You Walk Into the Kitchen and Find This

You Walk into the Kitchen and Find This

Recently, I shared this picture of a giant snake hanging out in someone’s kitchen (thankfully, not
mine). The caption reads, “You walk into the Kitchen and find this. What do you do?”
The question drew a wide variety of answers, most of which I’ve shared below.
Comments

Sharon Johnson Have a heart attack !!!
Artemis Spinoza It’s just an adorable little albino Burmese python. I would probably just buy it a
rabbit or something.
Rachel Richards Slowly back away from it lol
Azrael Maeve Well, first off.. you take the obligatory photo… make a meme out of it… post it to
Facebook… then you ask him/her what’s in the microwave and if they need a *hand taking it
out…
Jon Morgan Azrael Maeve how? You would have to speak parseltongue.
Azrael Maeve We all have our secrets…

Ken Wallin Put my fur-babies (small dogs) in the back yard. Put him in a cloth sack and call
Animal Control. Someone has lost their albino python.
Jon Morgan Ask myself what Samuel Jackson would do.
Jay L Hatlen Linnell I’d still leave the house and call animal control.
Kristin Barton Yeah…so the professionals can get Sparky back to his owner.

John Giffin What a cute albino ball python! Slow and non-venomous, no worries.
Nicole VanBuren Milton Run like hell and move to a different state!
Jeff Verdun Machete
Jon Morgan I wonder if the note taped to the fridge says, in all capitals, “replace lock on snake
cage.”
Jon Morgan When I first saw this picture, I checked the snake for people-shaped bulges. I think
that would make the picture even scarier.

Ruth Remsing Grab the nearest gun and shoot it, then call animal control!!!
Jon Morgan Ruth Remsing the “nearest gun?” How many guns do you own? Lol
Ruth Remsing Oh i have enough!!! lol
Jon Morgan Cool, lol
Sindy Allen Lovejoy Move out of the county

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