yeah I’m big, pretty, and a bad ass motha fucka.” Owls are that creepy guy in your neighborhood that you tell your kids to come inside while he is “mowing his lawn”. In other words, if they could speak, they would say. “I will rape you as you sleep, because that is when I’m up” Penguins are the outcasts, basically the ones that talk to the other birds like. “hey its pretty cold up here, do you guys want to come and visit maybe? No? well I guess I will just go for a FUCKING SWIM BITCHES!”
